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2008

16

Jan

Selita Ebanks Brings Her Bra Out to Fight of the Day

Her name is Selita Ebanks and she’s one of the less popular Victoria’s Secret angels. I’ve never really heard of her but then again my wife doesn’t get the catalog because she’s too damn fat to rock any of their goods and that’s why I hate fucking her.

Here she is hosting some event opening of some Fight Week. I guess some of these Victoria’s Secret models take on shitty jobs hosting parties and opening of events because it helps pay the bills or some shit, and it reminds me of this time I met a hot chick who told me she was a model then a week later rolled through some convention randomly and she was handing out condoms, and a few months later saw the same girl handing out Toilet Paper samples at the Grocery Store because I guess editorial work wasn’t too fruitful, but the convenience of her new job was that if she wanted fruit, she just had to roll a couple aisles over.

Either way, Selita is lookin good in a see through shirt and we can see her bra, something you’d think wouldn’t be too exciting on some bitch who is always in lingerie, but as a pervert, I take what I can get as often as I can get it and rarely get bored, even when shit’s been played the fuck out and she’s not showing nipple or shoving things in her ass on all fours.


Related Posts:

The People/Perverts Who Attended the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Pictures of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
Victoria’s Secret Angels Fly Virgins
Live Blogging the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

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2008

16

Jan

Tara Reid is a Drunken Mess of the Day

You can take the slut out of the party, usually by carrying her drunken ass out in a way that if she pukes none of it splashes on your new shoes, but you can’t take the party out of the slut. I know that made absolutely no sense, but what I am getting at is that Tara Reid is a lot like Paris Hilton in the sense that they are both around 30 years old, but still party like they are 18 year olds at a frat party during homecoming week.

There’s nothing really wrong with making a life out of getting fucked and fucked up, it actually turns me on, because girls who get their lives together and work the corporate gig to save up for the down payment on the condo and the one vacation they go on with all their girlfriends during Christmas vacation and the occassional slip up where they want to feel like they are young again and hit up some lame old lady bar all while pretending they weren’t taking 2 dicks at the same time in the coat check room after drinking 27 shots 5 years earlier kinda bore the fuck out of me.

I am all for having a good time with people who don’t know what the fuck is going on because they’re too fucking wasted and without booze I would have never bagged most of the girls I’ve bagged. So here are some pics of Tara Reid living the dream.


Related Posts:

Tara Reid’s Big Fake Titties in a BikinI Top
Skinny Tara Reid in a Bikini Photoshoot
Tara Reid Rubbin Her Titties With Lotion
Tara Reid is Lookin Sexy and Drunk in Australia

Posted in:Messy|Unsorted

2008

16

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Pregnant Ass is Still Ashamed of the Day

Jessica Alba is ashamed because she knows what she did was wrong and if you don’t know what I am talking about it’s pretty fucking simple. She was involved with this dude Cash Warren, they broke up, he went off to do whatever he does and she ran after him. Being a dude, he fell for the break-up sex, thinking she was on her Birth Control pill or using a condom bitch didn’t poke a hole into and she miraculously got pregnant. Being the good guy he is, he decided it was his duty to walk her through this and try to be together again, despite knowing she did something crazy to lock him in….so it’s just a matter of time before Alba is a single mother working 2 jobs, bringing home random men in hopes of finding a father figure and someone to do the “man jobs” around the house and cuddle her lonely, needy ass at night….

Then again, I could be wrong because I did totally fabricated this story in my paranoid head, but I think it’s the truth and that’s all that matters to me…..


Related Posts:

Jessica Alba is Hiding Behind Magazines from the Camera
Pregnant Alba is Hiding from the Cameras
More Pregnant Alba Hiding from the Cameras
Jessica Alba Keeps Hiding

Posted in:Shame|Unsorted

2008

16

Jan

Britney Spears Buys a Pregnancy Test of the Day because She’s Crazy of the Day


I haven’t been following the Britney Spears story at all because I honestly don’t give a fuck. I am too self absorbed and I find the shit pretty fucking boring because it’s got nothin to do with me. I don’t really care that she’s completely insane or that she’s lost her kids and has been skipping court dates. I guess it’s sad that she’s probably goin to end up killing herself or institutionalized and that someone like her isn’t really safe to have on the streets and that her life is so fucking chaotic and intense when it could have been so relaxed and retired by 23 because she fucked the wrong dude who took her for a ride and ruined her making it like a scene from a really bad movie, all while I sit at my computer in my soiled underwear eating a muffin.

Either way, I heard she’s banging a paparazzi and I am jealous of him, because I’d want to be on the front lines of this shit but that’s just because I think my life is dull and I think it’d be fun. I always had a thing for vulnerable girls, they are easy to win over and K-Fed again and it seems like homie may have already hooked that up, because she was seen out buying a pregnancy test.

I like the way she thinks, if the motherfuckers won’t let her have her babies, she’ll just make herself some more.They can’t stop her tattered womb from doing what it’s supposed to do and that’s the kind of ambition you need to become a success. You don’t take no for an answer, you keep going back to the studio til you find that hit, even if it means fucking an immigrant with a camera to make it happen.

It reminds me of the time girl refused to go on a date with me, so I just climbed her fire escape, crawled into her room and stole all her dirty panties…because let’s face it, that’s all I really wanted her for…and I just wouldn’t take no for an answer….so in a Lot of ways I am like Britney Spears and that’s pretty exciting. Want to see me dance?

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2008

16

Jan

Rachel Bilson in a Bikini for GQ of the Day


Rachel Bilson is just one of those girl you’d see in the club and totally want to slip the date rape drug into her drink. She’s small and that makes it easier to pull her out by her hair without anyone asking any questions. Once getting her into the cab, you’d just tell the cabby how she just had one too many Tequila shots and that as her longtime friend you want to make sure she gets home safe so that some creepy dude doesn’t get her home and have his way with her, totally tricking him into thinking that you’re not that creepy dude taking her home to have your way with her and possibly even tricking him into giving you a free ride because you’re just that nice and more crafty that a group of grandmas at a church bazaar.

Rachel Bilson does things to me that not many other girls do. She makes me a bad boy. She’s like the girl the rapist said was wearing too short of a skirt and that’s what made him do it. The proof of that is that she made me watch a Zach Braff whiney Jew movie just to see her in one sex scene that lasted a minutre and she also made me watch a whole couple seasons of the OC in one sitting when I was at a friend’s house and the OC marathon was on and I had drank one or two too many cocktails.

The point of all this is to say that I am not a date rapist or any kind of rapist for that matter, but Rachel Bilson could have the power to change that, she’s the kind of girl who makes me want to try new things and explore new worlds but since the the chances of me being in the same room as her are pretty much slim to none, and since I am a pretty sexy middle-aged fat married dude that she’d totally want a piece of and since you can’t rape the willing, this post shouldn’t lead you to calling the police.

It should however lead you to be happy, because GQ has got Rachel Bilson doing some pretty magical half naked things and that’s a good way to start your day. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Hayden Panettiere and Rihanna are Sluts For GQ
Jessica Biel Bikini for GQ
Lohan is Hot for GQ

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2008

16

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and had a celebrity encounter. Some tall, mean looking black girl was walking towards me with her big bald black boyfriend and I turned to the drunken asshole I was with and said it was Omarosa from the Apprentice, thinking I was making a bad racist joke. The drunken asshole I was with turned to me and told me that is was her and about 3 seconds later some TMZ lookin’ paparazzi punk kid sprints by us to get his footage with her. I am telling you this because I am tired of being called a racist and getting racist hate mail when clearly I know my black people.

Here are my links:

Mark Ronson is Amy Winehouse’s Coke Dealer
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Some Teen Throws Some Crazy Party and Makes the News in Australia as He Hides from His Parents
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HOT “MODEL” GIRLS HIT THE SHEETS
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Some Funny Police Brutality On Some Crazy Bitch
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Vida Guerra working out those Glutes
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Some Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt Pictures
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Mena Suvari in a Hot Photoshoot
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Some David Choe Sexy Tea Stain Pussy Shots
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Jessica Simpson’s Dad Tips Off the Paparazzi Because He is Scum
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Here’s Some Club Slut Named Kimberly Holland in her Lingerie Posing…
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Some Lohan Freaking Out at the Paparazzi and Not at Me Video
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Here’s Some Guide to Lingerie for You People Who Will Never Find a Woman To Buy Lingerie For
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Some Model Named Elizabeth Banks Posing Like the Slut that She Is….
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Some Weird Co-Workers Had Sex in Their Seats on the Plane and Got Arrested When THey Landed
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1 Girl 1 Pitcher is My New Favorite Site
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Some Billionaire’s Girlfriend’s Ass in a Bikini For You
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Kelly Osborne and Amy Winehouse Rockin’ Out Together in London
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Chase Crawford from Gossip Girl Has Some Myspace Pics That Have Hit the Net – These are Them
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Jenna Jameson in 1996 at the AVN Awards Flashback
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Good Faggot Madden Talks About His Baby With Nicole Richie
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Some Hot Girls Naked Together Photoshoot
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Some Jamie Pressley Lookin’ Good After Having Her Baby
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Some Hysterical Advice from Khia for Hood Magazine
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Kimberly Stewart Lookin’ Disgusting on Her Way To Villa Lounge in LA
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Her Name is Cody Lane and She’s Shoving Things in Her Ass
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Here are Some Topless and Slutty Pictures of the King of France’s New Girlfriend Who He Will Probably Marry
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Here are Some Hot Chick Computer Tips
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Pornstar Signing Autographs at the AVN’s in a See-Through Outfit
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Pam Anderson’s Tits Reunited With Tommy Lee at at Baseball Game
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Erykah Badu Takes On Being A Clown
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Rihanna Lookin’ Whiter Than Ever
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Some Celebrity Impersonator Video
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A MOMENT OF CLARITY FOR “BOOTH BABES”
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Some Major Hump Dancing Video
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Some Crazy Wrestler Stabs his Opponent
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Some Naked Chick Drinking Alizee Cuz She’s Gangster
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Britney Spears Hard Nipples, Stained Shirt, Short Shorts Pictures I Was Going to Post But Forgot TO
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Some Girl Dancing on a Dildo Ball
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Some Pre-911 World Trade Center Ad
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Some Hot Fucking Photobucket Chick NAKED
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Bad Girls Club Episode Preview With Girls in Booty Shorts…
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Some Tom Cruise is Crazy in his Scientologist Speech
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Kid Rock Gave A Bus Boy $1000
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Monica Hansen in FHM
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Some Amateur UFO VIdeo
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Ashley Tisdale And Her New Penis
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Matthew McConaughey Knocks Up His Hot Slut….Proper.
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Britney Spears Wrote a Suicide Letter Because She’s Crazy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Hospitalized For Being Ugly
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Crazy Britney Spears Had a Naked Shopping Spree in a Betsey Johnson Store….Because She’s Fucking Crazy
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Some Paris Hilton Bikini Pictures for Some Photoshoot….
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Oprah is Taking Over the World and that Turns Me On
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Alessandra Ambrosio May Be Pregnant
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Fat Dude Chugging a Thing of Maple Syrup Because It’s Something Only a Fat Dude Would DO
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FROM THE FORUM

The Cars Anthology
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Danielle Lloyd Thread
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Spank Rock – Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
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The Pretenders Greatest Hits
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Danzig
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Mazzy Star – She hangs Brightly
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This chick should be in porn – video
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A new type of sex toy – NSFW
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Talking Heads – stop making sense
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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2008

15

Jan

Brad Renfro is Dead of the Day

Known Heroin addict and child star Brad Renfro was found dead in his home at 9 am this morning by his girlfriend. I guess the real issue is who the fuck is showing up at anyone’s house at 9 in the fucking morning I think there are rules against that shit.

Either way, he was in Bully and a few other movies like The Client and Apt Pupil and now his next role is going to be 6 feet under….

Self Destruction is a sad thing, but when self destruction actually works and the motherfucker dies, I have little sympathy. If he was found dead because of cancer or AIDS or a heart defect or a car accident or foul play or some shit, I’d be a little nicer, but this selfish heroin bullshit is just drawn out suicide that isn’t fair to the people who actually love the motherfucker…That said, the cause of death is unknown….and it’s probably bad luck if I don’t say Rest in Peace Motherfucker.

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2008

15

Jan

Eva Mendes’ Cleavage Makes Me Feel Like a Loser of the Day

Nothing says that I am all man like posting pictures of a girl’s cleavage like I love the shit so much that I can’t get enough of it and need to run to my website to talk about it. This is the internet version of going to the mall and sitting across from some busty slag in the food court and just freaking out over her tits as they spill out of her shirt as she unsuspectingly bends the fuck over to put more mustard on her corn dog or some shit.

Posting pictures of some celebrity I don’t give a fuck about showing off some cleavage shirt definitely doesn’t make me feel like a loser with no fucking sex life or no fucking life at all, giving me the time to crop this shit and post it like it’s fucking worth everyone’s attention….It’s basically saying that a girl can’t wear a cleavage shirt without having some pervert staring them down….unfortunately today I am that pervert and I’m not proud of it.

Here are some pictures of Eva Mendes showing off some cleavage and here I am making a big deal about it like I give a fuck. Cuddles.

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2008

15

Jan

Beyonce’s Got a Camel Toe of the Day

The problem for girls who are bigger than they like to admit is that they usually wear pants that are too small for them and those pants ride up their pussies like shit was the school bus and they had no fuckin’ choice because if they didn’t their mom’s would ground the fuckers and school would give them a fuckin’ detention or some shit.

The good thing about girls who are bigger than they like to admit is that we get to see what their pussies look like through their pants as they ride the shit like it was a school bus and they had no choice.

So as Beyonce gets older and rounder her pants stay the same and lucky for us we get to see a little camel toe cunt definition, because despite it not being the same kind of luck as winning a million dollars or actually getting pussy, it’s its own kind of luck that makes staring at your computer a little more entertaining.

After zooming in on the shit, I realize that there’s no fucking cameltoe in these pictures and I reported false fucking news, unfortunately I am in too deep to pull the story so fuck it.


Related Posts:

Beyonce Vagina Slip of the Day
Beyonce in a Leotard Performing
Beyonce Flashes Her Tits on Stage
Some Beyonce in an Orange Bikini Pictures
Beyonce in a See Through Shirt

Posted in:Pussy Definition|Unsorted

2008

15

Jan

Janice Dickinson Showing Us How Flexible Her Rubber Body Is of the Day

Fake tits are retarded and I don’t understand the psychology behind getting that shit, but they seem to be pretty fucking popular amongst girls who like asshole muscle dudes in Ed Hardy t-shirts with frosted spiked hair.

They also seem to be popular with girls who like to flaunt that shit like they were born with big tits and the fuckers are something special that not just anybody could have if they had the money or interest. It’s like when my asshole friend shows off his flat screen TV to me and tells me how fucking awesome it is, like he’s living the fuckin’ dream, meanwhile the fucking thing cost him 600 dollars, and that’s not that much fuckin’ money, making his dream pretty fucking attainable for the average fuckin’ man.

None of that really matters because I’ve been talking about fake tits way too fuckin’ much the last couple of days, it’s like I’ve been dreaming, breathing and eating the fuckers or something and I can only blame the AVN awards I didn’t attend for tainting me with images of porn sluts and dreams of fuckin’ pornstars because they pretty much fuck anything.

Here’s some Janice Dickinson bikini pictures because being old, haggard and leather skinned may not allow her to model anymore, but shit is encouraged in the porn industry so all she’s gotta do is shift things out a little and by shift things out I mean take some cock up in her on camera…..she’s already got all the moves down because she’s had so much plastic surgery, bitch moves like she’s made of rubber, so we’re halfway there and that’s more than I can say for myself about pretty much anything except maybe being a faillure, but i like the think I’ve done that right and I’m fully there.

Related Posts:

Janice Dickinson’s Pantyhose Flash
Janice Dickinson’s Bra Flash

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2008

15

Jan

Paris Hilton the Drunken MC on the Mic at LAX of the Day

Here is a video I heard about yesterday from LAX Sundays in Hollywood for the Banana Split party featuring DJ “Gayer Than Bicycle Shorts” AM and Aoki where Paris Hilton shows us what money does to a girl who could have been high society, sipping tea with royalty, playing tennis with other blue blooded people named Blair, but instead chose to be a coked up whore who goes to shitty clubs and dances while getting wasted like she was a piece of trailer park trash on crystal meth fucking on camera to pay for the next hit, because I guess you can’t buy class, but you can buy drugs and it’s probably a lot more fun than class, even if you embarrass yourself and your family in the process.

I ripped off the transcript of what she said from another site, because I am lazy so here it is:

“. . . by the way this Sunday fucking night DJ am is here–the shit–he has all his boys–he fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place to go. Sunday night is my new favorite night. Everyone in here is rocking their fucking balls off. I love it. I wanna suck it, fuck it, lick it, eat it, snort it, fuck it, [unintelligible]. So lets all party our nuts off because this is the best crowd. Fuck the Hollywood crowd. I love the LAX crowd. They’re all here fucking DJ AM Steve Aoki and all of AM’s fucking boys who are the best DJs ever. We’re gonna have so much fun tonight. I love you and there’s so many hot girls and boys here that I wanna fuck you all. I love you all.”

I know a few people who were at this event and apparently she was celebrating her birthday and kissing up on all the DJs and was acting all kinds of crazy. When they told me they had pictures of the event, I just didn’t give a fuck, because I see shots of Paris partying and dancing around like a useless cunt more often than I see my cock, which is also a useless cunt, but a little more penis-influenced, but that’s not the point. She’s played out, she’s old, she’s done did and I think the world is ready for Paris to jump off a bridge or have an overdose in her million dollar home. because clearly the glory days are over, but you gotta give her credit and that is that all young girls fuck on camera now, because of what Paris did and that makes surfing exgirlfriend porn a hell of a lot more interesting than it was 10 years ago and that’s not such a bad legacy to have. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Paris Hilton’s Vagina Exlcusive Doesn’t Mean It’s an Exclusive Vagina, If You Know What I mean
Paris Hilton Does stepTV
Paris Hilton Exclusive Party Pictures
Paris Hilton Practices For New Years
All of My Paris Hilton Posts Ever of All Time…

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2008

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been sick all day and I’ve had the worse gas of my life all day. I ate some mexican food and it raped my insides because Mexico food in Canada doesn’t work for Mexican dudes. For the first time in my life I smell like my wife’s pussy and it’s turning me on, so as I sit here lookin’ for links, I just keep breathing the toxic shit in and feel like I am tasting a piece of heaven…..

Speaking of Heaven, A Plastic Surgeon Reads the Site, Because I Attract High Society and He Responded with Why Jenna’s Tits are So Wonky…Check it Out…
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Now here are my links:

Here’s a Brutal Race Car Accident…
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Some Drunk Paris Hilton Video
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Club Slut Jennifer Hanley
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Bjork is Insane …. We Only Realize this Now
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Flower Tucci is a Pornstar Showing Off Her Ass In a Dress…
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Pulp FIction Writer Gets Arrested for Manslaughter
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Rachel Bilson Refuses to Go Naked
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Amy Reid Showing her Vagina Pictures
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Vanessa Hudgens in Short Shorts
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Your New Favorite Sport – Cock Boxing
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Some Crazy Homeless Guy Video
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Some Sweet Child of Mine Video Gayness
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Some Ashley Tisdale in Shorts Pictures
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Guy gets caught beating his meat…
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Spice Girls At Some Fashion Show
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Banging David Spade
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Some Big Boob Prank Video
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Here’s a Lesbian Shower Video
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This is the Easiest Way to See Up a Girls Skirt
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Amy Winehouse and All Kinds of Crazy at the Supermarket
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Club Slut Forbidden
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Some Young Girls Dip It Low in Some Tennis Skirts
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Britney Spears Rocking an Intensely Rude Jacket…
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Exclusive Britney in the Bathroom of the Courthouse Story That Involves Her Pulling Out Her Tampon and Swinging it Around Her Head Insanity….Holy Shit.
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Glenn Close Is Turnin’ Me On With Her Milky Mustache…
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Some Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Some Fucking Hot Webcam Video
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Some Crazy Guy on the Subway Video
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Scrape the Wall You Farting Bitch
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Talking Vagina Video…
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Check Out the Crazy Dollhouse Dude at the Britney Spears Court Case
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Nicky Watson Bikini Pictures
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Some Clip from the Movie The Ten of Jesus Taking Someone’s Virginity….because Being the Son of God Used to Go Far with the Ladies….
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Video of a guy that snaps his leg in half trying some stupid BMX stunt
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Heidi Montag for Maxim Photoshoot Video
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This is Some Hot Playboy Chick Wrestling Didn’t Want
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Cop Runs Over a Handicapped Dude
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You Need this Shirt Because You Think You Can Get Laid
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Find PORN!!!
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Stop Being a Loser – Cover Your Stink and Seduce Women
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Get Yourself A Slut….
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Photobucket Panty and Pussy Shots
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Vagina and Anal Play on Photobucket
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Some Photobucket Vagina and Tit Lickin’
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Some Self Shot Pics for Some Suburban Gangster
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Some Girl’s TIt and Panty Ass Flash
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Some Nude Portraits
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Some Young Lookin Vagina
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Some Self Shot Big Tits
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Army Chick – G-String and Tits
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Some Self Shot Vagina
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More Tits an Ass
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FROM THE FORUM

Heart Thread
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Stevie Ray Vaughn
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Life Aquatic OST
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Incubus – Morning View
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Awesome Exhibitionist
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2008

14

Jan

New York Sex Tape of the Day

I don’t have a TV so I have no idea what this I Love New York bullshit is, but from what I know, it’s gotta do with some black chick. This clip is rumored to be her sex tape with some dude she met at a club who she was getting busy with and somehow this clip got released.

Since I don’t know who the bitch is, I can’t tell you if this is legit or not, and I guess it doesn’t really matter, what does matter is whether dude’s wearing a condom, because whoever this is, she looks dirty and I am not just saying that because she’s got dark skin and could have got that dark skin by rolling around in a mud puddle because that would be racist and I am not racist. I am saying it because you should always use a rubber with a girl you meet in a club because they are usually whores or something not too far off from being a whore…It’s not a race thing….That’s all.

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2008

14

Jan

Jenna Jameson is a Model of the Day

The funny thing about low grade pornstars is that they can’t really afford the fake tits because despite fucking on camera for money, they don’t make the kind of money needed to invest. It’s too much of a stretch to support their low grade lives and addictions to put money aside for the big operation. So they try to make the extra cash for their tits by stripping but never quite make enough because as low grade girls no one really asks them for lap dances unless it’s for a joke on one of their buddies or because they are too drunk to notice how busted the low grade pornstars are. So the only way for them to get big titties is to spend their $5000 dollars on fried food, because at least that way they gets to eat and big tits at the same time. The only downfall is big titties from food mean a big ass to match, but when you’re low grade who really gives a fuck about you.

Jenna Jameson is a pornstar who could pull off buying the fake tits multiple times because she’s a dick sucking for money success story , and here she is trying to pull off being a model on the runway, something her haggard face is having a hard time doing, if only life was as simple as just putting 5000 dollars into tits and putting a dick in your mouth, then we wouldn’t all be forced to watch her half dead AIDS body fail as hard as your little penis gets for her as she tries to go mainstream.

At least we get to look at her nasty implant scars that she paid 5000 dollars for. Money well spent if you ask me. It’s like that time I paid someone to give me a black eye because I wanted to look tough for a chick, only more expensive and more permanent. These porn bitches really are living the life.

Either way, Jenna announced that she wasn’t going to spread her legs on camera anymore and based on these pics – that’s a good thing because she’s fucking disgusting and creepy.

BONUS – Jenna at the AVN awards with her INSANE Self-Absorbed Speech….


Related Posts:

Jenna Jameson is the Living Dead
Jenna Jameson is on the Runway in a One-Piece Bathing Suit
Jenna Jameson’s Got Tits
Jenna Jameson was Hot at this Photoshoot

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2008

14

Jan

Some AVN Pictures Emailed to Me of the Day

A pervert amongst perverts is not really a pervert – they are just considered normal….so maybe a virgin loser amongst virgin losers are not really virgin losers, which is good news for you, now all you got to do it find some like-minded people.

The porn awards and expo is a place for the freaks who chronically masturbate and who obsess over their favorite porn sluts to finally meet these trashy half naked bitches. So they show up with cataloged pictures of all their favorite porn sluts and wait in line for hours to get their autograph, which is really not that bad, considering the amount of times they’ve cum inside the rubber vagina molded to these girls. The line-ups are really secondary to the happiness meeting the girl you think you’re already married to, because of all the times you’ve jerked off to them when no one else was there for you.

Either way, my whole theory on this shit is that some dude who runs the industry started the awards to make the porn girls feel like what they do is a legitimate line of work, to give them recognition and to make them feel like they are good at what they do and that it matters because finding girls who love sucking cock and taking it up the ass on camera isn’t the easiest thing to do when girls think it’s the equivalent of being a whore and no one really wants to be a whore. But the second you put the stamp of approval on this shit, everything changes and all of a sudden everything becomes okay and accepted.

One of my readers felt bad about me not getting to go to the awards or the EXPO so he sent in his pictures for me to post. Thanks for the goodtimes pervert, I hope meeting your fantasy girlfriend was all you hoped it was.

On a side-note, I know nothing about porn or pornstars even though I am considered a NSFW porn site, so I couldn’t tell you who is who in these pictures if I tried, but I am sure you can fill us all in….

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