Jenna Haze is the reason I am not a judge at the AVN Awards anymore….not that it was a paying gig….but I still fucking hate her for it….see getting thousands of pornos a week before Christmas that I never watched made me feel so fucking relevant in society…

The reason she hates me is simple, 99 percent of bitches in porn are insane. They have these egos, they think they are imoportant, or that they matter, when they are really interchangable with any pussy willing to fuck on camera…its not really a talent to fuck on camera…if anything, it’s serious bottom feeding…..

See I’ve banged many girls in my life, and those girls all fuck just as good as porn pussy, they just aren’t as loud and theatrical about it, most of the time, and that’s a good thing…cuz that’s phony shit is what I hate about porn….

Anyway, I made fun of her in bikini pics years ago, saying she shit her pants, she cried to her boyfriend and possible faggot, Jules Jordan, Jules Jordan cried to AVN threatening to pull shit sponsorship, I got kicked out of judging….cuz money talks and that’s ok….

I still get to go to the awards and laugh at these dumb cunts who want so desperately to be mainstream, they’re just too busy escorting to take the time to make smarter career moves….dumb cunts….

So Jenna Haze, one of the biggest stars in porn in the last 4-5 years is now starring in Taylor Momsen music videos and the future must seem bright for this piece of shit hooker….big moves….for a big cunt….literally…all while Taylor Momsen pulls this poser, phony, rock and roll lie….trying to be edgy and dangerous…smoking…drinking…lesbianism…topless bitches…pornstars…..shocking…..what a fucking joke….try harder you fake…..even if nothing is actually authentic….at least do a better job being believable….

Here’s the video….

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I posted this video last week without watching it….and it turns out that there’s some titty in it….something I guess they left out of the first edit and figured they’d put out in a new version to get more views….and titties work for me…..

I love love songs….This song is some sappy bullshit about something that I am sure we’ve all heartache and heartbreak at one point in our lives before building up a wall and never really letting anyone in so it doesn’t happen again…cuz it’s a stupid fucking emotion that should just be laughed at along with all other emotions…life is about experiences, all should be fun, even short lived, you can’t rely on other people, especially not a girl for your own happiness….get a fucking hobby….a wise man once told me, investing your happiness in a chick is like investing your money with a con artist, you may get your moneyback but you probably won’t…..people are out for themselves, they lie and they cheat and the good news is that there are millions of girls you’d probably rather be fucking out there anyway….you’ve just got your head in a bubble…fixated on one cunt and you don’t see the fucking light….pussy comes as easy as it goes…unforunately it doesn’t “CUM” as easy as it goes…that takes work….

So if this song makes you want to kill yourself, remember there is no such thing as love….it’s all in your head motherfucker…you don’t need anyone in your life but your fucking self…the second you feel like you need a bitch, you’ve gone too far you co-dependant retard….and you’re fucked….

Here’s her song with tits I can’t identify …..but can assume aren’t hers….but should be….cuz that’s what we pay her big money for….

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Taylor Momen dropped a new musiv video and she’s wearing her underwear in it….the song looks boring cuz I watched it on mute….and thus the video lacks a little her shoving inanimate things in her cunt so people notice her…she was so much better at being slutty pre-18….when it mattered…now she’s lost her touch….and with that her relevance…that in her defense was really only being a half naked slut who wasn’t 18….

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I am not a Momsen hater cuz Momsen turned 18. I will still look at her in her panties…unlike most of her pedophile fan base who turned their back and zipped their dicks back into their pants the second she became legal and fell out sex offender range….cuz I guess these people get off on the illegal factor…while I get off on the fact that she could have stayed on TV making lots of money…but instead opted to be a bitch making music in her panties…in what would almost be insane…if the whole fact that Taylor Momsen even had the power to choose a pop career or a movie career while so many hotter more talented bitches can’t even get one of those things…wasn’t more insane….and who really cares…cuz she’s in her panties and we like that around these parts….

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I have no idea when this is from, or why this exists, but I know that any company that puts an underage girl in a lace leotard lingerie looking at herself in the mirror like she’s about to masturbate, even if only for a glimpse, is awesome to me, but then I remembered that Taylor Momsen isn’t underage at all…She’s 18 and her getting in lingerie doesn’t matter, cuz long and thin or not, she looks like Gaga’s sister and she was more half naked, controversial, sexual when she was 16, an age people care about girls being sluts….but I’ll post the pic anyway….cuz I figure never too old to get half naked….that’s part of the reason I sneak into old folks homes at bath time.

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Now that she’s 18, no one gives a fuck about her erotic performances. I saw that shit coming a mile away, cuz no one ever cares about these sluts being slutty when they turn 18 and if she was really a slut, she wouldn’t be wearing panties in concert, she’d be labia out and ready to party, but instead it is all a bullshit lie, an act that I hope backfires cuz when things backfire, good things come….like sex tapes…but for now, she thinks she’s living the dream by imitating 70s rocker cuz she’s been in Hollywood all her life and has no identity…or originality…but she does have panty flashes and sometimes that’s all I need.

Here are some of her concert videos….from the Paladium October 11….if you like seeing her in motion…

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Taylor Momsen’s celebrating her 18th birthday today…making the top picture fully legal if it was shot today…but the chances of it being shot today are slim to none….so I’m not gonna risk it…cuz you never know how uptight they are about this underage vagina shit…even if it is hardly pornographic and even if Momsen wants all the attention…otherwise pics like this wouldn’t happen….

This also means that she will quickly become irrelevant cuz America likes Jail Bait not barely legal chicks…true story…I think comes from the oppression of your nation with laws that a bitch must be 18 cuz for the longest time 14 was legal here and the last thing you’d ever want to bed is a 14 year old…but it takes being allowed to to really grasp that…

This might as well be an RIP Motherfucker post…cuz unless she’s got a sex tape in the works…her flashing antics are too high school and immature for your perversion…..see it worked when she was 17…but she’s gonna have to step up her game….fast….

Either way, her birthday barely even made the news…maybe cuz she already doesn’t matter…

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My day is not complete without watching a recent concert video of Taylor Momsen on her quest to be a respected, yet fabricated and contrived, 70s rocker who is all wild and crazy and tapes her nipples, wears lingerie and pretty much will fade into obscurity the day she turns 18 and America realizes they’ve seen all they want to see of her, as they go on to find the next 17 year old to obsess over, cuz it’s illegal and that’s what turns them on…those crazy Americans in their land of the free, unless you want to do fun things…

I can’t watch this shit without laughing…it is so fucking lame….but luckily I have this talent where I can focus on the body in fishnets and panties and ignore all things bad about them…I developed the skill when I was on my fourth hooker having a drug overdose, and I was keen on getting my money’s worth before dealing with the issue at hand…ever since then…no distractions.

I don’t know what I’m talking about…watch the video…

Here’s her fan video of the day – cuz it’s hilariously bad…and awkward…you know with the fact that they are grown men…

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