I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Sharon Stone Category

2013

27

Sep

Sharon Stone Old Hard Nipples of the Day


She may be old as fuck, but she’s still got nipples and that’s more than Angelina Jolie can say for herself….yes that was an Amputate your Tits before you get breast cancer joke…even though Breast cancer is not a joke..if anything it fucks with my business…and either are Sharon Stone’s nipples even if Sharon Stone is a bit of a joke…being old as fuck, yet still rocking’ no underwear like this was Basic Instinct…interesting hustle…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

01

Aug

Sharon Stone Old Lady Bikini Pics of the Day

I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not…

The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her…

To see you the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

05

Jul

Sharon Stone’s See Through Shirt of the Day


Sharon Stone may be old as fuck…her pussy flash may be 2 decades ago or more…a pussy flash we’ve all masturbated to…her face may look a century old…but the one thing you can’t take away from her is that them tits, have out lived Angelina Jolies…and more importantly, they’ve also out lived Sharon Stone’s sex appeal, yet for some reason, I’m still staring at them…because I’m down to fuck with anything…of any age…even if it is digesting…I blame alcoholism for that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

22

May

Sharon Stone’s Big Old Lady Tits Lookin’ Good of the Day


I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life….

I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven.


To See The Rest of the Pics
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2012

29

Jun

Sharon Stone in a Weird See Through of the Day


Sharon Stone is tapping into her glory days….of flashing body parts that America has deemed inappropriate, indecent, smutty, vulgar, pornographic, obscene and scandalous…you know shit you aren’t supposed to flash or people aren’t supposed to be into you flashing…even though that would make them homosexuals…something else that is frowned upon in America…making for one huge sexually confused culture that is obsessed with violence, sex, money, power, fast food, and material goods….while making a big deal out of a little pussy or titty action….retarded….

What’s even more retarded is Sharon Stone’s shirt….I mean I’d be down with this style if people under 55 picked up on it….because at 55, it is kinda depressing, even if I appreciate how comfortable she is with herself cuz she’s reached the age of not giving a fuck…..and even if I’d still do her….It’d be better on a 20 year old…..

Weird.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:NSFW|Sharon Stone

2012

21

May

Sharon Stone’s Disgusting Bikini Pics of the Day

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…..


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2012

27

Feb

Sharon Stone Showing Some Nipple in her See Thru Shirt of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I think Sharon Stone erotica was a far greater successs 20 years ago when she was flashing her cunt in Basic Instinct, you know you would pause that scene and adjust he tracking hoping to see some clit….and not when she’s pushing 65 in a braless sheer shirt, but luckily nipples and see thru shirts are timeless and cross all boundaries…whether age or culturally….even when it’s just some whore with Alzheimers who forgot to put her underwear on properly cuz she was too busy pouring draino in her cereal….the aging process is a beautiful thing.


To See the Rest of the pics
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2010

19

Jul

Sharon Stone Crying in Public of the Day

I know as well as you do that Sharon Stone is not hot anymore. I just have a thing for bitches who cry in public, whether they are hot or not. I just like seeing some kind of crazy acting crazy….whether the tears are justified by the death in her family, or maybe further rejection from another casting director telling her she’s too old to work, or if she just looked at her haggard face in the mirror and got scared, or if she is just going through menopause…..

I just like seeing a bitch lose her fucking mind cuz I know it’s probably over something totally insignificant, cuz bitches don’t know how to differentiate what is considered a real issue, or just their own over-reacting over nothing….

I do however care that when the crazy person in question is Sharon Stone and she’s wearing a short skirt and her legs are uncrossed and her career is pretty much backed into the fucking corner and sucking, she should try to re-visit her prime.

So here she is emotionally unstable and not showing pussy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2009

18

Dec

Sharon Stone’s Old Hard Nipple of the Day

After seeing Sharon Stone’s face slowly melt off, her neck weathered as shit, it’s almost embarrassing admitting that I still jerk off to screen shots of her pussy from Basic Instinct, but unfortunately for me, compared to the other things I’ve jerked off to over the years, her old weathered pussy is actually acceptable. I mean there have been real desperate times where real weird shit has gone down that I don’t necessarily ever want to talk about, but I’ll give you a hint and that hint is Rosie O’Donnell in that movie where she was in dominatrix gear and that’s not even scratching the surface of the dark places I’ve been with my dick…..together we are modern day explorers who never have to leave my couch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nipple|old|Sharon Stone

2009

06

Aug

Sharon Stone’s Tits for Some French Magazine of the Day

Sharon Stone’s tits were on the cover a French magazine. I don’t feel like her tits deserve that kind of attention. It’s gonna give her an ego and make her think she’s still got it goin’ on when at this stage of the game, she’s should sit back and watch her sex appeal fade and remember that the only dude who wants to see her pussy when she uncrosses her legs and isn’t wearing panties is her doctor lookin’ for pre-cancerous cells on her vagina or some weird dude who hasn’t got access to the internet but does have a copy of the Basic Instinct DVD with zoom feature on his remote.

Posted in:Sharon Stone|Tits

2008

04

Sep

Sharon Stone’s Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

* Access to material has been disabled in compliance with DMCA *

I used to own a piece of shit car. This was a few years ago when I needed it to get to work because I am too luxurious for public transport, despite being poor as shit. I just couldn’t handle being next to smelly immigrants who would rub up against me, or the 9-5 slaves that looked pale and exhausted in their boring fuckin’ lives. Shit would make my hangover induced anxiety ten times worse than just driving. Everyday, I’d wake up and go out to my piece of shit car and there would be a flyer on it saying “we buy scrap cars for scrap metal for 300 dollars or less”. Now I paid at least 2500 dollars of my wife’s money for the shit box that year and wasn’t about to give it up for a couple hundred buck, but I didn’t know whether I should take the eager scrap metal guy’s request as a compliment like my car is a hot piece of shit, or as an insult like my car was a piece of shit that deserved to be trashed, but I do know it’s probably the same feeling that Sharon Stone gets every time she leaves her house because despite being an old piece of garbage of a woman, someone out there’s probably willing to fuck her for a couple hundred dollars….

* Access to material has been disabled in compliance with DMCA *

Posted in:Hard|Nipples|Sharon Stone

2008

23

May

Sharon Stone’s In a Bikini of the Day

I was at a bar the other night and I suggested to the bar owner that we throw a weekly stepPARTY where we rip off the girls gone wild concept and market it as Spring Break beach party where girls show up in bikinis, have wet t-shirt contests and get it on with each other all while I drunkenly watch as the leader of the night because it’s my fuckin’ party.

The owner was interested but told me that it probably won’t be a hit because the only girl who goes in her bar is this one chick named Alice and she’s about 65, 300 pounds and is missing teeth, but bitch has no problem having drinking contests and showing her tits with the promise of a free shot and I told him that that sounds like a hit to me.

Here are some pictures of a thinner lookin’ 65 year old who still gets naked for money, but I doubt she’ll be coming to my party.

Posted in:Bikini|Sharon Stone

2008

21

May

Sharon Stone Shows Some Sheer Panties in Cannes of the Day

I like pussy, even if shit is wrapped up in a pair of underwear, because I know shit’s still there. I know everyone has seen Sharon Stone’s pussy, but that was when it was younger and it’s always nice to see what life’s changes have done to a vagina, it’s like watching your baby go to it’s first day of kindergarten and not only because it smells the same as when your kid shit’s his pants out of fear, but also because of the the natural growth of the human species and it’s times like this that makes us appreciate just how magical life is. Unfortunately for Sharon Stone though, the magic is more of a retired grandfather struggling to pull some tricks he learnt in the war and less like the magic I thought I experienced when I thought I lost my virginity but was really just jerking off to porn in the 80s, I blame the acid.

Posted in:Panties|Sharon Stone|Vagina

2007

11

Jun

I am – Sharon Stone Topless Pics of the Day

sharon_stone_topless7.jpg

So here are some pictures of a slut your grandmother’s age topless on the beach. The thing I like about older chicks is they are a little more liberal with their vaginas than younger girls. It’s like they are overcompensating for being haggard and trying to hold onto the dream that all the younger girls are living. I guess that usually means they fuck harder and dirtier, they dress sluttier and talk sluttier and act sluttier behind closed doors too. They are the kind of girls who shove 2 dildos in their asses instead of one. It’s probably easier for Sharon Stone to be topless considering she invested some money into these obviously fake tits.

Speaking for fake, I watched the Sopranos Series Finale at my friend’s house yesterday and didn’t understand what the fuck happened. Did he get shot, did he get arrested, did meadow get gang banged on her way into the restaurant. If you have any inside scoop let me know.

Posted in:Beach|Sharon Stone|Topless|Unsorted

2007

23

May

I am – Sharon Stone Bikini of the Day

sharon_stone_bikini_top.jpg

The last time I saw a 50 year old in a bathing suit was when I worked at the YMCA for a week before getting fired for walking in the women’s locker room by accident at rush hour. The problem with my plan to walk into the women’s locker room to see all the younger and hotter pieces of ass that worked out there was that I didn’t think things through properly. If I had been working there a little longer before making my move into voyeur janitor, I would have figured out that all the young tight bodied women who go to the YMCA show up in their workout gear and leave in their workout gear. The only people who get naked and stay naked for an hour while getting ready are the chicks with white pubic hair. They are also the ones who took the aquarobics class and would slowly make their way to the pool to play in the shallow end strutting their stuff like their very own Baywatch….

Now Sharon Stone may not be in an aquarobics class and she may not looks like a senior citizen yet, but her ass does and that’s all that really matters to me.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Cannes|Sharon Stone|Unsorted|Yacht