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2013

27

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair of the Day

I posted a couple of pics from this Vanity Fair photoshoot with Scarlett Johansson yesterday, I figure I’d post the rest, because she is one of those overrated, properly marketed Hollywood twat, who despite being doughy and uninteresting, is celebrated by men everywhere, even though she gets people arrested and locked up for sharing her nude pics with the world, even if he wasn’t the one taking the nude pics, but was the one clever enough to figure out her password was “ILoveCake123″….which is really something any of us could have figured out at the time of the nude pics, back when she was married, before her husband left her for an upgrade, who is hardly even that great herself….

The whole thing confuses me, but alas, she’s trying, and not horribly overrated, sloppy, or boring, and for that I will endorse her…even if I hate all she represents. I mean besides the big tits. We like the big tits..especially when the belly is under SPANX

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2013

26

Jun

Scarlett Johansson for Vanity Fair France of the Day

These aren’t hot. Scarlett Johansson is old, fat, dumpy, sloppy, a divorcee, uneventful and not very interesting. Her acting has consistently been emptiness, and her personal life equally dull. She’s about as colorful as a pile of shit…but for some reason she got picked up, marketed heavily, loved by the masses, because of her face, and ability to hide her gut…and we all wanted to fuck her at least once…

I pretty much hate her after seeing the nude pics she sent someone to jail for leaking, when she should have been the one sent to jail for taking…not because I don’t like looking at nudes of all women, but because I thought taking homie down was a little excessive, considering she was the slut who took the pics in the first place and should have taken some ownership on that…

I mean if sharing nudes is a crime, I’m the fucking stepfather of that shit…that’s all I fucking do…so I guess whenever groups try to take my kind down, I am forced to make them enemy number 1…and hate all their non-nude work…like this shit that might as well be the cover of Good Housekeeping, a cover she’ll never get, cuz Good Housekeeper’s don’t get divorced…..a Good Housekeeper keeps her man and home good…and they don’t get their asses divorced.

An ass she’s poking out in these pice..

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2013

29

Apr

Scarlett Johansson for Marie Claire US of the Day

Scarlett JOhansson is overrated. From Ghost World to fucking whatever bullshit she is in now, she has never impressed me. She got marketed as this hot and glamorous piece, I just thought she was dumpy. I mean sure, she’s got full lips, but thanks to modern fillers and walk in plastic surgery procedures, so does every duck face bitch on the internet. I’m just not impressed, but I guess she takes a good picture, if you’re into fat, dumpy chicks with decent faces and good lips, who have won the lottery that is life, despite not really deserving it, because they have a personality of a brick wall, only with less texture and stability….maybe her personality is more of a pile of rotting vegetables in a compost heap, but then again I don’t know her, I just see pics of her, and know her body is.

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2013

18

Jan

Scarlett Johansson in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Isn’t Sexy of the Day

Scarlett Johansson is now a stage performer…and not the kid rocking a pole…like the stage performers we like best…and I guess it’s just some midlife crisis situation where she’s trying to prove she’s an actual actor and that acting is an actual art cuz memorizing lines for an entire play is a challenge…when normally she just remembers lines for one scene…or even one shot…in what is almost a joke of a career…that no actor will ever admit…cuz they are paid too much to say it’s a joke….but not as big of a joke as Scarlett Johansson’s tits…what’s going on here….she’s lost all she had going for her in the process of this career move….and it makes no sense to me…maybe we gotta ask Big Daddy….he’s got all the answers….cuz big stepDADDY….just doesn’t get what’s going on here…

I guess Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is officially a murder mystery….killing her tits – then hiding them – in the South.


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2013

08

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day


Scarlett Johansson was always an overrated, chubby girl who couldn’t act….but the public didn’t realize it…because they were too distracted at the fact that like 98 percent of women…she had tits…and good lips….but other than that…nothing she has done has been sexy, erotic, interesting, amazing, compelling, even attractive…but the media just fucking eats her up like she eats cake….

So seeing her in Esquire Russia…may not be her best photoshoot, but I would argue that it is, because they focused on all that is good about her, that face….and cropped out all the is the rest of her….even if these could use a lot more titty…

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2012

31

Dec

Scarlett Johansson for Elle of the Day


You know what the world needs…more Scarlett Johansson photoshopped to look skinny cuz no one likes a dumpy bitch…when they can have a lean bitch…and as far as we’re concerned…a picture is about as close as we will get to this one….we might ass well take it as good as it can get…rather than the sloppy truth…that they’ve tried to push as having the same measurements of old Hollywood vixens, who were deemed hot, cuz skinny girls at the time were usually poor an unable to afford food, which usually meant diseased and something you didn’t want to get near..but that was then and this is now….now fat is the disease we want to avoid…cuz poor people are now that fat ones…just ask my wife…she’ll tell you…with her belly hanging over her elastic waistband pants…all stretch marked and diabetic….

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2012

08

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…

But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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2012

07

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Showing Off New Tattoo of the Day


Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo and she’s showing it off for the internet because that’s what people do when they get new tattoos…at least all the people I see with half sleeves who now all of a sudden rock tank tops that they never rocked before…or all the people with calf tattoos who still wear shots in winter…just so people see their 300 dollar investment….not that Scarlett Johansson’s new tattoo cost 300 dollars…shit looks like she got it done at a flea market…you know with an AIDS ridden tattoo gun…all filled with Hep like it was Pam Anderson cuz the don’t have running water at the flea market to clean the shit…I mean this is so bad…it looks like she got it in prison with pen ink and a vote for Obama pin….but as someone who loves the cowboy movement…especially that of the 60s…I guess it’s kinda cute…and I mean any excuse for any girl to pull her shirt up…is a good one…even if it is visually not all that awesome.

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2012

11

Oct

Scarlett Johansson Does Psycho Shower Scene of the Day


I am a Hitchcock fan…but then again who isn’t…I’ve seen a lot of his movies….all are pretty fucking awesome and I’m down with this movie about him…

I’m just not down with Scarlett Johansson playing Janet Leigh and not because I’m a die hard fan or into things being totally representative or authentic…I don’t care about that shit…I just don’t like seeing her get work…

She’s overrated, people think she’s hot when she’s really not, and her getting work isn’t

I saw this trailer yesterday and felt Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh, or as I like to call her, “the uterus that makes tranny babies who go on to be Jamie Lee Curtis”…..and it is hilarious…..

I could look at these bad acting screenshots all day…they are better than that worst death scene i a movie viral….


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