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2007

12

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t really have anything to say….sometimes it happens when you drink…so I’ll do a stepCONTEST instead:

I am going to be giving away a Spank Rock CD to the First 3 People to Email Me A Picture of them Doing Something I Find Worthy of Being a stepLINKS header.


Email Entries In To Me By Clicking This Link:
info (at) drunkenstepfather.com

Here’s the new Spank Rock Video With Lots of Hot Tit in It

Here are my links:

Make Your Shit Glitter
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Some Rachelle Lean the UFC Host Posing In Some Pretty Hot Poses
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Kate Moss Walking Around Without Pants On
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Some Chick named Laurence Ferrari Topless on the Beach
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Jessica Simpson Will Get Naked
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Some Asian Girl Beat Boxing Video because I Hate Beat Boxin..
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Brooke Hogan’s Fake Tits in a white Dress
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Some Dudes at Princeton Throw a Non Alcoholic Beer Party and Everyone Thinks They Get Drunk. The Placebo Effect….in Full..Effect?
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Some Girl Has Sex With a Carebear for Some Loser
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A Used Syringe Was Found in a Hotel Room Lohan and her Lame Ex Boyfriend from Rehab Trashed
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Hilary Swank for W Magazine……
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Halle Berry’s Huge Pregnancy Tits
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Some Alicia Keys Performing in a Tight Dress Pictures
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Vida Guerra’s Tits to Spike TV Awards
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PETA Hates the Olsens
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Some Crazy Guy Making Music with Insanity in the Streets
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Some Dude Slaps on a Pair of Shit Filled Shoes To Get on TV
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Here’s Some Hidden Camera Masturbation for You
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Some Kylie Minogue Performing Video Because She’s Good for a Cancer Survivor
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Drug Bust Video (What’s In That Box?)
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Some Hot Lesbian CPR Procedure
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Nikki Grahame from UK Big Brother Candids
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Eve Laurence is Posing Naked
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A Whole Lot of Jenna Jameson Leaving Hyde Night Club Dressed in White
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Some Dude Tried to Kill A Grandfather with an Exploding Cigarette
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Cleavage for Rap-Up Magazine
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Family Feud Idiot
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This Girls Got Some Pretty Intense Huge Tits
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Some Couple Caught Fucking in a Bathroom Stall on Video
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Some Bouncer at a Bar Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Some Girl Falls Off Stage Doing the Soulja Boy Because Even God Hates That Shit
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A Pretty Crazy Beating on the Bus
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Some Juliette Lewis in Some Leotard in Concert Pictures
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Some Poll Site Wants You To Vote on The stepSHIRT They Made For The Site
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The Most Naked and Hottest Assed Men’s Shoe Ad I’ve Ever Seen
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A Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video You’ve Probably Seen
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Check Out the Official Drunk Dialing Site With a Bunch of Drunken Calls I Didn’t Listen To But Could be Funny
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X-Rated Snow White Cartoon
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Some Idiot In A Jeep Trying To “Tokyo Drift”. Nope. (Video)
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Check Out Sexy Cassia
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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Find Sluts to Fuck
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From Photobucket –

A Set of Photobucket Tits
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From the Forum:

Get Ann Angel an Umbrella…
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Young and Busty thread
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Nicole Graves thread
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Fresh Teen cuties thread
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JUMP JUMP
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Adara the Suicide Girl
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BONUS – Thanks to the Sean O’Donnell Show For Giving DrunkenStepfather a Shout Out on His Latest Show – Watch It
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2007

11

Dec

I am – Britney Spears’ Ass and Powdered Cover Legs While Black People Defend Me of the Day

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I hate to drag this me being a racist shit on longer than I have to, but since I know that I am not a racist, proven in the fact that I got close enough to a black stripper to smell her Burger King Fingers and because I like hanging out with black dudes because they are a lot cooler than white dudes and because I donated 20 dollars to the United Negro College Fund, I have no choice but show you that I have a black dude in my corner.

This is an email I got today:

Yo, you are one funny motherf*cker, I gotta tell you. I’m a black man and I read your blog every friggin day without fail and I know how you are, which is why I come back every friggin day…People always try to make mountains out of molehills, bringing up sh*t that’s ridiculous….keep doing your thing dog..you get much love out here (no homo), from black and white folk, so don’t let it bother you too much…you’re a genius, they’re just not intelligent enough to “get it”…

Peace

Here are those Britney Spears ass pictures because she married a guy who tried to be as cool as a black guy, but just couldn’t pull shit off proper and because everyone rips into her for being a pig, but she’s probably got a hotter body than the scraps you get with, even when covered in talc powder either used to find the wet spot or to mask the stench because it’s easier than showering, hater.


Related Posts:

Britney Spears Titty Upskirt Pictures
Britney Spears Ass Cleavage
Britney Spears Bikini Dance
Britney Spears Ass in Fishnets

Posted in:Power|Unsorted

2007

11

Dec

I am – Hayden Panettiere in Whore Boots of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere wearing a pair of adult sized boots while Holiday Shopping with her washed up porn star mother. It makes her look like a bit of a street whore because they go above her knees and shit and that’s always a sign of hooker, even on her short legs. I’ve been seeing more and more girls pulling off this look this winter and I ask every single one of them how much for the hour, even though I can’t get it up and know they aren’t actually whores, I just like making them think they are. Because the lower their self esteem the more chances they’ll get naked for me.

That’s not the point, the point is that Street whores are generally not midgets, with midget legs, because midget hookers are hard to come by and work out of special fetish agencies. There are a lot of freakshows out there who pay a premium for that shit….and you’re probably one of them. I’m not judging….


Related Posts:

Hayden in an Adult Size Dress
Hayden’s Broad Shoulders in a See-Through Shirt
Hayden’s Panty Slip
Hayden is Little Miss Sunshine
Hayden Showing Off Some Leg

Posted in:Mother|Unsorted|Whore Boots

2007

11

Dec

I am – Jesus Martinez is One of Complex Magazine’s Men of Next Year of the Day

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I’ve finally got some mainstream press coverage. I was featured in Complex Magazine that hits newstands today, with Lil’ Wayne and Kristen Bell on the covers. I am one of their choices as Man of Next year, in a feature they call Leaderss of the New. I guess the biggest joke is the they featured me in the magazine to begin with, but what really makes me laugh, because I know I deserve to be in this shit, is the dude we got to dress up in the wrestling mask, because I refuse to make public appearances. All these other dudes I am featured with have this press photos and are all serious and there we are at the bottom lookin’ like assholes, it makes me laugh. The other thing that makes me laugh is that Perez is featured as the Legends of the Fall-Offs on the same page.

I’ve been doing this 3 years, I’m glad someone finally paid attention to all my bitching and hope it makes me famous so that girls send me nude pictures, because that’s always been the goal of all this and it’s never really worked out for me yet, because despite being a legend of the new, I still suck at life.

Either way, from now on, I guess you gotta listen to me because as one of the men of next year, and the only blogger featured, it’s that stamp of approval that means everything I do is right and as the leader you and everyone else out there got no choice but to follow. Cuddles, Motherfuckers.

Bonus: Here’s some of the Kristen Bell Spread from the Same Issue Because Since We’re in the Same Magazine, That Pretty Much Means I’ve Had Sex With Her, or More Like the Closest I’ll Ever Get To Having Sex With Her….


Check the magazine out, in Newstands Now, We’re on Page 60, Or Visit Their Site
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Posted in:stepCOVERAGE|Unsorted

2007

11

Dec

I am – Brooke Hogan Bikini Top in Miami and I’m Not Racist of the Day

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This whole me being a racist Beyonce backlash is pissing me the fuck off, because I am not racist. I just didn’t clarify that there were white strippers who stink at the same discount bargain basement strip club I go to to see black girls naked. People are reading it like if I want black vagina I go to this spot where there are only black ghetto trash girls, so therefore I think all black girls are ghetto trash strippers, when in reality I just go there because I like black girls and I like strippers and they fit the budget because all the girls are on sale there. The fact that they all smell like cheap perfume and Burger King doesn’t mean I don’t love them, and I never knew Burger King was a racial slur. It also doesn’t mean that all black women smell like Burger King, it means that all these strippers do.

I hate having to clarify myself, or re-visit posts I’ve written, but all this hate needs to be addressed, it’s fucking up my seducing girls over the internet game. If I was a racist, I woulda said something like, when I want black pussy I go down to the plantation where they never say no, or something like when I want black pussy, I go to the KFC on $2 Tuesdays with a pocket full of quarters, or even something evil like when I want black pussy I go to the zoo.

I can come up with stereotypes or racial slurs on any group, it’s all meant in good fun, for you to laugh at and the fact that I am fighting a bunch of black women, when I’d rather be getting busy with a bunch of black women is pretty much a waste of all our fuckin’ time and proves that you’re all a little over-fucking-sensitive.

To prove that I am not a racist, I donated my wife’s last 20 dollars available on her credit card to the United Negro College Fund, while listening to Jay-Z, instead of buying myself a bottle of booze. A racist alcoholic would never do that. But a really great guy with a great sense of humor who loves all people but is misunderstood because he doesn’t know how to write and is subject to the same persecution from the backlash from he get from the groups he makes fun.

Here’s the proof:

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Here are pictures of Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Top, because this bitch looks like she’s some serious Dog the Bounty Hunter Florida trash who would marry the kind of Miller High Life drinking, pick-up driving, mullet / muscle shirt/ crazy pants wearing deadbeat racist after he got her pregnant in the mall parking lot after she finished working at the local Payless while he was on break from his stockboy gig at the discount grocery store.


Related Posts:

Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in Her Underwear on Stage
Brooke Hogan in Assless Pants
Brooke Hogan’s Bikini Ass
Some More Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures

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2007

11

Dec

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some ghetto parents, like crackwhore lookin moms who were probably french white trash strippers from a trailer park, before they had the kids they were pushing in strollers with 2 deadbeat lookin’ trashy baby dad’s in cheesy non-NFL football jerseys like they thought they were Kevin Federline or some shit. One of the mom grabbed her kids fries out of its hand and the girl stated crying, the mom told her to shut the fuck up and dumped them out on the sidewalk. The trashy boyfriend bitched out the mom for having that freakout, so the mom picked up the fries, put them back in the cardboard and gave them back to the kid to eat.

Now I’m no expert on parenting but people walk on the fuckin’ sidewalk, it’s winter here and salt and mud is everywhere and that’s shit’s disgusting and not even taking into accountall the piss, spit, shit, cigarette butts that those fries probably touched. It’s not like dropping a donut on the living room floor and dusting it off before eating it, it’s more like eating out the kind of girls you get with out, because they’re vaginas are well traveled.

Either way, I shoulda called child services but realize I wasn’t put on this earth to make any significant difference or do good. I am also going to make a statement about the racist accusations in my Beyonce Vagina Post. I was just saying if I wanted to see black vagina, I’d go to this spot I go to, there are white girls who work there too and I am sure they have illegitimate children and eat Burger King too….it wasn’t racist, it’s all about context people. Like I called a black dude I know Theo Huxtable today….I think that should be taken as more of a racist comment and for the record I have black friends it cancels everything out. Have a sense of humor.

Here are my links:


Nicky Hilton Eating Some Dude’s Face
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So the lesbian feminists at Lezebel attacked my posts and posted my AIM screename. Read the comments for their war on me….Post your comments there becasue we’re a good group of people to play with femist penis-hating bitches – HornyLohanWanker -I’m talking to you…Attack….
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Sandee Westgate Review Superbad DVD With Her Tits and Orange Skin
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The New Spankrock Video Called B.O.O.T.A.Y
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Britney Shows Off a Lighter She Stole in Some Short Skirt Lookin Worth a Round Because I Just Program My Brain To Think Her Kitchen Garbage Scent as the Smell of Money….
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Rumer Willis Showing Off Her Tits to Distract Us From Her Face
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Old Guy Fight Club (video)
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Fergie is a Disaster While Sining Live and Let Die
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Pamela Anderson is Done in Vegas and These Are The Pictures of Her Busting Out of Her Weird One-PIece Sparkly Bikini
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Paris Hilton Punched My Friend Stavros because He Was With a New Girl…I”d Punch Him Too, But that Because he Doesn’t Answer My Calls Anymore Because He Realizes I am Not Michael Perez
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Some Petra Nemcova Hot in Pink for Some Charity Event Because She Thinks She’s Jesus or Some Shit
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Britney Spears Turns on the Paprazzi in a Starbucks
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Some Drunk Guy Jumping His Suzuki Video
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Jenna Jameson Partied at LAX in Vegas and Looks Like Death…Maybe Her Pornstar AIDS has Caught Up With Her or Some Shit….
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Jennifer Ellison is Hot in a Pink Halter Top
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I can’t Get Enough of this Dude Who Sings The Disney Songs…
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Cindy Crawford Does Us All A Favor and Vows To Never Pose Nude Again
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Kristen Bell is Dressed Like Princess Leah for the Virgins Out There
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Some Hot Tits on Some Chick Named Kyle Bax
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Tiger Woods Wife Naked Pictures Controversy…With Naked Pictures of Tiger Woods’ Wife
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Video About Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp
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Some Student Takes Out Someone With the Blackboard Video
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Pam Anderson’s Nipples Partying With Criss Angel’s Adult Lisp in Vegas
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Some Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Pictures
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Chris Masterson from Malcom in the Middle Got in a Fight and This is the Video
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This is the Most Flexible Pool Player and It Will Turn You On
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Some Big Tit Girls Playing Pool In Their Underwear
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Playboy Chick Named Sara Jean Underwood Naked in a Bath With Lemons…I Wonder If It Makes the Scabs Sting….Funny Herpes Joke By Me…Admit It….
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Some Comedian Does a Magic Trick Badly To Make People Laugh
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Watch the Full Mayweather Vs. Hatton PPV FIght
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Ten Really Strange Kewpie Cell Phone Charms
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Some Crazy Drunken Homeless Lady Bustin’ A Move Better than You
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Suicide Girls #10: Because Nothing Is As Sexy As Used Goods
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Some Dude Rockin’ Some Christmas Carols Out on an Electric Guitar to Remind You That No One Loves You And You’re Not Getting Any Presents This Year
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A Poll On the Hottest Liz Hurley Video Moment
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Girls Dancing in Bikinis For the Worst Video and Song Ever Made in History
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Here’s a Chick Fight With Some Panty Action
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I am Guessing That This Dude is Rich….and Paying This Naked Chick to Hang With Him….
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Another Chick Fight on the Street Video
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Some Dude Named Nathaniel Takes Pictures of a Girl in the Shower
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Watch a Penis Entering a Vagina For Science
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Some Intense Video Called Squirt On Me….
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The High School Musical Sex Tape from South America I Think I Already Posted but is Worth Watching Again…
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Some Cool In Bathroom Drinking and Driving Ads
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This is Ashanti’s Fat Sisters Cellulite for You to Fantasize About Using as a Place to Store Your Sperm
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Fake Avril Lavigne Picture You’ll Want to See
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Some Girl Getting Take Out with Cum All Over Her Face Weirdness
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Girl On A Cam With Gigantic Roundies
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Some Chick Named Kobe Kaige Has an Intense Photoshoot
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Some Dude Playing With His Girl’s Scary Fuckin’ Vagina…
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Some Girl Jumping a Fence in Her Thong
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What Kind of Porn Are You Into?
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Use this to get pussy
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This is Where You’ll Find Slutty People To Have Sex With
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From Photobucket:

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Young and Topless Dyking Out
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Close Up Vagina
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Some Couple Show Off The Girl’s Box
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A Picture of a Girl Fingering
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Some Anal Beads in a Vagina
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Some More Vagina and Tits on a Young Girl…Because What Better Place is there to Store Your Nudes than a Public Album on a Huge Site
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How About a Blowjob With Them Tits
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Some Thick Girl Getting Sleazy on Photobucket…
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Some Small Penis Photobucket Sex
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Photobucket Ass – Sex and Family Pictures Album
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From the Forum:

Miles Davis — FORUM POST
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Paul McCartney – All The Best
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Playboys college girls
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Mandy – A suicide girl
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Pavarotti
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Jay-Z Kingdom Come
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Holyfuck – LP
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System of a down thread
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ASS thread
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Dillinger Escape Plan — Ire Works
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LCD Soundsystem – 45:33
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Common – Finding Forever
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More Suicide Girls
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More I feel Myself Videos
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More Kraftwerk
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More Basement Jaxx
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Megan Fox thread
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the Ass thread
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Camel Toe Thread
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Dazed and Confused soundtrack
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Nas CDs
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More Real Peachez
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Basement Jaxx – The Singles
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Ruby Feels Herself
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Pussy Balls Video
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2007

10

Dec

I am – The Kardashian Beach Party of the Day

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The Kardashians are living the classy high-rollin’ life by partying on the beach somewhere Mexican lookin, like it was college spring break, complete with a Mexican tequila shooter man, a pantless white dude and some stupid beach game called “jump over the locals” that is only fun to a drunken slut and the dude lookin’ up her shirt.

I had a pretty disgusting experience in a girl’s bathroom this weekend while wasted at some bar. I went to piss after drinking a bottle of booze and saw a huge line-up for the guys bathroom, thanks to cocaine, it ruins lives and my drunken pee time, but on the positive side of things it’s a great way to get pussy because where there’s cocaine there’s pussy.

So I ask some girl if she’ll let me pee with her in the girls bathroom, because there was less of a line. I walked into the bathroom and got a massive amount of dirty looks because I guess they thought I was some pervert invading their private space, but realized it was because the place was fucking disgusting and it kinda worked against their party dresses and made-up faces. I’m talking piss everywhere, clogged toilets, shit smeared stalls, I felt like I had just walked into some kind of homeless person war zone or where the only weapons available were bodily functions. The girl I’m with ends up getting completely naked because she’s rockin’ a leotard, so I got to see some tit and that made the experience a little better, but then when my turn came up, I made the mistake of flushing the toilet and as I walked out into a sea of hot club sluts, my own sea of Urine, Shit and Toilet water sprayed up on my motherfuckin’ leg, and I only own one pair of jeans, so I’ve been smelling this piss for the last 3 days.

When I walked out of the stall, followed by the stream of over-flowed toilet, the whores waiting in line and doin their make-up turned on me and started calling me disgusting and a pervert and shit, and knowing that if I was a pervert I’d be lickin’ these toilets, when the truth is that after seeing that shit, I’m thinkin about goin fag.

So look at Kim Kardashian’s ass and realize that her drunken fat ass clogs toilets…


Related Posts:

Kim Kardashian’s Purple Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Got Some Big Cleavage
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Buying Apples
The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Post

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2007

10

Dec

I am – Winona Ryder’s Sex Tape with a Dummy of the Day

Apparantly this movie is coming out on DVD and it features some kind of clip of Winona having sex with a Dummy. It was emailed into me as some kind of exclusive, because sex with inanimate objects is kinda my thing, like the other day when I got myself trying to stick my dick inside the toaster because I was drunk and just wanted to feel something down there. Now I’m tending to some crazy burns and blisters that are infected, but have proven to be fun to use as party favors, and by party favor I mean drunkenly expose myself to college girls saying “this is why you should use condoms”, it’s been really successful in getting girls naked, because infected blister dick turns some girls on.

Either way, it’s being advertised on this site in some way, which is pretty exciting because I don’t normally have advertisers and I am sure shit happened by accident because some brown dude who helps me when shit gets fucked up told me to put in this strip of code called Blog Ads that runs ads and if things go as planned people will accidentally buy one every once in the while making me a couple bucks. Blog Ads is the shit that Perez Hilton uses to make something crazy like 45,000 dollars a day, I think it’s made me something like 45 dollars in the 3 months I’ve had it. I’m going to the top, watch the fuck out.

Speaking of Perez, some girl wrote me this nice email:

Nobody knows who you are. You would be lucky to be Perez – he’s wealthy because people find him interesting. He has a big gossip blog because he is an interesting person.

I’m not going into a Perez rant about how uninteresting he probably is, or how all his fame came with media coverage and is the same reason that Marilyn Manson made kids kill in Columbine or Girls have eating disorders or whatever, because idiots need to do what they are told by the media. So if you’re reading this, you know my feelings about Perez, but telling me how much cooler Perez is than me, is fuckin’ with my self esteem a little, it’s like when you’re fucking a hot chick who you want to marry and she cheats on you with some asshole who drives a Porsche or some shit, because you can roll up to the drive-in on your skateboard. Actually, I don’t never had any self-esteem to begin with, because I am realistic and know I suck at life, I also don’t have money, personal hygiene, self discipline, much of a personality, talent or any food in the fridge, but that’s more my wife’s fault, she likes eating.s


Related Posts:

Kate Moss and Winona Ryder Meet for the I Had Sex With Johnny Depp Club
Kate Moss Topless Bikini Action
Kate Moss Topless on the Beach Again

Posted in:Dummy|Unsorted|Winona Ryder

2007

10

Dec

I am – Master P’s New Music Video of the Day

I like the disclaimer on this new Master P video that was just emailed to me that says that this is intended as some kind of artistic statement. I’ve used that line before, but people don’t take my art seriously, because apparantly talking shit about slutty vagina is seen as being perverted when making a video of the KKK playing streetball with black people is seen as some kind of relevant social commentary on racism.

Well, vagina shit talkin is my art, so advertisers and sites that refuse to link me because I post nipples, if you’re out there, I think it’s time for you to be supportive of local artists, and by artists I mean a fat drunk dude who writes too much incoherent shit for some asshole like you to jerk off to, because it’s the only painting you do, actually it’s the only thing you do and that’s why you don’t have friends, because no one likes a homie who doesn”t shower and smells like dried up sperm who spends everyday jerkin off or thinking about jeking off, who only leaves his house once a week to pick up his mother’s dry cleaning, it’s the deal you’ve got going on for free room and board.

Posted in:KKK|Master P|Racism|Rap|Unsorted