Stacy Keibler did the right thing this Thanksgiving….and got into a fucking bikini…sure she needs a hell of a lot less life jacket and a lot more crawling around on all fours – but as a bottom feeder who hasn’t left his couch in what must be weeks – there an outline of my ass crack when I go to take pisses…. I always take what I can get…
This Raphael Mazzuco book called Culo keeps getting better….I already posted ass pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Bianca Balti, Christie Teigan, Irina Shayk and I posted ass pictures of Nicole Scherzinger and now I am posting picture of Stacy Keibler’s ass, all gold panited and amazing….probably the hottest ass picture from the book yet….I mean other than Kate Upton….who I just don’t like admitting is hot….because she’s chubby and going to end up very very fat when she hits 25….and I like being the guy who says “I told you so”….instead of appreciate hotness today…
The unfortunate thing in all this that George Clooney is a homo and doesn’t take advantage of this long legged, wrestling trophy of an ass more ass should look like…..she’s just a stand in woman to hide all his gay sex…but maybe after seeing this pic…he’ll do her up the ass…cuz even faggots gotta appreciate this ass….
Stacy Keibler is so happy that her career that eneded a few years ago with Dancing With the Stars is making a comeback now that she’s either fucking Clooney, or pretending to fuck Clooney, cuz Clooney is rumored to be a poofter, and these bitches are rumored to be low level who sign contracts and do the pretend girlfriend for the exposure…Hollywood is a business after all….a business that has left Keibler happy as shit people are standing outside her house with camera, and following her to the airport, so happy she’s letting them snap off the ass shots…a rare fucking event in the paprazzi world…since they are all on celeb payroll and have rules to follow if they want to get paid…but maybe Keibler’s not at that level yet…who cares, here’s her ass and her long strong leg.
Stacy Keibler posted this picture of her bikini bottoms on twitter…because the press from fucking George Clooney isn’t enough for her….and the fact that he won’t cum in her is making the illegitimate pregnancy angle impossible for now….but she is doing follow up work…to remind us she’s still here while people are talking about her, by posting some bikini bottome pics to twitter and despite not having enough tit or leg in them, they’re hot enough for me…but that’s cuz I fuck fat girls….and hate fat girls….Enjoy.
George Clooney has decided to premiere his new pussy, Stacy Keibler, who happens to be hotter than his Italian pussy from Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars cuz her claim to fame was fucking George Clooney…..
And the next thing about Stacy Keibler is that she comes in the form of an ex WWF wrestler who already did Dancing with the Stars, cuz she’s a leader bottom feeder, not a latch on bottom feeder like Canalis…. and her legs are long legs that give her the kind of body you would not associate with being wrestling body….I mean if pro wrestling women were actually about wrestling and not about giving people somethine to jerk off to in order for the whole experience to not be a gay thing….which I guess is also Clooney’s hope…cuz no one wants to question their sexuality….so they give us < a href="http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2011/09/12/top-stacy-keibler-wrestling-videos-of-the-day" target="_blank"> SCENES LIKE THIS ….but then again…they also gave us Chyna ….who knows…who cares…
Stacy Keibler was just unveiled as George Clooney’s latest jump-off i, or girl he takes out in public like they are his exclusive girlfriend, even though he’s plotting the next vagina to stick his dick in, not that he needs to plot, it kinda just lands on his dick, because being George Clooney means there’s always another ridiculously hot girl around the corner dying to have George Clooney inside them. He’s the kind of guy who 99 percent of married women, even the religious ones, would cheat on their husbands with, because he’s been marketed as this superhero of a bachelor no woman can tame……
I figured what better opportunity than this to post Stacy Kibler wrestling videos from where her career started, on the WWE, before her career ended on Dancing with the Stars….
She was the tool to make Wrestling, the gayest activity to watch on TV, actually hot enough for straight guys to jerk off to, because legs like this are insane….especially when half naked and grindin’…even though I still think wrestling is some serious trashy gayness…but here was their temporary light of hope….
I don’t understand how the paparazzi can be this close to a bitch, so close she walks by the motherfucker in tights, and the fucker doesn’t turn around and grab some ass pictures…If I was a paparazzi, there’d be a hell of a lot more zoomed in tit pics, and crotch shots, leading me to think maybe that’s my true calling, cuz if you can’t get it done for you the way you want it done, you gotta go get it yourself, but I’m not prepared to get arrested for hiding in closets jerking off with an iphone camera pointed at the bed while the bitch sleeps…so these will have to do.
Esquire really wants people to know these pictures are theirs…It’s like having an annoying roommate who puts her name on her can of beans so that you don’t steal them…even though they cost 80 fucking cents you ghetto fucking bitch…or it’s like the bratty only child who invites you to his birthday party when you were growing up but who won’t let you touch the atari and instead makes you watch him play it….it’s like the short rich dude with the hot girlfriend who needs everyone to know she belongs to him…making a spectacle of the shit in the most annoying way….
We get it Esquire, you got Stacy Kiebler, a Dancing with the Stars contestant 5 years ago, to strip down into her undewear cuz she had nothing better to do with herself, you know since Dancing With The Stars was pretty much the last we saw of her legs, unless you’re one of those creepy people into wrestling and the women who are part of it….
Not that it matters…print magazines are dead….it’s just a matter of time….and here are the pictures…
I know these aren’t the hottest pictures of Stacy Keibler and I am not sure recent hot pics of Stacy Keibler even exist. She kinda faded after her DWTS stint a few years ago and hasn’t really been heard from since…at least not by me….and I almost forgot she existed, until the other day when some site sent me a press release that Stacy Keibler was the most searched pussy on their site…people were still going there and searching for pictures of her…because they are clearly emotionally fucked up and can’t get over a fantasy of the past….kinda like going through your high school girlfriend’s facebook looking for a bikini pic to jerk off to for old times cuz you don’t own any of that shit since it was before digital cameras and even before girls openly wore bikinis to the beach….you know the 80s and their one-pieces…only without the whole relationship…
I find the whole thing weird…Just let it go man…let Stacy Keibler age gracefully into a wrinkled mess who once had legs the world wanted to wear as a scarf….Move on.
Here are some Stacy Keibler legs, not because I care about Stacy Keibler, or because she’s done anything relevant, but because someone keeps sending me fucking emails about how none of these hollywood bitches have legs that compare to Stacy Keibler, I figure that dude also has every picture she’s ever been in printed up and stuck to his wall with cum, a pillowcase with her face printed on it and a rubber vagina he refers to as Stacy, cuz the average person has probably forgot about Stacy Keibler since Dancing with the Stars and her Wrestling….but I guess maybe these legs will remind you.
I think it’s almost funny that wearing leggings are enough reason to get me to post on the site, even though every fucking girl and her mother and maybe even her grandmother are rockin’ leggings these days, like shit isn’t skin tight, ass and pussy hugging and the closest I’ll ever get to seeing them naked. I guess it is evolution of the cocktease slut, as the cocktease slut is wider spread than ever, and soon enough bitches will be walking around the city naked, pointing to their pussies asking if you want it only to say “you can’t have it” so you act like the caveman you are and take it because there’s only so much cocktease a man can take before raping.
I hate wrestling and every cheesy motherfucker involved in the shit. Whether it is the closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers who watch the shit, or the business men exploiting the idiot wrestlers and closet case redneck trashy motherfuckers to make huge fucking money. I think it’s a joke that should have never picked up and become popular and I think it’s a testament of just how shitty the USA and capitalism is, because if anyone can become a billionaire of something so stupid, you know you’re in a pretty fucked up place.
That said, Stacy Keibler’s lookin’ good in a bikini, but I’m capable of remembering her at her peak as the legs on Dancing with the Stars and that’s really all I have to say about this….
I know she wasn’t in a horrible motorcycle accident, or that she’s not a diabetic who doesn’t follow treatment, or one of those weirdos who obsesses over losing limbs even though they don’t need to lose limbs. I know she didn’t step on a land mind, I know she wasn’t tortured by enemy spies, I know she didn’t get the flesh eating disease and I know she’s not an amputee, so obviously she would still have legs, I just didn’t remember how amazing they were….you know cuz this bitch is hardly relevant anymore…
I like to reference things I think suck by calling them “gayer than bicycle shorts” because bicycle shorts are pretty fucking gay. Unfortunately, Stacy Keibler is putting my theory to the test by wearing a pair, because when they are on some useless ex-wrestling, Dancing with the Stars slut and are short, tight, and hugging her pussy, all while showing off her long legs, there’s little gay about this shit. Even if she wore this outfit while suckin’ off a dude getting fucked up the ass by another dude in some kind of bi-sexual porn, I’d still have trouble calling it gay and I may be forced to start calling thing I think suck “gayer than two dudes riding a motorcycle” because that is always fuckin’ gay.
Speakin of Gay, I went to grab a coffee earlier and there was some dude who reminded me of you in front of me. He was an awkward lookin’ guy you’d expect collects action figures and plays a lot of videogames and has very few friends. I looked over at him and noticed a gob of fuckin’ cum hanging from the side of his head like he just finished jerking off to anime and the orgasm was built up for so long because he’s mom never gives him fuckin’ privacy and dude didn’t realize it like he was in that Something About Mary scene but less Jewish. I found the whole thing disgusting and tried not to make it obvious, but my gagging sounds were kinda hard to pass off as gas. It was fuckin’ vile but I get free coffee at that place so I’m not about to let some virgin’s cummy hair ruin that for me like they’ve ruined posting celebrity nipple pictures by giving me a bad name and confusing people into thinking I am one of them.
Some dude just dropped a your mom joke on me and I fucking love your mom jokes, not because I find them that inspiring or creative and totally played the fuck out, but because my mom died when I was a kid and I like to reverse the your mom joke on the motherfucker because any normal person feels bad about droppin that shit on me and that is a lot funnier than saying “your mom” or “that’s what your mom said”. So today I told some dude that he’s awesome for hooking me up with something and he said “that’s what your mom said” and I said:
You know my mom? I thought she died when i was 5…I guess she just ran away from us and the priest who ran the orphanage told us she had died because he didn’t want us feeling like we were abandoned. Tell her I say hi and that I expect my birthday and christmas gifts from the last 32 years in cash.
Here are pictures of the arrivals of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because I know that girls get off on seeing other girls in their lingerie. It’s like some competitive shit that makes them feel sexy and insecure and makes them want to suck their boyfriend’s dick harder than ever all at the same time, in some weird trying to reclaim that they are the most desirable vagina or some shit.
Hayden Panettiere’s Researching for the Day She Graduates Out of Her Midget Training Bra
Stacy Keibler’s Legs Need a Bra of their Own….cuz They Are So Long, They Are Like a Person of Their Own
Eva Longoria is Mexican and Doesn’t Buy Her Underwear in Packs of 6 from Wal Mart
Rachel Leigh Cook’s Cleavage Lookin’ For Support
Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge because they are Useless
Kat Von D wearing some Crazy fucking Pants cuz She’s Such an Original and Not Trying Hard at All….
Ana Oritz because She’s Got Some Good Cleavage, But I have No Idea Who She Is…