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2010

23

Jun

Taylor Momsen is the Teen in Lingerie of the Day

The new trend seems to be these teenage girls dressing totally inappropriate and I’m not really complaining. I think the Kiddie Porn laws are dated, mainly because girls who are 16 or 17 already masturbate, fuck, get naked, manipulate men, seduce men, go to clubs, get high, and do all the things above 18 year old girls do, so we might as well celebrate that beautiful thing, instead of punish it and say it is bad. They have bodies, they get bikini waxes, it’s not that creepy or wrong for dudes to get off to the shit, but for some reason the FBI thinks it is….I get that there needs to be a cut off date to regulate the shit, otherwise there will be a free for all of kids getting abused and taken advantage of, but I think they need to re-work the one they chose to go with driving license and not with voting….but the law they really need to re-think is that drinking age is 21…what the fuck is that all about…you guys are seriously all fucked up…and here is Taylor Momsen, a product of that fucked up shit…pullin’ a Miley….cuz teenage girls are sluts and the fun thing about them is that they don’t even have to be good looking to be hot…the fact that they are underage over rides that shit….

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2010

13

May

Taylor Momsen Performs in a Slutty Outfit of the Day

Taylor Momsen’s career has been on a downward slope since she was the singing 8 year old who couldn’t sing on the Grinch who Stole Christmas…..Sure she had this Gossip Girl stint that threw her in this phenomenon that all the young girls were into, that made her feel famous, and that gave her the confidence to become a rockstar, which is so fucking weird, because at 16, you can’t really channel much to justify your music, or why your privileged ass is dressed like a homeless prostitute….it makes the whole thing more bullshit that you probably originally thought and I’m calling her rock career some Disney candy coated garbage that sucks…but at least she wears lingerie when she performs, because all 16 year olds should publicly wear lingerie, ideally in countries like Canada and England where you can’t get arrested for jerking off to them like you were the Dancing with the Stars football player….

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Posted in:Lingerie|Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2010

11

May

Taylor Momsen is Scary Looking in Hosiery of the Day

I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt.

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Posted in:Hosiery|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2010

28

Jan

Taylor Momsen Takes her Teenage Legs Out for a Smoke of the Day

I think posting these pictures of Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples in her short skirt are ok, because she’s smoking cigarettes and everyone knows that you can only buy cigarettes if you are 18 years old, and there’s no way any of her producers, co-stars, or executives behind her show would give her cigarettes because that would be illegal. So I can only assume they marketed her as a 16 year old to make their show more believable, but really bitch is 18, cuz I know 16 year old and they hardly ever have nipples this hard, it’s not in line with the natural flow of puberty.

That said, here are Taylor Momsen’s hard nipples pretending they are 16 while smoking some cigarettes on set dressed like a whore….

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Posted in:Legs|Taylor Momsen|Teenager

2010

22

Jan

Taylor Momsen Shows the World her Young Vagina of the Day

Nothing quite says our society is in a good place like a 16 year old girl in a skirt short enough to show the world her underdeveloped cuz she’s only had her period for a year uterus.

It’s one of those things that is totally disconnected and backwards from the laws we are forced to live under, at least the laws most Americans have to live by, cuz 16 is legal where I am from, because they government realizes that 16 is totally equipped to fuck and in Taylor Momsen’s case, dressed to fuck.

Seriously, this outfit is the kind of shit strippers wore in the 90s. The shit hookers would wear to let you know they were hookers but all of a sudden teenage girls are wearing this shit invented to give dudes boners and the second we try to fuck the shit, or lure them to a park off myspace, we get arrested and in some cased humiliated on TV….

I don’t believe the whole “She’s dressed to get raped” argument, but seriously, if the law lets girls wear this shit, the law can’t make a motherfucker a sex offender for trying to fuck this shit, it just isn’t fair.

Not that Momsen is hot, she looks more like a cartoon character or some kind of muppet but when they are 16, most of the time their overall look doesn’t matter, cuz their tight teen bodies overpower their ugly faces….

But you get what I am saying….

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Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen|Vagina

2010

15

Jan

Taylor Momsen’s a Fucking Wreck with a Perfume Line of the Day

Looks like Taylor Momsen’s too popular for her own good and now she’s been given her own perfume, and based on the condition of her teenage whore pussy, at least that’s what she wants us to think about her, because she’s cheesy as fuck like that, and I like to believe that there’s no way she’s doesn’t use that thing like a pair of shoes you’d pick up at the Salvation Army, you know the kind of fuckin’ perfume you want wash off as soon as you put it on becuase it smells like cum, shit and dirty panties….which I guess means it’ll be huge in Germany…I don’t know what I am talking about I just know this post is pretty fucking obvious….but really what the fuck do you expect…just look at the pics….and shut the fuck up….

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Posted in:Disgusting|Taylor Momsen

2009

16

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Short Fucking Skirt of the Day

I have decided that it is not considered illegal to jerk off on 16 year olds or to pictures of a 16 year old as long as you make her tell you that she’s 18, even if you both know that is a lie. I figure it is also not illegal to jerk off to pictures of a 16 year old if she’s out there in the shortest fuckin skirt, practically showing her barely been used, almost new, in mint condition compare to the pussy I’ve seen pussy…

Unfortunately in Taylor Momsen’s heroin addict lookin classified ad, gently used is an understatement, it’s the kind of pussy you go to pick up because you think you’re getting an amazing deal off Craigslist, only to get there and realize the pictures were taken years early, before the shit shared needles with homeless people, died of AIDS and came back to life like it was Return of the Living Dead….

So that means it’s okay to get off to these pics in a legal sense, but not quite okay on a psychological level, since dressing hot doesn’t make bitch hot even if she’s underage which normally lowers my standards a bit because of the excitement I get from their inexperience….

The only thing of value in the shit is that she’s carting around a guitar like she’s some kind of rockstar, maybe the next Courtney Love or Janis Joplin, and I love that kind of obvious teenage angst that can only be represented in song cliche bullshit…It makes me laugh.

Here are the pics.

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Posted in:Short Skirt|Taylor Momsen

2009

15

Dec

Taylor Momsen and Her Skinny Legs of the Day

I used my only relevant Taylor Momsen joke last week when I said she has no talent today and that she had no talent signing in The Grinch movie she was in 10 years ago when she was 5, making her pretty much a bullshit celebrity with no talent but really persistant parents lookin’ for a retirement plan of something they didn’t abort…not that it matters…she is only 16 so a slut phase, which is clearly already in the works and a drug and party phase is totally in her cards and I’ll be more than happy to watch her fall into the gutter as all her inner demons come screaming out, the only thing that sucks about all this is that she’s not very cute, she awkward and skinny with a retarded face….just has long skinny legs that she likes to show off and decorate like some kind of Christmas tree and I hope for us that puberty fills her out a little or that she uses some gossip girl money on a set of tits like a common whore I am hoping she becomes…

Here are some pics…

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Posted in:Legs|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2009

08

Dec

Taylor Momsen is a Shitty Rockstar of the Day

I don’t own a TV so sometimes I turn on the radio to distract me from the thoughts and voices in my head. The last couple of weeks they’ve been up on this Christmas Carol bullshit and despite not having much of a soul, I love Christmas and everything about it, except for maybe not ever getting presents I want cuz my wife is a fucking cunt. So I sit here singing along to all the Christmas music like some kind of fag would with broadway tunes practicing for his drag show and the whole thing is fucking embarassing, but not as embarassing as Taylor Momsens’ attempt at being a rockstar.

She walks around with a fucking guitar like she knows how to sing, or like she’s fucking musical and it is all thanks to too much positive reinforcement as she grew up. No one took the time to tell her she fucking sucks even though anyone with half a brain can see she’s got no talent and based on some info from my Christmas Radio music, has never had talent cuz it turns out she was 7 year old Cindy in How the Grinch Stole Xmas….and here she is sucking then…

And here she is sucking at life now…..

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Posted in:Rockstar|Taylor Momsen

2009

03

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Street Whore Style of the Day

Quick question…Is this how all 16 year old girls dress these days, because I am old and haven’t had sex with a 16 year old in at least 6 months, so I’m not quite up to speed with the styles these days, but I do know that when I was 16, I don’t even think prostitutes or strippers dressed like this, but then again that was decades ago so we should expect that as time to go on for the rules on sexuality to loosen, and at this pace, in another couple of years, 12 year olds will be rockin’ this shit…something some of you are unfortunately excited about….The only disappointing thing in all this is she got famous too young so that lowers the chances of being able to get a blowjob from her for a couple of bucks or a promise to make her famous…making her pretty much useless to me….

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Posted in:Prostitute|Street Whore|Taylor Momsen

2009

01

Oct

Taylor Momsen in Her Fetish Gear of the Day

Everyone focused so much attention on Miley Cyrus and her virginity or slutty behavior when she was supposed to be this wholesome rolemodel to young girls everywhere. Meanwhile, the producers of Gossip Girl have created their own teenage whore and they don’t even try to hide the shit. From fetish leather skirts for old men to fantasize about cumming all over them, to her porn hair for old men to fantasizing cumming all over it, to the thick make-up and old men fantasize about contributing to by cumming all over it, and the whole thing is just far too crazy for me to grasp how they get away with the shit, it’s like sex offending or kiddie porn, since you can’t fuck girls under 18 in the USA but you can in Canada so I don’t get cockteased by her like the producers want me to, there are hotter 16 year olds in the local Starbucks I can legally fuck and masturbate to, so I really don’t find her hot, but someone does and they are over-sexualizing her and I find the whole thing kinda funny…but not all that funny…

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Posted in:Fetish|Taylor Momsen

2009

30

Sep

The Producers of Gossip Girl Dress Taylor Momsen Like a Whore of the Day

If I dressed my teenage girl like a little whore and sent her to school, or staged photoshoots with her in the park, the police would pull me the fuck over and arrest my ass for being some kind of sex offender, but for some reason the producers of Gossip Girl not only get away with dressing this Momsen 16 year old like a whore and making money off of her like she was their ho, but they also send a bitch in to play with her vagina in front of the world and no one is doin’ shit about it cuz they are all Hollywood and shit, proving yet again that life’s just not fair.

Here’s a picture of what I assume is a maxipad slip because she’s too young and virginal for tampons…

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Posted in:Taylor Momsen|Whore

2009

15

Sep

Taylor Momsen’s Young Whore Teenage Legs of the Day


I get grief for making barely sexual commentary about girls who aren’t 18 and I don’t really understand what people expect me to do when they dress their 16 year old up like this. From the high heels, to the flishnets, to the short shorts, to the red lipstick and the bleached hair, the short shorts and the smell of teenage pregnancy radiating out of her pussy, I can’t really help myself. If they motherfuckers really cared about stopping sex crimes, they’d stop putting this kind of imagery in mainstream media and if anyone should get arrested for kiddie porn or sex offense, it should be the wardrobe guy and writing of whatever show she’s on. That’s all I have to say about that.

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Posted in:Fishnets|Leggings|Taylor Momsen

2009

09

Sep

Taylor Momsen Dressed Like a 16 Year Old Genie of the Day

I have a story of a girl who reminds me a lot of this Taylor Momsen chick, only she wasn’t 16, she was 18 but looked pretty much the same as this Taylor Momsen chick, tall, skinny, fake blonde ratty hair and a fucked up scraggle face and it goes like this.

Close to 10 years ago, right before I met my wife in person, I was fucking around on a chatroom or forum, it’s been a while and my memory is shit, but I was talking to this young girl who kept complaining about her telemarketing job and how broke she was and it turned out she lived right down the street from me. Rent was due and she was desperate. I saw opportunity.

So after talking for a few days, I convinced her that she needed to become a stripper because it is easy money. She had never been to a stripclub, had no money to go to a stripclub but did have a bottle of rum she got on a family vacation to Cuba or some bullshit and I was thirsty and in the mood for an low impact adventure that I didn’t have to leave my house for. So I offered to teach her everything I knew.

So she shows up at my shitty apartment, hands me the bottle, puts her CD in and starts dancing her skinny body around. She sucked and was pulling weird hip hop moves but was getting naked, flashing me and the whole thing was okay, even if her skinny body wasn’t much to look at, and her face was even worse to look at, mainly because she was missing teeth. My theory was that at least she didn’t smell, even though she looked like she would….
Either way, the whole thing was so funny I had to invite my friend over to see this bitch and he stayed for a few minutes, but I could tell she was feeling awkward and we had so much more to get done, like lap dances, so he left.

I started to explain the lap dance to her, she started playing out what I was telling her to do and I ended up going down on her when she stuck her ass in my face, at that point I was pretty drunk and decided to bang her without a condom, figuring broke girls who never go to stripclubs ,who you meet off the internet because they want you to teach them how to strip are safe, especially when they are only 18. I think I even busted inside her and remember for at least a week thinkinghow much it would suck if I had knocked her up and had to hang with her raising the kid together until I pissed fire and razor blades from the STD she gave me cuz it turned out that 18 year olds you meet off the internet who are missing teeth and look unshowered who go to strangers houses to strip for free and let you bang them without a condom after drinking a bottle of rum, aren’t usually the safest people to have unprotected sex with…..at least it was only one of those anti-biotic STDs….

Here are some pics of Taylor Momsen reminding me of a dirtier time….dressed like a genie.

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Posted in:Genie|Taylor Momsen

2009

06

Aug

Taylor Momsen Dressed Like A Whore of the Day

I don’t understand why the people behind Gossip Girl can get away with dressing this recently turned 16 year old girl like she’s a high class escort, but when you try the shit, they come knockin’ on your door and list you as a sex offender for the rest of your life or some stupidity. I live in Canada so 16 is legal and we can dress our teenage girls as slutty as we want and we can bang them as much as we want with no consequence, we’re just not allowed to take pictures to keep as a momento to look at when you jerk off or to show our friends as proof that shit actually happened and bitch was actually willing and it wasn’t just another one of your overly ambitious, overly motivated sex episode you’ve hustled against a girl’s will because she didn’t have the same vision as you.

I guess what it comes down to is that like the young girls I know, Taylor Momsen is not much to look at but she makes up for it in her sluttiness.

Posted in:Taylor Momsen|Whore