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2013

08

Jan

Scarlett Johansson for Esquire Russia January 2013 of the Day


Scarlett Johansson was always an overrated, chubby girl who couldn’t act….but the public didn’t realize it…because they were too distracted at the fact that like 98 percent of women…she had tits…and good lips….but other than that…nothing she has done has been sexy, erotic, interesting, amazing, compelling, even attractive…but the media just fucking eats her up like she eats cake….

So seeing her in Esquire Russia…may not be her best photoshoot, but I would argue that it is, because they focused on all that is good about her, that face….and cropped out all the is the rest of her….even if these could use a lot more titty…

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2012

31

Dec

Scarlett Johansson for Elle of the Day


You know what the world needs…more Scarlett Johansson photoshopped to look skinny cuz no one likes a dumpy bitch…when they can have a lean bitch…and as far as we’re concerned…a picture is about as close as we will get to this one….we might ass well take it as good as it can get…rather than the sloppy truth…that they’ve tried to push as having the same measurements of old Hollywood vixens, who were deemed hot, cuz skinny girls at the time were usually poor an unable to afford food, which usually meant diseased and something you didn’t want to get near..but that was then and this is now….now fat is the disease we want to avoid…cuz poor people are now that fat ones…just ask my wife…she’ll tell you…with her belly hanging over her elastic waistband pants…all stretch marked and diabetic….

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2012

08

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Psycho V Cover of the Day

I already posted the Kate Moss / Rihanna photoshoot from V Magazine ….and here I was thinking that was the highlight of my day or at least of the issue..you know cramming two totally irrelevant girls I like more than they like me…even though I ultimately don’t give a fuck about them in any fucking way, shape or form…I mean other than looking at pics of them and their way, shape or form…cuz looking at pics is better than having to deal with their personality flaws…

But apparently…the real hightlight of the magazine…is our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….who is now in some Hitchcock shit…and in promoting that…doin’ some Hitchcock themed covers…and as a fan of Hitchcock…shit works perfectly alright for me….not to mention she’s showing some cleavage…which is better than her showing her gutter tattoo ….

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2012

07

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Showing Off New Tattoo of the Day


Scarlett Johansson got a new tattoo and she’s showing it off for the internet because that’s what people do when they get new tattoos…at least all the people I see with half sleeves who now all of a sudden rock tank tops that they never rocked before…or all the people with calf tattoos who still wear shots in winter…just so people see their 300 dollar investment….not that Scarlett Johansson’s new tattoo cost 300 dollars…shit looks like she got it done at a flea market…you know with an AIDS ridden tattoo gun…all filled with Hep like it was Pam Anderson cuz the don’t have running water at the flea market to clean the shit…I mean this is so bad…it looks like she got it in prison with pen ink and a vote for Obama pin….but as someone who loves the cowboy movement…especially that of the 60s…I guess it’s kinda cute…and I mean any excuse for any girl to pull her shirt up…is a good one…even if it is visually not all that awesome.

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2012

11

Oct

Scarlett Johansson Does Psycho Shower Scene of the Day


I am a Hitchcock fan…but then again who isn’t…I’ve seen a lot of his movies….all are pretty fucking awesome and I’m down with this movie about him…

I’m just not down with Scarlett Johansson playing Janet Leigh and not because I’m a die hard fan or into things being totally representative or authentic…I don’t care about that shit…I just don’t like seeing her get work…

She’s overrated, people think she’s hot when she’s really not, and her getting work isn’t

I saw this trailer yesterday and felt Scarlett Johansson as Janet Leigh, or as I like to call her, “the uterus that makes tranny babies who go on to be Jamie Lee Curtis”…..and it is hilarious…..

I could look at these bad acting screenshots all day…they are better than that worst death scene i a movie viral….


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2012

10

Jul

Scarlett Johansson’s Sloppy in a Bikini on a Yacht in Italy of the Day



Scarlett Johansson is an overrated sloppy mess of a celebrity who should not be lying on a yacht in a bikini, although if she was gonna be in any position in a bikini it might as well be lying down, so we don’t have to see her gut hang over her bikini bottoms, but can pretend her sucking in is actual fitness…..but she should be at the fucking gym, wrapped in sara wrap, tryng to sweat off her cellulite ridden body….

I mean, she’s done, a divorcee in her 30s who peaked long ago and should have never got the attention she got, I don’t even know why we bother acknowledging that she exists….even when in a bikini.


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2012

30

May

Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Dump Truck Body of the Day

I have always found Scarlett Johansson dumpy….I know she was marketed as this hot, glamourous, raspy voiced Siren, you’d expect to find in Old Hollywood…who now dresses like she was in fact in Old Hollywood, and has grown into a Granny, complete with saggers and a muff gut, wearing some old dress she got back in the 70s…..but she never was hot, glamourous….just raspy…and possibly a compulsive eater…always a slophole of a woman…and whenever I see pics of her now in her 30s…I’m reminded about how uneventful she’s always been and will continue to be….

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2012

12

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Boring as Fuck in Vogue of the Day

I dont’ understand how someone like pudgy, uninteresing, but marketed as hot as fuck, even though she looks more like someone swelling up from a food allergy, like Scarlett Johansson can go from producing nude pics for her “husband” and not the media….you know that she took so seriously that the mother fucking who “stole” them is going to be getting 30 years in prison for…according to the fake court system they set up on a sound stage to make her look like she’s not an attention seeking slut promoting some shit to keep her getting work and making money as her body that was wrongfully a lottery winner in terms of careeer, fame and fortune….goes south……..to this boring as fuck photoshoot in Vogue that I am posting for the die hard fans who have obsessive compulsive order that blinds that fact that they’vee all been lied to.

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2012

04

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Big Titties Bounce in New Avenger’s Clip of the Day

Marvel dropped a video for their socially awkward, obsessive compulsive, nerd fan base of all ages, of Scarlett Johansson in a scene from The Avengers, giving a sneak peak at her titty jiggle, something that isn’t a big deal to real men, who get laid, and who watch porn, and who don’t need the human rendition of a comic bitch they’ve been jerking off to since they were 12 to get off…..but a sneak peak at her titty jiggle that has enough of an impact for some virgin, loser, sci/fic, comic collecting, socially awkward freaks to either cum himself, or have his fucking head explode…

I’d say I was posting it for those Comicon freaks, but it dropped earlier today, they’ve already seen it, that’s part of the whole subculture, chubby Scarlett Johansson’s trying to tap into with her cellulite.

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2012

03

Apr

Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage on the Cover of Grazia of the Day

I always said that Scarlett Johansson is an overrated pig of a girl…that even in her early work was built like she was going to end up sloppy as fuck…..and AFTER SEEING HER CELLULITE IN A BIKINI maybe more people agree, not that a little cellulite ever made a motherfucker, including myself fuck a bitch….but I didn’t fucking make a shrine for her and praise her for being a fantastic specimen of woman that needs to be in all movies I watch because she has that natural beauty that no other girl has….

She’s overrated, marketed hard, but when she’s saved by photoshop, showing off her tits, in ways that aren’t as fun as the nudes that were hacked, she’s good enough for me to post…and that’s what I’m doing here.


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2012

15

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Hiding her Cellulite of the Day

I posted the above pic of Scarlett Johansson’s overrated ass in a bikini all 30 years old, divorced and sloppy….pretty much blaming marketing for tricking us into thinking she’s hot….or a sex symbol…or whatever you want to call the foundation of her career that has got her raspy voice, shit acting, attention….

Well today the BIKINI PICTURES CONTINUE only she’s was smart enough to wear shorts this time…I’m not allowed to post the new pictures cuz this dude who runs the paparazzi agency that owns them wants to sue me…or may be trying to sue me…so I’d rather just link the shit…not to mention it is Scarlett Johansson, a serious has been wwho never should have been, who needs to step back and live off her fortune she made of the snake oil sex appeal she sold us….


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2012

13

Feb

Scarlett Johansson’s Dumpy Old Chubby Ass in a Bikini of the Day

You know I’ve found Scarlett Johansson a pretty overhyped – dumpy piece of shit of a woman for pretty much her entire career…I always knew she just had a decent, marketable face that lead to a acting career her raspy little voice probably didn’t deserve, playing the love interest or the hot chick and everyone would shit on me when I called her out for having a bad ass in Ghost World…to a bad ass in Lost in Translation to a bad ass here on the fucking beach with her boyfriends….She’s past her prime…and even in her prime we just bought into the lie that is her cuz we’re idiots…but we’re smarter than we used to be now….and a divorcee comes with a divorcee body whether she’s 30 or 65….so the good news is that thanks to these bikini pics we know what we’re dealing with….not that it’d stop us from trying to K-Fed/crawl in her vagina and die….but we’re just more aware that the perfect sex appeal they made us think she had sure as hell isn’t perfect…


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2011

13

Dec

Scarlett Johansson’s Black Dress of the Day

I have spent a lot of time shitting on Scarlett Johansson for being overratted, not nearly as hot as people think she is, maybe boring and raspy and all hype….I have called her dumpy, sloppy, big nosed….and people have actually sent me hate mail calling me a faggot cuz they assume all those things mean I wouldn’t fuck her…when really it just means I fuck hotter girls that her locally….when drunk….

I think these pictures at the We Bought a Zoo Premiere….prove my fucking point….

But in her defense, I am a fan, you know since she leaked nudes and didn’t sue me like the rest of the dumb sluts who leak nudes do….

Awesome.

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2011

28

Nov

Scarlett Johansson’s Interview Pics of the Day


I posted the cover of Interview the other day knowing it was just a matter of time before the rest of the pictures of Scarlett Johansson would hit…and to my surprise she only looked like a Lady Gaga impersonator in a few of the pics….while the others were topless…sure not as topless as the slutty self-shot pics I loved from 2 months ago, that I am sure were leaked to the media to promote something, or divert from something, or to piss off her husband as he was fucking Blake Lively…the same pics she never had lawyers come after me to take down….which is pretty lovely considering all the love level Hollywood bitches who leak this shit get lawyers on you accusing you of being into kiddie porn…I’m talking to you Hudgens.

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2011

23

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Covers Interview Magazine of the Day

Scarlett Johansson, or Scarjo as she’s known to her closest and dearest friends…..is photoshopped to shit on the cover of the latest Interview magazine…wearing some Madonna from the 80s inspired underwear, looking thin, hot and ready to marry you he divorce you forcing you to fuck hotter bitches than her…..and I’m posting it because I’ve seen Scarlett Johansson’s titties in nude cellphone pics, and any girl who takes nude cell pics and doesn’t whine about it like an annoying cunt, but instead gets the dude behind it arrested, while letting all of us celebrate the pics, is a role model to me….seriously. She handled the nude pics better than every other nude pic scandal I’ve dealt withi on this miserable blog.

In fact, nude cellphone pics are a fucking currency to me…I accept it as payment from all favors and tasks, from shoveling driveways this winter, to helping you with your high school homework….

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