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Tila Tequila’s Tampon String of the Day

I was wasting time on twitter with TheSuperficial , making fun of Tila Tequila and how useless she is, pretty much coming to the conclusion that her time in the spotlight is over and she’s bound to crawl back into her webcam whore career she had before MTV mistakenly gave her a show, pretty much laughing about how no one cares about her and that only 30,000 people watched her ustream masturbation video and her attempt to leak a sex tape backfired and for some reason she decided to shout me out, saying my name is stupid and acting like she doesn’t know me and all this other shit that is a lie, based on the fact that I was drinking vodka with her just a year ago and her people have contacted me numerous times in efforts to stop her from fading into obscurity….and that’s when her Army starts to attack me on Twitter and never have I been to exposed to such stupidity, trash and nonsense in my life and I’ve hung out with some serious idiots, making me realize that Tila has cornered the market on useless people, and those 1000 people make up her fan base, they are all she has left so she might as well go ahead and kill herself on Ustream already because they are pretty worthless themselves….

See, a Tila Tequila suicide since she’s already had a career suicide is something people would pay to see…let’s hope it goes down….and while we wait…here are some pics from Ustream of her dirty fucking tampon string…I can’t believe this is what my life has become….

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Tila Tequila Leaked Sex Tape of the Day

Tila Tequila is holding on as hard as she fucking can and this fall from her peak is funny to me. Sure, I like watching people as much as the next guy, but when the person in question never deserved to be a position to fail in the first place, I really like watching them fail.

Tila Tequila, although a lovely girl who probably just marketed herself as a piece of fucking trash internet whore, never deserved to be in any spotlight or on any TV. It was a glitch in the system when internet became mainstream and mainstream didn’t know how to deal, other than give all these seemingly popular people mainstream jobs, without realizing the logic behind why a half naked chick has millions of myspace fans, like the fact that she gets half naked and we’re perverts who like pretending we are friends with chicks who get half naked.

So I’ve been loving that her Ustream videos had 1000 views up until last week’s, where bitch actually fucking masturbated on cam like the cam whore she is, possibly because her dad never hugged her enough or some shit…or because she wasn’t happy seeing her fame dwindle and even that video only got 30,000 views….proving she’s fucking worthless and no one cares…

So she released a shitty video she claims was stolen from her laptop, because I guess celebs or wannabe celebs have issues not having their laptops stolen.

It is 5 seconds long and with her longtime model boyfriend who she pretends isn’t her boyfriend and because she figures being single and bi-sexual is more marketable -even though this motherfucker was the one pressing “Add as Friend” on myspace for her years ago and is just riding the fucking wave under the fucking radar…and here she is playing with his small penis…

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Tila Tequila is Naked on Ustream and only 1000 People Watch of the Day

Internet Marketer Tila Tequila is desperate as fuck for attention because the world has caught onto the lie that has been fed to them by the media and realized she’s nothing more than a fake titty whore who was in the right place at the right time and has no business being on TV or in Movies or really to have any celebrity. She is just a bitch who played the interenet properly by getting the most myspace friends, since people on myspace approved her friend request cuz she was half naked, and when mainstream media moved onto the internet and didn’t understand the internet, they assumed she was marketable and not just a useless idiot. They thought she was the fucking internet and they made her famous…..but thankfully that came to an end and now bitch is just alone and struggling, delusional about her celebrity and fanbase.

Most importantly she is getting naked live on webcam, doing what attention craving whores do before they forget that their purpose in life is nothing more than a webcam girl pretending to pay her way through college and the funniest thing in all this is that only 1,000 people bothered watching her.

I think more people would watch me naked on cam, just proving how fucking useless and irrelevant this bitch is despite how many “Twitter” followers she “has”….I think live feed of her killing herself is going to be her grand finale….

Here is the video…

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Tila Tequila in Yankee Lingerie Pics on the Only Place that Cares of the Day

I am assuming Tila Tequila put these pictures up on twitter, the only place that barely cares about her because the people on the shit have nothing better to do with their time that read drivel about other people’s boring fucking lives, updated 50 fucking times a day, especially when the person you happen to be following was the original myspace fake celebrity, who the media ate up and gave a couple trashy TV shows to, because America is desperate and falling apart at the seams, but not quite as desperate as Tila Tequila because she knows no one gives a fuck about her anymore and that her ride from the top is going to be a steady fucking slope down and I’m happy about that…

With any downward spiral especially one of someone who was only famous because of her slut outfits and behvavior, this chessy trash whore is going to keep getting more and more naked, eventually ending up in porn or dead in one of her fans trunk who approached her as a “producer” interested in giving her work and her excitement that someone still cared made her forget a background check….

Here are those pics of her supporting the Yankees with her lame tits.

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Tila Tequila Got Off Her Computer for Once of the Day

It’s no secret that Tila Tequila is addicted to her computer and the internet. I like to think it is because the internet is what gave her a fake celebrity back when the suits at big media and entertainment companies were trying to tap into the internet and used the same logic they used their entire careers that the number of fans you have, or people who know about you, the more marketable your product is, when the reality is that on the internet, you can trick people into thinking you have a lot of fans and just because a motherfucker decided to accept you on myspace because you have a series of really slutty pictures it doesn’t mean they will buy your shit. So now that she’s got nothing going for her and her moment in the spotlight is clearly over and done with, she’s gone back to one on one interaction with the people, hoping for another run that I am pretty sure will never fucking happen because I like to think the execs realize that people on the internet are bored and willing to click on pretty much anything, all they have to do is check her ustream videos that only get 7,000 views and she gets fucking naked in the shit…just proving her ship has sank and that makes me fucking happy…

Here she is with her fake useless tits…unfortunately with smartphone technology, bitch can bring twitter anywhere she goes….

Pics via Fame

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Tila Tequila’s Cry for Attention with her Costume Party for One Cam Show of the Day


I am not a therapist, but I think Tila Tequila’s got some serious fucking issues.

Not only does her life seem ridiculously depressing and lonely, where she spends her days on twitter trying to seduce the thousands of people who make her think she has fans and is relevant, when really she just has dudes who want to fuck her whore body, because she is one of the worlds most successful strippers….but every once in a while she does live videos of herself half naked and in this case in costumes that 7,000 people watch, because their lives are just as pathetic as hers, and waiting around to see her naked seems to be a reasonable way to spend the night….

Sure she makes good money whoring and having pretty much no shame, and maybe there is a science behind what she is doing, you know an actual business with a team of people doing her work for her, while she just enjoys her empire and part of the marketing strategy is to make us feel like she’s lonely, desperate and hanging onto what she had as the most popular person on myspace and who really cares, I’m thinking no one, because if they did, maybe Tila wouldn’t be such a wreck.

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Feelin’ Sorry for Tila Tequila Ustream of the Day

So here’s a video from the other night of Tila Tequila on Ustream trying to be sexy after a drunken night hosting a party at Penn State university where she pretends she’s drunk and wild, when I can tell it’s a bad act, I can also tell she lives a lonely life where she tries to get as much attention as she can from strangers to make her feel important as she sits in her hotel room at night talking nonsense to a bunch of fuckin losers who care what she has to say and hope they can pull at wack to her at 3 am, and despite being a whore who likes showing off her tits and cocktease talking all about nipslips and bullshit….

She keeps talking about where her people are from and loving her fans and reach, like an idiot and she keeps talking about her army and what she writes on twitter and bullshit and the bullshit only had 6,000 views cuz she is irrelevant, useless and no one cares, even though she starts deep throating her fries 15 minuttes into the video like the trash that she is would do. She deepthroats her burger and her fries and no one fuckin’ cares.

This shit goes on for a fucking hour dude… an hour….

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Tila Tequila’s Twitter Bra Pictures of the Day

I guess Tila Tequila started feeling her celebrity fading over the last few months and has taken to twitter to re-establish herself as the town whore of the internet who gets half naked and interracts with dudes she doesn’t know because she likes the attention and because it’s what got her to where she is today and here she is continuing to prove that there is something seriously wrong with society or at least American culture, where a talentless piece of shit you’d find in the trash in a China Town alley can crawl out of the cardboard takeout box, get breast implants and a myspace account and get her own TV show, record deal and house in the fuckin’ hills. The whole thing seriously offends me.

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Tila Tequila’s Ustream Insanity Nipple Slip Strip of the Day

I can’t follow Tila Tequila on twitter anymore. It’s just too fucking desperate to see her trying to get male attention or fame or whatever the fuck it is she’s looking for and her tweets just annoy me. I am all for girls trying to suck dick to get to the top, I am all for girls with serious daddy issues, who are willing to get naked and compromise any self respect they may have possibly had, but I hate having to watch it unfold all day long on the internet makes me feel like I am part of her insane, cheesy, stripper, clubkid, loser life and that’s just not working for me.

What is working for me is that she doesn’t deny being a whore and gives her fans what they want. No matter how desperate it seems, at least it’s authentic slutty behavior.

Here’s a video of her nipple slip and erotic dance cuz she’s an exhibitionist, this is what her life is all about and people are willing to watch as long as she’s willing to keep up the slutty since she’s got a lot of time on her hands, I just don’t know why she hasn’t got fucked on camera yet, maybe it is because all of this is a fuckin lie.

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Tila Tequila and Her Live Stream Piano Recital Bullshit of the Day

I am not sure what Tila is doing, but I have a feeling she’s doing a webcam video of her smoking a joint, but I guess it could be a cigarette, you know like a 14 year old girl who just picked up smoking and is trying to be bad, snappin’ off pics of her with a cigarette in her her mouth to post on her Facebook, so that all the family and friends see how bad she is, you know in an attempt to say “FUCK YOU DAD”.

Either way, here’s Tila talking about herself, with some kind of twang, like some kind of rapper, and it is annoying, but she shouts out Compton and Jamaica, because I guess those dudes like fake tits on tacky stripper types, identifying what her fan base is.

I find this whole fucking thing so weird, lonely and pretty fucking creepy. It makes me hate technology but at the same time makes me feel sorry for her, despite her fame and money, just shows off serious attention craving, I guess someone’s daddy didn’t hug her enough.

So watch it if you want, she’s running around her house alone, dancing around, singing stupid shit, talking stupid shit and takes the opportunity to show us how refined she is around 15 minutes in and plays the piano like some kind of virtuoso, who didn’t drop out of piano lessons to get fake tits and denounce the opressed asian life her partents forced her into, you know straight A’s, the chance of being a doctor and making a difference, hardcore piano recitals, gymnastics and whatever else Asian parent make their kids do, before they crack under serious ethnic pressure identity crisis and throw it all to shit.

The whole time, I’m just waiting for the serial killer to come in through those windows and off her ass.

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Tila Tequila Being Sexy on Webcam of the Day

Keeping with her roots of a glorified cam girl, who managed to limit her cam shows to her rich myspace friends who would send her money to Paypal on her quest to be famous, Tila’s decided to give us a look at what people used to pay to see and she’s in lingerie and dancing like a stripper, humping the camera, shoving her tits in ther camera and it’s pretty fuckin’ hot, despite the constant hate I send the bitch on twitter, more girls need to know their place like Tila do.

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Tila Tequila’s Bikini Cry For Attention of the Day

It is kind of funny how simple the world is for a female celebrity. All she has to do is get into a bikini and all the idiot dudes start clicking, giving them the attention they want.

It is a lot like the local party slut with her tits busting out of her low cut top, so that everyone in the bar looks her way, because the world isn’t that complicated, men like pussy and pussy that advertises itself is more interesting to look at than pussy in a fucking turtleneck sweater, girls who seem like they’d put out, seem like less work than girls who keep shit classy.

So even if you just plan on treating that pussy like the slut that it is and never plan on bringing it out in public with you or to meet your mother, or even if you just stand on the sidelines appreciating the show, because you aren’t down with HIV, you can appreciate that Daddy issues don’t seem to be such a bad thing, sure the pussy gets ravaged more than the non-Daddy issue pussy, but in their quest for attention, they end up money makin’ and a hell of a lot more opportunity lands on their numerous abortion lap.

That’s not to say girls in bikini are slutty, but it is to say that girls who pose in bikinis for any attention they can didn’t get enough attention from their dads and have just figured out the marketing mystery to have people notice them and their fake tits.

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Tila Tequila’s Striptease for Attention of the Day

Tila Tequila has figured out the magic formula to get attention from dudes and that involves getting naked or half naked on youtube. Shit is like her myspace strategy that got her famous in the first place, but in video or some shit, and I guess as long as you’re a chick willing to show your tit on the internet, there’s always going to be guys willing to jerk off to you and girls to be envious of the confidence you have in being an internet whore.

Either way, this is a video of Tila Tequila doing a sex dance for Ray J, Kim Kardashian’s sex partner in that video, because her most recent publicity stunt was that she is dating him even though I’ve been told she actually has a boyfriend of 8 years who lets her do these stunts because it means he doesn’t have to work, like every dude I know who has dated strippers

Watch the video. I am slow fucking moving today.

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Tila Tequila Does her Cam Girl Bullshit of the Day

I posted some bullshit Tila Tequila promoting her new album the only way she knows how and that’s by cheapening her whoreself by doing a camgirl show like the poor drug addict girl I met on craigslist lookin’ for real porn work, or the chick I met at Burger King drunk who added me to AIM and opened up to being a cam girl and who I eventually convinced to go on cam and vacuum naked when she wasn’t at work. Those were the glory days of the internet when you went on cam because you were an exhibitionist who liked people watching you naked or someone too lazy to get a real job trying to pay the rent, before you needed shitty half naked cam videos to drive traffic to your site or sell records….

I guess you couldn’t expect much more from Tila, half naked on the internet are her roots and I’m not complaining, I think all bitches should get naked to sell shit, I’m talking to you girl who works the cash at the grocery store…and to you girl at the coffee shop who always gives me sex eyes…..and to the girl who works at the pet store and pretty much every girl I come across in the day to make my life more interesting and sexy.

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Tila Tequila’s New Trashy Whore Song of the Day

Tila Tequila is beyond fucking lame. She’s is like a washed up cheesy club girl that has no talents, she just had the abillity to use a hack script on Myspace to send out 1000s of friend requests, and because she was half naked people accepted. She has no business being famous, she’s barely even cute, she has big fake tits and that’s about all she has going for her. Not to mention this whole act is just an act. Four people I know close to her say she’s been in a longterm relationship since before all this started, I’m talking 6 years with the same motherfucker, who doesn’t care that she makes out with random dudes when it means she gets fucking paid. I am tired of the bullshit.

That said, here is a video of her previewing her new garbage song, you guessed it, half naked, because that’s the only way people will listen to this garbage. The only line that stands out for me in this clever song “I fucked the DJ” was when she “raps” and I use that term very fucking loosely Raw with no protection”. Good message to all the 13 year old girls who think you’re relevant. More unwanted pregnancy and STDs is just what the world needs, especially when this cunt is exclusive to one fucking cock for close to a fucking decade, a monogamous preaching slut behavior. I hate these fucking lies.

Bonus here she is with her friends flashing the mirror at the club….

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