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2011

17

Feb

Taylor Momsen in Some Hot Slutty Pictures of the Day

I decided that I’m going to follow Taylor Momsen’s band on tour. This is gonna be some “Almost Famous” shit, only the groupie slut in the equation’s gonna be me. I don’t even find her hot, but I love her creative vision as a teenage pornographer…It’s genius and I’m a huge fucking fan…and I dont even know what her shitt music sounds like…cuz when you’re dressed like this…there are no sounds…other than the whimpers in my pants…if you know what I mean…

Dirty fucking slut. Give me more.

Ps – I’m still drunk.

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2011

14

Feb

Taylor Momsen Ass Crack from the Front in Teen Lingerie of the Day

There’s something magical about a teenage girl in lingerie…I am not just saying that because I am a pervert, I am saying it because I find it hilarious…It’s like she’s playing dress up trying to be sexy, trying to be mature and erotic, when behind the make-up and costume is just a fucking kid…I mean she’s probably banged a handful of times and sucks at it…she probably can’t actually suck dick like a seasoned vetran…but she’s seen her share of movies so she thinks she knows what she’s doing…it’s kinda awkward and hard to take seriously…but we always appreciate the effort…cuz the bitches we meet who are our age are too damn self conscious and brought up in a different generation to get in costume…you gotta stay married to them for a decade before they bust out the Valentines Day special…making this younger generation of perverts far more fun to post about…especially when you can see her ass crack when lookin at her from the front. Amazing.

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2010

13

Dec

Taylor Momsen’s Slackin on Her Slutting of the Day

For those of you wondering, Talyor Momsen’s sexy slutty act is all a fucking act. I mean I am sure you realized that she was pulling the cheapest stunts to get people to notice her and her music career…I saw The Runaways cuz I wanna marry Dakota’s Fanning lingerie wearing twat when she turns 16….and I know Taylor Momsen is a cheap copy of that….

The whole flashing her taped up tits, wearing lingerie on stage, being jacked up on make-up talking about masturbation being better than real cock, is all bullshit, because with these starlets comes managers with marketing plans and strategy and teams of people sorting out their shit….

So here are some pictures to remind you that Taylor Momsen is ugly and boring behind all the teenage sex bullshit….She’s just Lady Gaga’s little sister trying to make it by making the most noise she can. Slackin’ on the Slutting.

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2010

10

Dec

Taylor Momsen in Some Slutty Pictures of the Day


I don’t know where these pictures are from. I don’t know how old they are, I just know how old Taylor Momsen is, and that’s under 18 and practically topless, leading me to wonder why Terry Richardson, who is shooting these pics, hasn’t been arrested as a kiddie pornographer…cuz everytime I get 16 year old girls topless and posing for pictures…I get in trouble…I mean it hasn’t actually happened yet..I just fuck the 16 year olds cuz it’s legal…the only pictures I take are mental ones….cuz I’m not into going to jail…

Clearly Momsen is trying to get noticed, cuz she knows the day she turns 18, everyone will figure out that she looks like Lady Gaga….but until her birthday comes, her youth makes you ignore that.

Here she is in concert….pretending she’s Dakota Fanning in The Runaways…only way less convincing….

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2010

08

Nov

Underage Sluts is The Highlight of the Weekend of the Day


I haven’t even really been on the computer all weekend, I was taking a break, taking in all the sights and sounds of sitting on my couch and staring at the wall, too broke to really do anything, and too unmotivated to get up and out there to see what the world has to offer, and too ghetto to have a functioning TV, and too retarded to pick up a book….So I may be jumping the gun here, but I think that Miley Cyrus’ Camel Toe to deal with her mom’s cheating ass that made Billy Ray’s Achy Breaky Heart a more authentic tune, and Taylor Momsen’s Bra because she’s not about to let Miley outshine her underage slut behavior that gets her noticed, it’s all she has going for her…and their competition for attention has got to be the best news, pictures, post of the day….

The reason it is the best post, is cuz it’s a reminder of the damage it does to a generation of women due to their influence is something you used to only find in homes of male attention craving girls who were molested and open to sex and skilled with dick cuz of practice and dick exposure at such a young age….now you get that without dealing with all the repressed memories, issues and anger towards their uncle or whoever did it….anger that eventually makes them crawl into a shell and only respond to hugs…something you didn’t sign up for when she was giving you a 10 years of experience at the age of 17 blowjob behind the local Dunkin Donuts…

It’s like these Miley and Momsen bitches are the cool girls the other girls want to be like, so they mimic them…and apparently they are a lot more convincing than a dirty old man like me telling to to throw their morals and underwear out after leaving for school for the day, it’s almost like Miley and Momsen are working for us.

It’s like this is some kind of high school fantasy where the bad girl teaches the good girl how to suck pussy only out there in the public for us all to enjoy, and not hidden behind the door at a high school sleepover…

It’ll be interesting to see how this affects the teenage AIDS rate going forward…but since I’m just a voyeur, I’m okay with that….cuz AIDS can’t affect a dude jerking off to AIDS….

True story.

Bonus – Here’s Miley’s MTV Camel Toe Performance….


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Here’s the Miley video, cuz I like Miley’s All American Girl shit a lot better than Momsen’s deathly gothic vampire weirdness, but more importantly cuz I love that her outfit is enough to make grown men listen to her shitty music…it’s pathetic and kinda what I live for.

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2010

27

Oct

Taylor Momsen’s Panties in a See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know if I am into the obvious cry for attention or not. I mean part of me thinks young girls getting half naked to get noticed and make money is the foundation of all that is good in the world, but another part of me finds the shit far too obvious….

Maybe it’s gotta do with her looking like Lady Gaga. Maybe it has to do with her being in too much make-up. Maybe it’s gotta do with me knowing this act is a lie and the second the cameras are off she’s either back at home playing with her barbies or putting on some identity crisis act trying to be the persona she created….and unless she’s getting dick in her pussy on vidoe and not just following the lessons she learned in Madonna’s bullshit school of fame….I’m not buying this…but since I am a pervert…I am looking at it.

I wonder where her parents are, oh right, too busy profiting off her to care to stop her from breeding sex offenders.


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2010

26

Oct

Taylor Momsen in her Panties for More Revolver Pics of the Day

After much thought about this Taylor Momsen shit, since I have very little to do with myself but spend my time thinking about a 17 year old sluts who wants to be a Rockstars after getting fired from a hit TV show girls everywhere go nuts for…

I realize that flashing her tits on stage , getting into her panties for photoshoots, talking about masturbating, vibrators, and sex in interviews to stir up controversy and get people talking is a pretty solid strategy….

Cuz we’re all fucking perverts and this shit is porn to a group of desensitized people porn doesn’t work for anymore…it’s the right balance of criminal, tight bodied, wrong cuz we have 17 year old daughters and lusting after this 17 year old would be like lusting after our daughter’s 17 year old friends, making birthday pool parties awkward when trying to conceal the erection…but luckily I don’t have to worry about that cuz I don’t have a daughter that I know of and I sure as fuck don’t have a pool…

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2010

22

Oct

Taylor Momsen Flashes her Audience of the Day

This is huge for perverts….Taylor Momsen flashed her audience when her bottom feeding poser-lookin’ band was in concert October 21 and this is pretty amazing even if it’s not authentic….I need to see the uncensored picture, not so much because it is Taylor Momsen, but cuz it’s intentional 17 year old did.

I am sure it is somewhere and I want to see it…unless it’s just a scam and she’s wearing pasties…which is probably the case…I know she plays hardcore but I doubt she’s actually hardcore….

She just knows publicity stunts…and I love this publicity stunt…Tits will grab my attention always. To make it even better, she should get arrested for kiddie porn production or being a sex offender seducing all of us into looking and jerking off to young tit.

It really looks like she has great tits, but really, what 17 year old doesn’t have great tits, it’s like they are freshly sprouted and at their prime…It’s like picking fruit right off the tree before it starts to ripen and rot…

…and I love it.

I don’t know if her nipples were covered or whatever…because the video is censored…but fuck I do know I want to book her to play at my birthday party.


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2010

18

Oct

Taylor Momsen Does a Magazine in her Panties of the Day

Taylor Momsen is posing in her panties, thigh highs, stripper shoes and guns on the cover of some magazine at the tender age of 17….She’s a real inspiration to us all or at least I hope this is because Halloween is around the corner and this should be the costume of the year for all the hot young girls out there…..Sure girls historically dress like fucking whores on Halloween, but they need to officially jump the gun and throw out the novelty costumes they buy at the mall to look like a cookie cutter naughty sailer, or naughty nurse, naughty cowgirl, naughty playboy bunny and instead really get creative and embrace actually whore apparel…

I’m talking sheer panties and bullshit that Taylor Momsen squeezes into daily to help promote her bullshit that along with talking about Vibrators being better than dudes in interviews is a winning formula to get attention while underage…now if only I could get past the fact that she looks exactly like ugly monsterous Lady Gaga….

At least I know only good will come from this….

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