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2012

11

Oct

Scarlett Johansson Does Psycho Shower Scene of the Day


I am a Hitchcock fan…but then again who isn’t…I’ve seen a lot of his movies….all are pretty fucking awesome and I’m down with this movie about him…

I’m just not down with Scarlett Johansson playing Janet Leigh and not because I’m a die hard fan or into things being totally representative or authentic…I don’t care about that shit…I just don’t like seeing her get work…

She’s overrated, people think she’s hot when she’s really not, and her getting work isn’t

I saw this trailer yesterday and felt Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh, or as I like to call her, “the uterus that makes tranny babies who go on to be Jamie Lee Curtis”…..and it is hilarious…..

I could look at these bad acting screenshots all day…they are better than that worst death scene i a movie viral….


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2012

10

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day



Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body….

I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini.


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2012

30

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Dump Truck Body of the Day

I have always found Scarlett Johansson dumpy….I know she was marketed as this hot, glamourous, raspy voiced Siren, you’d expect to find in Old Hollywood…who now dresses like she was in fact in Old Hollywood, and has grown into a Granny, complete with saggers and a muff gut, wearing some old dress she got back in the 70s…..but she never was hot, glamourous….just raspy…and possibly a compulsive eater…always a slophole of a woman…and whenever I see pics of her now in her 30s…I’m reminded about how uneventful she’s always been and will continue to be….

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2012

12

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Boring as Fuck in Vogue of the Day

I dont’ understand how someone like pudgy, uninteresing, but marketed as hot as fuck, even though she looks more like someone swelling up from a food allergy, like Scarlett Johansson can go from producing nude pics for her “husband” and not the media….you know that she took so seriously that the mother fucking who “stole” them is going to be getting 30 years in prison for…according to the fake court system they set up on a sound stage to make her look like she’s not an attention seeking slut promoting some shit to keep her getting work and making money as her body that was wrongfully a lottery winner in terms of careeer, fame and fortune….goes south……..to this boring as fuck photoshoot in Vogue that I am posting for the die hard fans who have obsessive compulsive order that blinds that fact that they’vee all been lied to.

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2012

04

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Big Titties Bounce in New Avenger’s Clip of the Day

Marvel dropped a video for their socially awkward, obsessive compulsive, nerd fan base of all ages, of Scarlett Johansson in a scene from The Avengers, giving a sneak peak at her titty jiggle, something that isn’t a big deal to real men, who get laid, and who watch porn, and who don’t need the human rendition of a comic bitch they’ve been jerking off to since they were 12 to get off…..but a sneak peak at her titty jiggle that has enough of an impact for some virgin, loser, sci/fic, comic collecting, socially awkward freaks to either cum himself, or have his fucking head explode…

I’d say I was posting it for those Comicon freaks, but it dropped earlier today, they’ve already seen it, that’s part of the whole subculture, chubby Scarlett Johansson’s trying to tap into with her cellulite.

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2012

03

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage on the Cover of Grazia of the Day

I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has….

She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here.


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2012

15

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Hiding her Cellulite of the Day

I posted the above pic of Scarlett Johansson’s overrated ass in a bikini all 30 years old, divorced and sloppy….pretty much blaming marketing for tricking us into thinking she’s hot….or a sex symbol…or whatever you want to call the foundation of her career that has got her raspy voice, shit acting, attention….

Well today the BIKINI PICTURES CONTINUE only she’s was smart enough to wear shorts this time…I’m not allowed to post the new pictures cuz this dude who runs the paparazzi agency that owns them wants to sue me…or may be trying to sue me…so I’d rather just link the shit…not to mention it is Scarlett Johansson, a serious has been wwho never should have been, who needs to step back and live off her fortune she made of the snake oil sex appeal she sold us….


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2012

13

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Old Chubby Ass in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve found Scarlett Johansson a pretty overhyped – dumpy piece of shit of a woman for pretty much her entire career…I always knew she just had a decent, marketable face that lead to a acting career her raspy little voice probably didn’t deserve, playing the love interest or the hot chick and everyone would shit on me when I called her out for having a bad ass in Ghost World…to a bad ass in Lost in Translation to a bad ass here on the fucking beach with her boyfriends….She’s past her prime…and even in her prime we just bought into the lie that is her cuz we’re idiots…but we’re smarter than we used to be now….and a divorcee comes with a divorcee body whether she’s 30 or 65….so the good news is that thanks to these bikini pics we know what we’re dealing with….not that it’d stop us from trying to K-Fed/crawl in her vagina and die….but we’re just more aware that the perfect sex appeal they made us think she had sure as hell isn’t perfect…


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2011

13

Dec

Scarlett Johansson’s Black Dress of the Day

I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk….

I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point….

But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do….

Awesome.

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2011

28

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Interview Pics of the Day


I posted the cover of Interview the other day knowing it was just a matter of time before the rest of the pictures of Scarlett Johansson would hit…and to my surprise she only looked like a Lady Gaga impersonator in a few of the pics….while the others were topless…sure not as topless as the slutty self-shot pics I loved from 2 months ago, that I am sure were leaked to the media to promote something, or divert from something, or to piss off her husband as he was fucking Blake Lively…the same pics she never had lawyers come after me to take down….which is pretty lovely considering all the love level Hollywood bitches who leak this shit get lawyers on you accusing you of being into kiddie porn…I’m talking to you Hudgens.

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2011

23

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Covers Interview Magazine of the Day

Scarlett Johansson, or Scarjo as she’s known to her closest and dearest friends…..is photoshopped to shit on the cover of the latest Interview magazine…wearing some Madonna from the 80s inspired underwear, looking thin, hot and ready to marry you he divorce you forcing you to fuck hotter bitches than her…..and I’m posting it because I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson’s titties in nude cellphone pics, and any girl who takes nude cell pics and doesn’t whine about it like an annoying cunt, but instead gets the dude behind it arrested, while letting all of us celebrate the pics, is a role model to me….seriously. She handled the nude pics better than every other nude pic scandal I’ve dealt withi on this miserable blog.

In fact, nude cellphone pics are a fucking currency to me…I accept it as payment from all favors and tasks, from shoveling driveways this winter, to helping you with your high school homework….

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2011

07

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Getting Some Dick of the Day

In case you were wondering….this isn’t Lady Gaga dragging a dude out of the river to steal his penis to staple to her leg…it is Scarlett Johansson…recently divorced, aware that her husband has moved onto the town whore, Blake Lively, figures she should dress like an 80s whore, and drag wet suit wearing scuba men out of the waters searching for missing poeple, and filling her vagina that’s been missing people…if you know what I mean..How else could you explain this?

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2011

17

Oct

Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked and Having Sex of the Day

After the success of the Is This Olivia Munn Naked post…I figure all you perverts like celebrity look alikes in amateur porn…because a reader sent in these pictures of Scarlett Johansson, assuming they were the other hacked pictures the hacker put out to the internet before getting shut the fuck down, while I’m pretty covinced these are just pictures of some girl who resembles Scarlett Johansson….that’s not to say these aren’t her or that Scarjo doesn’t have these kinds of pics floating around….because let’s face it she went from obscure to huge pretty fast…all while being marketed as this hot piece that was clearly a hell of a lot of marketing…cuz despite being pudgy and decent looking, she was never the level they played her out to be and my theory on that is blowjobs paved the way, it’s the modern “Selling your soul to the devil”…but I’m pretty sure these aren’t pics documenting that….what do you think?


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2011

14

Sep

Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Cellphone Pics Revisited of the Day


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I don’t know why I bothered doing any other post today….this Scarlett Johansson pics I posted drunk at 7 am were all I really needed, so I’m posting this to remind you that I POSTED THEM ALREADY …. still don’t know if they are her….but they are amazingness… Notice The Tattoos Match

I know this all you care about – user….I feel like a whore…

Shitty site or not – I WAS THE FIRST TO POST THEM

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2011

14

Sep

Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing…

Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson….

I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy…

It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you…

Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time…

Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.

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