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2010

10

Dec

Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day


I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail…

Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that.

Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

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2010

08

Nov

Underage Sluts is The Highlight of the Weekend of the Day


I haven’t even really been on the computer all weekend, I was taking a break, taking in all the sights and sounds of sitting on my couch and staring at the wall, too broke to really do anything, and too unmotivated to get up and out there to see what the world has to offer, and too ghetto to have a functioning TV, and too retarded to pick up a book….So I may be jumping the gun here, but I think that Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe to deal with her mom’s cheating ass that made Billy Ray’s Achy Breaky Heart a more authentic tune, and Taylor Momsen’s Bra because she’s not about to let Miley outshine her underage slut behavior that gets her noticed, it’s all she has going for her…and their competition for attention has got to be the best news, pictures, post of the day….

The reason it is the best post, is cuz it’s a reminder of the damage it does to a generation of women due to their influence is something you used to only find in homes of male attention craving girls who were molested and open to sex and skilled with dick cuz of practice and dick exposure at such a young age….now you get that without dealing with all the repressed memories, issues and anger towards their uncle or whoever did it….anger that eventually makes them crawl into a shell and only respond to hugs…something you didn’t sign up for when she was giving you a 10 years of experience at the age of 17 blowjob behind the local Dunkin Donuts…

It’s like these Miley and Momsen bitches are the cool girls the other girls want to be like, so they mimic them…and apparently they are a lot more convincing than a dirty old man like me telling to to throw their morals and underwear out after leaving for school for the day, it’s almost like Miley and Momsen are working for us.

It’s like this is some kind of high school fantasy where the bad girl teaches the good girl how to suck pussy only out there in the public for us all to enjoy, and not hidden behind the door at a high school sleepover…

It’ll be interesting to see how this affects the teenage AIDS rate going forward…but since I’m just a voyeur, I’m okay with that….cuz AIDS can’t affect a dude jerking off to AIDS….

True story.

Bonus – Here’s Miley’s MTV Camel Toe Performance….


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Here’s the Miley video, cuz I like Miley’s All American Girl shit a lot better than Momsen’s deathly gothic vampire weirdness, but more importantly cuz I love that her outfit is enough to make grown men listen to her shitty music…it’s pathetic and kinda what I live for.

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2010

27

Oct

Taylor Momsen’s Panties in a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know if I am into the obvious cry for attention or not. I mean part of me thinks young girls getting half naked to get noticed and make money is the foundation of all that is good in the world, but another part of me finds the shit far too obvious….

Maybe it’s gotta do with her looking like Lady Gaga. Maybe it has to do with her being in too much make-up. Maybe it’s gotta do with me knowing this act is a lie and the second the cameras are off she’s either back at home playing with her barbies or putting on some identity crisis act trying to be the persona she created….and unless she’s getting dick in her pussy on vidoe and not just following the lessons she learned in Madonna’s bullshit school of fame….I’m not buying this…but since I am a pervert…I am looking at it.

I wonder where her parents are, oh right, too busy profiting off her to care to stop her from breeding sex offenders.


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2010

26

Oct

Taylor Momsen in her Panties for More Revolver Pics of the Day

After much thought about this Taylor Momsen shit, since I have very little to do with myself but spend my time thinking about a 17 year old sluts who wants to be a Rockstars after getting fired from a hit TV show girls everywhere go nuts for…

I realize that flashing her tits on stage , getting into her panties for photoshoots, talking about masturbating, vibrators, and sex in interviews to stir up controversy and get people talking is a pretty solid strategy….

Cuz we’re all fucking perverts and this shit is porn to a group of desensitized people porn doesn’t work for anymore…it’s the right balance of criminal, tight bodied, wrong cuz we have 17 year old daughters and lusting after this 17 year old would be like lusting after our daughter’s 17 year old friends, making birthday pool parties awkward when trying to conceal the erection…but luckily I don’t have to worry about that cuz I don’t have a daughter that I know of and I sure as fuck don’t have a pool…

Here are the rest of those Revolver magazine pics.

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2010

22

Oct

Taylor Momsen Flashes her Audience of the Day

This is huge for perverts….Taylor Momsen flashed her audience when her bottom feeding poser-lookin’ band was in concert October 21 and this is pretty amazing even if it’s not authentic….I need to see the uncensored picture, not so much because it is Taylor Momsen, but cuz it’s intentional 17 year old did.

I am sure it is somewhere and I want to see it…unless it’s just a scam and she’s wearing pasties…which is probably the case…I know she plays hardcore but I doubt she’s actually hardcore….

She just knows publicity stunts…and I love this publicity stunt…Tits will grab my attention always. To make it even better, she should get arrested for kiddie porn production or being a sex offender seducing all of us into looking and jerking off to young tit.

It really looks like she has great tits, but really, what 17 year old doesn’t have great tits, it’s like they are freshly sprouted and at their prime…It’s like picking fruit right off the tree before it starts to ripen and rot…

…and I love it.

I don’t know if her nipples were covered or whatever…because the video is censored…but fuck I do know I want to book her to play at my birthday party.


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2010

18

Oct

Taylor Momsen Does a Magazine in her Panties of the Day

Taylor Momsen is posing in her panties, thigh highs, stripper shoes and guns on the cover of some magazine at the tender age of 17….She’s a real inspiration to us all or at least I hope this is because Halloween is around the corner and this should be the costume of the year for all the hot young girls out there…..Sure girls historically dress like fucking whores on Halloween, but they need to officially jump the gun and throw out the novelty costumes they buy at the mall to look like a cookie cutter naughty sailer, or naughty nurse, naughty cowgirl, naughty playboy bunny and instead really get creative and embrace actually whore apparel…

I’m talking sheer panties and bullshit that Taylor Momsen squeezes into daily to help promote her bullshit that along with talking about Vibrators being better than dudes in interviews is a winning formula to get attention while underage…now if only I could get past the fact that she looks exactly like ugly monsterous Lady Gaga….

At least I know only good will come from this….

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2010

23

Sep

Taylor Momsen’s Legs with Madonna of the Day

I find it funny that people want to fuck Taylor Momsen even though she looks like Lady Gaga. I find it funny that people are buying into her underage bad girl campaign that has been getting her noticed. I don’t buy her bullshit for a fucking second…and I will find it funny when she turns 18 and all the deprived Americans who can’t fuck young pussy but want to are forced to move onto the next one. It always happens and it always ends amazingly with drug addiction, prison sentences, sex tapes and suicide. Real eager for the 18th birthday on this twat.

Here she is promoting some bullshit for Madonna and her hairy troll daughter…

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2010

21

Sep

Taylor Momsen in her Underwear in her New Video of the DAy

I don’t know how I missed this Taylor Momsen video…but here it is to start your day. Remember that although she’s not 18, when she’s running around in a bra and panties, you’re not the criminal for watching her, but the video director is the criminal for filming this…but for some reason when he gets a teen girl in her underwear, he doesn’t get arrested, he makes millions, but if you did you would, so appreciate the Hollywood Hypocrisy.

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2010

14

Sep

Taylor Momsen Isn’t Flashing Her Vagina Yet of the Day

I will start taking Taylor Momsen seriously when she stops wearing underwear in her little rocker lingerie no 16 year old should really be wearing…because then I will know it’s not jut a cry for attention and to get noticed, but instead legit slutty behavior.

I know some of you like her, despite the fact that she looks like Gaga’s little sister, because she’s not 18 and that’s all you creepy motherfuckers care about….so I figure, I’ll give you what you want….cuz I got nothing better to do….

I find the whole thing to be a fucking joke, I mean that people take her seriously, but I don’t think people really do, it’s just Hollywood….a series of sucking each other’s dick….

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2010

03

Sep

Taylor Momsen Does the Lady Gaga of the Day

I recognize this weak chin, wonky face, stupid hair weirdness anywhere…It’s fucking Lady Gaga doing trying to sneak onto the set of Gossip Girl dressed as a teenage girl, a little slimmer and taller than usual, but just as fucking lame, obvious and boring….I’m onto her….infiltrating our lives on all fucking levels like the monster she fucking is….someone needs to shoot her.

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2010

31

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Only Hot Cuz She’s Underage of the Day

It’s a good thing Momsen dresses in lingerie and talks about vibrators while being underage, because I just took a look at her face, instead of staring at her crotch looking for vagina lip and realized bitch looks just like Lady Gaga. Maybe they are related. They both got a weak chin, shitty nose, weird mouth and behind the big glasses, shitty hair dye, fake rocker act, she’s nothing but ugly….The only thing bitch has going for her is that she’s skinny…but that never lasts…so take the young body in while you can…ignore the face cuz when they are 17…they don’t come in ugly, they come in “Shit I’d love to fuck that if it wasn’t illegal”…..cuz we always like what we can’t have…but trust me, once she turns 18, she’ll be joining JoJo in pussy we stopped lusting for on their 18th birthday…

So here she in on set, being annoying with her Pa-Pa-Pa-pokerface. I know…I just quoted Gaga and now i want to Gag AHHHHHHHH.

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2010

27

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Repetitive of the Day

Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…

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2010

23

Aug

Taylor Momsen is the Slutty Teen of the Day

Taylor Momsen doesn’t have shit on the real hooker I saw this weekend. She also wore a short skirt, tight outfit, shitty bleached hair, but instead of make-up, bitch had a real rugged “Just got fucked for money” look, and instead of pantyhose, or thigh highs with garters, she had her fishnets tattooed on her legs and I thought that took being a whore to the next fucking level, it was like she accepted this was and always will be her life, while Taylor Momsen is just a clown mocking that for attention, like a kid on Halloween, it is so artificial, it is funny, but at the same time we need to come together and celebrate an underage girl dressed slutty, no matter what the occasion or how lame, boring, pathetic, useless, ugly, fat or stupid she is, because in the end it’s still an underage girl dressed slutty, and that’s always lots of fun to look at….

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2010

04

Aug

Taylor Momsen is Showing Off Tit of the Day

Young girls are sluttier than they’ve been in a long time. I don’t know what it is that makes them horny as fuck at 16, but maybe it was always going down, I just wasn’t aware of it, cuz I was too busy not being someone a 16 year old wanted to show off her solid, tight, little, slutty, body to. You know cuz I was always more the kind of guy who creeped them out and made them not want to be as slutty as they are….I guess I’ll just blame hormones in the food, the Internet, Hip Hop music videos and porn becoming mainstream, making them think that’s where they need to be for guys to notice them, and the whole thing works with me, especially since 16 is legal in Canada, but if I was American and not allowed near this forbidden teenage fruit, I think seeing 16 year olds like Taylor Momsen would drive me crazy knowing it is illegal for me to jerk off on her, because if there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that being jailbait makes a girls overall appearance irrelevant…age overrides beauty….it’s like as long as shit is 16 with a willing vagina…the rest doesn’t really matter…as Taylor Momsen proves with her bullshit slutty rocker novelty act that is totally contrived…as are her interviews where she talks about her vibrator being better than real dick…I mean seriously bitch…you’re pretty obvious…but since you’re 16…we’ll look past that and pretty much everything else you do…so long as you show off your body…I am not allowed to complain about you…I am only allowed to want to fuck you…cuz when it comes to young pussy….them’s the rules.


For the real perverts who like the idea of underage girls…here she is at what I call the peak of her relevance…back before Hollywood turned her into a predictable, boring, whore.

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2010

28

Jun

Taylor Momsen’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

I think these pictures were expected. You see, if you’re a budding popstar in training who hasn’t turned 18 yet, there are standards you need to meet to get noticed, and those standards are being a little fucking slut about the shit, because guys are fucking perverts and seeing underage girls slutty get us excited cuz we’re not allowed to take nude pictures of them, unless we are Perez Hilton, in which case Kiddie Porn laws don’t apply, or in the UK and Canada where you don’t need pictures because you’re already trying to convince them to have anal for the first time, cuz by 17 you already know that pussy’s been visited a few times, because this is a new generation….an generation who thinks wearing Garter Belts like a secretary trying to seduce her boss in the 50′s since at 15…something I’ve never been able to convince my wife to wear…but that’s because she is so fat garters don’t come in her size, so I had to try to improvise with Bungee cord and a tarp and it turns out that lingerie designing isn’t really my strength, but getting excited about lingerie is, and here are the pictures of Taylor Momsen trying to be a rockstar, reminding us that hormones in the food have done some pretty amazing things to this generation. except maybe for getting their periods at 9, because the whole fun in fucking a teen is not being able to get them pregnant….but beggars can’t be choosers…if you know what I mean and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…cuz I’m trying to say young pussy is good when half naked, period or not.

Here is Taylor Momsen doing whatever it is she is that she does at the Warped tour showing panty.

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