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2010

23

Jul

Sophie Monk is a Fucking Clown of the Day

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I think Sophie Monk has finally accepted her level of talent and may be taking her talent to the place it belongs…the sick kids ward at the hospital…where she dresses like a hobo in oversized torn jeans, puts on a straw hat and a clown nose and juggles for them…unfortuanately I couldn’t get in on the actual pathetic performance of her hanging on to her pride by finding anyone willing to watch to perform for whether it is paying or not…but I did get these pictures of her walking around in part of her costume…..and I also have these words of wisdom for her…cuz as a girl…with a pretty hot body…there will always be dudes willing to watch her perform as long as her performing involves her being half naked…whether in video, on stage, at bachelor parties…she just has to embrace that instead of trying whatever it is she’s been trying and failing at the last few years …

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2010

22

Jul

Sophie Monk in Some Shorts of the Day

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Sophie Monk must be working on her image cuz what she had going for her wasn’t working out so well…even though dudes wanted to fuck her Paris Hilton Herpe Pussy…because she’s gone and darkened her hair color, I guess a bimbo’s strategy to get the more sophisticated roles I guess she’s been getting rejected for…and I guess by sophisticated roles, I mean any fucking role, cuz I don’t think this bitch works…I mean other than the streets for the paparazzi trying to increase her popularity and stock to film producers who are reading these blogs to see who they can get on deal cuz they are really desperate….and I guess that explains her clown facial expressions, like shit is a casting couch, to show off her talent, cuz this is her chance to get seen by all those people slamming the door on her face after taking a blowjob….

The whole thing is pretty sad….poor little Australian from the Trailer Park just trying to make it in America….but not sad enough cuz the sex tape hasn’t hit yet…but I can promise you it will. She’s just that kind of girl.

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2010

18

Jun

Sophie Monk’s Sweatpant Ass Getting Into a Car of the Day

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I know sweatpants aren’t always the best choice in pants if you’re looking to make your ass look good, but nobody told herped up Sophie Monk…you know Australians are a different breed of trash and it wasn’t until the late 80s that they were even able to buy Levis, so there fashion sense is a few generations behind I guess, especially when the Australian in question is some cheesy, tacky, useless bitch trying to be famous cuz she’s decided she’s too good to going back to live in the trailer park she was from, and she’s gonna do all she can or fuck all the right men that she can to make sure she makes a good life for herself…even though beauty is fleeting, she looks sloppy with a flat ass, and her pussy is rockin’ Paris Hilton herpes cuz her Fiance cheated on her with Paris….making her pretty fuckin’ gutter…but the paparazzi still cares…and I guess so do I…but I’d fuck pretty much anything…including a bucket of minced meat, but only if it was left out in the sun to warm up and was wearing extensions…if you know what I mean…

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2010

20

May

Sophie Monk Scratches her Big Itchy Cunt of the Day

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Sophie Monk is known for having big pussy lips. She is constantly caught with random clothing jacked up inside her pretty much everytime the paparazzi is around. She is also known for having herpes that she got from her cheating fiance who she was trying to ride to the top before realizing that Paris Hilton was riding him hard enough to leave everyone itchy and scabby and now bitch is tending to the shit in public because everyone already knows her condition and there are no secrets amongst friends….especially when you do everything you fucking can to get noticed despite not having any marketable skills….

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2010

14

May

Sophie Monk and her Nipples Aren’t Totally Useless of the Day

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A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress….

Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress….

Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed….

Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day

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2010

13

May

Sophie Monk Showing Off Her Leg of the Day

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Sophie Monk is a waste of fucking space. I don’t really know what she does or what she is trying to do but I do know that the only thing good about her is how eager the bitch is when it comes to getting noticed…unfortunately not eager enough to release flash her tits, or pussy or even send me exclusive panty shots or release a sex tape yet…something I thought she’d come up with as her big PR push back when Paris Hilton stole her boyfriend, and something I hope she gets into before she gets too old or fat, because seeing her fuck is better than actually fucking her, thanks to her Paris Hilton strain of designer, expensive herpes, unless you are like me and every other guy I know, who either already have herpes or don’t mind getting herpes for 4 minutes of pleasure….

Either way, nice legs…

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2010

07

Apr

Sophie Monk in a Bikini for Ralph Magazine of the Day

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I don’t understand Sophie Monk, but I really don’t understand how these men’s magaziens stay in business. Seriously, even when I was younger, dumber and they were considered innovative back when they first hit I couldn’t really figure out what the fuck the point of them was….

The whole idea of content targeted to the average dudes was just too fucking homo…the only thing to make the closet cases feel less gay about reading the shit was the pictures of the half naked chicks that were only worthy of jerking off to if you were stuck somewhere without access to actual porn. The whole thing was obvious, bullshit, not interesting and seriously for the average moron male and I’m not a fucking intellectual here, I’m just not a fucking retard…

So when I see shit like Ralph, I get frustrated knowing it’s made a lot of people rich….but when I see that they got Sophie Monk in a bikini, I can ignore that fact, not because it’s worth jerking off to, or even that great, or even exciting knowing that she’s trying as hard as she can to stay in the shadow of the limelight she almost got into but it is better than lookin at my wife in a bikini….

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2010

24

Mar

Sophie Monk Showing Off Leg of the Day

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There’s just something about Sophie Monk that I can’t get enough of. Sure she’s a useless whore who can’t get work who latches on anything she can to get noticed..

Her meal ticket cheated on her with Paris Hilton a long time ago, and I’m pretty sure that left her with herpes and since then she was just filler who walks around Hollywood and people take pictures of when they don’t have better people to take pictures of…

She has tried really hard to become famous from nude scenes, to scandals, to staged bikini pictures, but for some reason nothing ever sticks, except maybe her herpes, since that shit is for life…but that’s more reason to like her…she’s hungry and she looks good and is the exact person I would pretend I was a producer to get in her pants…and it would work…even though I look homeless and smell like piss…..

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2010

22

Feb

Sophie Monk is a Cripple of the Day

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Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint Sophie Monk and her big vagina, not that herpes have ever stopped me before, but it’s always nice to remind everyone before they jerk off to her newest festish pics, which are of her bruised up, beat up, near death, crippled body that’s easy to rape cuz it can’t run the fuck away.

Bonus – Here’s about as close as I can get to where her pubic hair should be if she didn’t murder it, like Benji Madden murdered her vagina…I guess it’s nice to see she’s not letting that stop her…

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2010

05

Feb

Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

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I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…

That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….

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