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2012

21

Mar

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice.

You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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2011

13

Dec

Tara Reid to Clean Up This Place of the Day

Every once in a while I feeel dirty….you know too dirty to go on…maybe it has to do with my lack of a shower in a few days…or really a lack of any personal hygiene….or maybe it has to do with the fact that I can smell my own asshole while sitting because I don’t change pants or underwear pretty much ever….or maybe it’s all the unprotected sex I have…cuz condoms are for pussies…or maybe it is more poor diet, no exercise, hard drinking and occassional chain smoking…..but I know whenever I’m feeling my worst in terms of health…all it takes is a glance at perpetual chronic party girl Tara Reid and realize I’m not that bad…cuz I have a few more college spring breaks in me…while Tara Reid and her non-existent career is gonna’ Britney Murphy…just wait and see….

Now that I feel better about me….even though my life isn’t as luxurious as hers…..we can focus on what is important…like the hard truth that she’s not showing off her fucking implants like she’s supposed to…it’s the whole point of getting implants you bikini rockin’ keg standing trash. Get it together woman.

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2011

08

Sep

Tara Reid’s Homeless Crackhead Who Has Given Up of the Day

As someone who loves crackwhores like Tara Reid loves LA and London, because I have have had some of the best sexual experiences with greasy, unshowered, haggard, women in soiled clothing….at least in terms of cost…cuz I figure skinny, emaciated, desperate, down on her luck, dirty and addicted to a variety of substances leads to more bang for my buck…so to me these pics of Tara Reid are more promising than any Red Carpet or glamorous event I’ve seen her attend, it’s even better than any VIP spring break party that hasn’t ended in the last decade she’s been caught up in, because I know under this sweatshirt are fake tits, and a hurting soul, who is going to make the wrong choices to get herself back to that happy place she was once at…and these damaged bitches always do that through sex…it’s a basic human need and only a small step away to the whoring of herself she’s used to….

Seriously, I’d totally bang Tara Reid from these pics in a back alley for 40 dollars tax in and you would too and I think that’s really what we need to focus on when we see such a mess of a human…

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2011

06

Sep

Tara Reid Slut in Red of the Day

Tara Reid FLASHED HER PANTIES IN THIS OUTFIT ….but I was far more interested in the condition of her legs…maybe because Tara Reid panties are a disgusting concept, even though I love sniffing the panties of party sluts, except maybe for tryng to decipher how much dry semen from how many men made that crusty residue….or maybe cuz panty flashes are just fucking obvious, boring, not sexy…while the skin falling off the legs of a pushing 40, once hot, always drunk international perpetual spring breaker, is almost erotic….but that’s just cuz I love emaciated, half dying bitches, too weak to run away, even when they are trying to make a media comeback because they’re running out of money cuz they haven’t worked since Lohan was in office.

No, I don’t know what that means either. But FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HER PANTIES

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2011

19

Aug

Tara Reid’s Not Just an Irrelevant Party Slut Anymore of the Day

Tara Reid’s marriage publcicity stunt seems to be working. She got asked to present at some kind of award show that may have been a joke to actual celebrities, you know z-list at best, I think David Hasselhoff’s wife was up there presenting too, caliber of amazingly irrelevant….but shit’s better than anything this twat’s been up to the last 5 years, so big things coming and I’m just happy cuz I get to stare at the bottom half of her fake tit….in this weird dress…

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2011

17

Aug

Tara Reid’s Shitty Honeymoon Pics of the Day

Tara Reid’s shitty Honeymoon Pics with her Weird Looking, Likely Gay, Husband she’s probably paying were posted to twitter by what I can only assume was her publicist because Tara Reid definitely still has a staff behind her that needs to get paid and what better way to get work or at least money than to remind us assholes that she exists…I mean if I was a drunken party slut who was running out of American Pie money, I’d pretend to get married too…shit doesn’t fuck with a schedule like trying to hang on with Dancing with the Stars…

She/ her publicist wrote inspiring messages like “Happiness”, “Peace”, “Bulgaria we Love You”….insane…

She’s still hot…damaged…pushing 40 and still down to party hard in luxury cuz she was famous once…and as far as I’m concerned…that’s perfection…

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2011

15

Aug

Tara Reid’s Wedding Picture of the Day

So you may or may not know that Tara Reid got engaged and married yesterday while in Greece to a guy name Zack Keyahov….She’s already sold the pics to Life & Style in a pretty easy cash grab….

Now I’m not sure if he knew Tara Reid before yesterday, but if I was in his position I would have done the exact same thing….why the fuck not…some damaged ex celeb pussy is better than undamaged no name pussy…I mean except maybe in Tara Reid’s case because I’m convinced her twat looks like a ball-less scrotum….making this Zack Keyahov a likely homo sexual addicted to the attention he’s bound to be getting….and sex with her is a small price to pay for all the glory….especially since she lets him stick it up her ass cuz she understands his situation and prefers it to vaginal sex cuz it’s the only way she feels it…it is a small tradeoff to have people talking about her again…

Either way, married or not…attention whore in a perpetual party or not….I still think she’s luxurious and hot….and here is her lovely wedding pic I always thought I’d be in with her cuz I’m into drunk party sluts from the movies…

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2011

27

May

Tara Reid is the Perfect Party Favor of the Day

Here’s Tara Reid, showing off awesome second set of fake tits after the first set humiliated her as she parties in LA, because I guess the party has finally come full circle and the epic, never ending spring break story has finally come to an end…I’m I am kinda glad she didn’t die in the process like those other celebs who couldn’t handle the heat of the 5 year all night dance party….I’m talking to you Brittany Murphy.

Here she is in her regular clothes….

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2011

04

Apr

Tara Reid Not Drunk or Sloppy Enough of the Day

Tara Reid is amazing…not because she’s got the dumbest looking fake tits…or because she’s all that accomplished or respected in her career, but amazing because she made real fucking bank on the few shitty movies that carried her into a 10 year party binge, Spring Break hustle, on an international level, and sure that may wreck a pussy and a face, it’s probably a lot of fucking fun….Far more interesting than the local drunken trash like Lohan and the other shit…Tara Reid did it right and that’s why she’s smiling while pussy like Lohan’s just washed up and crying…FOLLOW ME

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2011

31

Jan

Tara Reid’s Discoball of Love in her Uterus of the Day

Either Tara Reid’s has let her anorexia go, pill popping, appetite supressing hangover go and is finally allowing the calories from her hard drinking to catch up with her, or she’s growing a discoball of love in her uterus of her her own.

I am always amazed by Tara Reid’s ability to not be dead, from having the two decade long spring break party, and think she is well equipped to be a mother as she really gets what today’s youth is all about, as long as their is a keg close by.

I don’t know what I’m getting at her, but I do think she’s knocked up, and it’s nice that she found herself an immigrant “business man” to help maintain and continue the party that is her life…

I could be wrong, this is all based on her bloated stomach, which could be just a distended stomach like she was out of ethiopia, or her period, or even some heroin fueled constapation and really, who fucking cares….

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2011

18

Jan

Tara Reid’s Inspiring Love Story of the Day

This just goes to show you that if you do that between traveling the world drunk, passing out in random place drunk, pissing yourself drunk, doing body shots drunk, hosting wet t-shirt contest drunk, keg stands drunk, spending days by the pool drunk, medicated, in some never ending College Springbreak party even though you are 38 years old, you can find love, with some party boy lookin’ Euro promoter, who likes to get drunk as much as she does, especially if it means bragging to his friends he is dating “Big hollywood star it fake boobs”, cuz that’s just something can’t buy…or maybe it can, considering her last job was decades ago…

This is the shit romantic comedies are based on…

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2011

05

Jan

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits on their Comeback Tour of the Day

I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….

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2010

30

Dec

Tara Reid is Drunk on Love of the Day

Tara Reid is in love. I wonder how much money this Danish “Businessman” named Michael Lillelund has. I can assume enough to buy her all the drugs she needs to continue the perpetual Spring Break party that is her life.

Maybe this Danish “Businessman” is actually a dealer, which would make sense, cuz after spending the last decade committed to getting drunk and fucked up at parties and getting paid for it, she’s not about to stop, even though no one wants to book her to host their party, cuz sad, washed up, 40 year olds kinda put a damper on the vibe for the kids at the party, even they know she’s fucking pathetic…but she needs the fuel to keep going…

Here they are staging a kiss which I guess is good publicity for everyone involved but at Tara Reid’s level of failure, this shoulda been a sex tape…which I believe is still a real option for her when rich guys she wants go for hotter, less battered pussy, leaving her with no real options…but prostitution and porn….

Dreams do come true, sometimes 20 years too late, but the still come true dammit.

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2010

10

Nov

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits and Nipple Attend her Perpetual Party of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Tara Reid’s nipple and tits are just a bottom feeding publicity stunt….

I also think it’s safe to say that Tara Reid has finally got to that good place at the perpetual Springbreak Party that is her life. where she is too fucked up to really care or realize what’s going on around her, you know essentially passed out in the corner with her vagina hanging out for everyone to see and feeling no fucking shame because the drunk party girl never feels shame, she just wipes the cum off her face and moves onto the next party….It’s almost amazing.

Her career is essentially dead and she doesn’t need to impress her handlers, while the party just keeps on going….and just so you know, she’s not suckin’ on that sparkler to be seductive, she’s doing it in hopes of getting a buzz, cuz she’s tried everything else..

I find the whole disaster really fun to watch, kinda like the Tsunami but with only one casuality….

I am a Tara Reid fan.

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2010

30

Jul

Tara Reid’s Partying Continues of the Day

I don’t really understand why Tara Reid’s got a crooked mouth, but it makes me laugh. It’s like she’ had some kind of botox accident that left her lookin’ like her parents were first cousins, or that she was punched in the jaw like some kind of drunken cowboy who stole another cowboy’s horse, but for some reason, the whole thing is pretty entertaining…whether it’s her drunken fake tits, her over-protective fiance stressing the fuck out cuz she’s out of control with Dennis Rodman, or her flashing her panties, shit is better than a TV show or movie and someone needs to start following this bitch around with a video camera, cuz her life is fucking amazing…and I vow to document as much of it as I can….

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