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Archive for the Shauna Sand Category

2009

18

Jun

Shauna Sand is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Seeing Shauna Sand drinking wine with all her kids on the beach, including her boy toy she fucks, and who she isn’t decent enough to not introduce to her kids as their temporary new dad who mom pays off to fuck, because she’s a whore, untilsomeone hotter comes along, because you know this kind of bouncing from man to man won’t fuck them up over the course of their life, whether it turns them lesbian, or into sluts like their moms, or just weird, all ruin the fantasy I had of her being the perfect mother who puts her kids before her, and that makes me cry on the inside. I had such high hopes for this cunt….

Posted in:Bikini|Parenting|Shauna Sand|Wino

2009

15

Jun

Shauna Sand’s and her Purse Carrier Bikini Pictures of the Day

Shauna Sand has this hired boy toy who I guess she uses to make herself feel like she’s still got it going on. You know, like the hot Playboy bunny who I guess she once was. The kind of girl who could convince any man to stick their dick inside her, because I guess she doesn’t realize that any girl can get any guy to fuck them, they just have to play the situation right, since most guys are opportunists and if they aren’t fucking someone else that specific time, or if they aren’t these pussy whipped married types, they will go along with it, just because sex is better than masturbating, even if the girl is a monster, it is not in us to turn down vagina.

That said, whenever I see these pictures of Shauna Sand and this chiseled, tanned guy carrying her purse, I get freaked out, it looks so fuckin’ plastic and robotic, maybe even medicated and depressing. It would make sense that this guy is gay and trying to get a head, or maybe even an import from another country, and despite being and an immigrant, can stomach her tight body, because it’s all for a bigger cause, and she looks like a tranny he used to fuck back home in Brazil or some shit, but he just can’t stomach her pussy, cuz like an asshole, it is dry and needs lube, but unlike an ashhole it is loose and has a little too much slack to trick yourself into thinking you’re not in a cunt.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand|Tits

2009

12

Jun

Shauna Sand in her Bikini of the Day

How can you really hate on a girl who knows her place in the world. Sure she was probably molested as a child, or rejected by her father, or maybe she didn’t even have a fuckin’ father, what the fuck do I know about this cunts life, but it’s nice to see that she didn’t become a fat, man-hating lesbian because of it, but instead, an attention craving, jacked up, plastic surgery ridden, piece of trash, who is in better shape than your girlfriend, and who has the skin reminiscent of a pair of alligator boots, and that last time I checked, alligator boots are fucking luxurious, so that just proves this girl is quality. Assholes.


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Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

26

May

Shauna Sand in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t even know what to say about these. I really don’t. I mean I’ve done this Shauna Sand post, over and fuckin’ over again, only today she’s on the beach with her boy-toy who she is engaged to, in a bikini, with her stupid plastic shoes that match her stupid plastic titties and that have more soul and longevity than her very dead and rotting vagina, because this is what she does and I really can’t hate on it, she’s done way better than all the washed up whores I know, who are sucking dick in gutters if they aren’t dead, so if anything this bitch is a modern day hero and a fine example of how plastic surgery can turn you into a cartoon character.

Here are those pics

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2009

29

Apr

Shauna Sand Party Pictures of the Day

I am not going to lie, I have no idea who Paul Heyman is. I did some quick research and found out he was involved in wrestling in the 90s, so that’s the reason why, because wrestling in the 90s is when shit got weird and every guido I knew was up on it in such an obsessed way that it was uncomfortable being around them.

I do know Shauna Sand, so when his people sent me the link to these pictures of the whore in action, rockin’ her sheer lingerie at a club, showing off her busted up nipple from botched implant operation after implant operation, because plastic surgery is what she does in her spare time, and I guess so is showing off her nipples , I had no choice but to steal them….

Unfortunately, I was sent these pictures a good 2 weeks ago, I’m just a real slow mover.

Source: HeymanHustle

Posted in:Party|Pictures|Shauna Sand

2009

20

Apr

Shauna Sand Whores Out With Her Kids of the Day

At least Shauna Sand doesn’t front that she’s not a whore. You gotta respect a bitch who dresses just as slutty in front of her kids and she does in the clubs, restaurants, grocery store, porn shoots, because it means she’s keeping it fucking real. There’s nothing more annoying than parking your car outside the stripclub at closing time because you can’t afford the cover charge to get in the place and the girls file out in their Juicy/Baby Phat sweat suits with fake Luis Vuiton bags filled with what I actually want to see them in and it’s safe to say that not once has a girl come out dressed like Shauna Sand. So maybe it’s time I start respecting her for giving me what I want when I am wasted and in the mood for trashy whores, even though it usually comes my way through pictures when I am sober.

Posted in:Shauna Sand|Whore

2009

17

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

Posted in:cleavage|Implants|Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore

2009

15

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Luxurious Boy Toy of the Day

What the fuck does Shauna Sand do. She’s some kind of lazy bitch who just coasts through life doing the bare minimum, but managed to become relevant in the process. She’ll fuck the right guy, she’s marry the right guy, she’s get naked at the right time, pregnant at the right time and her hustle, that really isn’t a hustle, managed to work out for her lazy spic ass.

Last night I was at the stripclub and got totally offended by their lack of work ethic. They weren’t hustling private dances, but laying in the fucking booth like a bunch of fucking slobs, who seemingly were exhausted from the hard night of work, but were in reality just lazy fucking strippers who don’t like working, hence the reason why they are strippers.

I guess I should lower my expectations for whores and just watch Shauna Sands tits with the young shirtless guy who is cumming on them.

Posted in:Boy Toy|Shauna Sand

2009

13

Apr

Shauna Sand Gets Milkshakes in Whore Gear of the Day

Shauna Sand has the ability to going out for ice cream with her kids look as classy as the bitch I saw throwing up on herself after sucking dick in the bathroom of a dive bar I was at last week. The funny thing is that strippers don’t even dress like this when they leave the stripclub after their shift, not even the streetwhores I met at a bar they go into warm-up at, I’m talking herpe faced, drug addicted, pieces of garbage whores who know their only worth is in their dirty used up cunts, dress like this when they aren’t out trying to get paid. I don’t really understand it, I don’t really like it, but I guess it’s better than all the boring mothers I see walking their kids to school in mom clothes, because the only thing hot about that is knowing they let guys cum inside their fat asses, and that’s not even that hot.

Either way, check out these tits, you can have a pair too, all you need is 5000 dollars.

Posted in:Milkshakes|Shauna Sand|Whore

2009

01

Apr

Some Dirty Tits and Pussy Out in Public of the Day

Shauna Sand is a product of her plastic surgeon’s April Fools joke. You know, he got a little carried away, she was forced to live with it for the rest of her life, at least she’s gone along with it, you know getting a fake tan, fake hair, playing the part of a beat up stripper on a slow night, when she probably would be better off moving to an arab country and covering the fuck up.

Here are her disgusting tits, pornstars who read this (who am I kidding, pornstars can’t read), this is what you have to look forward to….

Posted in:Pussy|Shauna Sand|Tits