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2011

08

Jul

Taylor Momsen Lingerie Concert Pics of the Day

As repetitive and annoying and phony as this cry for attention may be, Taylor Momsen is still a soon to be 18 year old girl, already whoring herself out for her personal gain, and it’d be pretty homosexual of me not to embrace it, love it and endorse it, cuz daddy issues are one of my favorite things, not that this is daddy issues, but instead just a serious need to get noticed, by getting naked, sexualizing herself and all at such a young age….is kinda inspiring…and never boring….if you know what I mean…which you do…

My only concern is what happens when she turns 18 and no one cares anymore. Will she be like the underage stripper with fake ID I once got a lap dance from unknowingly, who is now a major pornstar, who prospered in her youthful sluttiness thanks to an early start…or will she get fat and fade away like so many molested by her dad, sexualized at a young age, lesbians before her…I guess time will tell..

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2011

07

Jul

Taylor Momsen’s Try Hard To be Slutty Rock and Roll Show of the Day

So Taylor Momsen was in Barcelona playing at the Razzmatazz, and she got a group of girls, who all look like teenage girls into their bras, screamed at them and made out with them, wearing a hipster rock t-shirt and panties, only to end up making out with one of the bitches, cuz Taylor Momsen’s a fucking attention seeking piece of contrived shit, who knows in a couple of months, she will turn 18 and be forgotten….

I mean the shit I can’t grasp is how the bitch went from being a bubbly gossip girl to being this disaster rock and roller, I mean shit is as legit as my sexual attraction to my wife….which is not legit at all…but then again I don’t pretend it is…making it a bad example….

What it really comes down to is that slutty teens, half naked and acting bisexual, flashing panties, and being “Bad”, although irritating as hell cuz it is so fake, is still kinda awesome…cuz it is girls being sluts at an age that you can assume they will grow up to be sluts…and just knowing every one of her almost 18 year old fans is going home and dyking out, taping her tits, and doing all this stupidity makes for the hope of an arousing future.. and no matter how lame or contrived it is, a whole lot of it is real fucking authentic…..

Thanks for doing your part Momsen you spoiled, useless cunt…now turn 18 and really exploit yourself already…it is time.

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2011

14

Jun

Taylor Momsen at the Metal Awards of the Day

Take a minute to take this in…cuz I don’t think you can full embrace just how rock and roll Taylor Momsen is unless you really look at it….From heavy make-up, black colthing, bleached hair to that “I don’t give a fuck look”….how could she not be rock and roll…

I mean shit she’s been working in show business since she was 3, she’s got consistent work and probably has at least 1.5 million in the bank, she’s probably has a nice million dollar condo by the beach with awesome furniture and a Viking gas range she never uses because she’s too young to know how cook, she prefers take-out…. you know wide screen TV and surround sound in her screening room she watches movies she pulled out of old issues of Rolling Stone magazine, like Easy Rider and the G.G. Allen documentary Todd Phillips made before he went mainstreamm….shit…closets full of designer clothes, a Tiffany Jewelry…a lawyer, an agent, a manager and that’s all from before she took guitar lessons last year when her spoiled ass decided she wanted to be a rockstar and the world embraced her decision…Real fucking street. Hardships that so many rockers before her faced….

She’s a fucking lie. This is her lying. Candy coated and cliche. Obvious, uninspired… I prefer when her lies involve flashing and nipple tape .


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2011

13

Jun

Taylor Momsen Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Taylor Momsen flashed the crowd with her electrical tape clad titties yesterday, cuz she’s starved for attention, showing the world just how rock she is, cuz she just doesn’t give a fuck, you see years of being a childstar make you hard…..you know essentially nothing but a bullshit hustle, for a bullshit girl, who will have no choice but to fuck on camera when she finally does turn 18, cuz that’s where she’s at right now…..

The whole Taylor thing is useless and waste of time, or as useless and a waste of time as a teen flashing her tits can be, which I guess isn’t really useless or a waste of time at all, but she’s still a fucking try hard joke who shouldn’t exist….even if she wins us perverts over.

On a side note, I’m so good at the internet I got you this genius clip of the flashing…

You’d think people coulda got some better footage…Oh well.

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2011

25

Mar

Taylor Momsen’s Crotch Shot of the Day

I think I like Taylor Momsen so much because her name starts with MOM And I never had a mom…I mean that or because she’s a teenage whore who isn’t really a whore but pretends to be so people talk to her before she turns 18 like she was Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17, cuz 17 makes them old enough to fuck, just not in America, causing all kinds of confused feelings the media eats up and spits out to make you think these bitches are relevant, until they turn 18 and follow the path of Panettiere, Lohan, Jojo, Mandy Moore, Miley, The Olsens and a whole lot of other pussy people fixated on at 17. Which is pretty much no where special…rich…sure, but totally fucking uselss and practically non existent…if only they could stay 17 forever….DIE 18th birthday. If you know what I mean…. FOLLOW ME

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2011

21

Mar

Taylor Momsen Channels Dakota Fanning in the Runaways of the Day

I saw the Runaways because I am a pervert and the idea of teen rockers in lingerie may not be all that sexy to me, but the masturbation seen with Kristen Stewart telling a bitch to get off to Farrah Fawecet’s hair (pre-death) kinda was, even if Kristen Steward reminds me of a dude you’d meet in the woods out back of a trailer park killing squirrels while smoking meth and taking a fucking shit.

So I know that Taylor Momsen is ripping off that Joan Jett hustle, as much as she’s milking the fact that she’s 17 as hard as she can to generate some buzz before she turns 18 and everyone sees how much she looks like Lady Gaga with her weak chin and all…and the whole thing is boring, especially when the pussy she’s dyking out with looks like she’s either a mom of 4, a checkout girl at WalMart who’s been stealing all the broken chocolate bars they can’t sell, or just real down with fast food. Clearly Momssen was looking for someone who wasn’t as hot as her who would steal the show…and this is the best she could come up with…

It’s boring, but I guess this is growing up in Hollywood in the most obvious of ways… FOLLOW ME

This act is a little too obvious, I want a little more creativity or vagina in publicity stunts….


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2011

18

Mar

Taylor Momsen is So Obvious of the Day

Taylor Momsen was on some website I’ve never heard of, but that clearly does better than me, because it gets interviews with Taylor Momsen, who I assume is out doing press for her Rock and Roll bullshit album that lead her to being as scandalous as possible before she turns 18 and everyone realizes she looks like Lady Gaga….

I get that her act is contrived bullshit teen angst, designed by a team of people, and I don’t find any of it all that hot, but I do write her on TWITTER demanding she piss in my mouth…she just ignores me…cunt…cuz she’s not Rock and Roll, this is just another role she does badly…but not that badly…cuz she’s wearing lingerie in public….and saying CUNT….

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2011

11

Mar

Taylor Momsen Performing in Slut Costume of the Day

I love Taylor Momsen performing outfits, mainly because she’s 17…because the day she turns 18, all you perverts will realize she’s got a Lady Gaga face and the body of an awkward 6 foot 4 basketball playing 14 year old boy….

We have the underage pussy blinders on….because that’s what she wants…as much exposure as possible…to get noticed and talked about and sexualized cuz it’s easy and good for business….even if she’s just doing what’s been done so many times before, like by Dakota Fanning pretending to be Joan Jett’s lesbian lover in that movie that came out last year…and really it doesn’t matter…

It’s actually inspiring and I hope not just for me and for other 17 year old girls who want to get noticed when walking down the street…because she’s inspired me to get a fake ID saying I’m 17 so that I can join the local teenage swimteam…in hopes of finding an actual hot teen who likes to be half naked…cuz I’m tired of lookin’ at this Gaga shit that I know is all a lie and that I feel she’s probably still a virgin scared of boys frontin’ , but clearly I’m not tired of it enough to not post it.

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2011

28

Feb

Taylor Momsen Fucks for Satan of the Day

If I had a daughter…I’d make her watch every single Taylor Momsen concert video to teach her how to act…I’d be like “see that, that’s how girls who like making money act”….cuz if I had a daughter…I’d want to ride her titties to the top like I was Joe Simpson, Britney Spears Dad and every other trashy dad with a dream of getting out of the hell he’s living via his daughter’s genitals…Unfortunately for me, I only have still births.


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2011

21

Feb

Taylor Momsen for Nylon TV Korea of the Day

I’ve been trying to get Taylor Momsen to answer me on the twitter the last month, she just ignores me. Maybe cuz she’s one of those young cunts who thinks she’s better than me, you know cuz reality hasn’t slapped her in the fucking face and given her spoiled brat trashy cunt ass a little perspective, or maybe cuz I’m generally creepy to young girls, like some kind of predator with an erection in his sweat pants….

Not that it matters…

Cuz she still delivers the slutty teenager in pictures, and pictures are good enough for me cuz I’m old school like that and don’t need videos to get off, if anything video just distracts me from the challenge that lies ahead of me…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t then you’ve never been an impotent pervert faced with an almost legal girl, milking her age by slutting out in lingerie, giving everyone with nothing better to do, something to talk about…

Here she is for Nylon TV Korea.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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