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Archive for the Shakira Category

2011

25

Jan

Shakira’s Ass Performing of the Day

Shakira performed at some low level event recently and who really gives a fuck….Someone needs to teach this bitch a little “How To Make It In America” cuz I don’t like how easy her transition from Colombia was. She must of known pretty powerful drug runners, who sold to pretty powerful entertainment people, cuz American Dreams she’s living don’t happen without serious corruption and nudity….

I’m just tired of seeing her one trick, even if that one trick is an ass shake…I’ve been to stripclubs regularly and seeing the same routine from the same bitch, over and over again, fucking sucks…and that’s when the bitch is naked…so you can imagine how I feel about this pictures…if you really want to take the time to care about me…I think you should…it makes me feel loved…and less of the shell of a man I am….

But her backup dancer I could get used to watching pop, lock and booty shake….Give her her time to shine you hog.

Posted in:Shakira

2010

07

Dec

Shakira in Concert in Tight Pants of the Day

I find Shakira boring as fuck. I know her videos get everyone going nuts. But this isn’t video and her irritating immigrant voice and the horrible sounds she makes reminds me of bad sex with weird hippie bitches channeling some hindu god they feel they are connecting with cuz a dude is digging past their bush and obesity and playing with their cunt that never gets played with.

You know those wack jobs who moan like a donkey being impregnated with a pig while bored on the farm, just serious painful to listen to, but you erection is a magical tool that can block out background sounds…..

Here is her older ass in concert.

Posted in:Shakira

2010

26

Nov

Shakira Filming a Music VIdeo of the Day

I am sure this video will be substantially better than these pictures of her shooting the video…because Shakira, despite being old, has this thing about her where she shakes her fucking ass hard enough to get millions of hits….but I’ll post these as a preview for your Shakira fans, even though I am not one, cuz I am hungover and totally uninterested in anything…

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2010

17

Nov

Shakira In Leggings of the Day

Everyone loves watching Skakira shake her ass in music videos like some gyrating clown at the Colombian coked up circus, but I wonder if people give a fuck about her leaving her hotel in leggings that show off her short legs and that don’t show off her spic booty or spic dick shaped clit or spic shitty tits. I guess we’ll find out.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

12

Nov

Shakira’s Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

People like Shakira. Her videos get a lot of views. It’s cuz she milks her South American roots and dances erotic and shakes her immigrant ass like she’s not pushing 40…cuz guys base how a girl fucks on the way she moves….so guys can watch her in motion and think how good that would feel on their dicks…and girls want to learn her moves so when they are in clubs guys will look at them and think the same thing about them…cuz no girl wants to be a bad dancer cuz everyone knows that theory on fucking like you dance…that I am not sure if it is true or not cuz I have a bad memory, but kinda remember banging a professionally trained dancer and thinking how great it was, but then again, she was into licking my ass and taking facials after I fucked her ass, while she went off about how she was a dirty little girl who daddy needs to spank and about how bad she needed to be sucking on a pussy while cumming on my dick….so I’m not quite sure it had anything to do with dance, but all to do with willingness to be dirty…

Here’s Shakira.

Bonus – Beth Ditto was there to make the Event extra sexy in what looks like it could be a see through, too small for her, yet big enough to cover your car in the winter, dress….if you think really fat pig lesbians who wear revealing clothes is sexy…cuz you have an overreating fetish…or because you know fat pussy is the only pussy you can get….

Posted in:Shakira

2010

29

Sep

Shakira in a Bikini Featuring Dizzee Rascal of the Day

I’ve been a big fan of Dizzee Rascal’s music for at least 10 years. I have never been a fan of Shakira’s music, she makes this stupid sounding voice that makes me feel like I’m watching a cartoon or some shit…I haven’t even really been a fan of her look, I find it irritating and if I’m gonna lust over a Spic bitch, she’s gonna look like a Spic bitch and not a trying to be white cuz it makes her money bitch…but she does do slutty dance and everyone goes crazy for her moves so here’s her new video for you to jerk off to, cuz helping you jerk off is the gayest shit I’ve done all day.

Posted in:Shakira

2010

20

Aug

Shakira’s Ass is Golden of the Day

I was hanging with a black guy the other day and all he kept talking about was how he hates fucking black girls and that Shakira is perfection. It got weird when he started demonstrating her dance to show just how amazing this slut is and I guess any big ass white girl with blonde hair who knows how to jiggle would be perfection to every single black dude in the world, and a whole lot of other dudes…

SO despite Shakira being older, thicker, boring, still flat chested, here she is getting down in her new music video for my new scary friend who really liked her way too much, and the other 100,000,000 people who watched her last video….even if I find the shit kinda dull….it’s still worth checking out…

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2010

23

Jul

Shakira Half Naked Ballet of the Day

I don’t know what is going on here – but I assume it’s some kind of photoshoot or video shoot….that I’d say Shakira was too old for…you know half naked ballet, that shit is for 8 year old rich kids and not South American trash that pollutes our music charts and music television and youtube with videos of her having sex with the air that millions of people masturbate too making her appear to be bigger than fucking god…but realize that half naked ballet is in fact not for 8 year olds and the only reason I thought that it was is because of this weird dude I met in the park who tried opening a ballet school and who shortly got arrested because he tried to make it half naked with 8 year olds…

So Shakira may be old, tired and boring as fuck to some, but she is one of these popstars bitches you want to fuck to most, and it doesn’t happen often that one of those is showing off her flexibility in a small and humble tits in a bikini top…so you don’t confuse them for mountains….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

23

Jun

Shakira Flashes Some Bikini Top of the Day

These pictures of Shakira whoring out in Spain could have been a lot more interesting…not that I really find Shakira all that interesting, partially because her breasts are small and humble, but mainly because she’s old and I hate that she’s bullshit, you see as an immigrant, she should be working the camera a little harder, she goes to the trouble in her music videos to pretty much fuck the air in weird spanish dance she exploits for attention, but doesn’t bring it when it comes to the paparazzi pics, when she should be taking whatever she can get, you know not teasing with a bikini top peaking out of her shirt, that makes me feel virginal and lame for noticing, but by teasing by fucking the air everywhere she fucking goes. She has an image to maintain…and this tame shit isn’t it. I am mad.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Shakira

2010

18

Feb

A Still from Shakira’s New Music VIdeo of the Day

Shakira’s last video was masturbated to everywhere. Seriously, it had so many views on Youtube that there was no way a gang of fucking perverts didn’t have shit on repeat. I think more people saw that video than are actually on the interent daily, it’s lik every Internet user saw the shit 18 times and that’s just not fucking normal, so I can assume that since she’s slutted out to get our attention again after years of being off the radar and already having us hooked, her next video will be some romantic bullshit for the girls to jerk off to, cuz girls look for different things in their masturbation, like emotion, while all I want is to see her South American booty bounce….and she’s already done that….

Either way, here’s a still from the shoot with Rafael Nadal. He plays tennis and I am not even sure that’s Shakira….but they say it is so let’s just pretend….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Music|Shakira|Video

2009

14

Dec

Shakira Does the Gala Awards in a Repeat Outfit of the Day

Shakira needs to invest a little of her Columbian coke money into her costume department. She’s been wearing this discoball tight dress too fucking much and I know hookers, like real low level hookers who don’t have a home who have more outfits than this and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same dress every fucking day, unfortunatley for their John’s panties are a whole other story for them though….but that’s not the point, the point is that I’m tired of lookin up her skirt to see a metalic pair of American Apparel shorts like I was at a 16 year old Halloween party, when the girls are dipping their toes into being total whores, but aren’t fully prepared to take the plunge into letting random men see their bare or thonged ass, making this whole outfit a fucking fail on all fucking levels….and here are the pics for you to live out the disappointment of this gutter repeatitive trash with me.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Awards|Gala|Shakira

2009

03

Dec

Shakira Seduces Santa Cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Here’s a video someone shot of Shakira from up close at the lighting of the tree in New York last night. She’s singing Santa Baby, probably the most erotic Christmas Carol because she’s an immigrant whore and as an immigrant whore the only way to get ahead is to use her sex appeal, or whatever she has left of it, because people don’t realize that she’s pushing 40. I think she may have confused the American concept of Santa, cuz the last fat guy with a white beard and a red suit named Santiego was a coke dealer she used to date as a teen growin up in Columbia, cuz he’d buy her everything she wanted…

Either way, I figure if you look close enough you can see her pussy definition, maybe a little ass cheek, definite rockin’ the mic like the cock she used to sing into as she was comin’ up early on in her career and conveniently her midget legs are cut out of the frame making her as close to perfection as she gets…

Posted in:Santa Baby|Shakira|Whore

2009

02

Dec

Shakira Performing Rockin’ The Mic of the Day

I think Shakira has lost her appeal in a big way, but that doesn’t mean she has. If you do a Youtube search, you’ll see that people still masturbate to her, at least I assume they do, because the only reason a video would get that many views is because a few motherfuckers spent at least a week goin back to that video for their orgasms.

I know that Shakira is cheating in this outfit by sneaking a pair of gold American Apparel shorts on under her dress so that she’s not flashing the world her panty covered twat, and I find the whole thing a serious fucking disappointment. As an immigrant in the industry, she should go that extra mile to make her stand out amongst the rest, for fear that she’d be sent back to cleaning hotel rooms or whatever else Columbian illegals do when they sneak into the country.

I also know that if the way she is rocking the mic is representing that way she gives head, you may want to tape your dick down, or she may just pull the fucking thing off, and by you I don’t actually mean you, because I know the chances of you banging Shakira are pretty much non-existent….but you get what I am saying…

Either way, less shorts, more pussy…even if these shorts are on to cover your padded Spanx that make her look like she’s got more of a booty than she actually does…..and here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Crazy|Performing|Shakira

2009

23

Nov

Shakira Ass in a Tight Dress at the AMA’s of the Day

The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Shakira|Tight Dress

2009

10

Nov

Shakira Has Stupid Hair of the Day

We get it Shakira, you had a song with Wyclef on a song and black dudes appreciate your fat ass more than white dudes do but you don’t have to style your hair to look like a fat tourist after getting a local to give her cornrows, who flew down to an all inclusive resorts in Jamaica in hopes of finding a guy horny enough to fuck you and take advantage of you by telling you he loves you in exchange for you mailing him down money every month thinking he’s going to marry you, while really he’s just using you as one of his clients, because let’s face it, he may be poor and willing to fuck anything, but he’s not going to do it for free cuz you are just that disgusting…Either way, nice hair you twat….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bad Hair|Shakira