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Archive for the Shauna Sand Category

2010

21

Apr

Shauna Sands Clown Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand is the kind of clown you hire for birthday parties, just not kids birthday parties, because her tricks involve using her vagina instead of a hat, which makes pulling the rabbit out of the shit both disturbing, disgusting, and pretty exciting, except for the fact that I’ve seen her vagina and shit looks like a week old Deli Platter with a mind of its own, like some kind of sea creature coming to eat it’s way through America, starting with Los Angeles aspiring Euro gay guys…not that you care….

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Posted in:Implants|Shauna Sand

2010

25

Mar

Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand, doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse…

Either way, this should be illegal.

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Posted in:Boy Toy|Disgusting|Fake Tits|Shauna Sand|White Bikini

2010

22

Mar

Shauna Sand is a Fossil in Her Bikini of the Day

I’ve seen these pictures before…I recognize the bikini, the fake tits, the body, the ass…I know underneath this pink trimmed camo bikini is a grey, dying, hard lookin’ pussy I’ve seen get fucked…and the whole thing is like a museum exhibit and the only thing that makes me know this is a new picture, from a new day is the gay boy toy she is frolicking around with….I am not sure why gay dudes like pretending to be straight to get with her since she is a monster who can barely get herself work so I guess they are just drawn to the meaty pussy that looks like an elderly man’s testicles…that bring back memories of when they used to get molested…but even he looks like he’s wondering how the fuck he fucks this thing…and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2010

17

Feb

Shauna Sand is Like a Silver Medal of the Day

The Olympics are going on and I thing Shauna Sand is channeling that with her choice in outfits by rockin’ this silver metalic shit that still shows enough cleavage to remind us she is a whore. I’m just not sure what message she’s trying to get across. I figure she’s either trying to say she’s not quite the best or the top of her game, but she’s still worth celebrating, or maybe she’s just saying she’s a fucking disappointment and can’t come in first because despite all her hard work getting plastic surgery everywhere on her body except her pussy, where she actually needs it, cuz shit looks dead and tired and needs a little refreshing, she’s still the first fucking loser….

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Posted in:Shauna Sand|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Shauna Sands Tits are Still Ridiculous of the Day

I don’t know why I bother posting pictures of Shauna Sand. They are always the fucking same only she’s a little older and a little haggard while remaining just as fucking useless. She’s done all her career can allow for her – from celebrity husbands to playboy to porn and she was pretty miserable at all of it. The only thing she has going for her is that she looks like a fucking monster who has raped herself a few too many times with plastic surgery and I guess there are some serious underlying issues that I think should have her kids taken away from her….and I’m not taking about her tits…because without these disgusting messes there will be nothing left to talk about her…expect maybe her grey vagina..but I try to close my eyes and pretend grey vagina’s don’t exist everytime I pay to fuck them.

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Posted in:Class|Shauna Sand

2010

22

Jan

Shauna Sand Does One More Push of the Day

Shauna Sand did her sex tape many years too late. She should have done it well before her vagina was in the 26th stage of death….So I’m sure it wasn’t as much of a success for her because she did the proven sex tape science all fucking wrong….if you want to use a sex tape to revamp your career and make you money you have to be a girl who isn’t normally naked, or who hasn’t been naked for many years but guys still want to fuck you, like Pam Anderson did. A honeymoon sex tape when she was the Playboy chick we all jerked off to was genius….or you have to be someone young, semi-known who people are dying to see naked cuz they already see you at all the events and are curious like Paris and Kardashian sex tapes. It’s all pretty fucking basic…

Shauna Sand was not young, hot or someone people cared about. She was a Playboy model years ago who turned into a Hollywood joke cuz she’d walk to the streets like the stripper she was. She wasn’t someone anyone was jerking off to or wanted to watch fuck for any reason other than pure comedy.

So here she is posing with her DVD, since it’s all she’s done career-wise recently and I guess she’s excited about it, even if it was a serious ill-advised move…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sex Tape|Shauna Sand

2010

19

Jan

Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……

But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Posted in:Dress|See Thru|Shauna Sand

2009

07

Dec

Shauna Sand and her New Pussy of the Day

Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be really fucked up when they are older. Either they’ll be trashier, sluttier and more disgusting than her in a following their mother’s lead, or they’ll end up lesbians, or they’ll be the total opposite of their whore mother and won’t let a motherfucker inside them until they are 45 years old, the kind of girl who wears pants and a sweater to the beach, fat and useless from emotional eating like some kind of rape victim, because here is their mother with yet another man she got from the long-haired immigrant trying to get ahead escort agency and I guess we can only hope she doesn’t film another sex tape with this guy like she did with the last guy because as amazing as it was to see her hanging on as hard as she could, her pussy was pretty fucking disgusting and took away from the excitement of the bottom feeding….

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Posted in:Boy Toy|Pussy|Shauna Sand

2009

26

Nov

Shauna Sand and Her Furry Pussy of the Day

It is Thanksgiving today and I give thanks that Shauna Sand is still around, because I love strippers, especially when they walk the streets freely. I am also thankful that she released a sex tape because I like seeing broke bitches with fake tits expose their really scary alien looking pussies in a sex tape, something I am also thankful for, because it’s the lazy girls way to get ahead and I love watching random people fuck…it is a nice change of pace from seeing actual hot chicks, not chicks marketed as hot chicks fuck, cuz sometimes seeing some plastic surgeons science experiment in action makes us all better people….I just am not sure when those times are….

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Posted in:cleavage|Shauna Sand|Tits