The Olympics are going on and I thing Shauna Sand is channeling that with her choice in outfits by rockin’ this silver metalic shit that still shows enough cleavage to remind us she is a whore. I’m just not sure what message she’s trying to get across. I figure she’s either trying to say she’s not quite the best or the top of her game, but she’s still worth celebrating, or maybe she’s just saying she’s a fucking disappointment and can’t come in first because despite all her hard work getting plastic surgery everywhere on her body except her pussy, where she actually needs it, cuz shit looks dead and tired and needs a little refreshing, she’s still the first fucking loser….
I don’t know why I bother posting pictures of Shauna Sand. They are always the fucking same only she’s a little older and a little haggard while remaining just as fucking useless. She’s done all her career can allow for her – from celebrity husbands to playboy to porn and she was pretty miserable at all of it. The only thing she has going for her is that she looks like a fucking monster who has raped herself a few too many times with plastic surgery and I guess there are some serious underlying issues that I think should have her kids taken away from her….and I’m not taking about her tits…because without these disgusting messes there will be nothing left to talk about her…expect maybe her grey vagina..but I try to close my eyes and pretend grey vagina’s don’t exist everytime I pay to fuck them.
Shauna Sand did her sex tape many years too late. She should have done it well before her vagina was in the 26th stage of death….So I’m sure it wasn’t as much of a success for her because she did the proven sex tape science all fucking wrong….if you want to use a sex tape to revamp your career and make you money you have to be a girl who isn’t normally naked, or who hasn’t been naked for many years but guys still want to fuck you, like Pam Anderson did. A honeymoon sex tape when she was the Playboy chick we all jerked off to was genius….or you have to be someone young, semi-known who people are dying to see naked cuz they already see you at all the events and are curious like Paris and Kardashian sex tapes. It’s all pretty fucking basic…
Shauna Sand was not young, hot or someone people cared about. She was a Playboy model years ago who turned into a Hollywood joke cuz she’d walk to the streets like the stripper she was. She wasn’t someone anyone was jerking off to or wanted to watch fuck for any reason other than pure comedy.
So here she is posing with her DVD, since it’s all she’s done career-wise recently and I guess she’s excited about it, even if it was a serious ill-advised move…
I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……
But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..
Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….
It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….
When I saw pictures of this chick, I assumed she was the new wife to Shauna Sand’s ex husband Lorenzo Lamas and I was going to make a joke about how fucked Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be, like shit is a fucking social experiment to see how wholesome a girl can become when raised by two fucking whores, but after a quick google search, my questions were answered, because it turns out this bitch is only 24 and is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, meaning she was raised by Shauna Sand as her stepmother and it all makes so much fuckin’ sense to me. She’s how wholesome a Shauna Sand kid becomes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny to me.
Yes, I talk about Shauna Sand too much. It’s an unhealthy obsession….
Shauna Sand is a perfect example of a woman who jumped the gun and altered as much as she could about herself because in the mid to late 90s media made bitches think this was hot, but she didn’t research how badly plastic surgery ages and weathers before getting the shit done. It was one of those living in the moment situations that may have lead to her “success” but it meant sacrificing her face and as tight a body she keeps with her drug addiction I assume she has and her eating disorders I assume she has, she still has the sickest fucking vagina out there and and face that is pretty much equally mangled to match….
Here are pictures of her in a see thru shirt, which I guess isn’t that big of a deal considering we’ve all seen her really fucking weird look dead vagina get fucked by a frenchman in that Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape but it’s still better than a bitch with stupid fake tits not wearing a see thru top, because nipples that have been cut off and re-attached on a regular basis is like porn to some people.
I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.
I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.
I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.
Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.
I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.
So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.
You see, I have been ripping into Shauna Sand and her “everyday is halloween” zombie look for the last 5 years. I’ve laughed about her plastic surgery, her ridiculous outfits, her stripper shoes, her non-existant career based on Playboy decades ago. I’ve laughed at her boy toy who I assume is gay and on salary and does things like massage her feet and carry her purse and now star in her sex tape. I’ve even made fun of her grey dead vagina.
She’s been a constant theme on the site, she has provided constant entertainment and almost every Shauna Sand picture that has come out over the last 5 years has made it up here.
I am only her biggest fan and her sex tape that I am dying to see because my life is pathetic comes out tomorrow…..
LOS ANGELES — – Vivid Entertainment, the leading adult film studio, said today it will release the sexually explicit video “Shauna Sand Exposed” next Wednesday, November 4th after its “star” withdrew her threat of a lawsuit to block its distribution.
I convinced someone close to the source to send me these clips because I couldn’t wait for the release date. I promised not to post them, but not sharing with you wouldn’t be right…so here’s a lawsuit waiting to happen….It is clips of her sex tape, it is Not Safe For Work but then again, this is a Shauna Sand Sex Tape so it is really no safe for anything….except my fucking fantasies….that have miraculously come true in the form of a this DVD and that is really what makes this whole thing that much more amazing….
Here are the Clips…..
I love that this is happening, it brings meaning to my life. Sex Tapes was how I got into this celebrity game, but it turned out to be a pretty dry business, but not quite as dry as Shauna Sand’s Vagina…
You can get the whole Shauna Sand Sex Tape Wednesday – Vivid.com
I guess the sex tape wasn’t enough evidence that Shauna Sand is broke, but Heyman Hustle went out and got an exclusive video of Shauna Sand’s recent desperation for cash that comes in the form of an ebay auction.
She did a little intro showing off her stupid fake tits in a bikini, and looked and sounded like a medicated or possessed plastic zombie or sex doll. It was was perfect for this time of year, but still pretty scary even if it is Halloween everyday for this cunt.
I used to have a pretty weird friend who was the biggest pervert I knew, but he had one problem, he couldn’t get himself laid. He had hygiene issues and a pretty abrasive personality that even made numerous hookers walk out on him before he got started, so that all just made him even hornier and hard to deal with.
One day, he had come into some money and decided that he would spend it on a sex doll, but he didn’t have enough money to buy a new one, or even a full one, so he’d buy the bitch used and in sections.
First he ordered the big breasted torso, with a pussy that had only been fucked by a handful of people and for a while he fucked the shit out of it, putting him in a pretty good mood, but he got greedy and wanted a head. Partially because he got weirded out with himself for fucking a lifeless torso, making him question how far he was willing to go to get off, and whether getting off to a torso meant he was into fucking dead body but a face would make it feel that much more normal, so he hit the internet and found a head that only had some damage in the mouth from the previous face fucking owner and it was missing an eye, but shit was cheap so it was a good enough…..
So he put that fucking thing together and shit looked just like Shauna Sand, you know, plastic, falling apart, cheap and lifeless, all motherfucker needed was to invest in the limbs and get the fucking thing possessed by some ancient Egyptian Gods so it partially came to life at night like shit was that movie Mannequin and it’d be a step up from Shauna Sand because the plastic pussy had only been fucked by a handful of random dudes that a little Mr Clean can clean off, where as Shauna Sand is a high risk encounter.
And the point of the story is to say that that pretty weird friend of mine was actually me….
I like to think a huge part of the reason I have a site is because of celebrity sex tapes. I’ve never thought they were legit, but there was a time when this shit was semi-embarrassing for a celebrity to have leaked, but that was in a way different era than we’re in today and those celebrities in question were sluts you’d expect to film themselves fuck, you know one step or one decision away from being an actual pornstars to begin with, so shit just ended up working for them, but I know that after they succeeded the copycats surfaced. You know the people who figure they can get a little money and get a little more buzz no matter how irrelevant they are or how off the radar they are. It’s pretty much the uncreative way to get noticed.
That said, Shauna Sand and her male prostitute lookin for fame boytoy leaked / staged/ got paid to do a sex tape and the trailer hit the internet. There’s no way this wasn’t just Vivid’s way to get some exposure for little money off a whore who will pretend to sue them, when really is behind the whole productions, I mean the professional photoshopped pics were pretty much a giveaway….
None of that will ever make Shauna Sand naked okay. It will always be a scary fuckin’ thing and I just hope Vivid knew this before brokering the deal, because seriously, the only people who can get off to this monster are morticians and necrophiliacs and people not scared of disgusting looking vagina…..
This Shauna Sand shit is seriously disturbing. It is not fucking human. I am shocked and disgusted but I have fucked worse, so I’ve got no choice but to post this disaster….even though she’s nothing but a desperate whore nobody riding off her d-list husband’s d-list fame and a shitty stint with playboy…and this is the bottom of the barrel, or what I like to call yet another thing for her kids to develop drug addictions out of shame latter in life over, despite already knowing their mom is a worthless whore and this kind of attempt to get noticed is expected…..
To Watch the Trailer – I Strongly Advise Against It…. GO
The thing people don’t realizing about Shauna Sand is that she’s just a really committed person to having the best Halloween costume, so committed that she got the right surgery, wears the right clothes and starves her haggard self the right amount to pull off the dead stripper who came back from the dead to eat your brains and by brains I mean a fat baggy of cocaine. So thanks to the condition of Shauna Sands body everyday is fuckin’ halloween for her kids and although I assume that will fuck them up, at least one day a year their mom seems normal and the good thing about that for you is that dead strippers corpse is your fetish because let’s face it, you’re a necrophiliac…
Here are some pictures of Shauna Sand grocery shopping in her stripper on her way to work or just got off work outfit. I know this first hand because I have spent many nights at 3 am drunk waiting by the back door of strip clubs trying to convince the girls to do a little overtime work on my dick, sometimes succeeding in my request, but most of the time just getting kicked by these plastic heeled weapons on their feet, or knocked down by their trashy fake designer purses or fake designer duffle bags that house their luxurious costumes they got at the sex shop and wore that night.
I guess this kind of outfit is expected from Shauna Sand, if anything she’s toned it down a lot as she slowly turns into some dried up living corpse and the only real surprise in all this is that she actually buys groceries, I just thought her diet consisted of chocolate flavored laxatives and cum.