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2008

08

Jan

Christina Aguilera’s See Thru Ready to Drop Monkey Walk of the Day

Nothing says wholesome like seeing a pregnant chick rockin’ a see through dress when she’s ready to drop, other than ready to drop porn with internal cumshots because let’s face it, if a bitch is knocked up she’s already had a full medical and doesn’t have AIDS and can’t get pregnant a second time when she’s already packing a baby in her uterus….

Christina Aguilera is out with her pet monkey she let knock her up like she was lonely in the jungle or at the zoo, lookin’ for a good time and the only pussy around that won’t say no is living in the tree you’re sleeping under. Unfortunately, Christina Aguilera’s monkey isn’t the kind that leaves you coming home with AIDS or Ebola shitting your eyeballs out, but instead is the kind who has way too much money that no pussy can say no to, because women fuck wallets and not good looks, but that’s only because their pussies are shaped like an ATM machine that you can swipe your hard card through.

I had an experience with my own kind of Monkey this past weekend, I was drunk in a bar and this little gangster was standing behind me. I got pushed into him by the bouncer and told him to fuck off and dude reacted badly. He started screaming and pushing at me and even punched me in the back of the head. When I turned around to see what was going on, dude was having a fucking freak out. He was screaming at me and started throwing hundred dollar bills at me because he wanted to see it rain on them hoes, but unfortunately that money could have been better spent on real hoes because there was no way I was putting out. Little jiggy started acting out his hip hop video because of his identity crisis of being an obvious adopted by a rich white family black dude trying to find his black roots whose only tie to being black was the same as other rich white kids, which was rap videos. I left when he started to take off his lame bling while throwing punches in the air like Mike Tyson before a fight, but before he did I asked the bouncer if they always let their monkeys run loose in the bar…..

I’m not racist, I just call it how I see it, but this story will probably offend you, so to calm yourself down look at Christina and remember when she was dirty in a good way, and not in a pregnant damaged goods with baggage way. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Christina Aguilera Naked and Pregnant Photoshoot
Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Upskirt
Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Cleavage
Christina Aguilera Showing Off Pregnancy Belly
Christina Aguilera’s Got Some Crazy Cleavage

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2008

08

Jan

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Topless Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, also known as Whoregan because this girl is a fuckin’ exhibitionist, attention whore of a slut, who gets naked or topless every chance she gets because it leads to her getting publicity.

Not being from the UK means that like most people, I have no idea who this slut is and if you do it’s because she’s got a hot set of fake tits, even though I hate fake tits but she shows them off, which isn’t unlike everyday girls with fake tits, but that’s only because they don’t feel like it’s part of them and are more like an expensive shirt or accessory they bought, not to mention any girl who gets fake tits is doing it because she doesn’t like her small tits and thinks life is better with silicone and once they buy that shit they have no problem showing them off because they are brainwashed into thinking that big tits change lives and bring confidence and everyone wants to touch them…..it’s all pretty strange but I am not complaining because I like touching all tits I get the chance to touch.

In reality, I think all girls should rock this kind of bikini every chance they get. I’m talking even days they don’t go swimming or tanning and just do everyday shit, but that’s only because I am a pervert and want to make going to the grocery store or unemployment center a hell of a lot more interesting….

Here is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace by the pool, posing like she’s doing a playful lesbian Playboy shoot, but not getting paid Playboy money for it, and that’s the kind of commitment I look for in a girl, but that’s just because I like a cheap date.

Related Posts:

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Calendar Pictures
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace in a Skimpy Bikini
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Tit Slip
Aisleyne Horgan-Walace in Short Shorts
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Panty Upskirt

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2008

08

Jan

Bar Refaeli Snow Suit Slut of the Day

Here are some pictures of Bar Refaeli posing in a snow suit for Subaru like the whore that she is or at least that she pretends to be when Leo busts on her face and makes it’s rain on that ho. The only reason I am posting them is because no matter what a girl does she will never look hot in snow suit.

I live in Canada and I never understand why the fuck anyone would settle here. It’s fucking cold and it leads to women wearing layers of clothes to cover up what would be a half naked body on the beach if we were anywhere else. I ended up randomly going to a ski hill with a friend of mine this weekend because he told me there was a whole lot of underage drunken after-skiing chicks and he was willing to sponsor my night. By the time I got there all the girls were rockin’ a pair of snow pants and over-sized ski sweater and their asses looked about 4 times the size of what they would if they were in a bikini, their hair was ratty as fuck, no make-up and looked like they just woke up for a 3 day nap with the flu, but that didn’t stop me from trying to get them to take off their long underwear and try take a ride on my chairlift and by chairlift I mean face. That’s all I have to say about that.

Bonus – Bar Refeali in Arena Being Labeled Best Body of 2008 in a Bikini


Related Posts:

Bar Rafaeli Cleavage on the Runway
Bar Rafaeli in a Wife Beater and Shorts
Elle Macpherson is Surfing in a Bikini
Gisele’s Bikini Ass

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2008

08

Jan

Paris Hilton Drunken Vagina Exclusive of the Day


Some sleazy motherfucker from LA went to LAX this past Sunday and saw that Paris Hilton was there. He snapped off some shots of her being the drunken cokewhore that she is and sent them to me. I thought these were just the boring standard Paris being Paris pictures that we’ve all seen a bunch of times before, but luckily there were a few upskirt shots in the set. When I zoomed in like the pervert I am, I noticed what looks like her pussy or maybe her pussy being cameltoed by her underwear and figured I won the fucking lottery before realizing that Paris vagina shots is just Paris being Paris and are as boring as Paris partying or Paris doing anything because it happens so often, kinda like masturbating is for you…

I guess the good news is that masturbating to dirty pussy is what you do because you can’t really find anyone who hasn’t fucked so much that she’s given up on having standards and takes any cock that comes her way, including yours because it makes her feel special for those 3 minutes. So I had to post them and here they are.

I think the funniest thing about this set is how Paris’ friend is showing us how big her cunt is with her fingers…like it’s some kind of rich girl on coke gang sign….

The Rest of the Pics:


Related Posts:

Paris Hilton Does stepTV
Paris Hilton Exclusive Party Pictures
Paris Hilton Practices For New Years
All of My Paris Hilton Posts Ever of All Time…

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2008

08

Jan

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

I accidentally drank a bottle of wine to myself because some asshole bet me that I couldn’t drink a bottle of Ketchup. What he didn’t know is that I usually make myself tomato soup using hot water and Ketchup on the days I have no money for food so shit was easy. I guess that’s not as interesting as walking into a coffee shop and getting some girl to tell me all about how she likes rough sex and doesn’t cum unless she sees blood, but I am falling asleep at my computer and will be back for more soon enough….Cuddles.

Here are my links..There are A Lot of Them….Click Them….

Heidi Montag is Hot in Maxim with Her New Tits
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Some Dude Cunt Punching a Girl
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Jessica Simpson in Cabo with a Bunch of Girls in Bikinis
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Elisha Cuthbert Shows Her Tits in Some Indy Film
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Paris Hilton has a Panty Upskirt on New Years Eve Because She’s a Whore
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Some Model Named Tiffany Posing Like the Slut She Is
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Best Butts from All Over the World
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Aubrie Lemon Is Some Party Slut Half Naked
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Group of Friends Give a Girl an Insane Wedgie and Probably Get Boners Doing It
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Paris Hilton is Drunk in LA
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This is the New Bond Girl – Her Name is Olga Kurylenko….
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Three Horny Big Titted Sluts Shower Together Video
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Some Candice Michelle Fetish Pics
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Some New York video Artist Feminist and Her Crazy Slutty Video Art….
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Victoria Beckham’s Rockin’ Some Sick Cleavage
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Lesbian Fisting Video
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The Bill Gates Last Day at Microsoft Video Featuring Lots of Celebrities….
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Some Black Dude Rips into Some Jewish Chick
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Kristin Cavallari Celebrates her 21st Birthday in Vegas
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Danielle Lloyd Topless in Loaded Magazine because She’s Topless Everywhere
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It’s Mini Britney Bitch – In a One Piece Slutty Outfit
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Some Model Named Marie Claire Doing a Photoshoot Video
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Lohan is Grocery Shopping in West Hollywood Because Now that She Can’t Drink She Eats
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Playboy Uses Naked Bitches As Their New Font
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Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp from Montreal Posing
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Some Big Breasted Drunk Slut Showing Off Her Big Drunk Tits
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Some Bride Gets the Most Obnoxious Wedding Cake of All Time
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Simon Cowell’s Girlfriend has a Hot Ass
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Watch some BMXer crash like a fool
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Some Hilary Duff Partying Pictures
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Some Dude Gets Tricked into Showing His Cock on Webcam Funniness
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Fillippa Lagerback is a Model in Lingerie Video
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Some Model Showing Off Her Ass on Stage at What Looks Like a Mall
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Britney Spears Has Taken a Paparazzi Under Her Wing and He is Trying to Sell All His Exclusive Shots of Her
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Amy Fisher’s Tits DJing to Celebrate Her Sex Tape Release
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Murdered Nancy Benoit’s First Leaked Hustler Pic
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Some Uncensored Cum Fiesta Trailers Because You are a Pervert
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Some Old Guy Trying to Park Video
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Tera Patrick is Topless in these Pictures Which is Exciting Since You’ve Seen it over and over while jerking off to her videos pervert…
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Nicole Kidman is Pregnant and You Don’t Care
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Penelope Cruz in a Bikini Pictures
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Some Britney Wannabe Sings Some Vain Fucking Song in a Mini School Girl Skirt
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Kim Kardashian and Her Big Tits Are Rocking a Bikini in Cabo
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Some Hot Japanese Dance Video
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Petra Nemcova Does Maxim in Lingerie
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Some More Drunk Cleavage
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Hannah Montana Uses a Body Double in a Performance
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Some Hot Girl Modeling the Bullet Bra
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Adriana Lima Talks About Her Fake Sex Tape….and Her Fake Sex Tape..
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Monica Bellucci’s Old Lady TIts in a Photoshoot Because they are Amazing
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Here is the Best of the Babelogs on the Internet for You to Jerk Off To
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Some 30 Year Old is Slammin Hayden Panettiere
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Chris Crocker has a New Video – Go to 1:24 for the Prize
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Get Yourself a Disorder Tee Because You Need to Come with a Warning Label….
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Most Entertaining Facial Expressions
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A Model Named Shay Posing Like the Slut Shit Is
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PG 13 Version of Vivica Fox’s Sex Tape Fake
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Get PORN!!!
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This Will Get You Laid Because You Need It….
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Find Yourself Sex Tonight…Because You Need It…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Lookin Good Sweetheart Shows Off Her Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:

More NOFX albums
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Some Jamie Lynn Sigler upskirt
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a shitload of Jimi Hendrix
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Download some Phish
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Goo Goo Dolls Greatest Hits
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More KORN
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Some Ministry
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Tali Feels Herself
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Chris Cornell
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DMX thread
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Punk & New Wave 1976-1979 (Box Set)
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Slipknot thread
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Her Space Holiday
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Hot blonde stripping
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Beth Orton – Central Reservation
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Lamb- What Sound
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2008

07

Jan

Shannon Elizabeth Kissing at a Basketball Game of the Day

Look how in love Shannon Elizabeth is, she can’t control herself enough to not make a fucking spectacle out of kissing her boyfriend at the basketball game for the world to see. I guess it’s her way of letting the world know she’s off the market or maybe let us know that she’s a dirty little slut and that the kiss is the first step to taking 4 dicks in her ass at the same time, but maybe I am just reading into things.

I was at a food court the other day, because I like watching girls stuff their faces with food and saw a family of 4. There was a mom, dad, daughter and son and shit got a little uncomfortable for me. The 8 year old daughter was sitting on the 10 year old sons lap and was kissing him harder than Shannon Elizabeth is kissing her boyfriend. The brother was rubbing her back like they were a fuckin’ teenage couple playing seven minutes in heaven the and the mom just watched thinking how cute and loving it was. At first I thought it was a little fucking intense and that maybe I was looking into things a little too much like some kind of pervert, so I looked away. When I looked back the girl was rockin her mom harder than her brother while her brother stroked her fucking back.

I wanted to step in and tell her that her horny daughter needed to be sent to therapy because her rubbin’ up on her brother like that is going to lead him to a very weird dark place and that brothers and sisters are supposed to fight not caress each other, but then her lesbian experience with her kid in public made me realize it’s a family thing….

Either way, Here’s some Shannon Elizabeth action.

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2008

07

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Loves to Fuck and Flash Her Tight Ass of the Day

I’ve gone over how much Lohan loves American Apparel and so do I, because girls don’t realize that every time they rock a pair of these tights, I can usually see their mounds and that may sound perverted, which it probably is, but I am not the one walking around in tights showing off my mound.

Here’s an article about Lohan Being a Slut That You’ll Want to Read
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Bonus – Lohan and Her Dad

Some More Lohan in Tights

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2008

07

Jan

Kelly Brook’s Public Display of Affection of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Brook Riding the Zane Train.

Kelzane is my new catch phrase that represents this couple in hopes that one day people will actually care about them so I can be the next guy who invented “bennifer” or “vaughniston” or “Brangalina” or “Tom Kat”, because it’s always been my dream since I think hybrid celebrity couple names are the future.

Famous or not, they are out of control lately, all over each other on the beach the last few days and the only excitement they brought me was a lawyers letter to take the fuckers down but that’s just because I like feeling like I am breaking the law, it makes my wife think I’m dangerous when in reality she is the dangerous one because if she rolls over in her sleep, I could never wake up.

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2008

07

Jan

Cyndi Lauper’s Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Nipple Slip of the Day

I heard a joke yesterday about how the value of pussy is more like a car than like a house, the older a bitch gets, the pussy goes down in price and I laughed and realized that that’s the reason I am not a comedian, I just can’t come up with shit like that and that I am not very funny.

What I can come up with are pictures of Cyndi Lauper’s old pussy on the beach and they are pretty funny. She looks happier than a pig in shit frolickin’ through the waves with her titties bouncing everywhere, but mainly because she looks like a fucking pig and not because she’s smiling, laughing or showing any signs of happiness. I guess I should have just said Cyndi Lauper is a pig and dropped that whole pig in shit line, I guess I’ll know better for next time.

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