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2008

25

Jan

LL Cool J Hump Dancing his White Slut Groupie at Sundance of the Day

Here are some pictures from LL Cool J performing at Sundance recently and as exciting as seeing some washed up rap superstar reliving the good old days like the time this hooker I knew decided to go back to work the streets 10 years after quitting, going back to some trade school and landing a normal job only to realize it sucked worse than sucking random cock for money….

The good news is that no matter how washed up you are, people are still willing to give you the love you once had, like that hooker still got dudes willing to pay for sex and LL Cool J still got a groupie bitch up on stage to grind with like he’s still got it.

Seeing these bitches who live shitty average lives, working shitty cubicle jobs with dreams of fame and a confidence in their body that comes from doing yogalates classes at the local YMCA so that they can sleep into lame low waisted jeans and a mid drift top to show off a lame hip tattoo they got when they were into guys who drive jeeps and wakeboard and listen to Blink 182 and tanning salon tan with just enough panty to distract us from how much of a cunt is while pretending to be Fergie.

Dreams do come true and it’s nice seeing knowing that all those wet t-shirt contests, weekly drunken club nights and hours watching hip hop videos only to make her own YouTube booty shake videos like all her friends have finally paid off and now bitch is making the internet rounds giving her to finally give her the right to tell her other slut friends how fuckin’ famous she is now, it’s a lot better than the time she told them how she went home with some DJ and got naked in the hot tub with 10 dudes before doing coke off one of their dicks and letting him cum on her face after a wild night of drinking.


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Necro Pretty Much Rapes a Bitch on Stage
Some Crazy Lesbian Dancer
Topless Dancer Video
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Posted in:Hip Hop|LL Cool J|Unsorted|White Girl

2008

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to commemorate Heath Ledger by agreeing to go to this creepy dude who lives in my apartment complex's Heath Ledger memorial party. I figured he would have lured all the girls in the building and thought it would be a good opportunity for them to finally meet the guy who steals their underwear from the laundry room.

When I showed up, it turned out that I was the only one invited and the only Heath Ledger movie he had was Brokeback Mountain, so we watched it twice, he fucked me up the ass, then I pretended it didn't happen for my entire life before having a prescription pill overdose at 28.


I am just making Heath Ledger jokes like This Conservative Radio Host
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More on the Same Dude…
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I’m funny like that and here are my links.

Jordan’s Fake Tan Is Hot
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Get Off To Some Half Naked Fitness Models You Fat Fuck
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Daisy Fuentes Bikini Lingerie Shoot From Before She Was Fat
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Party Girl Christy West Posing Half Naked For the Club
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Some Drunk Molester on the Beach Grabbing Girl’s Asses
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Shay Laren Playin wii Completely Naked
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Miley Cyrus as a Punk You’d Get Arrested for Fucking
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Cameron Diaz and Eva Mendes Had a Burp and Fart Contest
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Some Lil Kim Panty Upskirt
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Some Vintage Porn to Remind You Of The Good Ol’ Days of Bush
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Some Jessica Alba Breast Feeding Gossip to Jerk Off To
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nina Moric’s Calendar Pics
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The Rumor is that Katie Holmes’ Baby Isn’t Actually Tom Cruise’s but that Homo From American Pies
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Crazed Wife Smashes In and Out of Her Husbands Car Cuz She’s Crazy
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A Pregnant Halle Berry is Ready to Drop
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Tits in this Ass Have No Nipples….But Still Need to be Sucked
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Paris Hilton Interview on Some Philly Morning Show Talkin About How Great She Is
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Don Vitos Does a Pussy Slide
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Some Banned Boondocks For Using The Word Niggaz
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Some Asshole Eats Some Concrete Video That is Graphic….
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Asian Girls at the Squirting Championship Weirdness
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Lucy Lui’s Got a Hard Asian Nipple
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Lohan’s Drug Dealer is Going to Sell Their Story
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The Rumor is That MK Olsen Was Heath Ledger’s Girlfriend
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The UK Cops Take on a Drunk Thug Who Fights BackVideo….
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Some Korean Model Hyori Lee On Webcam Gayness
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Shitty Viral Video of the Day
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Here’s a Pretty Hot See Through Dress From Paris Fashion Week
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Tori Spelling is Pregnant Again and Her Canadian is Set For Life…
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Tony Romo Fired Her From Being His Pussy
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Some Maria Sharapova Playing Tennis Cuz Chicks in Sports are Hot
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Young Chick Rockin’ Out on Some Piano and is All Good and Shit Video….
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Heath Ledger did Drugs With Naomi Campbell
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Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria in a Lesbian Fantasy Picture
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Girls Retarded Big Tits Exposed
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Some Chick Doing a Webcam Strip in a Dorm Room For Dudes
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The New Hoes of Flavor of Love
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Jack Nicholson Warned Heath Ledger to Not Take Ambien – The Sleeping Pill That Was Involved in his Death
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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I Don’t Understand This Asian Porn Clip With Tribal Bitches and Jerking Off Weirdness
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2 Chicks Wrestling After Some Event in the Parking Lot
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I Think This Dude Farts While Getting it On With a Hot Chick
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Granny Gets Arrested for Telling Off a Cop
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Some J.Lo Photoshoot from Before She Was Pregnant and Fat
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Some Lesbian Sex Video
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Another Lesbian Massage Video
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Dirty Old Lady…..
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:
A Whole Lot of Vagina
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Some Hot Asian Chick Gettin All Naked
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Some Black Vadge
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Girl in Fishnet Suit Showin Tit
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FROM THE FORUM:
Basement Jaxx – Crazy Itch Radio
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Beth Orton – Trailer Park
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Best of Dance Rock
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SPARKY!!
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Trick Daddy – Back By Thug Demand
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LTJ Bukem – Journey Inwards
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Nirvana Live at Pat O’Brien Pavillion
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Hey Schoolboy
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www.thug.com
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Mos Def – True Magic
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Making Moves Vol. 1
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Get Yourself some Porn
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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Posted in:Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Lucy Pinder Protesting to Not Test on Models Because It Makes Them Look Dumb Because They are Dumb of the Day

I was never for activists because they are usually greasy fucking hippie posers who think they have the power to change the fucking world and obsess over bullshit that’s not important but they think are important amongst their other greasy fucking hippie poser losers they met in their Poli Sci Class when in reality they are usually just uneducated fucks who don’t know the whole story and it’s all pretty embarrassing for them, but not as embarrassing as their stench.

I am however all for activists with retarded fake tits who protest irrelevant shit as a publicity stunt in front of MTV in see through dresses like being against testing on models because they are tired of beautiful people looking stupid on TV and I assume it’s because they consider themselves beautiful people who are misrepresented by the media and that’s why they got such huge implants to enhance that beauty not to distract us from other shortcomings like the fact that they are smart.

The reality is that this is probably a real issue because being a hot chick doesn’t always mean you’re dumb as shit, it usually just means you are lazy because you can use your looks to get ahead, and the dumb chicks are usually the sluts who aren’t actually hot, but think they are hot, and bleach their hair, fake tan their skin and implant their tits and act like assholes because they are assholes craving attention, ruining it for the rest of hot chicks.

So what it comes down to is that failing math so many times that you have to suck off the teacher to graduate is a serious issue because let’s face it, when you got looks you really don’t need brains to suck dick to get to the top and to solve this, we should be picking these potential hot chicks out of grade school and sending them to a special place where there are no text books, just hair stylists and there are no tests, just photographers and there are no homecoming games, just mock-bikini shoots, and there is no school dances, just coke fueled club nights with the hottest DJs in the world.

Lets face it, why make a hot bitch jump through the hoops normal people have to jump through just to get by when they are already so advanced and that’s why MTV and the rest of the world needs to stop testing models because ya’ll are just jealous.


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Posted in:Protest|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Camila Alves is One Hot Pregnant Chick I’d Like To Fuck of the Day

Her name is Camila Alves, she’s a 22 year old Brazilian model and she let Matthew McConaughey cum inside her. She’s about 3 months pregnant in these pictures from yesterday and she’s one of the rare pregnant chick’s I’d like to fuck while pregnant because she’s just that hot.

I never had an issue with fuckin’ girls who fucked other dudes, even if it was an hour before I was fucking them, because that’s kinda how it works with whores and I sure as fuck don’t have any issue with fucking a girl who is all hormonal, gassy, bloated and carrying another man’s baby, it be like some kind of threesome that isn’t like other pregnant threesomes because I wouldn’t be the father shoving cock in my baby’s developing face.

I guess the cherry on this sundae is that a pregnant chick you didn”t get a pregnant can’t come back at you with paternity tests and shit because you know she was pregnant before you, so in a lot of ways, pregnancy is the best form of birth control with a bitch who’s already pregnant with another man’s baby.


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Posted in:Camila Alves|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Lily Allen is Hiding a Criminal of the Day

Here are some pictures of Lily Allen blocking an upskirt moment that is reminiscent of a mother hiding her rapist/mudering son in the closet from the police when they come looking for him, but that’s just because her junk killed her baby.

I don’t know why I like hitting up Lily Allen with the baby killing jokes, it seems pretty insensitive, but I guess it’s not as insensitive as she was when she was huffin’ smokes and drinking while knocked up. I usually call that the poor man’s abortion and is pretty much the same thing as pretending you’re having nightmares and punching your knocked up girlfriend in the stomach or even staging a car accident that hurts your girl just enough to get rid of the problem because you’re a selfish and sick fuck who just isn’t ready for this kind of responsibility.


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Posted in:Block|Miscarriage|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Miss America’s Preliminary Bikini Contest of the Day

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I am not sure what these are from, but they look like they were shot in the 90s. It’s supposed to be some Miss America preliminary bikini contest that has 18 of the girls in pretty ghetto lookin’ bikinis that remind me of the Discount Store staff pool party, that probably doesn’t actually exist, but should, because every company should get their staff half naked and wet because they can.

I was never into pageant chicks, but that’s because real hot girls try to do something better with their looks, like strip or move to LA with dreams of acting or modeling and fame only to end up in porn, so I wasn’t surprised when I realized that the only 2 girls worth jerking off to in these pics out of 18 are the blonde with fake tits and the weird Mexican lookin midget, but that’s only because she probably tastes like old tacos and I’m pretty fucking hungry right now, my wife ate all the food, again.


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Posted in:Content|Miss America|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Tara Reid Drunken Upskirt of the Day

I post way too many upskirt pictures on this site and it’s starting to make me feel like a pervert because I’ve barely ever seen upskirts in person and I was only the guy who hid under tables for a couple of months before getting caught. Sure, chronically masturbating in public places when my dick still worked was also kinda perverted and constantly talking, thinking and trying to have sex was also kinda perverted but I feel like it was a lot less creepy than writing commentary to some other dude’s picture he took while peaking up a girl’s skirt. It’s like getting off to a hidden cam video your friend took slamming his girlfriend that you found while visiting and not getting the chance to make your own hidden cam video because you don’t have a girlfriend or even a girl to have sex with and you can’t afford to pay one.

Either way, Tara Reid is my favorite party girl who doesn’t want to grow up and who is committed to the alcohol induced party life. This is some Peter Pan shit, if Peter Pan was some implanted drunk bitch who just finished throwing up all over my dick before passing the fuck out, but is still worth fucking since we’ve already gone this far and unresponsive sex is better than no sex, especially if we are already a big wet puke covered mess we wouldn’t want to have go to waste. If you know what I mean.


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2008

24

Jan

Chantelle Houghton is a Typical Slut having a Typical Upskirt of the Day

I am not sure who told these girls that blonde hair, fake tits, fake tans, tacky short dresses and jacked up lips was beautiful or sexy and I am not sure what kind of fucked up insecurities these bitches had where they felt they had to be blonde hair, fake tits, fake tans, tacky short dresses and jacked up lips to have any self worth.

I kinda like it because when I see it, I know it’s a stamp of approval from the porn and stripping industry and that usually means that despite the bitch’s attitude that she’s some kind of celebrity or more important than me, I know she’s nothing by a worthless dirtbag who gets naked for money and whenever a bitch gets naked for money, that means she’ll get naked for you for money, now all I need is money.

Either way, Chantelle Houghton is a standard slut from Big Brother UK having the typical blonde hair, fake tits, fake tan, tacky short dresses and jack up lips upskirt and I don’t know when these pictures were taken or why I am posting them, but I am.


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Posted in:Chantelle Houghton|Unsorted

2008

24

Jan

Britney Spears See-Through Nipple Shirt of the Day

Watching the Britney disaster may be like watching a bad made for TV movie that never ends and you’re probably all bored of it, but you’re wife forces you to keep watching and that is because she is a bored housewife who is bored of life and bored with you so this gives her something to occupy her time and something to talk about with her other bored housewife friends who also bore their husbands with it.

But watching her breasts in a see-through shirt during her craziness is like watching the nature channel. Her floppy tits aiming to the ground remind me of a crazed Gorilla trying to escape being held captive against its will, all we’re missing is the baby gorilla suckin’ on them tits…but I guess that’s because the big bad zoo keeper took little babies away, which is too bad, because otherwise this would be porn to me.


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Britney Spears’ Almost Vagina Shot
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Posted in:Shirt|Unsorted