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2014

21

Nov

Tara Reid in a Bikini of the Day

I guess I’ve made fun of Tara Reid over the last decade, where she fell out of the hollywood scene, to become a perpetual spring breaker, because I guess the whole thing was kind of funny to watch. A girl, who at one time was an it girl, not really in every movie, but still one that people jerked off to, throwing it away, to rage like a Sorority girl on some kind of herpes mission…it was weird…but not as weird as when her franken-tit were exposed, which could have been her turning point, you know because it was humilating to her, since botched tit jobs you decide to flash on the red carpet can be traumatic…

I am sure I’ve called her a zombie, skeletor, corpse…I may have even done a death watch…but the fact is at 40, she still looks good, even if she’s in movie make-up, malnourished and even sickly from the alocholism….at least she’s not fat, weathered, and disgusting…

Meaning like Sharknado, I am happy for her comeback…especially when it is half naked like this…

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2014

19

Aug

Tara Reid’s Instagram Bikini Pics Continue of the Day

I guess Tara Reid is trolling us…but I can’t really be too sure.

It’s like she’s either loving all the attention she’s finally getting again, thanks to being in Sharknado, a job she probably signed up to thinking was the end for her, but was just desperate to get some income, that totally turned around for her…something she doesn’t want to let dry up like her body…

Or she knows she looks like a zombie corpse coming to eat our brains in some Springbreak themed straight to netflix low budget movie that can afford her 1000 dollar day rate, but can’t afford a make-up artist, so they’ll just ride of her malnourished body and soul, thanks to drinking, drugs and some of the worst fake tits ever bought…that she’s signed up to.

And the weird thing is that I love it. I think she thinks she looks hotter than I think she does….but in my defines I have an frail, old, leathery like a boot of a woman who has lived the beach party life 40 years too long, a real lifer, too weak to run, but never too week for body shots…fetish

I think these are her third set of bikini pics in the last 10 days…genius.

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2014

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Bikini Pics of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…The sick thing in all this Tara Reid has is a living corpse, something that is trendy in this Zombie obsessed era, is that I still think she’s hot…her Breast Implants, the same ones that humiliated her enough to throw her into her perpetual spring break until “Sharknado” happened because she was out of money, and more importantly out of relevance, and clubs were no longer willing to comp her drinks, because being the girl in American Pie is fun and all, but not when no one gives a fuck and it just ends up costing money trying to fuel her booze soaked life…

I wish this was the opening scene to the sex tape….and I’ve never liked early stages of menopause porn…

I guess with Tara Reid, I’m just nostalgic, or drawn to her crackhead, weak looking, distended belly like this was a “for a price of a cup of coffee per day, you can feed this bitch, because she’s more into ripping lines”…

I’m in love.

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2014

13

Aug

Tara Reid Does Bikini Pics of the Day

Tara Reid is a corpse of a woman all thanks to being a perpetual party girl…it has been spring break since she finished American Pie and made a few millions…and now she’s pushing 40, having a resurgence in her career and figures it’s time to do some bikini selfies because she’s not fat…but still looks so fucking disgusting that I love it…but I always like starving crackheads posing with COKE…

She represents a better time, but I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and it is funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…looking to weak to run. This is porn to me…She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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2014

09

Apr

Tara Reid Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

Every time I see Tara Reid doing a self produced bikini fashion show despite being in her mid 40s…I feel great joy.

These pictures she posted on twitter are the highlight of my day…which may not be saying much about my day….

I don’t know if it is because she represents a better time, or if I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and is still at it well into her 40s….Maybe I just find it funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…because she’s not fat….like some kind of novelty act…or maybe this is porn to me…

She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

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2013

25

Nov

Tara Reid’s Rocking a Bikini like She’s Not 100 Years Old of the Day

There was a time when Tara Reid was the hottest thing in Hollywood. The Megan Fox of her generation. The it girl cast in everything. That time was a long fucking time ago and with time sometimes it heals all wounds, but for the most part…it makes lovely things slowly rot away…from the most glorious of fruits, to the nicest flowers…to the ass you wanted to fuck…days turn into nights…and nights turn into weeks…and weeks turn into years…and years turn into asses that turn into shrivelled sad fleshy objects…that for some reason haven’t been informed that they shouldn’t be in bikinis and that Spring Break ended 15 years ago…for this 40 year old…or at least should have….


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2013

19

Aug

Tara Reid is in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Tara Reid is an angel sent from heaven, and by heaven I mean some perpetual Spring Break in the sky, that is always eternal, and filled with fat necked dudes and fake titty bitches, like a Vegas pool party, where all walks of life, usually horrible places, come to live out their celebrity fantasies like they were J.Lo…by the pool, listening to bad music, wearing shitty bikinis, looking’ awesome with their ravaged fake lip plastic surgery…all wasted as fuck looking for rich dudes to fuck because rich dudes have bottles for them to drink and fun hotel rooms to get smashed in…

I mean I don’t think it’s a horrible life, it’s better than any movie she’s been in, even though she may or may be a little old for this, but sometimes it doesn’t take throwing away your youth, having kids who rob your life to make you the 60 year old in the Foam party rocking’ a Glowstick to Daft Punk…sometimes you can just never bow down from the college days…

I still think she looks good in a bikini, but in my defence, I’ve had sex with sandwich meat before…and it wasn’t even fresh.

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2013

24

Jun

Tara Reid Bikini Crowd Surf of the Day

Tara Reid was at my friend Steve Aoki’s event at Wet Republic in Vegas this past weekend, and not only did he get a nice long hug from her, but he got her into one of his props, an inflatable dingy to ride the sea of people, like they were a sea of water…in some new generation crowd surfing, done by the old generation, because at 37, despite being tight bodied and big fake titty busty, she’s like the grandmother of Spring Break pool parties…a veteran since that’s all she’s been doing the last 2 decades, longer than most of the people at the party have been alive….I guess the kids still respond to her in ways they don’t respond to my old ass at pool parties, where I’m just there to creep on people, because I am not a celebrity…

I prefer Tara Reid holding onto her youth with more vagina lips…but I’ll take this adventurous old lady who may not be 40, but might as well be 40…and I’d still have sex with her as often as possible if I could. There’s just something about drunken messes I love that comes from how preserved they are from all the fumes they are riding off of…


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2013

22

Mar

Tara Reid Lives of the Day

There’s something really boring about seeing pics of Tara Reid where her shitty implant isn’t hanging out of her shirt, or her drunken medicated face isn’t melting off her head, in what looks like a “ready to die, this spring break party has gone on 15 years too long”….I mean, has she pulled it together, is she going to take a stab at acting again, is Tara Reid, who I assume is in her 40s now, ready to put down the cocaine and vodka and get conservative to make a few more million dollars to carry her into her retirement, a retirement we already assumed she has been on since she was 27….I mean so many question I don’t need answered, cuz ultimately, who gives a fuck about Tara Reid.

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