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2009

11

Nov

Sienna Miller Still Looks Sad of the Day

Sienna Miller must have AIDS or something, I mean at least that is what I assume she has because the last week she’s been walking the streets alone with her dog lookin’ sad, crying, having minor breakdowns and shit that make her seem like she’s about to give the fuck up because hollywood has given the fuck up on her and here she is walking with her mom or friend or therapist who I guess is trying to walk her through this crazy time and I can just hope rock bottom for her ends up in a porn set and not hanging from the fuckin’ rafters because I hate seeing pussy, even dirty homewrecking AIDS pussy go to waste…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Sad|Sienna Miller

2009

29

Oct

Sienna Miller is Emotionally Unstable of the Day



The nice thing about life is that a lot of times what goes around comes around. It would explain why I have a miserable life after putting alot of people I’ve come in contact with thru hell and it probably also explains why a lonely Sienna Miller is crying in the street like an emotional wreck, because she’s clearly as not hard and unaffected like an emotionless asshole like me.

So when I see a homewrecking cunt who decided one day that everything in life should belong to her, revlove around her and be about her because she views the world from a “Me” perspective, where everyone else in the world are just here to accommodate “Me” and should worship “Me” because “Me” is the center of existance, so even something that belongs to someone else by default should belong to her, and that other person’s emotions don’t even cross her self-absorbed mind, the only thing that does cross her mind is her greed and disgusting grabby hands feeding her emptiness , other people’s emotions just get in the way of the selfish quest, it feels nice to see them broken the fuck down, sad and alone, like their ugly selves deserve because they’ve been disgusting people for so long….and having a meltdown on the street with strangers is a good sign that they are really at the edge, so I’m just hoping her career has taken a nose dive too because that way I can really put Sienna Miller on Drunkenstepfather Suicide watch…This is all very exciting too bad she looks like shit and isn’t naked while riding out this mental health crisis….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Emotional|Sienna Miller|Unstable

2009

14

Oct

Sienna Miller is Still Alive of the Day

Remember when Sienna Miller was all over the fucking place, topless in every movie, the hottest homewrecker in Hollywood….neither do I, but in my defense I have a pretty bad memory, I don’t even remember actual hot girls I’ve met drunk over the years when I bump into them, but usually that’s because I met them drunk, they aren’t as hot as I remember them being, and usually 10 years older, fatter and moms. I just know that there was at least one point in my life where I thought it’d be nice to replace my wife with Sienna Millerr, but then realized that Sienna Miller probably has Aids, and figure that’d be better off getting it from a streetwhore, because they’re less maintenance, less needy and faster to die because of their shitty immune systems…
So, she’s not dead, she did Letterman, and based on Letterman and her past she probably DID Letterman, and I guess who really cares, these pictures suck, kinda like her income the last 3 years…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alive|Sienna Miller

2009

15

Sep

Some Sienna Miller Leaving American Apparel of the Day

I don’t now why I am putting these pictures of Sienna Miller up. They are boring. She’s not topless and she’s not showing her hipster, cokehead bush. She’s not what she used to be, maybe this is a premature RIP motherfucker for for sex appeal.

Pics via INF

Posted in:American Apparel|Sienna Miller

2009

20

Aug

Sienna Miller’s Homewrecking Public Tits of the Day

The good thing about Sienna Miller is that she’s not one of those exclusive uptight girls you meet in the bar who claims she has a boyfriend before finding out you are rich, she’s more the kind of girl who has this modern day hippie attitude, who doesn’t mind sharing the wealth, where she gets naked pretty much every chance she gets giving all of us a glimpse into what we are missing, while bedding pretty much every man she crosses paths with in some kind of self-discovery bullshit that makes her pussy some kind of public park or adult jungle gym you’d find in the park and the only thing shitty about all that is the herpes, and I guess the fact that none of us will ever get a piece, because despite the diseases, she’s still easy on the eyes….

Posted in:Sienna Miller|Tits

2009

17

Aug

Sienna Miller Grabbin’ and Spreading Her Ass of the Day

I realize I posted pictures of Sienna Miller wearing the same bikini the other day and despite the likely possiblity that she doesn’t shower or change her underwear because she looks like that kind of rich cokewhore, I am pretty sure these pictures were taken the same fuckin’ day and I am only really posting them because I liked the picture of her spreading her ass cheek like a slut beggin to get fucked…I guess the other reason I am posting these pics is because I used to be a fan of her work, mainly because her work consisted of getting topless in every movie she was in at a time when i was into small tits and hipster fashionista bush, but those times are long gone, give me big titties and a bald pussy anyday cuz I’ve moved on and so has about 15 men she’s dated since then, because she has the ability to wreck homes with her pussy in the first few months of dating, but has no staying power, a lot like her career….here are some pics of her in a bikini…

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

14

Aug

Sienna Miller in her White Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller was one of these actor bitches I wanted to fuck because she looked like she was laid back and knew what she was doing, but as time has gone on, she’s become the kind of girl who may have a little too much experience for me to want to go down on her and I can only assume the salt water is burning her broken down cooch like she was Naomi Campbell or some shit…..

What I am saying is that she’s a whore.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller

2009

25

Jun

Sienna Miller in a White Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller is some home wrecking washed up party slut who managed to get a couple of movies and here she is in a white bikini trying to trick us all into thinking that she’s pure, but I’m pretty sure if you found those bottoms on your bedroom floor after fuckin her, you’d find a green stain that would make you regret what you did the night before. I don’t really know waht I am talking about, but I assume Sienna Miller’s fucked enough dudes that her pussy oozes space shit and that’s all I have to say about that cuz I have better things to do than this, like finger bang the girl sitting next to me at McDonald’s. Sure she’s 80, but that just means she will probably invite me over for some backed goods.
Fuck yourself.

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|White

2009

07

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Showin’ Off Her Dirty Bare Feet of the Day

I don’t know what it about Sienna Miller, but I do know I want to fuck her. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot of people have beat me to it and by a lot of people, I mean A LOT of fucking people. I feel like she’s had more cock than Chick-fil-a. You know the kind of girl who smokes hard, drinks hard, rips coke hard, and jumps on dick hard and often, and I guess that’s almost disgusting.

See, I am the kind of guy who likes my vagina’s like a luxurious shoe still on the shelf at the shoe store, you know the kind you aren’t too sure how many times they’ve been tried on, or if they’ve ever been tried on, because they are firm, the leather is tight and they are in pretty mint condition, you know something you’d spend a couple hundred dollars on.

Now I’ve got a feeling Sienna Miller’s vagina is more like the kind of shoe you’d pick up at the second hand store for 50 cents, you know mismatched, discolored and slowly turning grey, loose and falling apart, worn by many people and fucking stinks because of some infection that was left behind, with a weird rough patch near the toe and a hole in the sole…..if you know what I mean….

And here is Sienna Miller not wearing any shoes going through Airport security, showing off her dirty hippie, free spirited, fun loving, slut feet that I know at least one guy has cum all over…..

Posted in:Bare Feet|Sienna Miller

2009

06

Mar

Watch Sienna Miller Walk of the Day

There was a time whe I used to park myself outside random places, whether it was in the park watching girls walk with their families and friends, or on a busy downtown street watching girls go from store to store, or even stop for a coffee, or at a mall watching girls walk into various lingerie or bikini stores, or even outside an all girls school to see the girls walk by in their school girl outfits, and it was never as boring as posting pictures watching Sienna Miller in some dumpy jeans walking. I just wanted to make that clear, in the event you were wondering whether real life ass is better than pictures of real life ass.

Posted in:Ass|Sienna Miller|Walking

2008

11

Sep

Sienna Miller Hides from the Paparazzi of the Day

Seeing Sienna Miller hiding from the paparazzi because she doesn’t like the press she’s getting for being a homewrecking slut and is ashamed of herself for being a homewrecking slut, but not ashamed enough to pursue a married man by throwing her drunk desperate vagina at him when they were working together, reminds me a lot of my sex life. Not because it involves these Hollywood stories of passion, but because everytime I ever woke up with a hard on next to a girl I brought home with me after a night of hard drinking, who I’d wake up by trying to shove my dick inside her ass and my fingers inside her mouth would scream, jump out of bed, run to the corner of the room in the fetal postion while covering her face and shaking in fear, but all those games never stopped me, sure maybe it wasn’t role playing, but if I told myself at the time I’d have to come to terms with the fact that I actually raped them and I slept a lot easier thinking that it was just an act on their part.

Posted in:Hiding|Paparazzi|Sienna Miller

2008

25

Aug

Sienna Miller is on a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

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So Sienna Miller and her homewrecking self was out on a yacht in a bikini the other day. I know she’s usually a little more liberal about her tits and lets them out every chance she gets but even the oldest, sloppiest and digusting nudist has to put their pants on sometimes. I am not really feelin the whole Sienna Miller thing right now, I went through a phase where I liked her skinny, cokeslut, partying ways because she looked like she took loads on her face, didn’t shower and didn’t believe in condoms, but like everything, good things come to an end and I am bored of her.

What I am not bored of is the life of luxury she’s livin’ and have decided that I want the same kind of lifestyle and just haven’t figured out how to pull it off, but I guess like anything, it’s best to start with an attitude. Just the other day, a woman was raising money or Filipino kids and was standing outside a pharmacy asking for anything I could give. You know, trying to make me feel guilty by showing me a picture of some starving kid who looked like it had a better lifestyle than me, so I told her that I don’t mind helping out because it feels like I am investing in my future house keeper. She didn’t laugh, but I still gave her a dollar so I feel it was my right to be an asshole. It was like I paid for the opportunity to be an asshole. So if you don’t want to deal with pricks, don’t approach random homeless lookin people asking for money for a stupid cause.

Either way, I save lives and Sienna Miller wears bikinis on yachts and here are the pics.

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Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|Yacht

2008

14

Jul

Sienna Miller Hangs Out Naked With Married Dudes of the Day

I like Sienna Miller and I don’t entirely know why. She looks ratty and her tits look kinda shitty, but the truth is that she’s not fat and she looks like someone who likes to get down. We’ve seen her naked many times before so the scandal in these pics is not the fact that she’s naked, but that she’s naked with Balthazar Getty, a married dude with 4 kids.

I am not one who respects cheating, I think it’s pretty selfish and a pussy move because by a greedy person who wants all that comes his way, without caring about the other person involved and that is the main reason why I crossed my fingers when I took my wedding vows, because I didn’t really want to limit myself. So sure, in this marriage I have been unfaithful as far as my wife is concerned, but I can sleep easy at night knowing that I was never really committed to her to begin with, it’s just a paper agreement, not to mention my wife is disgusting and has got way worse over the years leaving me no real choice.

I can understand why a dude with 4 kids and a boring wife would stray for some nudist celebrity slut who likes to fuck and who probably pumped some life into his seemingly dead spirits but that doesn’t mean it’s the nice thing to do, so while Balthazar Getty is being an asshole to his family, he’s a key factor in bringing us these pics so his cheating ways have done a positive for the world on a bigger scale and if his wife can’t see that and holds that against him, then she’s just unreasonable and self serving and that’s no woman who deserves to keep her husband because his actions leading to a naked Sienna Miller should be celebrated and not punished and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Naked|Sienna Miller|Tits

2008

15

Apr

Sienna Miller’s Hot Cocaine Body Rocks a Cameltoe in a Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller is good to go. She’s got an amazing cocaine body and I love that she doesn’t mind showing it off like some free spirited vegan feminist in sandals with a huge bush, but unlike the vegan feminist, Sienna Miller doesn’t rip cocks off men everywhere and hold them over her head like she’s carrying some Olympic torch in her quest to take the penis down, but instead begs for it to be stuck inside her because it’s a lazy day and she just feels like smoking some cigarettes, drinking some wine and laying on white linens naked all day after getting fucked.

Sure it could just be misrepresentation and misinterpretation, but she seems to be the good kind of hippie, the kind who is into fucking but who lives in luxury lofts, wears designer clothes and has enough money to pay me child support after I K-Fed her. Not that I ever will, but you get what I’m saying here, her vagina’s so hungry it’s eating her white bikini bottoms and that to me is enough proof of what I just wrote. Reality is that none of us will find out, but you can try to pretend you are while masturbating. It wouldn’t be a first time for you…at least you’re giving your dead relatives who are watching over you something to watch and by watch I mean be ashamed of…I guess it’s your kind of over-acheiving or some shit, you know adding chronic masturbater to being an unemployed, overweight loser on welfare in his mom’s basement is kind of an achievement.

Posted in:Bikini|Cameltoe|Cocaine|Sienna Miller

2008

14

Apr

Sienna Miller is Showing Some Tit on the Beach of the Day

Sienna Miller looks like a girl who likes to fuck, but then again so do most girls, but that’s just because I am a pervert and look at the world through my own kind of rose colored glasses where every girl I come across is a total slut in my fantasies and love taking it from every angle. It makes life a lot more fun to live, which is something I need because pretty much all other aspects of my life are some kind of sick joke that God’s playing on me, not to mention that even my rose-colored glasses view on the world has a serious downside and that is that none of those sluts are getting with me.

Speaking of sluts who aren’t getting down with me, here are some pictures of Sienna Miller running around on the beach and in the ocean like some kind of girl on vacation because she has made enough money to keep her out of having a normal 9-5 career where she has to sleep with her boss to get a raise or even a career stripping, but the good news is that she’s still doing the whole getting naked for money shit, just on a hire pay scale and in the movies so that she can easily convince us that it’s her craft and not using her body for profit, not that it takes any convincing for any of us because we like looking at it.

The truth is that all girls should take her lead, there’s really no purpose for bikini tops, it’s just some conservative American formality that takes away from my fun. They just get in the way, they leave annoying tan lines like some kind of Playboy Model, Pornstar or slut from the 90s and hide a natural tool used to feed our offspring that we should be celebrating. Covering them up isn’t giving them the justice they deserve, it’s some oppressive shit and the truth is that they are often more interesting to look at then the slut they belong to so if there’s one body part you shouldn’t be allowed to show off, it’s that ugly face of yours, so wrap it up like you’re in Muslim country now and show me your motherfucking tits, like Sienna Miller’s doing…..

Posted in:Bikini|Sienna Miller|Topless