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2008

08

Feb

Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives Gets Punched in the Face Video of the Day

I am the kind of guy who says inappropriate shit at bars all the time and I am usually too drunk to fight back so I just end up looking like this Jesse Metcalfe bitch after he gets punched in the face only I’ve never really gone down no matter how drunk I’ve been or how hard I’ve been hit. I have had fractured sinuses and noses and I have a numb spot in the top of my forehead from a time a bouncer 4 times my size took out his 10 dollar an hour rage on my face because I tried sneaking a pitcher of beer out of the bar when they were kicking me out for something I did but don’t remember doing because I wasted…..I guess the funniest thing about this is that Jesse Metcalfe girl fight is that these dudes spend so much time in the gym to get their muscles and six-packs but are still fucking pussies when it comes down to it. So the designer gloved pretty boy who is pretending to be a gangster by defending Taryn Manning’s honor when he should really be helping her by giving her acting lessons, hits Jesse Metcalfe in the face. I bet things get awkward when they run into each other at the beauty salon to get their manicures, fake tans and nails done…..

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2008

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to do a load of laundry today because I could smell my own ass and have been sick the last month and figured it was time to hose down the beast that is me in hopes of getting rid of the germs I’ve been suckin’ up like a crackwhore on a earning spree or at least pretend to by putting on a clean pair socks.

I went down to the laundry room after forgetting to get my shit because I am not very efficient and caught a woman from the building emptying my load out of the dryer. Not that kind of load, sicko. She acted all embarrassed that she touched my shit like I had just walked in on her masturbating to a pair of my women’s panties and tried justifying herself. I told her not to worry and that she’s more than welcome to come up to my apartment to clean the rest of my shit like the wife I never had even though I have a wife but she’s just useless and the girl just gave me a dirty look and ran away. Some people have no respect, if you’re going to do part of the job you should at least finish. I want my socks sorted bitch and I want to stand there laughing while she’s trying to match them because between you and me I don’t have any proper pairs, I’m all mismatched like that….

This was a stupid story and Here’s Snoops New Single

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Now here are my stupid links….

Charlize Theron is Grabbing Some Tranny Tit
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Olivia Munn’s Hot Photoshoot for Complex
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Club Sluts Doing Drunk Club Slut Things
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Some Webcam Girl Rocks A Lollipop Proper
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Some Hot Models Fighting in a Bikini
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Naomi Campbell Does the Worst Superbowl Commercial I’ve Ever Seen
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The New Guess Girl is Really Worth Guessing The Way She Maintains Her Bush
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Tyra Banks Shit Herself During New York Fashion Week
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Karolina Kurkova Does G.I. Joe
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Eva Mendes is Out of Rehab and This is Her Upskirt Moment
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The Eva Mendes Out of Rehab Pics
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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johannson Do a Threesome
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Lohan is Dying to To Play Alice in Wonderland…Just Not Dying Hard Enough
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Eva Longoria Does Some NYC Fashion Week in Gold
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Angelina Jolie Visits Iraq
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Another Hot Slut Quits Drinking Even Though It’s the Only Thing That Ever Got Her Laid
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Crazy Britney is Still British
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Some Hot Slut Named Louise Porter Does Zoo Magazine
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Some Fat Dude Goes Crazy With His Fat Gun Because He Hates Life
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This is a Day in the Life in Britney’s Life
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Amy Winehouse Gets Denied….
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Paris Hilton has a Nip Slip in a Boston Club
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There’s a Pretty Funny Story Behind This Picture
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I have Never Seen the Ron Jeremy Sucking His Own Dick Video…But Now I Have
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Phoebe Price has Some Hot Tits
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Some Huge Halle Berry Pregnancy Cleavage Pics Because Fertility is Hot
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Some Hot Chick Fights a Fat Chick
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Some Dumb Chick High on E Getting Down and Crazy
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Some Hot Girl Making Out With Her Friend Video
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Some Sexy 18 Year Old Asian Spreading Her Legs
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These Bitches Think They are Super Heros
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Some Loser Recreates the Superbowl Stadium in His Backyard Video
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Some Road Rage Leaves a Dude Knocked the Fuck Out
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Exclusive – John Mayer Murdered Someone and I am Not Talking About Jessica Simpson’s Pussy
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Some Mexican TV Presenter’s Sex Tape Worth Watching Because Sex Tapes are Good
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The Best and Worst Bikini Bodies
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Miss Nevada’s Personal Slutty Pictures
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Some Hot Pictures from the Rio Carnival
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Penthouse Playmates Playing Guitar Hero Badly
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The Pink Vagina Couch Cuz It’s the Only Pussy You’ll Get
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The Original Daisy Dukes Titty Action
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Sluts Erica Campbell and Jelena Jensen doing a Little Photoshoot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Singing Some Madonna…Good Times…
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Some Chick Showing Off her Hairy Cooch
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Two Sluts Making Out in Video
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Some Amateur Chick Rockin’ A Dildo Video
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The Hottest Pregnant Women Ever
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Bai Ling Talks to D-List Fetus
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Some Asshole Gets a Tennis Ball To the Balls For Science
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Some Alanis Morrisette Pissing in a Cup Clip from the Past
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On GG Allen’s Birthday They Pay a Whore To Piss in His Mouth and This is The Legendary Video
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The Baby Getting Thrown out of a Building Pictures
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Seymore Butts Talking About Queefing Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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The Cops Get Caught Stripping a Girl Down Video
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Some Girl Pissing Like a Man
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Gloria Valez is a Hip Hop Model from Myspace and These are Her Pics…
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Salma Hayek Made an Appearace and Looks Good
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick Suckin’ Dick
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Some Chick’s Vagina Got Some Fingers In It
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Slut Posing
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Young Brown and This is Her Body
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Some Girls and Some Nakedness
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Some Girls Showing Her Ass and Pussy
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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2008

07

Feb

Keeley Hazell is Posing in a Bikini With Statues of the Day

Keeley Hazell is some naturally big breasted 21 year old who has made a living doing lame photoshoots because people want to fuck her. She is also the star of her very own sex tape that was leaked in January of last year where you could watch people actually fuck her.

These pictures of Keeley are from a photoshoot she did promoting Lynx bodyspray, which is an affordable way to shower when you don’t have a home with a bathroom because it is a lot less expensive than getting a place with a bathroom. I guess it’s also a good way for people to whore shower themselves on days they just don’t feel like washing, which is every day for me, but that’s just because I am a lazy slob and feel comfortable in my own stink…and if I was so inclined to whore shower myself, I’d just walk to the drug store and spray myself with actual designer cologne pretending I was trying to decide between the Burberry and the Jean Paul Gauthier before leaving empty handed but smelling glorious and luxurious like I was a designer human…..or some shit….

Speaking of shit, Keely’s bikini is brown, I wonder what kind of stains her drippy ass is covering up. Yeah, I probably should have left that last line out, it was pretty fucking weak, but so am I…hold me.


Related Posts:

Some Keeley Hazell Sex Tape
Eva Longoria does a Bebe Ad Campaign

Posted in:Keeley Hazell|Unsorted

2008

07

Feb

Coleen McLoughlin in a Bikini Day Two of the Day

I bet at least one of you has been sitting in your sweat covered folding chair in front of your computer in your messy basement amongst cut outs of random pictures of girls in bikinis and cum covered kleenex and t-shirts sprawled around your room waiting for day two of Coleen McLoughlin pictures to hit because you are creepy and have nothing better to do and she’s your fucking favorite.

I know that I definitely wasn’t that guy, but that’s just because I’ve never heard of this bitch and I can’t afford folding chairs or Kleenex, I’m more into using junk mail flyers for all my personal hygiene needs if I am not too lazy.

Either way, here are day two bikini pictures of this bitch and it turns out that I answer dreams, even if it’s just for one dude who no one talks to because he smells. That makes me feel like a modern day Princess Diana amongst Aids babies or some shit….only I’m not dead….


Related Posts:


Coleen McLoughlin in a Red Bikini
More Coleen McLoughlin Bikini Action

Posted in:Unsorted|WAG

2008

07

Feb

Kirsten Dunst in Rehab of the Day

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Drunken table scraps Kirsten Dunst never stopped drinking, people just stopped caring. I remember a time when every time she went out and got drunk everyone wanted to know, but then real celebrities started crawling into the gutter and all of a sudden the bitch who was always in the gutter became totally irrelevant to us because we like to watch people’s demise, we just don’t like watching people who started at the bottom staying at the bottom because it gets boring and maybe that’s the reason she drinks….

Either way, this is what Star reported:

“She desperately needed help,” a source in Utah tells Star. “She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears.

“She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she’s getting the help she needs.”

Via Star Magazine

I guess she signed into rehab in efforts to show people how crazy she is, and that she is in a bad place like Britney and Lohan too and she’s not some washed up drunk, but that’s just because she didn’t shower. What she didn’t realize is that we all realized how crazy she was the night she drank a 40 of whiskey and pissed all over herself at the company Christmas party before trying to finger bang the bosses daughter. No wait, that was me….

Either way, we aren’t laughin’ at how you finally cracked, we are laughing at how you slur your words, you drunken bitch.

Rehab is useless and designed for losers are people trying to clean up their image, since Kirsten has no image to clean up I can only assume she’s a fuckin’ loser.

These pictures are old.


Related Posts:

Kirsten Dunst Old Drunken Cleavage
Kirsten Dunst’s Ass in Bikini Bottoms
Kirsten Dunst and Her Bikini and some Bonus Lookin’ Like a Retard Pics

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2008

07

Feb

Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits Try on Clothes of the Day

I figure that when you’re a useless bitch who has no business being famous other than being in the right place at the right time and having a fake friendship with a girl who happened to already be on a MTV show leading you to getting some guest appearances then later a staring roll on her own MTV show have nothing better to do than get new tits for better ratings and a somehow land a shitty record deal to show off those tits in song.

Anyway, here are some pictures of Heidi Montag and her fake tits trying on dresses she’s going to be wearing to the Grammy awards she wasn’t invited too because the industry doesn’t consider her famous enough, but I hear she’s going to a great party at her mom’s house where they all dress up and give each other fake awards in a fake ceremony they put on to celebrate her fake career…and her fake tits…..and this is her trying on outfits for that event. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Heidi Montag Wearing Next to Nothing at a Superbowl Party
Heidi Montag New Music Video
Heidi Montag’s Making of the Music Video…Video
Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
Even Older Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

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2008

07

Feb

Carmen Electra Talks About Her Shitty Ass on Some Stupid Show of the Day

Here’s a clip from some piece of shit TV show that I suggest you never watch and I am not even going to bother finding out what it’s called because it looks that bad, I just know that Carmen is talking about how she doesn’t take care of her junk and needed a bidet to hose that shit down. I guess after fucking people like Dennis Rodman and all the other dirty cock that’s come her way….the toilet paper just irritates the ass and pussy scabs…and spraying water on it is a hell of a lot abrasive.

Then again, this could just be a bad joke with the hot girl talking about wiping her shitty asshole badly because it’s so unexpected so everyone laughs because you assume hot chicks are perfect and that you could eat dinner off her perfect anus so hearing her say she doesn’t wipe shocks us all into uncontrollable giggles or some shit…..except for maybe the perverts who are into scat and are too busy jerking off to the thought of her stinky dirty poo covered ass.

Nothing like shitty acting, shitty jokes and shit covered Carmen Electras to start my day.

Posted in:Bidet|Shit|Unsorted

2008

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that I change lives…..

I got this email today in regards to my pretending to be a Native American to get my money out of Paypal inspiring someone to get their money back and here it is:

Hi!

I read about the issue you had with Paypal. Well we got into a similar problem with our website and after getting no serious response from them for a long time – I took the liberty of using your email as the basis for our response….

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MY EMAIL TO THEM

Hello!

I believe you’re holding back the money either because your company engages in unethical behaviour as standard practice OR it has to do with prejudice & possibly racism due to the Indian mailing address provided in the account.

This is unacceptable, unethical and we have already began to contact the media through our local chief in the US who happens to also be a lawyer with a powerful legal team behind him who fight for racism related issues. I feel that the media will love to hear that 2co.com is a racist company.

While the amount is small – because of the complete absurdity and lack of customer sensitivity shown by you – we will take time out to take this issue on full-time here and in other forums.

Regards,

Red Feather

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THEIR RESPONSE

Dear Mr. Feather

I am refunding your money.

I’m sorry things didn’t work out.

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We got our money. Thanks very much!

Cheers,

Red Feather

I guess I am onto something – so feel free to use the Native Going to the Media Card everytime a corporation tries to fuck you over…

Here are my links:

Britney is Out!!
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Bikini Carwash
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Here Are Some Videos of Girls in Bikinis on the Beach
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Some Hot Drunk Club Sluts and Their Tits
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Some Really Big Tits in a Japanese Taxi Video
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What Toons Would You Rather Fuck
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Here’s a video of a Girl Dressed Like a Bunny in Her Underwear Doing a Photoshoot in the Woods
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Here is the Making of Ashlee Simpson’s Music Video…Video
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Katherine Heigl Got Robbed
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Heath Ledger Died of Accidental Drug Overdose
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Her Name is Sabrina Salerno and This is Her Nipple
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Christine Lakin at the Hottie or Nottie Premiere Lookin’ Hot
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A Used Up Womb is Trying to Have a Baby in Her Used Up Womb….
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Lily Allen Is Sad Because She Looked in the Mirror
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Britney Spears Had Implants!
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This Chick Strapped Her Beer Up But Forgot About Her Kids
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Some Realy Big Breasted Chick Showing Off On Camera
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Some Really Hot Tits in a Movie that Will Give You Nightmares or Turn You On…
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Slutty Pussycat Doll Brings Her Big Slutty Tits to TRL
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Edison Chen is Some Lame Actor Who Released Some Pics of Him Getting His Dick Sucked…I didn’t Bother Posting it Because I Didn’t Care – But Here Are All the Pics
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Some Tara Reid Bikini Pictures to Jerk Off To
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How Much Do You Spend on Food?
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Twisted Sisters Scandal
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Some Big Tits Make Their Way Onto an Ad in Korea
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Some Argentina Model Shows Her Pussy in a String Bikini on National TV
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Tyra Banks Does the Lie Detector – Find Out The Truth Behind This Wreck
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February’s Playboy Playmate is Lookin’ For Love
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Miss Russia 2006 Has a Sex Tape – Get it Here
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Some Idiot Electrocutes His Penis
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Weight-Loss Belt Electrocutes a Woman Video
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Some Kentucky Defendant Knocks Out an Attorney
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Some Big Breasted Amateur Shows Off her Tits
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These Safe For Work Porn Pics Made me Laugh
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Some Model Caroline Murphey Bathing Suit Photoshoot
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Delta Burke is in the Psych Ward for the Dumbest Reason
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Here’s One of the Weirdest Fetishes I’ve Seen Today
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Melanie is a Teen Who Shows Off Her Naked Body in this Video
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Her Name is Amy Reid and This is a Video of Her in Action
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Some Disgusting Vintage Fisting Video
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Some Wiggers Fighting Video
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Some Really Fat Dude on Dr Phil To Make You Feel Fit
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Crazy Miss Nevada Gets Arrested Again for Attacking a Cop
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Her Name is Kate Hill and She’s in a Bikini
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Black Strippers Fully Molesting Somebody’s Wife
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Young Pussy
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Some Asian Nudity
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FROM THE FORUM

Felix feels herself
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Gang Starr – the best of
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Marilyn Manson – Antichrist Superstar
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Ministry – A mind is a Terrible thing to taste
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E-40 – the mail man
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My Morning Jacket – Acoustic Citsuoca: Live at the Startime Pavilion
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Cold War Kids – Robbers & Cowards
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Offspring – Smash
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Get Some Porn…Because You Don’t Masturbate Enough…
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Use This To Increase Your Chance in Getting Sex…Because You Masturbate Too Much
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Go Here To Find Girls to Fuck Because You Masturbate Alone Too Often….
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2008

06

Feb

Eva Longoria Does Bebe Ad Campaigns in Tight Clothes of the Day

This is Eva Longoria in some kind of blast from the past ad campaign for Bebe. I am pretty sure they are recent and not pictures that launched her career a decade ago but they remind me of posters I used to decorate my ratty ass apartment with in the early 90s when everyone went to the music store as a daily activity to check out CDs and they all had racks of cheesy as fuck posters that everyone would buy because the babe ones were always on sale for 99 cents and that was the kind of decor I could afford…..

I am talking about bitches in g-strings shot from behind with naval hats on with the caption saying “Rear admiral” or the one with the hot chick in the red bikini sprawled on an exotic car that had the caption saying “Drive” and then there was another one of chick in tight racing leather riding a racing motorcycle and it said something like “Riding Into the Sunset” or even the classic Justification for Higher Education that I used to inspire me while drinking everyday while sitting on the floor drinking when I should have been getting an education….

Either way, these cheesy as fuck ads are expected from a cheesy as fuck celebrity who is nothing more than a soap opera star who is lucky enough to go to the night time Emmy Awards instead of the less prestigious Daytime Emmy Awards…because of good management and a lack of Mexican actresses to choose from…


Related Posts:

Eva Longoria Bikini Ass Pictures
Eva Longoria Bachelorette Party Cameltoe
Eva Longoria Bikini Ass
Eva Longoria Volleyball Ass of the Day
Eva Longoria Working Out Ass

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