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2011

31

Jan

Tara Reid’s Discoball of Love in her Uterus of the Day

Either Tara Reid’s has let her anorexia go, pill popping, appetite supressing hangover go and is finally allowing the calories from her hard drinking to catch up with her, or she’s growing a discoball of love in her uterus of her her own.

I am always amazed by Tara Reid’s ability to not be dead, from having the two decade long spring break party, and think she is well equipped to be a mother as she really gets what today’s youth is all about, as long as their is a keg close by.

I don’t know what I’m getting at her, but I do think she’s knocked up, and it’s nice that she found herself an immigrant “business man” to help maintain and continue the party that is her life…

I could be wrong, this is all based on her bloated stomach, which could be just a distended stomach like she was out of ethiopia, or her period, or even some heroin fueled constapation and really, who fucking cares….

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2011

18

Jan

Tara Reid’s Inspiring Love Story of the Day

This just goes to show you that if you do that between traveling the world drunk, passing out in random place drunk, pissing yourself drunk, doing body shots drunk, hosting wet t-shirt contest drunk, keg stands drunk, spending days by the pool drunk, medicated, in some never ending College Springbreak party even though you are 38 years old, you can find love, with some party boy lookin’ Euro promoter, who likes to get drunk as much as she does, especially if it means bragging to his friends he is dating “Big hollywood star it fake boobs”, cuz that’s just something can’t buy…or maybe it can, considering her last job was decades ago…

This is the shit romantic comedies are based on…

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2011

05

Jan

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits on their Comeback Tour of the Day

I don’t know why Tara Reid is in the media again…not that I am the media…I guess I should rephrase that…Let me start over…I don’t know why Tara Reid is on the paparazzi sites…I assume it’s because she or her boyfriend are paying them…apparently he’s got a lot of money and doesn’t mind investing into her failed career…cuz he’s landed that bitch from American Pie, sure 10 years too late, but with the right hustle, she can be a Hollywood star again….something that is good for his Euro ego….cuz it’s not everyday a European business man fucks a big for a minute Hollywood star turned party slut….and here she is showing off her fake tits in a white dress cuz she’s wholesome like that…..and I have no idea why I am going along with this….

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2010

30

Dec

Tara Reid is Drunk on Love of the Day

Tara Reid is in love. I wonder how much money this Danish “Businessman” named Michael Lillelund has. I can assume enough to buy her all the drugs she needs to continue the perpetual Spring Break party that is her life.

Maybe this Danish “Businessman” is actually a dealer, which would make sense, cuz after spending the last decade committed to getting drunk and fucked up at parties and getting paid for it, she’s not about to stop, even though no one wants to book her to host their party, cuz sad, washed up, 40 year olds kinda put a damper on the vibe for the kids at the party, even they know she’s fucking pathetic…but she needs the fuel to keep going…

Here they are staging a kiss which I guess is good publicity for everyone involved but at Tara Reid’s level of failure, this shoulda been a sex tape…which I believe is still a real option for her when rich guys she wants go for hotter, less battered pussy, leaving her with no real options…but prostitution and porn….

Dreams do come true, sometimes 20 years too late, but the still come true dammit.

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2010

10

Nov

Tara Reid’s Fake Tits and Nipple Attend her Perpetual Party of the Day

I think it’s safe to say that Tara Reid’s nipple and tits are just a bottom feeding publicity stunt….

I also think it’s safe to say that Tara Reid has finally got to that good place at the perpetual Springbreak Party that is her life. where she is too fucked up to really care or realize what’s going on around her, you know essentially passed out in the corner with her vagina hanging out for everyone to see and feeling no fucking shame because the drunk party girl never feels shame, she just wipes the cum off her face and moves onto the next party….It’s almost amazing.

Her career is essentially dead and she doesn’t need to impress her handlers, while the party just keeps on going….and just so you know, she’s not suckin’ on that sparkler to be seductive, she’s doing it in hopes of getting a buzz, cuz she’s tried everything else..

I find the whole disaster really fun to watch, kinda like the Tsunami but with only one casuality….

I am a Tara Reid fan.

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2010

30

Jul

Tara Reid’s Partying Continues of the Day

I don’t really understand why Tara Reid’s got a crooked mouth, but it makes me laugh. It’s like she’ had some kind of botox accident that left her lookin’ like her parents were first cousins, or that she was punched in the jaw like some kind of drunken cowboy who stole another cowboy’s horse, but for some reason, the whole thing is pretty entertaining…whether it’s her drunken fake tits, her over-protective fiance stressing the fuck out cuz she’s out of control with Dennis Rodman, or her flashing her panties, shit is better than a TV show or movie and someone needs to start following this bitch around with a video camera, cuz her life is fucking amazing…and I vow to document as much of it as I can….

Pics via Fame

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2010

29

Jul

Tara Reid Drunken Pig Party Pictures of the Day

As the unofficial drunken party pig Tara Reid and her drunken party pig adventures fan site, I have no choice but to post these pictures of a fucked up Tara Reid getting all up in a variety of people’s faces, while making solid drunken bitch faces that you’d expect to find in the back of the cab you’re in after you roofied a bitch, only with Tara Reid, it’s an everyday thing, she realizes if you got a good thing going, there’s no point in stopping it, especially when that good thing is your ability to drink until you pass the fuck out to forget all your problems…

I drink a lot. It is fun. I get why she would to. Especially since she’s got money to do it and invites to all the exclusive events. All I know is that it looks like she’s having a lot more fun than most people, So we gotta stop hating on her. We gotta start being jealous of her. She deserves that for all the sacrifices she’s made, like her career, to make this lifestyle happen….

Pics via Fame

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2010

28

Jul

Tara Reid’s Amazing Deflated Ass Flash of the Day

In the event you haven’t been paying attention, which I assume is the case, since if you’re reading this, this is your first time to my site, but I have been documenting this Tara Reid St Tropez comeback, since I haven’t seen anything from her in a long fucking time and got excited, because drunken crackhead looking pussy is my favorite, especially when it has spent the last decade on an endless Springbreak pool party like some kind of horrible frat boy written movie that ends with an attack from zombies in bikinis, flesh peeling from their once hot bodies…like they are slowly melting and deflating into a corpse that eats pills and stale beer…staring Tara Reid as the main character…but instead it’s just real life…

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2010

28

Jul

Tara Reid is Still Alive of the Day

Years of hard partying, botched plastic surgery, uselessness, aging and whatever else this bitch has been up to has taken a toll on her face. She looks like some inbred bitch working at the gas station in some small town..maybe it’s cuz of her crooked mouth…a sign of parents being siblings…but this is Tara Reid…pretty much legendary pussyt that fell off the map and didn’t die despite all the bets I had placed that she would…. and I guess there’s still hope that she’s on her last legs cuz really if they get any more skinny and emaciated I may have to jerk off to her…not so much cuz famine is porn to me…but because drug addiction is….I mean as I look at her senior citizen aged skeleton hands…I can’t help but imagine them playing with my balls…..

Either way, here she is at some party….

Pics via Bauer

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