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2011

Nov

Sienna Miller For Old Times of the Day

I used to think Sienna Miller was amazing….

She was always naked in movies, because lets face it that was her only real skillset when it came to depth in acting….and she always looked good getting naked….but this was at least 5 or 6 years ago….Since then…she’s disappeared and hardly exists….she locked down a relationship with Jude Law, her costar in many movies, because I assume they understand each other, since bother are washed up UK actors who made it in America, but more importantly, because they probably gave each other some STDs, and the set just happened to be the same romantic premise of the MEETPEOPLEWITHHERPES site…you know if you already have it you can’t get it again or give it to new partners if those partners have it to….

But she still looks kinda good, and I’d be more than happy to see her titties naked, perky, small and lovely like it was 2004 again….but that’s probably cuz I live in the past and have a hard time moving on…proven in his site’s modern and functional design…amongst other things like not leaving my wife for fame and fortune of Hollywood and shit…

Either way, here are the pics

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2011

Mar

Sienna Miller for Old Times of the Day

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I remember a time when Sienna Miller was naked in every movie….that made me her fan…that time is no more…I don’t even remember the last time she was in a movie and there’s no pregnancy to really blame, home wrecking maybe, but if she did get knocked up, that fucker died of AIDS inside her dirty party girl slut womb….but I still find her hot, diseased, irrelevant, clothed or not… FOLLOW ME

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2010

Aug

Sienna Miller in a Bikini as Jude Law Sniffs it of the Day

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I am not surprised these idiots are in a relationship. I mean it was pretty obvious that he was the male version of her….at least it was back when they were actually relevant, before he started balding, back when Hollywood loved light haired people with an accent, before they were rejected and forced to a life of luxury smearing their dirty genitals on each other like two prostitutes with AIDS who found each other and thought it was destiny…..I just don’t know why it took them so long to lock each other in, I mean I guess they both wanted to fuck everyone they could before giving into love…and who cares, she’s in a bikini and her body is still alright, even though my love for her has died like her vagina’s health…but she’s still in a bikini and that’s good enough for me.

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2010

May

Sienna Miller Shitty Panty Flash Scares Me of the Day

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I am glad that Sienna Miller is wearing panties….Mainly cuz I am convinced this bitch has AIDS….but also because I don’t think she’s all that into hygiene or pussy maintenance cuz she’s some gutter drunk from the UK who fucks a variety of men, married or not, as long as they have a cock, she’s ready invite them in for a cup of tea….I am also kinda freaked out with whatever unstable shit her face is doing in this shit while taking to her sister and some gay dude…but that doesn’t change the fact I do wish that we had a bit of a better angle on this though, cuz seeing a nasty pussy trying to escape her panties to hunt out the next home to wreck, especially when it was one I wanted to fuck back when it was hot, is excitng, while seeing this shit is kinda dull….

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Posted in:Legs|Scary|Sienna Miller

2010

May

Sienna Miller Dressed like a Little Kid in her Onsie of the Day

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I have a feeling you like your women dressed like a 2 year old, mainly because the only women you could score would have to have serious retardation, like the kind of retardation that leaves them unable to walk, talk or control their shitting, a bitch who just smiles and drools when you carry her from her room to the basement in your mom’s house, because you know that sister or not, she’s still got a pussy, a pussy that can’t tell on you when you get caught nude in bed together, because you can just blame it on sleep walking from your room next door, and everyone will believe you cuz everyone knows that no one wants to slam a severly retarded pserson, especially when they are related….you think you have it all figured out don’t you?

So you’ll probably like these pictures of Sienna Miller in a onsie like she’s trying to be stylish and seasional, when she really just has the dirtiest pussy around that we all know she’s trying to air the fuck out cuz scabs don’t dry up alone…..

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2010

May

Sienna Miller Greasy Pig of the Day

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Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and here are the pictures to prove it….The light is shining off her head in a way that reminds you that not only does Sienna Miller and her hipster bush hardly wash….but he also doesn’t fucking care…the kind of free-spirited hippie fashionista who likes that at any given time the cum of at least 4 different men is crusted to the side of her pussy lips….2 of which are married men….along with a bouquet of odors that include bad hygiene, innocent infections, and stds…..so here are some greasy fucking pictures of Sienna Miller because Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and she likes reminding us of that…because she knows it wouldn’t stop any of us from slammin’ her if we had the opportunity….

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2010

Apr

Sienna Miller in Shorts of the Day

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We’ve all seen Sienna Miller’s hipster “UK Fashion Scene” bush in various movie roles. We’ve also seen her hot tits. We’ve seen her destroy marriages and we’ve seen her living the party life with a wide array of cock….We’ve also seen her fade into obscurity. We’ve seen the world stop caring about her…and we’ve seen that she’s actually a dirty ratty lookin’ bitch and not actually hot…and now we’re seeing her in jean shorts with Jude Law, because I guess they are the perfect couple for each other and understand each other because they both have the same stupid accent and they both made it in America according to what America thinks making it in America is….and who the fuck really cares…apparently I do because I just wrote this…but I shouldn’t and either should you…

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2010

Jan

Sienna Miller Riding her Banana Boat of the Day

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Sienna Miller was out in her bikini yesterday and everyone already posted the pictures already…. except me. I decided to post them a day late, since I’ve seen her naked a whole lote and thought these pics were a waste of fucking time but knew if I was first on the shit, it would give people the wrong idea about me, they’d think I was so excited to see the bitch that I followed everyone’s lead and I figured I had to wait it out until shit was actually a waste of time to everyone already saw the shit…at least that’s what I tell people, the reality is that I was too lazy and uninterested for the pics, but today they won my heart because she’s riding one of those inflatable bananas cuz she loves riding banana and shit got me all excited….

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Posted in:Banana Boat|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

Dec

Sienna Miller in a Bikini Playing House With Jude Law and His Kids of the Day

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In totally uninteresting news, Sienna Miller and Jude Law were on a family vacation with his kids in the Caribbean and she was wearing her bikini. I guess it’s one of those situations where you give your girlfriend AIDS or any serious STD for that matter and it makes it easier to stay together than have to face the embarrassment of telling your next lover, only in Sienna Miller’s case she’s done the fucking rounds with her vagina a bunch of times over before falling back into “Alfie’s” arms, or whatever movie these twats were in together where she painted his house naked.

This is art imitating life, if the shitty moves they were in were actually considered art….

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2009

Dec

Sienna Miller in a Bikini with Her Mom of the Day

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The good news for Sienna Miller is that despite everyone else in the world turning their backs on her, from friends, to possible bosses, business partners, producers and directors, editors of magazines, photographers, and scriptwriters, even the mailman has given up on this bitch….but through it all she has one rock to lean up on and that rock is her overweight mother who she is in a bikini on the beach with in these pictures….

The other good news is that I am convinced there are bottom feeders out there, willing to attach themselves to her celebrity and feed her drugs, pretty much stealing her career but taking as many pictures of her demise until ending up dead in her shower, only to be found be her one true friend, fan and supporter….her mom…like she was Brittany Murphy, and the reason I am convinced there are bottom feeders just waiting to move in on her when she is feeling low enough, is because I am one of them….

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Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

Dec

Sienna Miller Lookin Like the Trash That She is of the Day’

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Sienna Miller always has the ability to look like her pussy always fucking stinks…..

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Posted in:Sienna Miller|Trash

2009

Nov

Sienna Miller May Have Got Work of the Day

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I came across these pictures of Sienna Miller carrying papers and I’m not sure if they are her HIV Positive results, you know since she’s a dirty homewrecking whore who fucks the world whether married or not, because she only cares about herself, thanks to the asshole who made her a celebrity and gave her her first job, or maybe this is a sign of her getting actually work after her much needed time off to reflect on the kind of piece of garbage cunt she’s become with her “celebrity” and what she’s doing doesn’t matter because she looks fucking awful lately, makin’ me think her time has come and gone. Good times..

But I think she’s just better off picking up dog shit….and I’m not just saying that because that’s what her vagina smells like….

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Posted in:Sienna Miller|Tight Jeans

2009

Nov

Sienna Miller Still Looks Sad of the Day

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Sienna Miller must have AIDS or something, I mean at least that is what I assume she has because the last week she’s been walking the streets alone with her dog lookin’ sad, crying, having minor breakdowns and shit that make her seem like she’s about to give the fuck up because hollywood has given the fuck up on her and here she is walking with her mom or friend or therapist who I guess is trying to walk her through this crazy time and I can just hope rock bottom for her ends up in a porn set and not hanging from the fuckin’ rafters because I hate seeing pussy, even dirty homewrecking AIDS pussy go to waste…

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Posted in:Sad|Sienna Miller

2009

Oct

Sienna Miller is Emotionally Unstable of the Day

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The nice thing about life is that a lot of times what goes around comes around. It would explain why I have a miserable life after putting alot of people I’ve come in contact with thru hell and it probably also explains why a lonely Sienna Miller is crying in the street like an emotional wreck, because she’s clearly as not hard and unaffected like an emotionless asshole like me.

So when I see a homewrecking cunt who decided one day that everything in life should belong to her, revlove around her and be about her because she views the world from a “Me” perspective, where everyone else in the world are just here to accommodate “Me” and should worship “Me” because “Me” is the center of existance, so even something that belongs to someone else by default should belong to her, and that other person’s emotions don’t even cross her self-absorbed mind, the only thing that does cross her mind is her greed and disgusting grabby hands feeding her emptiness , other people’s emotions just get in the way of the selfish quest, it feels nice to see them broken the fuck down, sad and alone, like their ugly selves deserve because they’ve been disgusting people for so long….and having a meltdown on the street with strangers is a good sign that they are really at the edge, so I’m just hoping her career has taken a nose dive too because that way I can really put Sienna Miller on Drunkenstepfather Suicide watch…This is all very exciting too bad she looks like shit and isn’t naked while riding out this mental health crisis….

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Posted in:Emotional|Sienna Miller|Unstable

2009

Oct

Sienna Miller is Still Alive of the Day

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Remember when Sienna Miller was all over the fucking place, topless in every movie, the hottest homewrecker in Hollywood….neither do I, but in my defense I have a pretty bad memory, I don’t even remember actual hot girls I’ve met drunk over the years when I bump into them, but usually that’s because I met them drunk, they aren’t as hot as I remember them being, and usually 10 years older, fatter and moms. I just know that there was at least one point in my life where I thought it’d be nice to replace my wife with Sienna Millerr, but then realized that Sienna Miller probably has Aids, and figure that’d be better off getting it from a streetwhore, because they’re less maintenance, less needy and faster to die because of their shitty immune systems…
So, she’s not dead, she did Letterman, and based on Letterman and her past she probably DID Letterman, and I guess who really cares, these pictures suck, kinda like her income the last 3 years…..

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Posted in:Alive|Sienna Miller