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2007

02

Nov

I am – Pink Wearing Pink of the Day

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Pink is so clever in the way she dresses because she’s wearing pink and her name is Pink. It’s like the time she dyed her hair pink like the raver she claims she was. I think I like that she’s wearing pink because it makes her ditch pig face believable because pigs, like Pink are pink.

I was trying to get home last night from being drunk and the whole street was in lock down. The media was there and about 15 cop cars and 30 cops. I asked the guys to interview me as a star witness because when I am drunk, I feel lying about crimes I didn’t see for the local news make for good times, but they didn’t want to bother with me. They did tell me that the crime all these cops were there for was because a cop shot a dog. Some homeless dude’s dog bit a female cop and she pulled out her gun and shot it. I tried to move into the scene to get my own video of how ridiculous the whole thing was and a cop got fucking aggressive with me. He was french and yelling at me to get the fuck away from where I was standing and I just said that I was lookin’ for my daughter’s dog and I wondered if he had seen in. That’s when I realized that dog killing cops have no sense of humor and motherfucker tried to arrest me.

Either way, Pink’s a fucking dog and should be shot. Here are her pics.


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Pink Does Lady Things
Pink is a Man in a Leotard
Pink Likes to Fly
Pink is a Man in a Bikini

Posted in:Man|Pink|Ugly|Unsorted

2007

02

Nov

I am – Sophie Monk with Cunts of the Day

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I hate stating the obvious, but the Madden brothers are cunts so I am not going to go much more into that because they say it all for themselves in the music they produce, the tattoos they rock and every time they leave their houses, but at least the other twin landed a quality looking girl, because the legs on Sophie Monk drive me bananas. The other thing that drives me bananas is that hot girls generally don’t know what’s up and are always with the cheesiest fucking typical dudes. I’ve been going out to a lot of these trendy bars over the Halloween week because they let me in and there are a bunch of slammin’ sluts in this city, but all of them hang with dudes that drop quotes from movies and songs as jokes, who buy bottles of “Goose” and who dress like every other motherfucker you see while dancing like the Chris Brown music video they used to learn how to dance from. The girls listen to radio music and Top 40 and get excited when songs they recognize from watching MTV hit and take 100s of pictures of themselves and their crew for Facebook. I don’t really know why hot chicks are generally lame as fuck, but I can only assume it’s because they’ve been told they are hot for their entire lives, they have all these assholes who are too stupid to not hit on them running up to them non-stop and buying them whatever they want, so they’ve become lazy. They know they just have to look pretty and get everything they want, so they don’t need to bother knowing what good music is or what funny is or what’s up because they’re having a good enough time reaping the benefits of good genetics.

Either way, I still love hot chicks because ugly chicks don’t really exist to me, they kinda just blend in with the background, expect for my wife, who took up the entire bed last night and every other night because she’s Queen Sized and we only have a Double.


Related Posts:

Sophie Monk’s Boyfriend is a Cunt
Sophie Monk is Wasting Her Vagina
The Good Charlotte Wives
Sophie Monk Getting Ready for Christmas

Posted in:Uncategorized|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Here’s a picture of another reader, only this time she is dressed like the Indian I fell in love with yesterday. I decided to put this picture up because I am still in shock that girls actually read this site. She’s in law school and said she’ll be my lawyer for free and I know that 2008 is the year I finally get sued for something stupid that I do.

Here are my links:

Jordan’s Halloween Upskirt Pictures
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Reader’s Gold – The Slutty Halloween Costume Edition
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Intense Car Accident
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An Erotic Photoshoot Behind the Scenes
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Some Basketball Player Knocks a Ref The Fuck Out
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Some Basketball Player Threatens to Rape the Refs Kids…
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Cameraman Takes a 28 Pound Weight to the Balls
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Some Chick Named Aida Yespica’s Bikini Crotch Shot
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Stir Fry Chefs Beat Up a Couple
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The Britney Spears Interview with Ryan Seacrest
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Some Long TV Show on How The Chinese Government is Exploiting the Chinese for the Olympics
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How To Drive Like An Asshole
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Ashley Olsen Was Caught Making Out With Lance Armstrong in a Hotel and at Lenny Kravitz’s Apartment
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Perrier Does Some Major Ass-Vertising
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Hot Chicks do a Matchbox Car Ad…Because We All Know Matchbox Car Collectors Get Mad Pussy….
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Ivanka Trump Lookin’ Hot in Arena Magazine Photoshoot
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Melissa Joan Hart’s Hot Halloween Costume and By Hot I mean not Hot. I am Crafty Like That….
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Lance Bass Was Once Married to a Girl
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Nelly Furtado Lookin’ Like Paris Hitlon
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Britney Spears’ Retarded Cat Costume
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More Pictures of Britney in Her Cat Costume
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Avril Lavigne Showing Off her Little Tits
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Hayden Panettiere Showing Off Her Barely There Tits
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Christina Aguilera’s Tits on Halloween
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Some Hooters Chick Does Squats With Some Dude on Her Back
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Dude Goes Around to Bars and Turns Off Their TVs During the Big Game…Amazing
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Kate Beckinsale Has a Scary Fucking Costume
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3 Fresno Girls Get Topless on Webcam
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Some Bitch Making Her Dude Shut the Fuck Up
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Tyra Banks Showing Off Her Uterus in Tight Pants
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Some Creepy Guy Takes Crotch Shots of Maria Sharapova
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Lohan Is Already Trying to Buy Vodka in Bars
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Some Girl Working Out Naked
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Anna Faris Roller Skates Photoshoot
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Lohan and Her Lame Boyfriend Look Haggard And Back On the Sauce…It’s All Going According to Plan
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Destroys Her Onion
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Some Indian Woman Does Some Traditional Dance and Shows Off Her Tits
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Some Dude Banging Three Whores….
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Mena Suvari’s Photoshoot Pictures
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Some Slut on Photobucket
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Some Photobucket Erotica
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Porn on Photobucket
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Older Alena Seredova Fucking in the Water Pictures
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This Chick Named Megan is a Myspace Whore and She’s Naked
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Some Hot Suicide Girl’s Pictures in the Forum
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Some Young Girls Home Made Dirty Pics in the Forum
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Some Female Soldier Showing Off her Tits in the Forum
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Some Redhead in the Air Force Home Made Porn
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Jimmy Eat World – Chase This Light Album Download in the Forum
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Saigon – Warning Shots Album Download in the Forum
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How About Some Vagina From China
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Use This Spray To Get Laid…Because It’s Never Too Late To Loose Your Virginity
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2007

01

Nov

I am – Petra Nemcova is Cleopatra of the Day

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You’d think Petra Nemcova would have dressed like a mail-order bride, but I guess since she was saved from the Eastern European sex trade by American modeling agencies she thinks she can get away with denouncing her birthright and I always hate when people get big and pretend they weren’t who they were in their past.

The other day I saw a hooker I used to roll with and she pretended she didn’t remember me. She was young and took a few wrong turns, but by the time she was 21 pulled it together, went to school, got a job and is now married to some rich dude and has some kind of rockin’ career that allows her to drive her kids to Starbucks in a Range Rover. I am an asshole and like to call people on that shit, maybe it’s cuz I am bitter that I am still living the same shitty lifestyle and it makes me feel better to let people know I know they are living a lie. So I walked up to her and said what’s up, she pretended she didn’t know who I was at first, but then I dropped her name and said how I knew her. She tried to blow shit off like it was a long time ago and a lot has changed and kept trying to change the subject, but I was persistent and kept telling her she should write a movie about it. Apparently, her husband and her social circle have no idea what she was up to when she was 19, but I do.

That said, Petra Nemcova will always be a mail-order bride in my eyes, she’s just way too expensive for my blood, but you can take a girl out of the human sex trade, but you can’t take the human sex trade out of girl. At least that’s my theory….and I am sticking to it. On a side note, I just won employee of the month over here at DrunkenStepfather.com so it’s a big day for me and my colleagues that include me.


Related Posts:

Petra Nemcova’s Huge Tits Hug Black People
Petra Nemcova Hails a Taxi
Petra Nemcova Upskirt Action
Petra Nemcova’s Hot Tits

Posted in:Cleopatra|Halloween|Petra Nemcova|Tits|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Heidi Klum is a Cat of the Day

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Heidi Klum is pretty hot considering all the damage she’s put herself through, like all the kids and the huge black penis but that doesn’t really phase me, because the girls I know are a hell of a lot more damaged and look a hell of a lot worse than she does, even when she’s dressed like cat.

I was walking down the street the other day and saw some crazy woman talking to herself while walking her cat, like she had the motherfucker on a leash and was just walking it like it was a dog and since I never understood cat people I automatically assumed she was fucking nuts. The cat looked pretty fucking confused, like it wanted me to save it from the hell life it has, because if bitch is willing to take the cat out in public without any embarrassment, who the fuck knows what she does with it behind closed doors. I don’t think she’s fucking her cat, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she washes it and dresses it up in little costumes and makes it do dance routines like her own private circus and I think what it all comes down to is that bitch never had kids and this is what happens to girls when they realize they are 50 and alone. But then the woman got on all fours in the middle of the sidewalk and started barking at her cat like she was a dog and I realized that this woman doesn’t realize she’s alone at all, she’s too busy being fucking insane.


Related Posts:

Heidi Klum’s Baby Daddy Isn’t Her Baby Daddy Scandal
Heidi Klum’s Got Jungle Fever
Heidi Klum’s Pregnancy Weight Pictures

Posted in:Cat|Halloween|Heidi Klum|Pussy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Leelee Sobiesky is Boring as Shit on Halloween of the Day

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So Leelee Sobiesky is some kind of art fag and I fucking hate art fags. Her Halloween costume fucking sucks and it reminds me of some kind of obscure silent film or some shit. Not to mention she’s hanging with busted faced freakshow with expensive looking camera that is probably taking pictures for her next Art Gallery Show and Leelee is the theme.

The reason I hate art fags is because they take themselves so fucking seriously. They sit around and discuss the meaning of other people’s work and why the artist decided to take the picture from the angle they took it from and the whole thing is way to boring for me. The thing I like about art fags is that they are easy to convince to get naked for the sake of art because that’s just how committed they are to the cause and I am pretty sure that that is how porn started. Some guy who couldn’t get pussy, was like what if I pretend that I am an artist and the next thing you know, girls were lining up for him to take pictures and video of them naked, because for some reason being the nude subject in art is a lot easier to accept than being a whore.

Unfortunately, art chicks aren’t hot and either are Leelee Sobiesky and her friend, but I’d still give her head. Get it…cuz she’s carrying a head around. I know, I don’t know where I come up with this golden material either, I guess that’s why I live in a fucking dive of a shithole apartment that is so broken down that even real shithole apartments refuse to step foot inside because they are scared of catching a disease from the toilet.


Related Posts:

Leelee Sobiesky’s Big Tits and Bow Tie Pictures
Lohan Rides Leelee Sobiesky
Leelee Sobiesky in PVC
Leelee Sobiesky Likes Indian Food

Posted in:Art Fag|Halloween|Leelee Sobiesky|Tall|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Tera Patrick Does Halloween of the Day

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Girls don’t understand that after we’re through banging them, we really want nothing to do with them, until the next time we want to bang them and have no better pussy lined up. That’s how people end up married, they get hooked on the constant sex that takes little to no work to get, because we are lazy. The same goes for porn. Once we’ve seen a girl fuck a ton of dudes and suck a ton of dicks, we’ve pretty much got no use for her, because we know we’d never fuck her and if we really wanted to, we’d just have to come up with about 10,000 dollars, because all pornstars escort on the side. So I don’t even know why I am posting these Tera Patrick pics, she’s pretty much dead to me and I don’t even watch porn. People never believe me when I say that, but it’s true. Maybe it’s because my penis doesn’t work and I can’t pretend I am the dude fucking some nasty big pussied whore but I think it’s just because I don’t like what porn chicks look like. I am more into amateur shit, but that’s just because watching real couples fuck is real and not performance art like the studio shit, not that there’s much art or performing involved, but shit’s not real.

Either way, here’s Tera Patrick wearing more clothes than we’re used to seeing her disgusting ass in, eating more food than her fat back probably needs and rockin’ out with her pimp of a husband who probably feels like he won the lottery, but that’s just because he’s bald and Jewish and she’s good for business, and by business I mean managing her is his source of income…but I am sure they are in love….just look how he sticks his tongue out at her like she’s an ice cream cone if you don’t believe me…because everyone loves ice cream, especially my wife.


Related Posts:

Tera Patrick Last Halloween
Tera Patrick’s Showing Off Her Huge Rack
Tera Patrick Showing Off Her Tits

Posted in:cleavage|Halloween|Implants|Porn|Tera Patrick|Trash|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Paris Hilton Dresses Like Herself for Halloween of the Day

I was going to say that these are some pictures of Paris Hilton dressed like herself, looking like she always does, but in her stupid mind, she probably thinks she’s supporting the troops or some shit, but then this video landed in my inbox and in it she says “I’m wearing this for the troops because I know they’re having a hard time right now and don’t really get to celebrate Halloween.” I think the war would be a lot more fun if the troops actually dressed like this, it’d be like watching a bad drag show where they kill each other, but I guess we’ll just have to leave it up to Paris to be the bad drag show, while living her life of luxury and real people are dying. If she really wanted to support the troops in Iraq, maybe she’d head out there and let them fuck her so that they can get sick leave, or maybe she could send each one of them 10,000 dollars to help pay for the therapy they’re all going to have to go through when it’s all over. Point of this post is that Paris is a cunt….and I know someone who booked her to host their party and she charged 30,000 dollars and an 8-Ball of coke. True Story.

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Bonus Pictures of Her in Dancing With Sluts and Midgets in Another Costume Inside the Club Dressed as “Jail Bait” Because Irony is What Paris Does…Since She Was in Jail and Is Far From Jail Bait….Maybe 10 Years Ago…Now She’s Just Washed Up, Haggard and Has Had a Couple Hundred Too Many Dicks…

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Related Posts:

Paris Hilton Does Halloween
Paris Hilton Does Montreal and stepTV
Paris Hilton Partying

Posted in:cleavage|Costume|Halloween|Lingerie|Paris Hilton|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Stacy Keibler’s Legs on Halloween of the Day

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I love legs and Stacy Keibler’s got some fucking insane legs and here they are covered in some stockings like she’s some kind of fetish model or some kind of doll, which is probably something you relate to, since you’re always on the real doll site trying to design your perfect woman when your ugly wife is at work, but you know you’ll never be able to afford one.

I have a problem where I fall in love every time I leave my house, and by love I mean I want to see at least one girl naked every time I walk outside. Last night was a girl dressed like an Indian who I kept running into throughout the night and when I was drunk at 3:30 am and saw her for the fourth time I decided to try to seduce her so I screamed some frat boy cheesy shit like hey little indian, let me rape and pillage your village, steal your land, kill your men and knock you up and teach you how to speak english, then when I am done with you, I’ll throw you in the backyard, but you won’t need to pay taxes and you can open a casino and sell illegal cigarettes. She didn’t end up getting naked for me, but little blonde indian girl in white from montreal, who bumped into a homeless lookin’ motherfucker who smelled like urine and was standing alone by the DJ Booth, if you’re reading this, the offer still stands.


Related Posts:

Stacy Keibler Playing Volleyball
Stacy Keibler is a Skater Boy
Stacy Keibler Cleavage at Some Premiere
Stacy Keibler Half Naked

Posted in:Halloween|Legs|Stacy Keibler|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Stacy Keibler's Legs on Halloween of the Day

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I love legs and Stacy Keibler’s got some fucking insane legs and here they are covered in some stockings like she’s some kind of fetish model or some kind of doll, which is probably something you relate to, since you’re always on the real doll site trying to design your perfect woman when your ugly wife is at work, but you know you’ll never be able to afford one.

I have a problem where I fall in love every time I leave my house, and by love I mean I want to see at least one girl naked every time I walk outside. Last night was a girl dressed like an Indian who I kept running into throughout the night and when I was drunk at 3:30 am and saw her for the fourth time I decided to try to seduce her so I screamed some frat boy cheesy shit like hey little indian, let me rape and pillage your village, steal your land, kill your men and knock you up and teach you how to speak english, then when I am done with you, I’ll throw you in the backyard, but you won’t need to pay taxes and you can open a casino and sell illegal cigarettes. She didn’t end up getting naked for me, but little blonde indian girl in white from montreal, who bumped into a homeless lookin’ motherfucker who smelled like urine and was standing alone by the DJ Booth, if you’re reading this, the offer still stands.


Related Posts:

Stacy Keibler Playing Volleyball
Stacy Keibler is a Skater Boy
Stacy Keibler Cleavage at Some Premiere
Stacy Keibler Half Naked

Posted in:Halloween|Legs|Stacy Keibler|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Coco Shows Off Her Ass on Halloween of the Day

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I was always a fan of dudes who would make or support their girlfriends when they flash their asses or tits in public. Those are the kinds of guys I am happy to be around because they just don’t give a fuck about much and like having a good time and because I usually get to see their girlfriend slutting out in some way or another. I fucking hate overbearing dudes who get all raging when their girl talks to me, or when I ask them if I can see their girlfriend’s pussy. Like last night I was talking to some girl in sexy lingerie just about random bullshit and her boyfriend just stared at me like he wanted to kill me, when I asked her who her bodyguard she told me it was her boyfriend, and I wished her good luck because for the rest of the time together, she’s going to have some asshole looking over her shoulder everytime she talks to another dude and that shit leads to spousal abuse. My theory is that just because you’re in love with the bitch and are fucking the bitch, doesn’t mean the bitch can’t show me a little especially if I have no plan on touching. Maybe I don’t care because I’ve never really had a girlfriend I had any respect for and no one wants to see my wife naked because she’s disgusting, even her doctor asks her to keep her clothes on when she gets her gynecological exam.

Either way, Ice-T should be my friend because he makes his girl flash her ass or if it’s her own doing, he’s totally having fun with it and that’s a lot better than seeing him hiding in the corner planning on how he’s going to beat the fuck out of her without leaving any bruises when they get home.


Related Posts:

Coco Strips in VIdeo
Coco Showing Off Her Retarded Tits
Coco Showing Off Her Retarded Tits Again

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Ice T|Implants|Tits|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Britney Spears’ Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ flashing her ass in her Halloween costume, not because I like her ass, but because I like ass in general and I don’t discriminate, except against black people like I’m Dog the Bounty Hunter. I don’t even understand why anyone is so surprised he used the word “nigger”, just look at his fucking hair. I think half the members of the KKK are rockin’ that look while drinking beer in their backyards building crosses to burn or fixing motors.

But that’s not the point the point is that I got really drunk last night and I am just waking up, so I figure what better way to start our day together than lookin’ at some Spears Ass. I am sure that anyone who has woken up next to her after spending a night in her septic tank doesn’t feel the same way, but who cares what other people think. It’s all about you and me baby.


Related Posts:

Britney Spears Thong-Bikini Ass
Britney Spears’ Bikini Ass
Britney Spears Drunken Panties
Britney Spears’ Fat Ass Grocery Shopping

Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Halloween|Unsorted

2007

01

Nov

I am – Britney Spears' Ass of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ flashing her ass in her Halloween costume, not because I like her ass, but because I like ass in general and I don’t discriminate, except against black people like I’m Dog the Bounty Hunter. I don’t even understand why anyone is so surprised he used the word “nigger”, just look at his fucking hair. I think half the members of the KKK are rockin’ that look while drinking beer in their backyards building crosses to burn or fixing motors.

But that’s not the point the point is that I got really drunk last night and I am just waking up, so I figure what better way to start our day together than lookin’ at some Spears Ass. I am sure that anyone who has woken up next to her after spending a night in her septic tank doesn’t feel the same way, but who cares what other people think. It’s all about you and me baby.


Related Posts:

Britney Spears Thong-Bikini Ass
Britney Spears’ Bikini Ass
Britney Spears Drunken Panties
Britney Spears’ Fat Ass Grocery Shopping

Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Halloween|Unsorted

2007

31

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So today’s been a big day, the fake Lohan showed up on AIM today. It was leaked that it was really her handle and this is what her away message said:

[AWAY] its late ive been drinking…i want to see some girls who are 18+ naked doing naughty things (real nasty) on webcam vids and pics for me…ill be up all night lookin at them and ill contact you back if i think you are sexy. email me at djllohan1@yahoo.com. 18+ girls only sorry boys its girls night out. tonights your only chance. dont judge me and try to tell me who i am and what i can do. i am me and nobody can change me.

It’s pretty obvious that whoever hacked the account is doing all he can using her celebrity to get the goods.

Speaking of goods, the stepLINK header picture is of one of you, or at least one of you is pretending to be the girl in the stepLINKS header and I was pretty surprised that girls who look better than me naked read the site.

But more importantly, it’s Halloween, and I know you love giving candy out to kids because you’re a sick fuck but I like the fact that I can get into any club I want tonight because I just pretend my everyday homeless look is my costume and the scent of urine is just there to add credibility to my costume….

Here are my links:

The History of Shauna Sand Being a Whore in Pictures
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Whoose Boobs – Halloween 2007
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Some Brazilian Chick Stripping on Webcam Video
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The Funniest and Dirtiest Halloween Scene in a Movie Ever
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Alessia Merz is Topless and Hot
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All The Whores are Dressing Like Slutty Sailor’s this Year
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Britney Tells a Bartender that She’s Got Nice Tits and They Britney’s Are Saggy
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Some Arabs Fighting Video
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Angelina Jolie Dresses Up Like Cancer Arms for Halloween
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The Amy Fisher Sex Tape Preview and Sceencaps
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Halloween in the Hollywood Hills With Pictures of Sluts
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Amanda Bynes People Photoshoot Video Because You Love Her
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Some Dudes Dog Pisses in His Face on Webcam
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Tila Tequila Makes Dudes Fight on Her Shitty Reality TV Show
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Hilary Duff Wears Short Shorts and Fishnets
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The Best Costume I’ve Seen This Year…
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Watch Some Playboy Playmate Named Denise Pernula Try on 5 Sexy Halloween Costumes
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The Spice Girls are Going to Be Fully Nude for Part o their New Concert
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Sarah Jessica Parker is a Zombie for Halloween
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Some Hot Chick Teaches You How to Speak With her Tits
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Listen to Dog the Bounty Hunter Using the N-Bomb Because He’s Florida Trash
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick On Howard Stern’s Crazy Sex Robot Sybian Shit
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Honest Car Commercial
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Some Hot Halloween Videos
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J.Lo Goes Straight to Video
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Some Dude’s Halloween Costume Catches on Fire Burning Him Badly
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The Prison Break Dude is Going to Jail for Killing Someone When Driving Drunk
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Nicole Richie Buys a Goldfish to Practice Parenting On
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Elvis Made 49 Million Dollars Last Year
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Some Model Who Tried to Kill Herself – Ended Up KIlling 3 Other People
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A Naked Drunk Girl in London Video
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Don Vito Guilty of Being a Pedophile
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Lance Armstrong May Be Slamming Ashley Olsen
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Josh Duhamel Wants Fergies Babies
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Some Hot Chick Gets Naked By the Pool Video
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This is a Day Dream…
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A Whole Lot of Willa Ford Dressed Like a Slut and Being a Slut and Slut…Slut…Slut
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Jessica Alba Says No To Nudity Because She’s Catholic and Boring
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A Video About Saying Goodbye
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Some Fashion Designer Pays Paris Hilton 2,000,000 Dollars to Sit in the Front Row of Her Show
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Some Jennifer Aniston Sex Scene from a Movie
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Check out this Dickwad
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Some Photobucket Chick Loves Taking Pictures of Herself
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Big Vaginas are the New Small Penis
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Cam With Her Chick Named Carmen Does Halloween Proper
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio at Some Event Hot
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson Could Be Banging
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Some William Shatner Remembering Some 1982 Karate Chop Video Insanity
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Mila Kunis May Be Boring as Shit But She’s Stll Hot
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Some Chick Sunbathing Completely Naked
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Old Tila Tequlia in Playboy when She was 19 Pictures
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Some Photobucket Girl Takes Pictures of her Ass
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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What is Your Favorite Streaking Incident?
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Some Naked Photoshoot Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Download Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Greatest Hits
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Exploited Secretaries is Something We All Like
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Hot Naked Chick By the Water
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2007

31

Oct

I am – Shauna Sand Bending Over of the Day

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Shauna Sand has no ass and that’s the reason why she flaunts her tits everywhere they are go like it’s her last day out with them before they get removed or some shit. I just thought it was because she’s a whore and likes to show off what she thinks are god’s gift to the world, even though got was a $5,000 charge on her credit card. Then I thought maybe she was just a victim of breast implants, where girls who get implants end up going crazy as fuck with their new tits and pull them out everywhere they go, because their relationship is more of one you have with a new car than one you have with your body parts. Now I realize that shit is just a way to divert male attention from the fact that she has no ass at all and she’s more like a hot chick who hangs with fat chicks to make herself look skinnier or like when I go out drinking with bigger drunks than me, because people notice what you want them to.

That said, you all have to realize that today is Halloween, I don’t dress up because I am a downer and find that shit lame and don’t believe in holidays, but I know that if you’re looking for love or to get laid, this is the best time to go for it. All the girls dressed slutty are going to be horny as fuck because dudes have been lookin’ at their asses like they are a brand new fleshlight all day and you already have an opener. All you have to do is go up to whoever it is you’re lookin’ at and comment on their costume, or come up with a costume that you’ve set up to make girls come up to you and talk to you. I know a dude who went as an AIM contact list and had 15 girls lined up to add their contact info on the buddy list. So do something creative and funny and if you follow my advice, you’ll have a great fucking night. But you won’t because you’re just going to stay home and cry yourself to sleep like you do every night, like the poor fucker who takes Shauna Sand home only to realize she’s got kids and when he flips her over to fuck her from behind – that she’s got no ass and will be struggling like he’s on Survivor to get her back on her back so that he can focus on her tits and trick or treat all over her face.


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