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2012

03

Oct

Tara Reid Upskirt of the Day


She does this on purpose….or maybe she is just a 40 year old wreck…living out her self-fulfilling Van Wilder life…of the perpetual mess at the college party…the never ending sloppy drunk falling all over the place with her vagina exposed…something she never had to grow out of…because it became the only thing she got paid to do….

There was a time when all her low quality acting brought hope of a lasting career for her…you know before the fake tits and wet t-shirt contests she was robbed of as a college drop out who was focused on her acting career….something she’s made up for…and the reality is…I find the whole thing pretty erotic…Never give up, don’t stop this feeling, keep going….#YOLO and really she hasn’t got much options…

I love trainwrecks….they are easier to seduce.


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2012

03

Aug

Tara Reid’s Hot Upskirt Party of the Day


I wish every day was Tara Reid day…..she is everything right with party sluts who are persistent and never fucking quit….who hit 40 with glory….all graceful and shit….I am so into this right now…she’s incredible.


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2012

10

Jul

Tara Reid in her Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Tara Reid is a Goddess….sure a Goddess of spring break backwash filled with vomit and STDs who you wouldn’t want to touch even if she lost her wallet and plane ticket home and needed a place to stay and was willing to exhcange her body unless you were me and into that kind of desparation…but at least she’s not fat…and more importantly at least she’s alive…there’s been some hard living had by her…and still rocks a bikini better than most 40 year olds…I am into it


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2012

07

May

Tara Reid Half Naked for Loaded of the Day

Tara Reid has had a pretty amazing life, but more importanly it is amazing that she still has a life….you know throwing away an acting career, that was still bottom feeding in shitty movie, was still a career that made her money consistently as well as made guys jerk off to her pre-implants, during botched tit job, and after titty upgrade….to become a perpetual party host drunk, living college spring break well into her 40s, and now with her big comeback tour of American Pie 47, featuring original gang of reject has-beens to keep the story continuity, she’s now getting some interest from other places….and who fucking cares…oh right I do…cuz she’s doing it half naked….Good little bottom feeder…not release a sex tape. It’s time.

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2012

21

Mar

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice.

You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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2011

13

Dec

Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see….

Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

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2011

08

Sep

Tara Reid’s Homeless Crackhead Who Has Given Up of the Day

As someone who loves crackwhores like Tara Reid loves LA and London, because I have have had some of the best sexual experiences with greasy, unshowered, haggard, women in soiled clothing….at least in terms of cost…cuz I figure skinny, emaciated, desperate, down on her luck, dirty and addicted to a variety of substances leads to more bang for my buck…so to me these pics of Tara Reid are more promising than any Red Carpet or glamorous event I’ve seen her attend, it’s even better than any VIP spring break party that hasn’t ended in the last decade she’s been caught up in, because I know under this sweatshirt are fake tits, and a hurting soul, who is going to make the wrong choices to get herself back to that happy place she was once at…and these damaged bitches always do that through sex…it’s a basic human need and only a small step away to the whoring of herself she’s used to….

Seriously, I’d totally bang Tara Reid from these pics in a back alley for 40 dollars tax in and you would too and I think that’s really what we need to focus on when we see such a mess of a human…

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2011

06

Sep

Tara Reid Slut in Red of the Day

Tara Reid FLASHED HER PANTIES IN THIS OUTFIT ….but I was far more interested in the condition of her legs…maybe because Tara Reid panties are a disgusting concept, even though I love sniffing the panties of party sluts, except maybe for tryng to decipher how much dry semen from how many men made that crusty residue….or maybe cuz panty flashes are just fucking obvious, boring, not sexy…while the skin falling off the legs of a pushing 40, once hot, always drunk international perpetual spring breaker, is almost erotic….but that’s just cuz I love emaciated, half dying bitches, too weak to run away, even when they are trying to make a media comeback because they’re running out of money cuz they haven’t worked since Lohan was in office.

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2011

19

Aug

Tara Reid’s Not Just an Irrelevant Party Slut Anymore of the Day

Tara Reid’s marriage publcicity stunt seems to be working. She got asked to present at some kind of award show that may have been a joke to actual celebrities, you know z-list at best, I think David Hasselhoff’s wife was up there presenting too, caliber of amazingly irrelevant….but shit’s better than anything this twat’s been up to the last 5 years, so big things coming and I’m just happy cuz I get to stare at the bottom half of her fake tit….in this weird dress…

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