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2008

01

Feb

Tyra Banks Burning Bras With Women in Bras of the Day

Here are some pictures of Tyra and the girls of Lezebel together hating men. I guess that’s what happens when a man breaks your heart or cheats on you or touches you inappropriately leaving you to fend for yourself in this cold scary man’s world until meeting other girls who were also fucked over by men to create a community with and change the way the world works.

I’m talking equal pay as men, equal opportunity as men all while hating men. Burn your bra because men don’t wear bras and do it for Tyra, the queen lesbian using her authority to trick vulnerable women to her bed by putting blinders over their eyes and those blinders are a bullshit cause like women’s rights.

If she was a man and not just the size of a man, using his authority, let’s say a school teacher, rallying with the hot students to lower tuition or something all in hopes of lowering their naked bodies onto his dick, he’d get arrested, meanwhile lesbian Tyra gets more TV show deals, more money and more desperate women throwing their panties her way.

I guess that’s just the kind of double standard that men hating women want and that would make me want to start men’s rights group but I never really cared about fair since my life has always been pretty shitty and unfair, I’m used to it.


Realted Posts:

Tyra Banks Talking About Pussy on Her Show
Tyra Banks and Her Guest Grabbing their Tits on Her Show

Posted in:Activists|Burning|Unsorted

2008

01

Feb

Lauren Conrad is a Drunken Mess on Her Birthday of the Day

Here are some pictures of a drunken Lauren Conrad nice and messy on her birthday with her tits hanging out of her dress and her sober looking friend trying to save her from flashing her tits like a good drinking sidekick who loves ruining everyone else’s fun in trying to take part in the celebration with her on her birthday, even when it is via the computer like we were friends with her. I always hated those kinds of prudes who stop their friends from showing me their vaginas on camera for the website every fucking weekend.

Either way, this group of girls from The Hills are like the low budget version of the Lohans and since they stem from shitty reality TV shows and not from shitty movies, I can assume they won’t be around all that long, but little girls still look up to them because they think just being on TV makes you someone worth paying attention to and I guess I do too, because I am posting these pictures like they matter but I just encourage hard drinkin’ in party dresses. I am a pervert like that.


Realted Posts:

Lauren Conrad’s Bent Over Ass
Lauren Conrad’s Bikini Pictures
Audrina From The Hills Showing Her Bikini Line
Some Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Posted in:Messy|Unsorted

2008

01

Feb

Alba’s Pregnancy Watch is BORING of the Day

More pregnancy tits making an appearance only this time they are on boring Jessica Alba. I figured I’d post them because you’re a pervert and a loser and you like her a lot more than you like other girls because she was in shitty shows and movies that comic book collecting losers into and I hate you for that is because I hate Jessica Alba.

So the problem with there being a lot more losers in the world than cool kids is that bitches like Alba get inflated egos and false popularity because the people who are searching her on Google are people you wouldn’t let sit next to you on the bus, or even talk to if they approached you on the street because their greasy chronic masturbating face in cum covered shirts scares you.

Either way, I saw a clip of Alba on Letterman earlier this week and they showed a clip of her from her new movie where she was in the shower and they had her naked body blurred out. When Letterman made a comment about it, she said the naked chick is her friend and that she doesn’t get naked in movies and I don’t understand what kind of actor can call themselves an actor without getting naked when the part calls for it. I guess the kind of actor with an ego caused by you, who now thinks she’s too good for getting naked unless it’s to dig her boyfriend’s condoms out of the trash to flip inside out and fuck herself with it in hopes of getting knocked up so he never leaves her.


Realted Posts:

Jessica Alba is Ashamed and Pregnant
Jessica Alba’s Ass in Pants Hiding
Jessica Alba Hiding from the Cameras
Jessica Alba’s Still Hiding

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2008

01

Feb

Halle Berry’s Pregnancy See-Through of the Day

Here is Halle Berry rockin’s some See-Through because she’s a slut, proven by the fact that she’s got something cookin’ inside her uterus and it’s not an IUD it’s a baby.

I haven’t figured out why pregnant girls like wearing see-through shit but I can only assume it’s because they are so fucking big that it puts strain on the fabric of anything they own making shit see through, like whenever my wife tries to fit into her elastic band waisted fat lady jeans only to discover they don’t fit anymore and the seam in the crotch gets so pulled and the fabric in the inner thigh of her pants are practically invisible, showing off all kinds of things I don’t wish upon my worst enemy……

I guess it could also have to do with pregnant chicks trying to hold on to the thought of being sexy and showing all they can to get the same kind of attention their tits once did, or maybe it’s the complete opposite and they are just gave up on lookin’ hot and go out dressed the same way you’d see them dressed in their living room eating junk food watching romantic comedies, waiting to squeeze out that burden only to realize that once it’s out it’s a much bigger burden but at least your body bounces back to something worth fucking when you’re career depends on it…..

Unfortunately, the only bouncing my wife’s body will be doing, is up and down with every struggled breath she takes and not back into a relatively attractive dress size…..but that’s just the life I am living.


Realted Posts:

Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Tits
Christina Aguilera Pregnancy See Through
Nicole Richie’s Sheer Maternity Top
Camila Alves is a Pregnant Chick I’d Fuck While Pregnant

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2008

01

Feb

Sophie Monk’s Got Some Legs of the Day

I decided to declare a snow day today because it is snowing outside and I’ve never had the excitement of school being cancelled because of the weather since I never really went to school. I am smart like that.

Unfortunately, I got bored because I don’t read and don’t watch TV and still haven’t started drinking again because of this flu and figured I’d post these pictures of Sophie Monk because she has hot legs and I have an internet crush on her.

Dreams of doing a match.com commercial together like all the other losers who meet each other on the internet are probably unlikely because Sophie Monk is just pictures to me, and being on TV with a picture I fell in love with on the internet would be pretty humiliating but I guess that is what happens when you are unsatisfied in your pathetic life, like me.

Either way, I feel the more visibility she gets, the more fans she’ll get even if only 5 of you actually read the site and that will give her the taste of success that will lead to wanting more. When she realizes that the only way to get more is to get more naked and that will give me something more interesting to look at than my own belly hanging over the computer, despite how exciting that may sound.


Realted Posts:

Sophie Monk Jogging A Bit For Me To Jerk Off To
Sophie Monk’s Got some Pretty Good Tits
Sophie Monk Shopping is Hotter than You Shopping
Sophie Monk Must Be Gay Cuz Her Fiance Is a Vagina
Sophie Monk’s Hot Legs

Posted in:Unsorted

2008

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The one thing this sickness has been doing for me is forcing me not to drink because the thought of booze when I am dying of a fever actually makes me sick and that never happens. The problem with not drinking is that I see the way things actually are and I realized that I have a celebrity site and write about celebrities and never in my life cared about celebrities other than occasionally jerking off to a sex scene in a movie before the internet existed and now it’s my life and that makes me a loser.

The other thing this sickness has made me realize is that I hate the media. If I hear another superbowl joke or superbowl inspired feature I am going to hate myself more than I already do.

Actually, if I hear another person in the media make a New Kids on the Block joke about them not being kids anymore and changing their name to Old Dudes on the Street or something equally lame like how the tour should be sponsored by Depends or something equally lame, I am going to shoot myself.

Reality is that if these fuckers changed their name, it wouldn’t be a reunion tour it’d be a whole new band so let’s just hope they call the album something like “40, Depressed and trying to relive the high we felt when we were living life at the top and saw no signs of our fame ending until about a minute later when it all ended and left us all in the gutter we never could crawl out of, despite finding god, having addictions, trying other careers, so we’re back hoping to make some money to pay for the last 18 years of fucking up and sucking at life”.


Here Is a Clip of Elizabeth From The View Doing the New Kids Dance the Other Day
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I know, I just realized I wrote a rant on the New Kids on the block, but you gotta give them credit, these guys were the original pussy magnets and made bitches weak in their knees and pass the fuck out, it was too bad that they were a bunch of queers too busy on their knees in the tour bus sucking off Lou Perlman off for their pay checks and to cut another album to take advantage of all the readily available vagina, but maybe round two will bring out a lot of horny divorcees trying their chances one more time, reliving their youth, only this time with their 16 year old daughters in tow but that’s just because I’ve always had a mother – daughter fetish….So I guess my New Kids on the Block rant isn’t so bad. I mean it’s bad, but at least it didn’t end gay….

Here are my links…and yes…I realize I need a Drink…I am aiming for tomorrow morning if this fever breaks….Cuddles

I Want to Fuck Camilla Alves and Her Unborn Baby – Because She’s So Fuckin Hot
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Here’s the Promo For the Heath Ledger Video That Will Be All Over the Internet in the Next Couple Days
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This is the Tightest Body I’ve Ever Seen on a Chick in a Bikini
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Hometown Hottie Dances Like a Slut on the Bar in Arizona for the Superbowll
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Olivia Munn bets Anal Sex on a game of Wii Boxing
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Denise Milani is Some Hot Slut in a Hot Tub Video
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Nicolet Nightingale is the Half Naked Club Slut of the Day
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Guess the Boobs the Superbowl Edition
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The Gayest Tom Brady Video I’ve Seen
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Some Belly Dancing Video For You to Jerk Off TO
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Paris Hilton’s Reps Claim She Doesn’t Kiss Girls…When We Have Pictures of Her Kissing Girls
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Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert Heading Back to their Hotel Together at 5 am After Being Seen Making Out
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Mandy Moore is an Addict Too….
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Brian Austin Green Whiles About How Annoying Megan Fox Is Like a Bitch
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Here’s a Compilation of Girls Showing Off Their Bodies
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The Girls Next Door Sluts At An Event
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Tila Tequila Has a Busted Face in Fuck Me Boots
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Sunny Leone at Tito Ortiz’s Birthday Showing Some Tit
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A Few Naked Pics of Female Soldiers in Iraq
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Here’s an Emmanuelle Chriqui Gallery Worth Masturbating To…
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Some Dude Pouring Shit on His Girlfriends Face While She’s Trying to Sleep
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People on the London Tube Break Into Dance
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Being Pregnant Has Made Alba a Whiner – Here She Is Complaining About Cameron Diaz
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Some Model Named Noemie Lenoir in Lingerie
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What the Fuck is This Thing…
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Britney Spears Was Taking 10 Laxitives a Day Before Being Locked Up..You’d Be Crazy If You Shit Out Your Fucking Eyeballs Too….
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This Statutory Rape Ad Does the Opposite of What it is Intended to Do – Pervert
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Some Vintage Shauna Sand, Pheobe Price and Some Loser Pictures
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This Russian Female Bodyguard Was Killed in a Car Jacking But Was Fucking Hot Before That Happened.
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Some Ashlee Simpson Topless Pictures
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This is a Serious Myspace Slut’s Pictures
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Mercury Looks Like Uranus or Something Equally Stupid for you to Waste Your Time Clicking
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Her Name is Noureen and She’s a Punjabi I’d like to Poon Jab….Yes I am a Loser and this is her big tits video
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Some Hot Slut Named Cinthia Moura in a Bathing Suit
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Some Project Runway Interview Because You are Gay
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Vanessa Minnillo Bikini Pictures
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Here’s a Football Sportscaster Blooper from 8 Years Ago That You’ll Like Because He’s an Asshole
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Some Teen Showing Off Her Hot Ass in This Video
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Christy Hemme in Hot Pink Slut Gear
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David Beckham’s Got a Tattoo of a Half Naked Posh
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Selma Blair Looks Like Tom Cruise in Heels
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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3 Girls Dippin It Low in Their Underwear Dance Video
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Pot Vending Machines Hit LA
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Pink Wig and Crystal Meth – Britney Was Really at a Rave Since Saturday – I Reported It Here FIrst
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Some Webcam Masturbating
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Young Photobucket Vagina Diddle Pictures
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FROM THE FORUM:

Radiohead Live @ Montreux Jazz Festival
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Ratatat Remixes Vol1
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Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit (single)
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The Hives – Barely Legal
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Emily Haines – cut in half and also double
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LL Cool J – Radio
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Jack Johnson – In Between Deams
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NAS – The Lost Tapes
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Aphex Twin – Come To Daddy EP
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VIDEOS

Marey carie BJ
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SEX TALK FORUM

Was She Out of Line?
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If You Like Porn…
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Use This if You Need Sex
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Go Here To Find Pussy
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Posted in:Unsorted

2008

31

Jan

Alena Seredova’s Old Upskirt Pictures of the Day

These are obviously some old pictures of Alena Seredova because she had a kid less than a month ago and no one, no matter how fast her C-Section Tummy Tuck combo heals bounces back this fast, especially when you’re eastern European and your medical facilities involve a Windmill, 3 drunken Military Men, a Nuclear Reactor, a black and white TV and a circus bear that balances on a basketball while eating sausage and drinking cheap rationed communist beer.

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do know that I like looking up this bitch’s Eastern European, knocked up by an Italian Football player’s, log legged skirt, because I am international like that, but not as international as the pervert with the camera phone because I never leave my couch. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Alena Seredova 6 Months Pregnant and on the Runway in a Bikini
Alena Seredova Getting Pregnant on the Beach Naked

Posted in:Unsorted

2008

31

Jan

Sophie Monk Jogging a Bit Because She’s Keeping in Shape for Me of the Day

I have a thing for Sophie Monk because I find her pretty fucking hot and because she’s got pretty horrible taste in dudes meaning that if only I was a rich, tattooed cunt in a band who girls find hot, I’d be climbing up those thighs and dropping loads in her Koala pouch because she is Australia and I’m no Steve Irwin because apparently Kangaroos have pouches and Koalas don’t. I never said this was the nature channel, except when I posted the Kardashian sex tape, but that’s just mild racism for a couple laughs and not actual fact.

Either way, the word on the internet is that she is recently single and based on her going out and jogging, I can only assume that is true, because everyone knows that a bitch lookin’ for cock goes out jogging in spandex to be seen, while a chick who’s committed to cock and planning on marrying that cock, just works out at home on the treadmill, before actually marrying him then giving up the whole working out thing, gaining 60 pounds making him regret what he signed up for and forcing him to cheat on her with her younger tighter sister and pretty much any vagina that comes his way until she finds out she just keeps on emotionally eating the pain away before mustering up the courage to divorce him for being doing what he did, even though she knows it’s his fault, then taking up working out again to get back into her original hot body shape to find more cock because that’s the best revenge. Look what you’re missing now Good Charlotte Twin….


Related Posts:

Sophie Monk’s Got some Pretty Good Tits
Sophie Monk Shopping is Hotter than You Shopping
Sophie Monk Must Be Gay Cuz Her Fiance Is a Vagina
Sophie Monk’s Hot Legs

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2008

31

Jan

Paris Hilton Owns Christine Lakin of the Day

These are pictures of Paris Hilton hanging out with Christine Lakin dressed in character from Paris Hilton’s new movie she produced called “The Hottie and the Nottie” and I can only assume that since it is a Paris Hilton production, Paris is the Hottie and this Lakin chick is the Nottie and this is her in costume.

Now I’ve heard of chicks taking on a job and that makes them do humiliating shit that isn’t in the job description, like jerking off the manager in the back room after hours, or dressing in pretty revealing clothes, or paying picking up the bosses dry cleaning but going out in costume lookin like a wreck is on a whole other level of shit.

I can only assume that Paris isn’t paying this chick for making a fool of herself to help promote the movie, I have a feeling that Paris just told her that if she wants to hang out with her and if she ever wants to work in the industry again she has to dress in character or else she can just stay at home and kiss her career goodbye and a star struck Lakin who was casted by Paris and thinks she owes her, took one for the team and this is the humilating result.

I guess none of that matters, because a fake ugly Lakin, she still looks better than anything I’ve ever fucked and I know that all I have to do is let down her greasy hair and scrape off those skin lesions and she’d be good to go, not that I’d put that much effort into her, I’m more of a lift up that skirt and bend you over the hood kind of guy.


Related Posts:

Christine Lakin is Pretty Fucking Hot
Paris Hilton Drunken Vagina Exclusive
Paris Hilton Does StepTV
All My Paris Hilton Posts of All Time

Posted in:The Hottie and the Nottie|Unsorted

2008

31

Jan

Britney Spears Has Been Committed of the Day

So maybe saying that Britney isn’t crazy and just a typical hormonal girl on her period having a hard time because the court took her kids and is playing it up for the media for the last year because it’s more entertaining than sitting on her couch watching movies and laying by the pool bored, was a little pre-mature because it turns out that Britney Spears has been committed by her manager and parents at the request of her psychiatrist who claims she hasn’t slept since Saturday, which I don’t think is a big deal, provided she was on crystal meth and listening to dance music, because that shit is called a rave. They shouldn’t have committed Britney, they should have just given her a pacifiers, some glow sticks and Vicks Vaporub. I guess that’s why she was spending so much time at the dance studio.

Either way, there’s no reports that she tried to kill herself, there’s no reports of how long she’s in the tank for, the only thing I know is that I need more friends like Britney because the crazy people i know just scream insanities at me about how the communists are coming to get us and how they are building a lead suit to protect themselves from the radiation as they wrap aluminum foil around their heads and that kind of paranoid crazy is pretty fucking boring because it’s not as upbeat as a a bipolar person in a manic phase that feels like one big party until they crash and that’s when you find someone else to hang out with because no one wants to hangout with a downer who sleeps all day and wants to die. It’s one of those “call me when you’re manic again” situations….

Posted in:Committed.|Unsorted

2008

31

Jan

Avril Lavigne in Boy Short Bikini showing Ass Crack of the Day

I used to always get surprised when I’d see the skater-punks like Avril in my neighborhood bending over to pick up their skateboards and seeing that they were rockin’ a thong under their baggy jeans and Punk Band T-shirt. I always expected them to be the kind of girls who wear men’s underwear or at least boy shorts that look like men’s underwear, because it just made sense, since they were pretending to be dudes. But the reality is that they weren’t pretending to be dudes, they were pretending to be skater-punks and l’d never get surprised seeing those same girls a year later rockin’ UGGS, American Apparel leggings and over-sized vintage dresses like they were Lindsay Lohan, because every girl influenced by the media’s gotta grow out of the poser-punk Avril Lavigne, Tony Hawk Pro Skater, candy-coated bullshit who sits around all day learning tricks and chasing boys and who drinks 40s with her friends while smoking weed in the park blowjob phase and turn into a cocaine dabbling, club going, vodka cranberry loving, dancing on the bar before sucking off a chachi in the bathroom then going back to a hotel party for an orgy phase. It’s just the normal course of becoming a woman.

Either way, I was expecting Avril to be rockin’ a pair of board shorts and not a pair of tight boy shorts, but I guess girls becoming a woman now that she’s married and shit and feels ok showing off the ass she never had growing up but has now that she’s older. I can only hope the next time these kinds of pictures hit she’ll be wearing something a little more lady-like, like her punk rock vagina, because from what I’ve been told, there’s nothing more lady-like than pussy.

The rumor is she’s pregnant, but doesn’t look like she’s pregnant in these pictures, but I’m not a doctor, I just pretend to be when it comes in handy, like that time the old lady fainted at the mall and I got to give her mouth to mouth. She may have tasted like Werthers and Cod Liver Oil but I still got a boner and that never happens. Or the time I convinced this chick at the coffee shop that her cough was serious and that I had to give her a full physical in the bathroom to get to the root of the problem and instead of using surgical gloves I used my tongue, and when we were done I prescribed her Tylenol on a Starbucks napkin….fine that never happened but I still say that Avril isn’t knocked up.


Related Posts:

Avril Lavigne’s Lesbian Bikini
Avril Lavigne in Boys Underwear
Avril Lavigne Upskirt
Avril Lavigne and Sum 41 are Boring
Avril Lavigne’s Fan Do A Weird Celebrity Nude Drawing

Posted in:Ass Crack|Boy Short|Unsorted

2008

31

Jan

Ellen Pompeo See-Through Jog of the Day

So the star of Grey’s Anatomy is showing her own anatomy while jogging somewhere in a see through shirt and I just made a lame fucking joke and feel like I was your real dad and this was some kind of dinner party with all your friends and I totally embarrassed you, but not as bad as the time you caught me in the bathroom at your Sweet 16 Slumber party trying to convince your hot friend that my tongue was the roll of toilet paper minutes before getting her pregnant and having to explain to her parents that I couldn’t afford to pay for half of her abortion, but if they covered it up front, I could pay them back in installments. That was a mess we don’t want to relive, kinda like this post because it sucks.

Speaking of sucking, Ellen Pompeo has some pretty shitty tits and it’s not because they are small it’s because they look like they are placed where a normal person’s belly button would be, which I guess isn’t that back because they aren’t hangin lower than my self esteem after writing this piece of shit and I blame you. Asshole.


Related Posts:

Katherine Heigl is Pickin’ Her Ass
Katherine Heigl in a Sports Bra and Ugly Shorts
Katherine Heigl’s Dumpy Ass in a Bikini Bottom
Katherine Heigl Bikini Top Photoshoot

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Jog|Unsorted

2008

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still sick in bed and my wife hasn’t been making me soup or taking care of me, I have been forced to venture out into the cold on my own while she sits on the couch and makes a mess. The cold is painful but I guess not as painful as having to sit on the couch with her. The only help she’s been during this horrible time where I feel closest to death is act like a fucking furnace while I sleep to help break my fever, but then again she does that shit everyday and I feel like the bacteria on she sweats out all over me is the reason I am sick in the first place, or maybe it’s some supervirus I picked up at the hospital 2 weeks ago when she though she was dying….

Either way, a concerned reader sent this in about Jennifer Garner’s Dog and I decided to post it because she needs your help:

Do you know where the picture of Jennifer and her daughter with the dog sniffing her rear was taken or what breed of dog is in the picture? It looks just like my dog (that I found on the side of the road) and was wondering what the breed was? I know this is not your cup of tea (naming dog breeds) but if you could help me out I would appreciate it.
Thanks!

My guess is “bloodhound”…get it…cuz it’s sniffing her period…fuck I am funny…here are my links, there are a lot of them because I am sick and there’s nothing better to do…

Some Britney Spears Losing Her Mind With Some Kind of Accent Video
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As a tribute to your pain, maxim just released its Super Bowl Predictions from the Shitter
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Here are some Supermodel Videos You’ve Probaby Seen Before and Won’t Mind Seeing it Again
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Destiny Daniels is Some Club Slut Party Girl Posing
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These Horses Getting Carried Away at a Wedding Ceremony They Are Working
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Kelly Rowland Performing at a Gay Club in a Leotard
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Keira Knightley Showing Some Panty
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Some Maria Sharapova Photoshoot Video
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Rihanna Does the Got Milk? Ad Campaign for you Perverts
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Miranda Kerr at the Blackberry Event Lookin’ Decent for a Model
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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Escaping Her Coat
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This is Jessica Alba’s New Malubu Home for Her to Raise Her Baby In
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Some Blondie On Webcam Video
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Rumer Willer Pretends She Has TIts to Distract from that Scary Fucking Face
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These Dudes Spray Paint Their Drunk Uncle
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These are Some Big Tits for a Small Body
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Hot Girl Scrubbing the Floor in Her Underwear
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Muscle Chick Having Lesbian Sex With Herself Video
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Hayden Panettiere Getting Coffee like the Troll that She Is
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Brooke Burke’s Pregnant Tits
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The Voice of Bart Simpson Gave 10,000,000 dollars to Scientology, Which is Way More than Everyone Else, Proving That She’s a fucking Nutcase
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Tila Tequila Fully Naked in this Video
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Some Bikini Car Wash Prank Video
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Katherine Heigl’s Move Was Sponsored By Marlboro
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Jordan’s Husband Misses Her Tits
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How About Some Kelly Rowland Armpit Action
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Entertainment Tonight is Going to Pay 200k for a Video of Heath Ledger Doing Blow
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Stephanie McMahon Upskirt Moment
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Some Mother of Four Gets Naked for Playboy
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A Reader’s Video Entry for some 100 Grand Contest that’s Worth Watching…
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Mini Me Gets More Pussy Than You
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Kid Who is Starring in the Upcoming Batman Has Pictures of Himself Getting Sucked Off By a Hong Kong Pop Start
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Here’s a Banned AIDS Commercial Because of it’s Explicit Orgy Footage
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These Huge Breasted Girls Line Up to See Who Has the Biggest Breasts
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Some Crazy Drunk Uggs Wearing Chicks Beating Each Other Up
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Monkey Attacked Christina Ricci’s Breast and that Monkey Wasn’t You
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Paris and Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Dyke Out in a Club the Other Night
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Some Montreal Chick Comes Out Saying She Banged Elisha Cuthbert when Cuthbert Came Home
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Some Holly Valance Topless Pictures
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Her Name is Claudia Leite and She’s Lookin’ Pretty Fuckin Hot
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Corey Worthington is Some Teenager Who Threw a Party When His Parents were Away and Got Arrested for it. Here He is in Some Fight Video
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Ferret People Scare the Fuck Out Of Me – Here’s a Video of Some Feeding Their Ferret a Hot Pepper
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Watch This Chick Get her Asshole Bleached
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These Nipples Made Me Realize I am Not Completely Desensitized.
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Some Pedophile Drives 5 Hours to Bang a 13 Year Old and Gets Caught By NBC
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Here’s Some David Lynch Ranting about the iPHONE
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This Online Magazines List of the Up And Coming Hot Chicks of 2008
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Skateboarders nearly getting blown to bits
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Some Chick Named Crissy Moran Performing a Lap Dance Better than Most Lap Dances I’ve Had
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Some Lame Punk Chick Getting Naked
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Angelina Jolie is Pregnant with Twins
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FROM THE FORUM:

Pre-Release Rick Ross – Trilla
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The Bravery – Self-titled
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Talib Kweli – Eardrum
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Beck – Golden Feelings
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Alice In Chains- SAP
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A whole lot of My Chemical Romance CDs
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Koufax – Social Life
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VIDEOS:

This Chick Has Something in the Way…Video
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SEX TALK THREADS

Trade off for anal sex
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How hot or how distant does a relative have to be…
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OTHER GOOD STUFF

Find The Best Dirty Sites on the Internet
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If You Buy This, You’ll Probably Get Sex….
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Now All You Need is to Find Girls To Fuck…
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2008

30

Jan

Lake Bell is Not Kristen Bell or Catherine Bell but Dresses Like a Bell of the Day

It could be the fever talking, but seeing a girl who’s last name is bell dressed like a bell made me laugh. That’s like seeing a black man who’s last name is Blackman or a chef who’s last name is Cooke, or a gay guy who’s last name is He-Takes-It-Up-The-Ass-From-Men. I guess none of that really matters. Her name is Lake Bell, she’s rockin some cleavage and I’ve never heard of her and based on my extensive research into her genetic line, she’s not related to Kristen or Catherine Bell. She is however way more committed to the name than her same-last-name counterparts who are clearly slacking by not living the Bell lifestyle by dressing like a bell because they’ve already made it in the world and people know who they are.

I don’t know if this post makes sense, or if it is a huge stretch, but I am still sick and on my way back into the hole I crawled out of, and I am not talking about my wife’s vagina, I am talking about my bed, that smells like my wife’s vagina.

Since you don’t know who Lake Bell is, here are some other Bells.

These are pictures of Kristen Bell on Hollywood Blvd 2 days ago with her boyfriend lookin like some kind of monkey.

These are pictures of Catherine Bell playing Wii like she’s not in her 40s.


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2008

30

Jan

Miley Cyrus and Her Baby of the Day

I don’t know if you remember Miley Cyrus had a pregnancy rumor going around a few months ago that was never confirmed or not and I guess these pictures of her with baby are enough of a confirmation. It’s one of those “caught you red handed, Mom” situations that will be hard to talk her way out of.

The reality is that you gotta give her credit for keeping the pregnancy a secret for the entire term as to not get her teenage fans all excited and having copycat pregnancies like Jamie Lynn Spears is doing, In a lot of ways, she’s like the prom queen who gives birth in the bathroom at prom when no one even knew she was carrying, but our story has a happier ending, because Miley Cyrus didn’t leave the fucker in the toilet to get back to the party she’s decided to raise it like a responsible teenage mother here are those pics.


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