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2013

25

Jul

Taryn Manning Titties for TV of the Day


There was a time, not that long ago, when Taryn Manning was my internet homie. Where we shared glorious internet time together….

It was before she booked this Orange is the New Black, female prison rape show that I’ve never seen, but that people are loving, because people are all fucking drones and do what they are told. A show that may or may not make her a bigger deal, you know her big break.

It was back when she was in transition…between jobs…and I guess bored enough to hang on Social Media, you know before she got too famous to give me any attention.

I’ve seen it before with some many second or third string famous people, all awesome in the beginning, but when they finally hit something good, they disappear.

I guess it’s true what they say, there is no loyalty on social media with people you’ve never met…and that internet love affairs are not real….but fantasy…

Either way, here’s the last message she sent me…back in September 2010…I have no idea what it was in reference to or why she blocked me but I am sure it was cuz I was being awesome and hilarious and she was taking herself too seriously, as they often do…

Tayrn, if you’re out there, I hope we can learn to love again…

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2012

27

Aug

Taryn Manning Hot as Shit in a Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures are from, but they are awesome…

There has never been a time in my life where I can remember thinking that Taryn Manning was hot..not even for a split second when experimenting with my masturbation…which is weird because I am facebook friends with her, we have chatted and usually that is enough for me to appreciate the fact that she has a vagina…but that has all changed today, because I am seeing her in these fun naughty pics, all playful and hot bodied, her hard face photoshopped wholesome, tits and ass that rock…and I think it’s time I start trying to cyber her…cuz this shit is good enough to jerk off to…when Taryn Manning usually isn’t…weird…

Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning

2012

10

Feb

Taryn Manning Tits in Some Shit You’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

I don’t know if anyone even knows who Taryn Manning is anymore….she’s barely a celebrity…she’s barely in movies…and the movies she seems to be in are shit you have never heard of like this “The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll”….where she showed some nipple…

I only know about Taryn Manning because I am Facebook friends with her, or I was….before SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND CALLED ME A CREEP

I guess you’d be bitter too if you were ugly and had shitty tits you were exposing to pay the rent cuz no one cares about you…..

Here’s some THROWBACK BIKINI PICS THAT WERE STAGED ….if you care…

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2011

19

Sep

Taryn Manning’s Hard Face Doesn’t Like Me Very Much of the Day

I’ve been facebook friends with Taryn Manning for a while. She deletes me every once in a while because she doesn’t like my comments…and yesterday…she went so far as to tell me off on her facebook wall…

I was going to fight back, like I would have in the old days, back before I totally alienated myself from every single celebrity who I probaby could have played in a lot smarter if I knew celebrities weren’t such fucking pussies…but why bother…who cares about this virtual no name, why rip into her, cuz all she’s gonna do is block me…when I’d rather annoy her some more before she blocks me…when ultimately, I know I’m going to get blocked…it is just a matter of when…

Here are the pics of her at some charity DJ event – cuz she hasn’t got wind that being a 40 year old DJ who was once in movies is pretty fucking low level…if not pathetic…

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2011

11

May

Taryn Manning’s Amazing Face of the Day

Taryn Manning is on my facebook. She’s not exciting to follow, but we’ve exchanged love letters. She’s deleted me and I’ve re-added her, like all power couples, and I’m not even sure it’s really her, it’s most likely a Filipino pervert bored in his village with a love for the movie 8 mile, or whatever that one movie she did to make her famous was….

I know she’s barely famous, she’s involved in a band, she’s got a clothing line, but more importantly, I know this girl looks run the fuck down….maybe she needs a detox, maybe a master cleanse, or even some sleep….but until then, she’s our Amazing Face of the day.

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2010

16

Dec

Taryn Manning is Beautiful of the Day

They say a picture says 1000 words, so why the fuck do you need me here running my mouth off via my magical typing fingers…There is just so much amazing about these pictures…So many interesting fantasies it taps into that you can figure out for yourself you lazy fuck….

Taryn Manning is my facebook friend and I don’t want anything to get between us….especially jokes about using her to inspire fucking homelessness, fucking drug addiction, fucking recovering prostitutes, fucking hasbeens or fucking the monster under your bed you were scared of as a kid who decided to PG-13 that fear cuz that would just work against my master plan of seducing her cuz it’s safe to say that despite these beautiful pictures and how gutter they look and probably smell while live, she’s an upgrade from where I’m at right now…she is the beacon of hope of a better tomorrow…if I play things right…If you know what I mean….

I guess what it comes down to is that no one cares about Taryn Manning but me…and maybe her drug dealer….but he doesn’t count.

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2010

17

May

Taryn Manning Sloppy Staged Bikini Pics to Stay Relevant of the Day

There was a time when Taryn Manning was my facebook friend. Her acting career was totally fucking dead and I guess she had a lot of time on her hands to re-connect with people who never found her hot. She was promoting some bullshit band she was doing with her brother and a clothing line that sucked….She would answer my messages because she probably had nothing better to do and I’d look at her pictures she posted wondering why she looked so haggard and old, coming to the conclusion that it was thanks to hard drugs, and maybe lying about her age….

But here she is in some staged bikini pictures, so it is safe to say bitch is making a comeback, or trying to, because why else would she pay the paparazzi to follow her and her shitty body in a bikini around for the day….Everyone knows it’s the cheapest way to get noticed, it’s no secret to us that they aren’t actually “catching” you on vacation like they did 10 years ago, when bikini pictures actually meant something….now they’re just as common as herpes.

Either way, here are the pics…if you’re into ugly sloppy pussy with no ass or chin…and I know you are…cuz any pussy is good enough for you….then you’ll like this mess…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Staged Bikini|Taryn Manning

2010

11

Jan

Taryn Manning is Seriously Gutter of the Day

I always thought that Taryn Manning was worth shit. She was ugly in a few movies and the only thing she looked like she was good at was hard fucking drugs and although I look for that bad skin, bags under the eyes, cry of desperation in my prostitutes, cuz they are more affordable, I don’t really look for it in actresses who’s only purpose is to distract me from the shitty movie with their tits and/or sex appeal.

I know she’s pretty much irrelevant now, but based on her face in these pictures, it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself very busy not sleeping, not eating properly and doing a whole lot of hard drugs….not that that’s news, but when you saw this post was on Taryn Manning, you shoulda realized it would be irrelevant, in keeping true to her cuz she’s Projects, you know the kind of pussy you pay for in food stamps.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gutter|Taryn Manning

2009

07

Sep

Taryn Manning in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

Here is Taryn Manning in a See Thru shirt. I have always found her disgusting and have told any dudes I know who have found her hot over the years that they are fuckin’ crazy and now she’s insignificant that ever, pushing 35 and is in a shitty band and runs a shitty clothing line, so who really cares about her in her see through shirt….I know I don’t….and the fact that I just did this confuses me…

Posted in:See Thru|Taryn Manning

2007

13

Sep

I am – Taryn Manning at the Airport of the Day

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I figured that since no one gives a shit about Taryn Manning and that she is the kind of famous person that is so famous no one’s ever heard of her, you know she is so famous that if she was spotted sitting next to you in a restaurant and you asked her to pass you the ketchup and she introduced herself as Taryn Manning, you’d still have no fucking idea who she was. That’s the fame that buys you a RAZR cellular that comes free with your cell phone contract and the kind of Fame that allows you to buy your poverty looking luggage at one of those bargain basement stores….and the kind of fame that allows you into Kid Rock’s home to borrow his pants.

The point is that I don’t think Taryn Manning is hot. She reminds me of an uneducated white trash mother who drinks, does meth and eats Kraft Dinner. But not the kind of uneducated white trash mother I like, you know the kind who dresses slutty and tries to sleep with everyone in the town because she’s lonely. Taryn Manning has that face of a girl who works the dinner or a factory or drives a truck or works for UPS and who doesn’t take shit from anyone. But rumor has it that people find her hot and despite those same people not realizing that they are gay cuz her name is manning and she looks like a man. I’ll still post the pics.


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2007

01

May

I am – Taryn Manning Poolside of the Day

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You know what makes me happy….seeing a celebrity bitch who looks like every crackwhore I’ve ever fucked. I’m talking about the cold sore, ratty prison tattoos, a busted up face that looks like it’s been cum on at least a dozen times a day the last 4 years while smoking crack and drinking heavily, a body that looks like it hasn’t been fed in the last 2 weeks, but for some reason the skin still hangs off and roles like a fat whore who likes to eat donuts and a cunt that looks bigger than my dick which isn’t saying much but I am still a dude and girls shouldn’t pack that much meat, unless they work at the grocery store. She’s too broke to afford a fucking bathing suit but since bitch is crafty she stole a pair of her last clients underwear, knowing that a day at the pool was coming up. I guess the real highlight of these pictures is that the dude she’s fucking is splashing pool water all playful and shit, pretending he’s not trying to wash/disinfect/and get rid of the smell that burns his tongue when he goes down on her.

Here is Taryn Manning at the pool, she’s just an ordinary girl like you and me…except I am not a girl and you just wish you were but can’t afford the operation, hurtbag. The other difference is that she hangs out with fat chicks and I married one so being seen with one in public just isn’t how I am living….I just sleep with them…


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2007

15

Mar

I am – Taryn Manning's Bra of the Day

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The day I realized stepSTEVE was gay wasn’t when he changed his name to Stephen James, but when he was living on my couch and told me he found this bitch hot. I had never really heard of her because I have a short attention span and I am bad with names, but after doing a google image search I wouldn’t let him live this one down. I am the kind of guy who lacks creativity so if you give me one thing like telling me Taryn Manning is a hot celeb, or that you once experimented with your best friend when you were 13 at a sleepover, or that you once got caught jerking off in your mom’s bed with her panties on her face, I am going to keep throwin that shit at you…

Speaking of throwing shit our way, here is Taryn Manning’s bra or undershirt or some kind of layer of clothes between her tits and her sweater to get you through your shitty day. If you don’t remember who stepSTEVE is, he’s in most of my stepTV clips before her ditched me for dreams of playing bass. Now’s when you drop a joke about her lookin’ like a man and her name being manning cuz you are clever like that.

All this to say, at least she’s got whore boots on, because any girl with whore boots on, hot or not, is a girl for me…even if she looks like a tranny.

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2007

15

Mar

I am – Taryn Manning’s Bra of the Day

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The day I realized stepSTEVE was gay wasn’t when he changed his name to Stephen James, but when he was living on my couch and told me he found this bitch hot. I had never really heard of her because I have a short attention span and I am bad with names, but after doing a google image search I wouldn’t let him live this one down. I am the kind of guy who lacks creativity so if you give me one thing like telling me Taryn Manning is a hot celeb, or that you once experimented with your best friend when you were 13 at a sleepover, or that you once got caught jerking off in your mom’s bed with her panties on her face, I am going to keep throwin that shit at you…

Speaking of throwing shit our way, here is Taryn Manning’s bra or undershirt or some kind of layer of clothes between her tits and her sweater to get you through your shitty day. If you don’t remember who stepSTEVE is, he’s in most of my stepTV clips before her ditched me for dreams of playing bass. Now’s when you drop a joke about her lookin’ like a man and her name being manning cuz you are clever like that.

All this to say, at least she’s got whore boots on, because any girl with whore boots on, hot or not, is a girl for me…even if she looks like a tranny.

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