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2011

20

Dec

Shakira’s Gold Underwear of the Day

I don’t think Shakira is as interesting, or amazing, or hot as all the perverts on Youtube….but I have POSTED ON HER ENOUGH to appreciate her ass shaking in video as much as I appreciate any bitch who makes ass shaking videos that go viral…whether hot, tight and South American….or big fat and black…shit always makes me happy….even when I go to strippers and I see the young bitches practicing their ass shaking in hopes of one day being a pro ass shaker I laugh to myself….cuz ass shaking is what life is fucking made of, too bad we’re all going to die this upcoming year…RIP us.

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2011

12

Dec

Shakira Squats in Concert of the Day

Here is Youtube sensation and International Popstar Shakira…pushing 40 and shaking her Colombian ass, because like Sofia Vergara, cocaine money, or at least the pure Colombian got her where she needed to be…a place where shaking her ass to irritating sounding music on youtube would generate 100,000,000 views….cuz shaking ass is always fun to watch…especially when she was an International popstar….not that it matters…

She was in concert in Madrid…in a variety of outfits…none all that hot…but I don’t care….she’s squatting and I love seeing bitches squat so I’m posting it anyway….

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2011

09

Nov

Shakira Gets Rolling on Ground as She Gets a Star of the Day



These pictures prove to me on thing and that is that Shakira should stick to being dolled up in videos shaking her ass in a if you take the bitch out of the kitchen, eventually she’s gonna wanna vote….Not that I know what that means, I was trying to get at that sometimes things don’t translate the way you’d want them to as a man who likes the idea of jerking off to her…because the hard truth that she’s older, not so hot, and that drug money paid for this, gets in the way of that….

I don’t know if it is the popularity of Soccer, or the popularity of the way she shakes her ass, but that EXPLOITATIVE SONG ABOUT AFRICA got 400 million views….far more impressive performance than this rolling around on the ground shit she’s pulling in these pics..

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2011

07

Oct

Shakira Shows Crossed Leg of the Day

Shakira Shakira reminds of a bitch who can shake her ass on youtube as she exploits her south american roots to make American trash feel cultured and open to new worlds…as long as those worlds involve serious ass gyrating…which is really all I care about when it comes to other cultures…fuck the food, music, it’s all about the women…and I blame National Geographic for that cuz in the 80s, those tribal pics were all I was able to jerk off to….

Here are some pics of her legs, crossed and ready to be uncrossed, but the paparazzi didn’t get the basic instint shot…what a waste.

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2011

03

Oct

Shakira Rockin’ Rio in Tight Pantsof the Day

Shakira is fucking annoying. She’s so intense in her performances that I can’t imagine her being legit, or I don’t want her to be legit and actual behave like this, because that shit just scares me and I’d hate to experience her convulsing and experimental, possessed by a demon behavior anywhere but on stage, because I’ve crossed the street, left bars and public bathrooms, over people who have moved and acted as unstable as like this in everyday life…

I am convinced she’s just trying to make people think she’s an artist, and really with a body like that, she can move and shake all she fucking wants, cuz lookin at it is worth the weirdness. There’s a reason she’s number one in youtube for ass shaking.

Here she is performing Friday at the Rock in Rio music experience.

Here’s a Whole Lot of Pics of her In Concert…..With Some Ass Shots…
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2011

06

Jun

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

Fuck Shakira and her most viewed video on the internet. I think her 35 year old ass is boring as fuck…I mean until it starts gyrating in some hispanic/latino/amazingness….and the whole thing reminds me of last night in my regular crackhead park cuz they had a Latino fest and I saw pregnant chicks, obese chicks, young chicks and old chicks of all colors and shaking their asses in ways I didn’t understand but knew I liked despite how vile some of the bitches were…it was like I was seduced by the shit…imagining how it looks when it fucks….and unfortunately, I didn’t get to fuck one of them…I got too drunk to take advantage of the port-o-potty of seduction….

Either way, here’s Shakira in concert, ass in tights, doin’ alright in these almost romantic ass pics of the bitch…

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2011

18

Apr

Shakira Photoshopped in a One-Piece of the Day

I don’t know about this Shakira character. It’s like she hit America out of no where a decade ago and never fucking left. She has instead tormented our men with her ass shaking in video, I’m talking a serious lack of productivity must have happened when that last one dropped and had over 100,000,000 views, making her a bigger Colombian threat to our resources than cocaine smuggling.

That’s why I want to start a campaign called “Send Shakira back, she’s old and washed up anyway”…..because let’s face it…body you want to fuck or not, she’s pushing 40….and here she is photoshopped in a one piece to start the campaign off properly….by getting no supporters…leaving me alone and crazy sounding in the corner….

On a sidenote I bought a burger from a black girl named Chakira yesterday….

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2011

25

Jan

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

Shakira performed at some low level event recently and who really gives a fuck….Someone needs to teach this bitch a little “How To Make It In America” cuz I don’t like how easy her transition from Colombia was. She must of known pretty powerful drug runners, who sold to pretty powerful entertainment people, cuz American Dreams she’s living don’t happen without serious corruption and nudity….

I’m just tired of seeing her one trick, even if that one trick is an ass shake…I’ve been to stripclubs regularly and seeing the same routine from the same bitch, over and over again, fucking sucks…and that’s when the bitch is naked…so you can imagine how I feel about this pictures…if you really want to take the time to care about me…I think you should…it makes me feel loved…and less of the shell of a man I am….

But her backup dancer I could get used to watching pop, lock and booty shake….Give her her time to shine you hog.

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2010

07

Dec

Shakira in Concert in Tight Pants of the Day

I find Shakira boring as fuck. I know her videos get everyone going nuts. But this isn’t video and her irritating immigrant voice and the horrible sounds she makes reminds me of bad sex with weird hippie bitches channeling some hindu god they feel they are connecting with cuz a dude is digging past their bush and obesity and playing with their cunt that never gets played with.

You know those wack jobs who moan like a donkey being impregnated with a pig while bored on the farm, just serious painful to listen to, but you erection is a magical tool that can block out background sounds…..

Here is her older ass in concert.

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