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2023

10

Jul

Sharon Stone Fridge Raider of the Day

Sharon Stone is a reminder of how far we have come as a people, because it wasn’t that long ago, I mean it was about 30 years ago which is a fucking long time ago, but it doesn’t feel like that long ago, when I was pressing pause on a VHS, hoping the tracking was clear enough to see her spread legged, uncrossed leg cunt, like some kind of weird fanboy pervert….even though I wasn’t a fanboy pervert, I was just a pervert who knew that was where I could see cunt in a mainstream movie. It was progressive and look where it led us as a people…

Looking at Sharon Stone now, rocking a one-piece, not spread-legged, while making shitty art is far less fun version of the bitch, but it slooks like if you zoom in far enough, there’s some only lady fat sticking out of her swimsuit crotch that could be part of her old lady cunt, you know a little fleshy pussy fat with lost elasticity thanks to her being a senior citizen for NOSTALGIA!

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2022

30

Aug

Sharon Stone Stunned Bikini Selfie of the Day

I was going to post this Sharon Stone pic yesterday, because I saw it posted on the wekend, and sites like People, Women’s Health, Page Six, US Weekly, and other celebrity pornographers with budget, mainstream ads, a writing staff, got it up right when it got posted, because that’s the world we are in!

The blog life was easy to get views back in the day, because the big magazines were slow to the internet and would publish their celeb stories that were days or weeks old, while we’d come in aggressively with all the slutty content, get labeled a porn site, remain oppressed, cancelled, censored, unmonetizable for basically ever, and I think around the time I started, Sharon Stone was about 65 years old and that was a lifetime ago!

They are saying she’s 65 now, but I think shes closer to 80!

She posted her bikini pic, they called it “Mourning the end of summer” not “mourning the end of life” and it got her some compliments she was fishing for, because apparently women post bikini pics for compliments from other women, just not compliments from dudes saying shit like “Motorboat Time?” or “I’ll lubricate that old dry pussy and fill it with random household objects that fit, like your dyson vacuum, you rich fuck”….because the fact is her pussy is a big deal, in the VHS days, I had that Basic Instinct VHS, and I blew out that pussy flashing, iconic, pantyless, skirt uncrossing of the legs brilliance!

But that doesn’t mean I like her fake tits and old ass body 35 years later, I’ll still loo, but praising her for her “Killer Abs” is fucking weird, since I don’t see abs, but in a fat world, maybe these are abs to those 50+ fetish sites that need to get flagged NSFW with their Sharon Stone smut!

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2022

25

Jul

Sharon Stone Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I figure that it’s only fair to post Sharon Stone’s old as fuck tits barely being covered at the pool…..because I figure I’ve jerked off to her Basic Instinct cunt enough through the early 90s to break the pause button on the VCR because it took real skill to stop the tape at the right spot without having that whole pause tracking issue.

It’s like I’ve seen her pussy more than my wife of 25 years but that’s because she’s fat and her pussy is buried in gut…but I’ve still seen Sharon Stone pussy a lot.

It was a time when porn wasn’t as available, unless you were weird, and despite being weird, I didn’t have all that much porn….but I did have a copy of Basic Instinct a friend who died never returned to the video store….and at that time, that was enough….pussy lips were just not as readily available as they are now, so you took advantage when they came up in mainstream movies at the time.

So I feel like I know her, like we’ve been intimate, even if it was one sided….and even if it was really a relationship based on her cunt and her cunt alone since I always hated celebrities….and the fact that I could still jerk off to their pussy shouldn’t CLOUD that or MUDDY my celebrity hate waters.

I will say that whatever is going on with the old lady upper thigh, where it meets the pussy, is hardly as good as it was…..seems like old lady loose pussy waddle skin hanging out of the suit that is INAPPROPRIATE for her age.

Which is why I’m just focusing on the bolt on tits…she’s basically dead, or near dead, pushing 75, so she should be happy we’re willing to stare at the bolt ons she wants us to see based strictly on Nostalgia pussy flashing alone.

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2021

28

Sep

Sharon Stone is Topless in France of the Day

Our friends over at Nip Slip posted these pics of SHARON STONE TOPLESS in France and I figure they’re some paparazzi shit, that are likely the most interesting thing the paparazzi have captured in two years, and probably something they’d email me to take down….BUT how could I not repost these tits, I mean after all the time I spent burning out the VHS tape by pausing and rewinding her pussy flash in an era when porn wasn’t so readily available and the celebrities were less shameless, desperate and annoying for attention…when celeb pussy wasn’t a google away…because we’re a decadent bunch…swimming in so much celebrity nudity that we’ve collectively learned that celebs are boring, uninteresting, disgusting pieces of shit and not some superior beings we should idolize…they are not like us, they are the worst version of us, so desperate for likes, follows and money…how meaningless an existence…..BUT THERE WAS A TIME when celebs didn’t show us that side of them…and where we could look at Sharon Stone for being the hot actress who showed her pussy that she was at the time….and at 63 those tits still pack a punch…they may not be 63 also…so that could be why…or maybe 63 for them isn’t 63 for us because they use aborted fetus stem cells for longevity…you know…Hollywood shit.

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2019

29

Oct

Sharon Stone Panties of the Day

Sharon Stone Panties

89 year old Robert Evans, who produced a bunch of Hollywood movies in the late 60s and 70s for Paramount, credited for focusing on making good movies rather than traditional bullshit studio shit hollywood was into at the time. Pretty similar to where we are at now with all the super hero shit that will soon be replaced with well written, well made story telling, because all the money motivated smut will lose its appeal, making many people rich in the process…

Anyway, Evans was an innovator with a great story, that I read this year…because I read and I remember, because I don’t retain much of what I read, him shit talking Sharon Stone….I don’t remember the fight with Stone, but it had to do with her being a famous cunt who was a cunt who thought she was a bigger deal than she was, cuz she was gettng a lot of hype at the time…it was the early 90s and she wasn’t 300…

I googled it and found this quote:


Evans says that the femme fatale of Sliver told others this damning story: that a friend of hers had been held prisoner at his house for more than three years and forced to wear a dog collar. In The Kid, Evans offers Stone $250,000 to produce any proof that the incident took place. ”If you can’t, down on your knees you go — only to apologize, I wouldn’t want anything more!” Stone’s publicist did not respond.

So I figure posting that old quote to this old slag in panties like she was still in Basic Instinct era but in panties so you can’t see her grey cunt hair..because that’s the most important role of her life…it is what defined he and what made me and my friends wear out the video store copy of the VHS by pausing it on the hot pussy scene….a cultural event in cinematic history if you ask me…just a full spread legged pussy right there on screen…is my tribute to what was a very fascinating life…RIP Motherfucker.

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2019

09

May

Sharon Stone Topless of the Day

Sharon Stone Topless

In big news that we shouldn’t care about….Sharon Stone brought out her tits in her Basic Instinct pose…because that’s the most important role of her life…it is what defined he and what made me and my friends wear out the video store copy of the VHS by pausing it on the hot pussy scene….a cultural event in cinematic history if you ask me…just a full spread legged pussy right there on screen…major….

I don’t know if being known as the slut who spreads her legs for money, for all to see her spread cunt is the legacy all women want….but it is the legacy she’s got…so why not milk it into her 60s, sh has to be in her 60s…with her tits out since no one wants to see no granny grey haired bushed cunt…

Miss Crawford County, Pennsylvania 1975….how far you’ve come….and not just based on the countless probably millions of men she’s made cum….

Just as a reference to how old she is….in 1984, she appeared in “Echoes of the Mind”, a two-part episode of Magnum, P.I., playing identical twins, one a love interest of Tom Selleck’s character….old…

You know just so you can age the tits you’re jacking off to.


Sharon Stone Topless

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2018

12

Mar

Sharon Stone 1000 Year Old Tits of the Day

Sharon Stone showing off her tits in a string bikini the day before she turns 60

I remember when Sharon Stone was a pussy lip flash in a skirt in the early 90s, when porn wasn’t accessible, that lead to a lot of trouble renting the VHS of the tape, but not as much trouble as trying to pause the tape at the precise pussy flash moment to jerk off to the pussy….it took real artistry and skill to lock it in so that it wasn’t a pixelated mess…

That was a long time ago, way long ago, a thing of the past..shit that is in film history books it happened so long ago, but for some reason, I don’t think anyone has told Sharon Stone that it’s long gone…because she’s still out there doing it…

Is this a woman thinking she’s still hot, or a woman who knows she’s not who just threw in the towel and doesn’t give a fuck…

I guess we will never know. We’ll just watch it fall apart as gay men date her or sugar baby them, because why not, it’s a good life being a gigolo…if you can pull it off.

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2017

21

Jul

Sharon Stone in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s a spread legged Sharon Stone unlike the Sharon Stone I used to pause the VHS of Basic Instinct while spread legged…..to stare at her hot actress pussy in the early 90s….

But rather an older, expired, Sharon Stone, who I would still go down on just to taste all the wonderful places that pussy has been, you know for the story..

She’s 60…and pretty good for 60…something I’ve rarely said…because some menopausal women allow you to see the benefits of menopause…like cumming in them at all times… and I assume it’s from not having kids, but apparently she’s got 3 kids…so it’s just from being a vain, superficial, model from the 70s…and some humans are better than others..

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2015

15

Jan

Sharon Stone Shopping Weirdness of the Day

I don’t know what this Sharon Stone picture is….but apparently it’s how Sharon Stone shops…it looks like it is from some video, maybe a movie, and I guess the panties exposed, are competing with her no-bra – because she never wears a bra nipples…

Now, Sharon Stone may be old as fuck. She may have had a career that goes back 3 even 4 decades where she played the hot chick, who may or may not has been celebrated as an actor, but who has definitely been celebrated as a babe…a babe who still gets it…show your pussy, show your tits, fuck everything….get work…make money..so that you can get naked enough in stores everywhere…because you’re Sharon Stone…

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2013

27

Sep

Sharon Stone Old Hard Nipples of the Day


She may be old as fuck, but she’s still got nipples and that’s more than Angelina Jolie can say for herself….yes that was an Amputate your Tits before you get breast cancer joke…even though Breast cancer is not a joke..if anything it fucks with my business…and either are Sharon Stone’s nipples even if Sharon Stone is a bit of a joke…being old as fuck, yet still rocking’ no underwear like this was Basic Instinct…interesting hustle…

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