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2008

07

Feb

Carmen Electra Talks About Her Shitty Ass on Some Stupid Show of the Day

Here’s a clip from some piece of shit TV show that I suggest you never watch and I am not even going to bother finding out what it’s called because it looks that bad, I just know that Carmen is talking about how she doesn’t take care of her junk and needed a bidet to hose that shit down. I guess after fucking people like Dennis Rodman and all the other dirty cock that’s come her way….the toilet paper just irritates the ass and pussy scabs…and spraying water on it is a hell of a lot abrasive.

Then again, this could just be a bad joke with the hot girl talking about wiping her shitty asshole badly because it’s so unexpected so everyone laughs because you assume hot chicks are perfect and that you could eat dinner off her perfect anus so hearing her say she doesn’t wipe shocks us all into uncontrollable giggles or some shit…..except for maybe the perverts who are into scat and are too busy jerking off to the thought of her stinky dirty poo covered ass.

Nothing like shitty acting, shitty jokes and shit covered Carmen Electras to start my day.

Posted in:Bidet|Shit|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that I change lives…..

I got this email today in regards to my pretending to be a Native American to get my money out of Paypal inspiring someone to get their money back and here it is:

Hi!

I read about the issue you had with Paypal. Well we got into a similar problem with our website and after getting no serious response from them for a long time – I took the liberty of using your email as the basis for our response….

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MY EMAIL TO THEM

Hello!

I believe you’re holding back the money either because your company engages in unethical behaviour as standard practice OR it has to do with prejudice & possibly racism due to the Indian mailing address provided in the account.

This is unacceptable, unethical and we have already began to contact the media through our local chief in the US who happens to also be a lawyer with a powerful legal team behind him who fight for racism related issues. I feel that the media will love to hear that 2co.com is a racist company.

While the amount is small – because of the complete absurdity and lack of customer sensitivity shown by you – we will take time out to take this issue on full-time here and in other forums.

Regards,

Red Feather

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THEIR RESPONSE

Dear Mr. Feather

I am refunding your money.

I’m sorry things didn’t work out.

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We got our money. Thanks very much!

Cheers,

Red Feather

I guess I am onto something – so feel free to use the Native Going to the Media Card everytime a corporation tries to fuck you over…

Here are my links:

Britney is Out!!
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Bikini Carwash
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Here Are Some Videos of Girls in Bikinis on the Beach
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Some Hot Drunk Club Sluts and Their Tits
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Some Really Big Tits in a Japanese Taxi Video
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What Toons Would You Rather Fuck
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Here’s a video of a Girl Dressed Like a Bunny in Her Underwear Doing a Photoshoot in the Woods
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Here is the Making of Ashlee Simpson’s Music Video…Video
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Katherine Heigl Got Robbed
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Heath Ledger Died of Accidental Drug Overdose
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Her Name is Sabrina Salerno and This is Her Nipple
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Christine Lakin at the Hottie or Nottie Premiere Lookin’ Hot
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A Used Up Womb is Trying to Have a Baby in Her Used Up Womb….
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Lily Allen Is Sad Because She Looked in the Mirror
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Britney Spears Had Implants!
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This Chick Strapped Her Beer Up But Forgot About Her Kids
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Some Realy Big Breasted Chick Showing Off On Camera
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Some Really Hot Tits in a Movie that Will Give You Nightmares or Turn You On…
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Slutty Pussycat Doll Brings Her Big Slutty Tits to TRL
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Edison Chen is Some Lame Actor Who Released Some Pics of Him Getting His Dick Sucked…I didn’t Bother Posting it Because I Didn’t Care – But Here Are All the Pics
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Some Tara Reid Bikini Pictures to Jerk Off To
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How Much Do You Spend on Food?
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Twisted Sisters Scandal
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Some Big Tits Make Their Way Onto an Ad in Korea
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Some Argentina Model Shows Her Pussy in a String Bikini on National TV
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Tyra Banks Does the Lie Detector – Find Out The Truth Behind This Wreck
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February’s Playboy Playmate is Lookin’ For Love
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Miss Russia 2006 Has a Sex Tape – Get it Here
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Some Idiot Electrocutes His Penis
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Weight-Loss Belt Electrocutes a Woman Video
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Some Kentucky Defendant Knocks Out an Attorney
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Some Big Breasted Amateur Shows Off her Tits
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These Safe For Work Porn Pics Made me Laugh
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Some Model Caroline Murphey Bathing Suit Photoshoot
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Delta Burke is in the Psych Ward for the Dumbest Reason
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Here’s One of the Weirdest Fetishes I’ve Seen Today
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Melanie is a Teen Who Shows Off Her Naked Body in this Video
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Her Name is Amy Reid and This is a Video of Her in Action
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Some Disgusting Vintage Fisting Video
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Some Wiggers Fighting Video
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Some Really Fat Dude on Dr Phil To Make You Feel Fit
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Crazy Miss Nevada Gets Arrested Again for Attacking a Cop
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Her Name is Kate Hill and She’s in a Bikini
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Black Strippers Fully Molesting Somebody’s Wife
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young Pussy
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Some Asian Nudity
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FROM THE FORUM

Felix feels herself
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Gang Starr – the best of
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Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
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Ministry – A mind is a Terrible thing to taste
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E-40 – the mail man
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My Morning Jacket – Acoustic Citsuoca: Live at the Startime Pavilion
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Cold War Kids – Robbers & Cowards
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Offspring – Smash
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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2008

06

Feb

Eva Longoria Does Bebe Ad Campaigns in Tight Clothes of the Day

This is Eva Longoria in some kind of blast from the past ad campaign for Bebe. I am pretty sure they are recent and not pictures that launched her career a decade ago but they remind me of posters I used to decorate my ratty ass apartment with in the early 90s when everyone went to the music store as a daily activity to check out CDs and they all had racks of cheesy as fuck posters that everyone would buy because the babe ones were always on sale for 99 cents and that was the kind of decor I could afford…..

I am talking about bitches in g-strings shot from behind with naval hats on with the caption saying “Rear admiral” or the one with the hot chick in the red bikini sprawled on an exotic car that had the caption saying “Drive” and then there was another one of chick in tight racing leather riding a racing motorcycle and it said something like “Riding Into the Sunset” or even the classic Justification for Higher Education that I used to inspire me while drinking everyday while sitting on the floor drinking when I should have been getting an education….

Either way, these cheesy as fuck ads are expected from a cheesy as fuck celebrity who is nothing more than a soap opera star who is lucky enough to go to the night time Emmy Awards instead of the less prestigious Daytime Emmy Awards…because of good management and a lack of Mexican actresses to choose from…


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Eva Longoria Bachelorette Party Cameltoe
Eva Longoria Bikini Ass
Eva Longoria Volleyball Ass of the Day
Eva Longoria Working Out Ass

Posted in:Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Natasha Bedingfield Molesting Dolphins of the Day

This is a UK singer named Natasha Bedingfield swimming with Dolphins for some Bahamas resort called Atlantis that you’ve probably already heard of and who probably won’t be giving me a free trip for shouting them out on the site, because no one reads this site, but if they did, they’d probably hate it as much as me.

I guess the whole point of hiring this Natasha Bedingfield bitch to take pictures with their Dolphins was in hopes of increasing UK travelers to their resort even though people from the UK don’t know how to swim are pasty as fuck because they are scared of the sun and the only thing they are good at is griping while drinking pints and eating sausage, but who I am to tell some resort that they’d be better off hiring someone a little more local for their marketing campaign and that there money would be better spent elsewhere and that maybe they should lay off the beastiality because this bitch kissing a dolphin only makes me wonder how far they got after the cameras turned off….It’s like Atlantis Resort’s very own 2 Girls 1 Cup….only instead of it being 2 girls, some shit and puke, it’s just one famous girl with a big dolphin dick cumming in her mouth after taking her up the ass…..

The funny thing is that these pictures have the same impact on me as the time I walked in on a chick jerking off her dog and eating his cum, now that may sound sicker than it is, because it was and the story goes like this. This little fuckin’ lap dog was humping the shit out of this hot girl’s her hand in a coffee shop for about a minute before she pulled up a hand full of dog cum and licked it to make her friends laugh. I thought about going up to her and asking her to do it again so that I could make it my marketing program for the site, but I was too busy gagging and not the kind of gagging you get off to…pervert.

BONUS – Some Pictures of Her in a Bikini Top Because Bikini Tops are Better than Wet Suits…Unfortunately There’s No Beastiality in These Pics….


Related Posts:

Tara Reid Swimming With Dolphins
Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini For Dolphins

Posted in:Dolphins|Natasha Bedingfield|Swim|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Victoria Silvstedt’s Stupid Tits That Made Her Famous of the Day

I hate Victoria Silvstedt and it’s not because she’s Swedish. That’s probably the one thing I actually like about her and it’s not because Swedes are known to being blond and big breasted, but it is because they invented Ikea and as a poor man, I can appreciate a quality piece of furniture at a low price, even though I got all my shit on the side of the street on moving day and it all still smells like piss a decade later, but I blame my wife’s over-productive sweat glands for that and none of that means I don’t have taste except for maybe in women….

Either way, I hate this bitch because she is the only celebrity that as tried to sue me since I started this shit and she’s not even a real fucking celebrity. Most of the other sites I talk to have given up on posting her shit because she’s a fucking vulture and doesn’t like that we laugh at her for only being famous for her tits and she’s not even that famous with those doing the working for her….

If you’re wondering why I got sued, it’s because she was getting eaten out by a married greek midget shipping tycoon who may or may not be related to Stavros, and she didn’t like us laughing at them. So here’s to the memory of me thinking someone important cared enough about me to bring me down before realizing that if she sued me not a single media outlet would pick up the story, not even her local town paper because they are ashamed of her too and I wouldn’t have made it to Perez level who is rumored to have made 1,000,000 dollars last month alone and that’s probably enought o get me through at least 5 years living large by my standards. Make it happen people…..

So… These are her tits at a Baby Phat event during New York fashion week.


Related Posts:

Victoria Silvstedt Exclusive Slutty Pics
Victoria Silvstedt Gettin a Lap Dance
Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Action
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
Victoria Silvstedt Hates Me
The Victoria Silvstedt Cease and Desist

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2008

06

Feb

Heather Graham and Her See Through Top at Fashion of the Day

I remember a time when Heather Graham was showing off her huge bush in movies, now all she’s doing is showing off her huge tits in a stupid see-through shirt with a bra on in an outfit that reminds me of the flea market in 1992.

If you don’t understand that reference, you obviously didn’t work at the same flea market as me, where I was forced to help some asshole set-up his booth selling army surplus shit and I’d get paid 50 dollars a day. His booth was positioned between a crazy hippie bitch who sold those weird asian pictures of waterfalls that light up and the closest thing to the local sex shop at a time before sex shops.

This booth was designed for biker wives and truck driving wives and pretty much any bitch who looked like Christina Aguilera with her fake tits, fake hair and pounds of make-up. Most of them were either strippers who shouldn’t be strippers if they were in the city but since it was all they knew they were allowed to work and the ones who weren’t strippers just looked like they were.

Either way, they’d load up on the dumbest shit that I never found hot because of the girls who were wearing it. I’m talking spandex pants that looked like jeans and jeans that were so tight they’d have zippers down the seam around the ankle so the bitch could fit her feet through. They had cut off shorts and panty hose and the original g-string, they had american flag bikinis and bodysuit tops that snapped in the crotch so that they looked tight as fuck on their flappy chain smoking bodies. They had sheer, they had mesh, they had leather and they always had a fucking line-up like it was a motorcycle convention and they were in line to meet Ozzy Osborne or AC/DC whoever the fuck these trashy bitches get soft-ons for.

I guess it doesn’t really matter, what does is that Heather Graham is leaving some G-Star fashion show because G-Star is a second rate brand and Heather Graham is a second rate celebrity in some 1992 second rate stripper outfit and I still think it’s worth posting, but that’s just because she’s standing all crooked and that makes me think she’s drunk enough to stuff into my drunk and drive her home to meet my rubber vagina collection..not that I have a car, but you get what I am saying…..a little too well….and that’s why I am scared of you.


Related Posts:

Heather Graham Looks Like Meth
Some Heather Graham Stretch Mark TIts
Some Old Heather Graham Bikini Pics and One of My Best Posts of All Time
Here’s Some See Through Action of the Past

Posted in:NY Fashion Week|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Christina Aguilera’s Huge Tits Go to Best Buy of the Day

I can’t quite figure out what the fuck is going on with Christina Aguilera’s face but I feel like she’s stuck in a black and white movie from the 1950s. She looks like some kind of cheap trashy bitch who should be shaking her ass at a gogo dancing at a school dancing while chain smoking, or maybe wearing leather pants and driving around on motorcycle like some kind of rebel’s girlfriend or even serving me some apple pie at the roadside dinner when I am driving cross country in pink Cadilac convertible. She’s like a small town beautician who considers herself an artist with an easel filled with lipstick colors and a canvas that is her face….who goes door to door selling Avon..

I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that her hair and face is over the fucking top and her post pregnancy tits are busting out of her top because I guess titties get bigger when they are full of milk. The reality is that the only good thing about pregnancy is the breast milk, fuck the kid, it’s just a headache, the breast milk is like you never have to go to the store again because your chick is your very own dairy cow and her udders are twice the size they were when you met her like you won some kind of lottery because when you make your own food in your body it saves a lot of money. I used to dream about how amazing it would be to shit out a turkey dinner or even a burger or an extra large pizza like I was my very own self-sufficient canteen van outside the factory. Unfortunately every time I tried to do it, it just made a stinky shitty mess all over a paper plate.

BONUS – Christina Must have had the day off the kid because she also took her tits to vote…like a good citizen….


Related Posts:

stepTV Does Christina Aguilera’s Tour Bus
Christina Aguilera’s Big Tits in China
Christina Aguilera’s Pregnancy TIts in Action
Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Crazy Fucking Cleavage

Posted in:Huge Tits|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Katherine Mcphee and Her Male Pattern Balding Older Husband on their Honeymoon of the Day

Katherine Mcphee married a 46 year old balding dude who either has a huge cock or a lot of money or both. He probably offers her some kind of support her dad never offered her, even though I have a memory of seeing him crying like a girl at every American Idol performance, but maybe that’s the kind of emasculation that makes a woman feel like she has two mothers and leads her to banging a dude twice her age because he is a real man with a big bank account who never settled down because he was too busy building that bank account but now is ready to because money isn’t everything and a hot piece of 20 something ass is…once you have all that money….

Then again, I could be wrong, maybe it wasn’t her father crying at her American Idol performances and it was actually Ruben Studdard’s heart crying for oxygen as it slowly died a little more with every drop of sweat that dripped off his forehead each time her performed, or it could have been Clay Aiken’s mother crying because she doesn’t approve of gays, or maybe it was just Paula having a drug induced breakdown on set after fucking that dude Justin. I only watched Idol drunk and have a pretty shitty memory in general.

I guess none of that really matters, what does matter is that this is Katherine Mcphee and her eating disorder walking around in a little blue dress on her honeymoon with the old guy she married because she’s dressed in blue to match the pill this fucker is going to be taking to live out all the fantasies he’s kept bottled up all these years because when he was 23, no girls gave him the time of day….and now that he has money…they do and won’t be going to far until he’s done with them. It’s in the prenup.


Related Posts:

Katherine Mcphee’s Underwear Flash
The Katherine Mcphee Weight Loss Plan
Katherine Mcphee has Big Cleavage
Katherine Mcphee Has Some Idol Cleavage

Posted in:Bikini Top|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Rihanna and Her Umbrella of the Day

It turns out that that Rihanna is a whore and not the kind of whore I like, you know the ones who work the back alleys and smell of other men they serviced 2 days earlier, with rotting teeth and an addiction to crack that leads to cheap sex, Rihanna is the worst kind of whore and that is one with no pride but a whole lot of greed. We get it, this bitch sang about umbrellas and now it seems only fitting that she attach her name to and market umbrellas….because it will liner her fucking pockets. I hear she’s already working on song called “Drinking My Juicer Juice” or some other infomercial bullshit.

This kinda reminds me of the time my doctor who was cutting me pain killer prescriptions on the down low signed himself into rehab for having a painkiller addiction, only he wasn’t really making money off going to rehab, he actually lost money and his medical license, so maybe it’s not at all the same, but I do know that this shit is not very punk rock and that Rihanna and her umberalla are fuckin’ sell outs and that doesn’t change the fact that I want to make it rain on them ho with my semen.


Related Posts:

Rihanna’s Concert is Like Porn
Rihanna Performs in Latex with an Umbrella
Rihanna in a Bikini
Rihanna in a One Piece Bathing Suit

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2008

06

Feb

Mia Tyler is a Naked Plus Sized Model of the Day

I am pretty sure that these pictures aren’t new, but since staying on top of plus-sized models has never been my thing, since getting on top of plus sized wives is my thing and not really by choice. It’s pretty much the same thing as being fed the same shitty meal every fucking day for the last 5 years then finally convincing your wife to take you out to a buffet and seeing that one of the options is the same shitty meal you’ve been eating the last 5 years on the restaurant version and deciding to stay as far the fuck away from that as possible because you’ve exhausted that shit. I don’t know if that makes sense, but to make it make sense, I’ll put it like this….I don’t like seeing fat chicks naked or clothed because I live with one and don’t even wnt to see her naked and clothed. If there’s something wrong with that, you can blame my wife for being so disgusting and ruining fat chicks for me forever, because I obviously haven’t always hated fat chicks if I made the fucking beautiful life commitment that is marriage to a fat chick…..

Either way, this is Mia Tyler, she is Steven Tyler’s daughter who looks like she’s been stealing his food for the last 25 years explaining why he’s so skinny and she’s so fat…and now you can die knowing what her big tits look like and you can thank cake and emotional eating from growing up without a daddy who sent check from his concerts on the road but never sent hugs when that’s all she really wanted, for making all this possible.


Related Posts:

Liv Tyler Bikini Pictures
Liv Tyler Needs More than Just Make Up
Fergie and Steven Tyler Performing
Steven Tyler is a Clown

Posted in:Mia Tyler|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Coleen McLoughlin is in a Bikini of the Day

I figured that a good way to start the day is with some Footballer's wife who you've never heard of in a bikini. I really don't have much to say about her, other than if I was a footballer, she'd probably be one of the girls who I bring to my hotel room while on the road for a quick fuck, while the wife is back at home breast feeding our kids, and not make her into my wife. The reason for that is simple, she's not very hot. She's one of those girls who is good enough to fuck, because let's face it, anyone with a vagina is good enough to fuck when nobody is looking and it would probably be a lot less expensive than financing her vacation where these pictures were taken....

I guess if I was a footballer, I probably wouldn't be getting these high pressure induced nose bleeds, but I'd also have a different slag in every city ranked by how good they sucked me off, because you only live once and why sin all over your belly while god is watching when you can do it all over some willing chick's face. Because in the eyes of god, you're not cheating if you're wife doesn't know about it. At least that's the story I heard.


Related Posts:

Coleen McLoughlin in a Red Bikini
More Coleen McLoughlin Bikini Action

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2008

06

Feb

Christine Lakin from Paris Hilton’s Movie Does FHM of the Day

This is the girl who was on the show Step by Step that I used to jerk off to because TGIF was my porn before the internet and Step by Step was one of my favorites but that’s just because I have a thing for extended families, you know with being a stepfather and all. If you don’t remember this shit, it was on every friday and a slutty Susanne Somers was married to Pat Duffy and had a bunch of kids and this Christine Lakin was one of them.

She’s in Paris Hilton’s new movie that I want to pretend doesn’t exist and she plays Paris Hilton’s ugly friend, which is a joke in and of itself because Paris Hilton isn’t hot and Lakin is. Paris reminds me of this pet bird I used to have that was missing an eye because the cat got at her, only my bird had a little more class and the only sleazy thing it did was shit in its cage, and never even considered sucking dick on camera, but to be fair to Paris, my bird never really had the opportunity…..

Either way, Lakin is in FHM in a bikini and you’ll want to fuck her on camera while Paris Hilton direct, but you’ll never have that chance, so masturbating to these pics may be the closest you’ll ever get and I am glad to be a part of it even though being part of your masturbating kinda makes me feel uncomfortable and even a little homo. Cuddles.

To See the Rest of the Christine Lakin Pics from FHM
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Posted in:Photoshoto|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

Marisa Miller’s Ass in a Black Dress of the Day

Here’s a little Marisa Miller supermodel at some superbowl shit because I am not tired of supermodels and any events,

We’ve already made it past superbowl monday’s traffic surge because it’s the biggest internet traffic day of the year according to my web hosting company and we’ve made it past super tuesday that I haven’t been watching the news because I am not American, live in Canada and hate politics and voting because my vote doesn’t matter. So I don’t know who won your event but I can assume that the republicans are doing pretty good because no white man wants to see a woman or a black dude in power and no woman really wants to see a woman in power because deep down inside they want to be the first female president because it was a childhood dream…and no black dude wants to see a black dude in office because they don’t even trust their own mother’s enough to not try to rip them off. So the democrats who all want Bush out but look at their options and realize another 4 more years of war really, recession and cowboy patriotic bullshit about freedom, isn’t as bad as having a woman or a black dude ruin what the country has worked so hard against the since the inception of the president’s job description….

I don’t really know what I am talking about, but I do know a mode when I see one, actually I don’t, I just ask every girl I meet if she’s a model because it tricks them into thinking that I think they are hot enough to make a living off their looks, and that’s usually enough of a glaze over their eyes to get them happy enough to show me their vaginas…..and this is Marisa Miller from Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret and her big breasts in a black dress that you could have probably figured out on your own, provided you aren’t blind, which I think is a safe assumption since you’re making a conscious effort to not read this and not actually not reading it because the whole world is night all the time for you…..

I think that was called rambling on. I’ll stop now…


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Marisa Miller Bikini Photoshoot Pictures
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Posted in:Black Dress|Unsorted

2008

05

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Anyone who reads this website knows that I hate Sarah Silverman. I think she tries too hard to be offensive and inappropriate and I probably just find it all very offensive because she’s ugly and doesn’t make me laugh or turn me on.

Anyway – I hate giving her publicity, but she shouted out Diet Snapple in her stupid video that you’ve already seen that she made for her boyfriend’s 500th show event or some shit last week……and now Snapple wrote this letter to Jimmy Kimmel trying to cash in on the video. So this is the letter Snapple wrote to Kimmel, that I assume was attached to a case of Diet Snapple because corporate America is taking over the world.

Hey Jimmy,

Heard that you found out about Sarah f*cking Matt Damon. Sorry you had to find out that way and that my sublime flavor blinded you to Sarah’s philandering ways.

In an attempt to console you, here’s a whole lotta me for you to enjoy. Hopefully it will numb the pain. In fact, if your viewers want to share their girlfriend/boyfriend is f*cking someone else story on air , they can have a case of me too…

Anyway, keep your spirits up. It’s not like she was f*cking Ben Affleck or anything. Now that would have been embarrassing.

Diet Snapple

Oh Diet Snapple, Why you gotta be funnier than me. Here is the stupid video they are talking about:

Now I can go kill myself but before I do, Here are my links

John Mayer Wearing the Borat Bikini because I Guess He’s Trying to Be Funny Now That He’s Fucked Jessica Simpson
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Some Club Sluts in their Bras
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Model Gisele Bundchen In Action Video
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Hot famous biker girl gets real dirty
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Some Webcam Shit Pouring Fiji Water On Her Stripping Thonged Self
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The Spice Girls Make an Apology for Cancelling Their Tour and They Are Full of Shit
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Girls Making Out Because They Are in College Video
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Her Name is Verona Feldbusch and This Her Nipple
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Paris Hilton is Not As Hot as Her Fake Tan and Lazy Eye
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Paris Hilton in Red on Her Way to Her Movie After Party Because She’s Going to be on L-Word
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Some Old Dirty Paris Hilton Upskirt Pictures
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Ears Singing the I Want to Fuck You Song…..
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Here is the Gemma Atkinson Gallery For You Gemma Atkinson Fans
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Rose McGowan’s Tits Getting Checked Out By Some Fashion Designer
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Here is Some Rihanna Irony
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Here’s a Video of a Chick Eating a Caterpillar
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I wonder if Brittany Murphey’s Other Lips are this Sexy
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Public Squash Made me Laugh
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Some Chick Named Dasha Showing Off Her Pretty Perfect Naked Body
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Mandy Moore is Fat for Fashion Week
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Fat Tyra Showing Off Her Fat TIts
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Kim Kardashian is Being Sued For Letting Some Dude Piss on Her on Video or something Equally Boring
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Dita Von Teese Travels like it’s 1889
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The Paparazzi are Hilarious and Released these Exclusives of Heath Ledger’s Middle School
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Guess Who Insured Their Chest Hair for 7 Million Dollars….It’s Pretty Sexy
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Check Out This KnickerPicker Website
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Laura Torrisi is Some Italian and She’s Half Naked in a Magazine
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A Man and His Banana For Japanese TV Makes Me Laugh
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Some Porn Stars Talk Politics Video
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Check Out the University of Kentucky Cheerleader Calendar
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Her Name is Cinthia Moura and This is Her Hot Topless Scene From a Movie
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Some Hindi Actress Named Janki Shah Shows Her Tits in This Clip
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Part 2 of the French Stewardess Stripping – With a Little Vagina Action
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Some Jackass Shows You How to Test Condoms When there’s No Pussy Around
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Some Dumb Kid Gettng Owned Because He’s an Idiot
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Here’s Another Hooters Girl Who Has Made the Move to Playboy
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Here’s a Brittany Skye Gallery because She’s Some Kind of Famous Pornstar You Haven’t Seen Naked Enough
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This is an Ad for a Gym that Features a Group of Nuns Drawing a Naked Person because Nuns are Horny and Nakedness in Art is Acceptable Nakedness according to God.
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Here are Some Teens Kissing Each Other in Video
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Christina Aguilera Blows Penis….Balloons…
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Hookers For Jesus
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50 Cent Made Paris Hilton Cry
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Here is the 2008 Krispy Kreme Calendar
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Some Chick Attacking a Cop Video
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50 Cent Says that America Is Not Ready for a Black President
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So It Turns Out a Swollen Vagina Can Ruin Wanting to Fuck a Hot Chick
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Some Dude Gets Busted Fucking His Chick on the Toilet at a Party Video
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Some Pre and Post Breast Implant Pictures of Some Chick
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Some Chick Named Carmen’s Masturbation Video
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This kid loses all his front teeth when he hits a cement wall
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Here’s a NSFW Grandma Orgy Video
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Some Chick Named Selena Spice Showing Off Her Body Video
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Jennifer Anniston is Jealous of Angelina Jolie’s Pregnancy
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Jordan’s Tits are Still Too Big
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Here’s Some Stacy Keibler Hanging With Whores Pictures
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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FROM THE FORUM

Tellar Star Feels Herself
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Hustle and Flow Soundtrack
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Seether – Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces
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Brian Regan – I walked on the Moon
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Megadeath – Countdown to Extinction
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Trace Adkins – American Man Vol.II
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Luscious Jackson – Natural Ingredients
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Machines of Loving Grace
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Hawthorne Heights CDS
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2008

05

Feb

Bar Rafaeli in a Bikini for Leo of the Day

Every virgin who already posted these pictures seems to think it’s amazing that Leonardo DiCaprio is slamming this bitch after years of slamming Gisele and I think that it’s really not that impressive. I may not be gay enough to determine whether dude is good looking, but every woman I’ve ever come across thinks he is and that doesn’t even touch on the fact that he is famous and has a boat load of money. So the reality is that I am surprised that dude’s slamming this bitch and not having orgies with bitches who look like Bar Rafaeli and who are more famous than this Israeli I’ve only heard of because of Leonardo DiCaprio.

Either way, the good news is that Bar Rafaeli hasn’t been suicide bombed by the arabs in her home country and is frolicking around in a bikini so you fools can just her imperfections to make the fat pig you’ve been banging a little easier to stomach, and by stomach I mean hiding your dick in her belly folds, it’s a sex move that was created with the national obesity rate going up. True story.

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