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Archive for the Sophie Monk Category

2010

22

Feb

Sophie Monk is a Cripple of the Day

Sophie Monk was in car accident, I didn’t know, cuz she doesn’t matter, especially since her big constantly cameltoed no matter how thick her pants are vagina was in an accident too, thanks to her ex-future-husband’s wandering dick that went for a swim in Paris Hilton’s herpe-ridden sewage pipe of a vagina, only to taint Sophie Monk and her big vagina, not that herpes have ever stopped me before, but it’s always nice to remind everyone before they jerk off to her newest festish pics, which are of her bruised up, beat up, near death, crippled body that’s easy to rape cuz it can’t run the fuck away.

Bonus – Here’s about as close as I can get to where her pubic hair should be if she didn’t murder it, like Benji Madden murdered her vagina…I guess it’s nice to see she’s not letting that stop her…

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Posted in:Cripple|Sophie Monk

2010

05

Feb

Sophie Monk’s Big Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

I am pretty sure Sophie Monk likes drawing attention to her pussy. Last week, she made a statement about her vagina, saying something like it’s not as big as you think it is based on all the cameltoes she gets. Leading me to believe that this latch-on, bottom-feeding nobody wants people talking about her pussy, because I am pretty sure the majority of people don’t even know who she is, let alone that she’s got a fucking big pussy that always gets caught up in her cameltoe. It’s like some kind of publicity stunt I don’t fucking understand, like a kid who can’t keep his hands off his genitals in public, getting everyone to laugh awkwardly, except on a girl we’d all like to fuck, because she’s got a good enough body, and fulfills our Muppet sex fantasy, provided we didn’t know she had Paris Hilton’s herpes from when her meal ticket cheated on her…

That said, here she is in another pair of tight pants, that I can only assume she wears a cameltoe prosthetic or tries to jack up in her drunk, so that the 5 people who still bother with her put it on their websites….and I’m okay with that shit, cuz tight pussy hugging pants have always been fun….so I think she should keep up on this marketing strategy since it works for me……cuz I love seeing the shape of a girl’s pussy – no matter how disgusting the bitch or her pussy is….

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Posted in:Big Vagina|Sophie Monk

2010

26

Jan

Sophie Monk’s Nipples Cry for Attention of the Day

Sophie Monk is filming a pilot called “Bigger Than Paris”. I assume she’s talking about her pussy because last time I checked, her Good Charlotte boyfriend left her for Paris Hilton and I’ve never heard about of a man dumping a woman or leaving a woman for someone with a bigger pussy.

I guess this is Sophie Monk’s passive aggressive away for getting back at Paris for giving her herpes indirectly and more importantly stealing her meal ticket fiance who she used to try to make it in the American market….

It’s clearly a joke or a desperate attempt for attention that will obviously fail but failure is something she’s gotta be used to by now….and I guess that, coupled with the herpes is what makes Sophie Monk and I soul mates,

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Posted in:Sophie Monk|Work

2009

14

Dec

Sophie Monk Shows Her Legs for her Dirty 30 of the Day

It turns out that Sophie Monk turned 30 over the weekend and I take satisfaction in knowing that she is no where near where she wanted to be at 30 in terms of success in her career in her life plan…knowing she used to sit in her class back in high school telling everyone how she’s going to be famous and how she’s going to be a celebrity and how they’ll be taught that math is not needed when you’re fabulous….and I just love knowing she knows she’s a failure and I hope she hangs up her muppet face and becomes the gutter stripper her hot body leads me to think she was really destined to be…Happy fucking birthday.

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Posted in:30|Legs|Sophie Monk

2009

07

Dec

Sophie “The Muppet” Monk Shows Off Her Calves Cuz Her Pussy Probably Has Herpes of the Day

The last time I got off to calf porn, I was watching 6 baby cows were breast feeding off some lactating whore with a salt lick inserted in her meaty fucking pussy. It wasn’t some Australian piece of shit nobody in short leggings who is only famous in the USA because she fucked some band member of some band I don’t know why is famous only to have him leave her for Paris Hilton leaving her forced to try all the tricks in Hollywood to get famous from getting naked in movies, to having the paparazzi follow her around to her latest idea which must be to be the only living muppet in America because as time goes on she looks more and more like something Jim Hansen invented to jerk off to…only unlike her felt and wire counterpart, this bitch has no talent, little kids don’t flock to her and her song and dance, all she really has going for her is herpes and not just any herpes…the Paris Hilton strain….which isn’t really saying much about her talent other than that she doesn’t use condoms…which I guess is good enough for me….here are the pics…

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Posted in:Calves|Muppet|Sophie Monk

2009

03

Dec

Sophie Monk Does the Pregnancy Cover-Up Pose of the Day

Here is Sophie Monk rubbing up on Santa Claus like he was one of the Good Charlotte sisters because I guess she misses the touch of another man, or maybe because ever has fond memories of a man dressed in a Santa suit sneaking in her bedroom late on Christmas Eve, only to take off her little panties and have his way with her, telling her not to tell anyone, because it was their little secret because she’s been such a good girl all year and she’s Santa’s favorite, not realizing that it was just her creepy dad molesting her on the one night he knew he could get away with it, since everyone knows Santa doesn’t exist and her story would lose all credibility before it started..or maybe it is because the dude in the Santa suit is the Executive General Manager of V Airlines and she figures she’ll be able to fly home for cheap anytime she needs when she has no money cuz she can’t get work cuz she’s in with him….and none of this is the point of the post…

The point of the post is that my photographer friend told me that when you see someone in this stance, with their hands on their hips and elbows pointed outwards, they are trying to hide the fact that they gained weight. It’s like people see their elbows and ignore their waistline. It is the oldest trick in the fucking book to make themselves look thinner, to hide the fact that they have a gut, thanks to a Good Charlotte internal cumshot that’s left a baby growing inside them that they refuse to abort because they think it means security, stability and it is the best revenge for him leaving her for Paris Hilton before crawling back to her one lonely night in Australia…

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Posted in:Cover-Up|Pregnancy|Santa Claus|Sophie Monk

2009

01

Dec

Sophie Monk and her “Baby” Publicity Stunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is up on another publicity stunt where she tipped up the paparazzi to follow her to the baby clothes store to get people talking about whether or not she is pregnant with the Good Charlotte sister’s baby, even though no one gives a fuck about her or the Paris Hilton herpes dick cumming inside her. She’s a nobody, she’s a nothing, she looks like a fucking muppet I want to cum all over and even cum inside at risk of getting her herpes because I figure when her herpes virus meet my herpes virus they’ll have a fuckin herpes party to keep them herpes busy even though she’s over and done with….and pretty much fucking useless…using this pregnancy as her last fucking attempt….

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Posted in:Publicity Stunt|Sophie Monk

2009

11

Nov

Some More Pics of Sophie Monk Showing Off her Legs of the Day

Sophie Monk is pretty much a nobody who eveyrone talks about. Some people find her hot, other people find that she looks like some kind of cheap blow-up doll or muppet Jim Hansen created to fuck instead of using his wife, because when you lock yourself in a workshop with nothing but a lot of felt, fake hair and a wild imagination, anything can fucking happen, even Sophie Monk.

The only reason I post on her is because I like the fact that her fiance, who is probably the lamest motherfucker in the music industry, ditched her for fucking Paris Hilton, that’s seriously fucking insulting and seeing her struggle to get attention by calling the paparazzi, getting in bikins and all that shit, because it turns out he was her strategy to get in the magazines before, is even funnier than the fact that she got Paris Hiton’s herpes all over her twat….

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Posted in:Legs|Sophie Monk

2009

09

Nov

Sophie Monk Still Looks Like a Muppet I Want to Fuck of the Day

You know you are either seriously desperate or very fucking weird or Amish to be able to get off to a girls bra as seen thru her sleeve when she lifts her arm and you notice realize shit may be sheer. That’s the kind of thing that was even too obscure or non sexual to me when I was a teenager and was able to jerk off to panty lines in gym clothes, but I guess as we get older our standards and priorities shift, because that’s just what being a pervert is all about, and all of a sudden shit that never turned us on starts to because we’ve become so accustomed to standard turn ons, and because there is just something mystical and erotic about shitting on a girls face, if you know what I mean…

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Posted in:Hot|Muppet|Sophie Monk