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2010

23

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Ass is Still Fuckin’ Up Her Kids in her Bikini of the Day

Shauna Sand may have a very ugly looking vagina. One that looks like a ball sack that lost it’s balls. She may be a disgusting person. She may be a bottom feeder who didn’t get hugged enough as a kid, or who was molested by her uncle or father and sexualized at a young age, leading to shitty implants and a shitty life as a naked chick from Playboy, something she rode until she decided to ride a homosexual french man in the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , and she may be a bad influence on her kids who are going to end up either lesbians or fucked up little whores. But she sure has a good ass for an old lay with a bunch of kids and no matter how tacky, trashy, disgusting smelling or looking a cunt is, a good little ass is a good little ass and that’s really what it all comes down to…

So as she does nothing, rides her low level fame and child support checks from her soap star ex-husband all while wearing stripper shoes and a bikini, I sit here posting pictures of her and I guess that pretty much means she’s the winner and I’m the fucking loser….

And here are her bikini pics…in what seems to be a daily event these days…Goodtimes.

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2010

19

Aug

Shauna Sand’s Dirty Trash Can Ass Still In Her Bikini of the Day

The one constant in my life is that Shauna Sand bikini pictures will one surface at least once a month.

I wonder if Shauna Sand dates all these pretty-boy gay looking male prostitutes because they prostitutes and will escort anyone who pays them enough, because there’s no reason other than money that anyone, gay or straight would have sex with her, especially after the release of her Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape where her performance was lazy at best, maybe because her plastic surgery makes it hard for her to move, or maybe her anorexia makes it hard for her to muster up the energy, or maybe she figures she’s paying a motherfucker, she might as well lay there and enjoy it…and luckily for them her hard face and pussy that looks like the “after” pictures of a testicular cancer patient, something they can relate to, cuz at least it looks like it once had testicles in it, but more importantly she probably just lets the fuck her up her dirty ass to pretend she’s a dude to get through it…I just know it should be featured on the next season of Dirty Jobs….but I guess none of that matters, cuz she’s clearly a very good family woman, who takes her kids out on her really creepy sexual escapades with young men, but makes time for them to watch her hump the motherfucker in the water….a winning formula for a successful upbringing…

Here she is at a costume change….

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2010

17

Aug

Shauna Sand in her Bikini Still Fucks up the Kids of the Day

Here are some more pictures of Shauna Sand ruining her young daughter. This is the kind of shit that reminds me of when I was growing up, before being taken away, where my mom was welcoming fat, old American men into our one room shanty, and I turned out fine…but when I was 14, I was friends with this welfare kid who had ADHD and was constantly getting into trouble. He was unshowered, always in dirty clothes, kinda like me today, but at the time he was the stinky kid in school. One day, he asked me to go to his house to pick up something, I walked in and his mother was walking around in lingerie, a dude was on the couch smoking a cigarette, in the middle of the day, and the kid just freaked the fuck out, cuz it happened on the regular…10 years ago, I saw the dude on the street, he was a drug dealing male escort and I guess all things worked out as his mom woulda expected, if she cared enough to expect anything other than another fix.

All that to say is Shauna Sand is a horrible mother. She’s been in Playboy, porn and brings new pretty gay looking guys into her kids life that will either land her kid doing porn like mommy, or so conservative and lesbian that she won’t see dick like she was Susan Boyle.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see, and in the meantime, Shauna Sand and her haggard slut face is here to entertain.

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2010

19

Jul

Shauna Sand’s Boytoy Gives her a Massage of the Day

I don’t really care for Shauna Sand, but I gotta give her some credit, she really gets how to live the good life a lot better than the other strippers she used to work with and stole her look from.

All it took was getting naked in a Playboy decades ago, in a time when getting in Playboy mattered enough to get some Lorenzo Lamas soap star motherfucker to marry her and have kids with her, only to divorce and lock into a monthly check that affords the luxury of having a European cabana boy on staff at all times…a rent boy to travel with her, carry her purse, massage and have sex with, that is used to working for rich men and who doesn’t mind the fact that her pussy looks like an emptied out scrotum…who fuck her on camera for the glory and a little money…cuz when you are gutter trash who only knows how to make money with your body..and no one cares to publish your shit anymore…and your old option is a sex tape ….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

14

Jul

Shauna Sand in her Whore Bikini of the Day

I love how Shauna Sand and her dead vagina have the ability to hire these boy toys from other countries, who I guess she finds through an agency, who she carts around and films sex tapes with, in order to make some money and keep her career a a tacky, trashy, stripper looking whore alive….

I don’t understand how anyone who isn’t gay could stick their dick inside her deflated testicle bag looking vagina….Seriously, shit looks dryer than a fucking asshole, and I can pretty assure you that it smells a lot worse than one….It’s on some roadkill kick that could turn a motherfucker off pussy for life, even if it was paying a nice weekly salary to keep you around…

If you want to see her dead vagina in action.. Click This Link

I do know she’s a bad influence on her kids..she has a 10 or 11 year old daughter and I guess shit can go either way…cuz most girls who are sluts come from repressed households…or households where daddy uses his dick inappropriately on them when they sleep, but I’m not sure what happens when girls come from homes where the mom dresses and acts like this pig, cuz usually when I see strippers in their home setting, the kids have already been taken away by the state….

So we are either gonna get a Shauna Sand the next generation in a few years, or bitch is going to end up being the first lady president of the USA to compensate for her mother’s embarrassment, but either way, she’s gonna have issues some dude is gonna get to fuck the shit out of…

Here she is being fake tits, fake hair, fake skin, stupid shoes, decent body, dead vagina hiding in her bikini.

Here she is in a costume change…

Here is her sex tape

Pics via Bauer

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2010

09

Jul

Shauna Sand is Still a Whore of the Day

I just want to say that I have seen Shauna Sand’s vagina and you can to if you don’t mind stomaching a sex tape that is more of a horror movie or a crime scene cuz whatever she’s got between her legs has got to be dead and rotting despite the youthful homos she recruits to fuck it and that is why I am happy she’s wearing panties while out crying for attention cuz that’s what she does…..

Pics via Fame

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2010

18

Jun

Shauna Sand Doin’ Her Thing, Whatever That May Be of the Day

If you have seen the Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape , then you are probably feeling as sorry for the one piece bathing suit she got on discount at the sex shop all the strippers shop at cuz she thinks that trash is sexy even though it’s not…cuz the shit has to rub up against her vile dead lookin’ cunt.

I don’t know what’s going on with her, but I know I definitely don’t like it, but I guess it’s kinda funny that she does all this trying to be hot, cuz in her distorted mind, this represents havin’ it goin’ on….

Pics via Fame

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2010

04

Jun

Shauna Sand’s Plastic Pussy Works the Street of the Day

I have a soft spot for Shauna Sand and it is located in the women’s panties I am unfortunately wearing because we don’t do laundry and my wife is fat enough to make the shit fit like boxers. Sure, I find getting hard a challenge as I get older and the affects of hard drinking take hold, but I still find some of the most vile looking pussy worth fucking. I’m talking real poor, real dirty, real desperate, real affordable. The kind of pussy you would normally not even throw a dollar at on the street when it is playing the flute…I guess it’s got more to do with the fact that this gutter pussy that is Shauna Sand, and I really mean getter pussy, cuz if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand sex tape , you will know shit is beat the fuck up, discolored and possibly dead, doesn’t accept that she’s gutter. Sure she films herself fucking, she has shitty fake tits, she dresses in cheap sex store clothes, but she’s still all fucking hollywood, and I hate a bitch who is delusional…It’s like accept that you are meant to be working the street to pay your rent and not working the street to impress the paparazzi. I hate this bitch….and here are some pics for those of you who like seeing trash try hard to turn her vile self into an aging, melting, pornographic plastic barbie doll gone seriously wrong…something I like to call a pocket pussy I wouldn’t fuck and I never turn down a plastic pussy unless it’s still warm from the dude who used it before me.

Pics via Fame

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2010

14

May

Shauna Sand Topless on the Beach of the Day

It looks like Shauna Sand found a twin….I doubt it was that hard….I mean every strip club has skinny blonde chicks with ravaged faces, fake tans, fake hair and big fake tits who like showing off their disguting bodies because for some reason they think they have it going on because truck drivers love them and buy them pretty flowers as they role through the club they work at….It’s not like Shauna Sand did a look-a-like contest…some doppleganger shit to masturbate to but I am thinking maybe this friendship started with fan mail that made Shauna Sand think a beach day with this bitch would be a great photo-op for the paparazzi and that’s probably why these pictures exist….and as disgusting as Shauna Sand’s vagina is, I can’t turn my back on someone with serious issues whether they are daddy or body image issues, especially when they put this much fucking effort into and cheap plastic surgery into it getting work….

The Superficial Has the Actual Topless pics, I don’t have the right to the shit, so if you want to see her hacked off nipples, follow this link
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Pics via Fame

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