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2007

13

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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The older I get, the more confused I get when drinking. I try to keep up with the college kids and finish a 26 ouncer on my own but it always ends up messy. I just got an email from some girl saying how we made out multiple times in the night and that I wouldn’t stop chasing her around the club so she did it to get me to go away. I guess persistence is key and it’s really not cheating on my wife because I don’t consider making out cheating to begin with, but also because I have no fuckin memory of any of this. I seriously thought I was sober the whole night, but now that the stories are coming in, I just think I was amazing.

Here are my links:

A Paparazzi Is Seriously Injured While Chasing Britney Spears, Unfortunately I Don’t GIve a Fuck Because the Paparazzi Treat me Like Shit..and I Hope Someone Sues the Asshole Company He Works for Costing them A Lot Of Money So they Leave me the Fuck Alone
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I love the Rad Girls – Watch the Wheel of Puke Video because They are Classy Like That
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Mayrin Villanueva is the new Bond Girl and She’s Hot
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Some Webcam Girl Gets Caught in the Act By Her Dad, it’s fake.
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Janice Dickinson’s New Model Did Porn Before He Did Her Show…Check the Pics…
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Rosario Dawson Lookin’ Fuckin Hot in this Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Runs Red Lights Video Because She’s Above the Law
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Some Dude Gives His Gf a Bikini Wax
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LA Ink’s Kat Von D Interviewed
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Some Chick Named Maggie Q Wears her Bra to an Event
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Angelina Jolie has a Rip in The Ass of Her Leather Pants
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Some Winona Ryder Sex Scene I Think I Posted Last Week…But Don”t Remember Cuz I’ve Been Drinkin’
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Audrina Partridge Has an Upskirt Moment because She’s Single Now
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The Spice Girls do a Commercial for Some UK Wal Mart Because they Take All The Work They Can Get
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Audrina Partridge and Her Rebound Because She Just Broke Up With Her Boyfriend
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Girls With Hourglass Figures are Smarter then Girls Without….
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Nicole Sherzinger’s Got Some Hot Maxim Pictures
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The Megan Good Tit Flash I was Too Lazy to Post About Today
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Furries Attack In Japan
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Some Crazy Japanese Game Show Contestant Molests The Audience…
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Maria Sharapova May Not Know How to Dress But At Least She’s Got Insane Legs
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Some Girl In a Short Skirt Prank
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Real Prison Chicks Getting Down and Dirty
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Drunk Girls Grinding on the Floor Video
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James Woods is Robbin the Craddle with this 21 Year Old Girlfriend
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Paul McCartney Calls Heather Mills a One Legged Bitch Because She has One Leg and a Vagina….
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This is What Britney’s VMA Performance Was Supposed to Look Like
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Heidi Montag Backin’ Her Thang Up Like She Knows How to Dance in Vegas
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Paris Hilton’s Got Period Teeth
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Elisabetta Gregoraci is Fuckin’ Hot in Her Bikini Bent Over
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Kelly Brooke Does Some Nude Flower Pictures
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Hayden Panettiere Beefs Up at the Gym wearing Shorts
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Diana Ross Edition
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Some Extreme Caterpillar Dancing Video
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Some Road Raging Dentist Caught on Tape
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Lots of Slutty Girls Gettin’ Busy in the Clubs Video
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Paris Hilton Looks Better in Black and White
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Beth Ditto Throws Up on Homophobes…because They Throw Up on Her First…
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Some Assholes Let His Friends Shoot Him With a Potato Gun
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Some Busty UK Chick Named Seren Gibson is Topless for Front Magazine
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Penis Enlargement Spam is Poetic
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Behind the Scenes with Sofia Margarita Stuff Magazine Photoshoot Cuz It’s Hot
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Some Girl’s Vagina on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl Gets Naked for Someone on Photobucket
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Photobucket Allows People to Post Lesbian Shit Because They are a Fuckin’ Porn Site
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Some Midget Wrestler Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Some Amputee Erotica Video Because Sometimes One Leg is Better than 2
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The Worst Acting in a Porn Video Ever
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Use this Spray to Get Laid
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2007

12

Nov

I am – Sarah Harding at some Lingerie Store Opening of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Sarah Harding doing the Paris Hilton at some store opening, because I guess when you’re some washed up popstar from the UK, Paris Hilton seems like some kind of success story that’s making all the right moves, so bitch goes out and does her hair like her, and shows up at events and poses like her, and even has the wonky eye shit going on, when all she really needs to do is take the free lingerie she gets from hosting this shitty Mall-lookin’ event, and make a fucking video for us all to dance to and by dance I mean masturbate, like I used to do to her shitty UK pop music, it just touched me in all the right places. But that was a long time ago, when masturbating was the only thing I had going for me…and now God’s even taken that away from me.

Speaking of loss, I know that girls aren’t as influenced by Paris as they were a few years ago because she’s old. Now they are all doing the Soulja Boy dance, when 5 years ago they were saying “that’s hot” and weren’t wearing underwear while suckin’ off their boyfriends on video. It’s kinda sad to have lost that too. I guess what it comes down to is that the world is a cold dark place but at least we still have our tears to cry with…


Related Posts:

Sara Harding Flashing Her Tits
Cheryl Tweedy Cole’s Animal Print Bra
Cheryl Tweedy Cole in a See Thru Shirt
Cheryl Tweedy Cole in a Bikini

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2007

12

Nov

I am – Sarah Michelle Gellar Maxim December 2007 Preview of the Day

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So I got an email saying that Sarah Michelle Gellar is the Maxim December 2007 covergirl with a link to some of the previews. I was pretty surprised because I feel like she’s fuckin’ washed up and that I have a better chance being a Maxim Covergirl than she does, but that’s only because I have hot tits, for a dude, and that shit should be fuckin’ acknowledged because I’ve spent a lot of time sitting and drinking and eating bad foods to make this shit happen and that’s all I have to say about that.

Check Out Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Magazine Preview
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2007

12

Nov

I am – Pam Anderson’s Insane Tits of the Day

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I was at a bar drinking my life away, as I sometimes do and this busty middle-aged hooker Pam Anderson is her idol bitch sat down next to me. She was wearing a “Guess” t-shirt, so I said 36 D, and instead of slapping me, she liked the attention and said 36 DD. The sad party of this story is that this pick-up line is fucking genius, but the only bitches who rock “Guess” t-shirts are trashy older ladies that buy the shit at the discount center. There was a time when every chachi motherfucker girl and cheap french slut rocked this shit in this city. It’s not the cool choice anymore because all the bitches are into American Apparel or designer clothes, but if you’re from some trashy town, you may have the chance to drop this line and should, because a girl in guess is a girl who likes talking about her tits.

Here are some pictures of Pam Anderson’s ridiculously huge tits and hard nipples in some parachuting outfit, lookin like every cheap stripper who still thinks Guess is cool.

I think drinking has ruined my ability to tell stories. I’ll work on that for later today, when I sober up, or get more drunk that shit makes more sense to me.


Related Posts:

Pam Anderson’s Vagina Exposed
Pam Anderson’s Vagina Puppy
Pam Anderson’s Shitty Nipple Slip

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2007

12

Nov

I am – Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I was hanging with some Native American girls this past weekend as I sometimes do, because I like to keep things multicultural and I don’t remember the night at all, but I do remember one of them hated me more than I hate myself and I like when that happens, because it reaffirms that I am right in thinking what I think about myself…it’s like getting an “A” on a test.

When I found out that she wasn’t as native as her friend and was what they call non-status and pay taxes, I decided that would be a good theme for the night. So instead of learning her name or asking her to Huff Gas with me, I decided to name her non-status and try to encourage her to fuck every white guy in the place, because they’ve already fucked her. Everytime she bought a drink, I’d be like “sweet deal, you didn’t have to pay taxes on that shit, maybe I should get you to buy my drinks for me” then I’d correct myself saying “oh shit, that’s right you’re non status”.

I realize that this story is way less funny than the actually experience, I guess you’d have to have been there to get it, but I am too lazy to edit myself and I like to document how I piss off new minorities and this weekend was dedicated to the non status people….

Either way, here are pictures of Lohan having a shitty upskirt, that isn’t an upskirt and is really just a pair of shorts. She may have gone to rehab, but didn’t go to finishing school, so I am pretty sure that her freckled vagina isn’t done being willing to get raped and pillaged like a Native Village, but the status she’ll land is some STD shit, that I am willing to bury my face into, because she’s worth the pain.


Related Posts:

Lohan’s Vagina Pictures
Lohan’s Nipple in a See Through Shirt
Lohan is Hot From Every Angle
Lohan’s Hot Tits

Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

12

Nov

I am – RIP Kanye West’s Mom of the Day

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Death is never funny, even when it happens to a comedian or a clown, or when the person involved dies doing something stupid like showering with his TV because he didn’t want to miss his favorite episode of Friends or by trying to show his friends how cool he is by running through traffic like he was Frogger, or even if he died jerking off with a dildo jammed in his ass and a fleshlight in his hand wearing women’s panties, but this was emailed to me and I figured I’d throw it up.

I know that it’s not like there’s anything you can do about it and you’re probably not even a fan of Kanye’s but regardless, I am posting it because he was really close to her and sings about her and all that shit, and when death hits, the person either gets totally fucked up and self destructs or ends up producing the best shit of their life. So this is going to have some kind of impact on him and shit he’s involved in.

You should all call your moms and loved ones today, even if they are ashamed of you for being such a loser and fuck up who embarrasses the family and wrote you off 10 years ago asking you to never call home again, just because their still alive and you never know when they’ll drop dead leaving you with a whole lot of guilt for not talking to them when you had the chance that will follow you for the rest of your life and lead you to the bottle more than you’ve already been lead to the bottle.

Rapper Kanye West’s Mother Dies
By JACOB ADELMAN

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Donda West, mother of Kanye West and former chairwoman of Chicago State University’s English department, has died, a spokesman for the rapper said. She was 58.

Donda West died Saturday night in Los Angeles, said the spokesman, who asked for anonymity because not all family members had been notified.

“The family respectfully asks for privacy during this time of grief,” the spokesman said.

A cause of death has not been released.

Donda West was known for the strong bond she shared with her son, by whose side she was often seen at parties and award shows.

Kanye West, 30, often spoke of his close relationship with his mother, who raised him alone after her husband left when Kanye was 3.

She was the inspiration for the song, “Hey Mama,” on Kanye West’s 2005 album “Late Registration,” in which he sings: “Hey Mama, I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I’m so proud of you … I appreciate what you allowed for me. I just want you to be proud of me.”

Donda West frequently defended her son against critics who accused him of penning misogynistic lyrics and other purported transgressions.

“I support my baby,” she said in a Chicago Sun-Times interview. “He is telling how he feels and he is speaking the truth as he sees it.”

In May, she published the book “Raising Kanye: Life Lessons from the Mother of a Hip-Hop Star,” in which she paid homage to her famous son.

Donda West served as chief executive of West Brands LLC, the parent company of her son’s business enterprises, and as chairwoman of the Kanye West Foundation, an educational nonprofit that works to decrease dropout rates and improve literacy.

Kanye West told the Associated Press in August that he and his mother worked together to devise the foundation’s first program, “Loop Dreams,” which helps public school students get involved in music.

“Me and my mother were discussing ways to give back and came up with the concept,” he said.

Donda West worked in higher education for 31 years, before leaving academia in 2004 to help manage her son’s career, according to a biography on the Kanye West Foundation’s Web site.

She began working at Chicago State University in 1980 and eventually chaired the school’s English department, according to the site. She started her teaching career in the early 1970s as an instructor at Brown College in Atlanta.

Kanye West’s writing partner Rhymefest lamented Donda West’s death Sunday in an appearance on Chicago radio station WCGI.

“She was everyone’s mom,” Rhymefest said. “A spirit never dies, a spirit lasts forever.”

Associated Press Music Writer Nekesa Mumbi Moody in New York and AP writer Sophia Tareen in Chicago contributed to this report.

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2007

11

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know where I found this picture, but I know why I saved it and the reason is simple. Cheesy dudes ruin hot chicks and makes them care about shit that is so irrelevant in life because they are cheesy dudes and they care about irrelevant shit like the rims on a car, so here’s this poor girl who has some potential in being a girl you’d want to date, but she’s hanging with the wrong crowd that probably influences her into listening to bad music, liking bad movies and buying lame clothes, all because who she is fuckin’. Life presented her with a few roads that she could have gone down, but for some reason she decided to go down the wrong path, she woulda been better off with some drug addict in a band or some shit, because then maybe she’d be cool….

Either way, I’ve been drunk all weekend and I don’t remember much, but still felt the need to deliver the links, here are the links. Click them…..


Sophie Monk is Naked in a Movie and I Love Her When She’s Naked
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Sharon Stone’s Camel Toe
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Hang Out in the Hometown Hotty Jaimes Dressing Room and See Her Tit Fall Out
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Kim Kardashian’s Mom Naked for Playboy
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Heather Mills Has Some One-Legged Cleavage
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Playboy’s Andrea Simms Naked for Playboy
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Some Girls Who Like to Fight in Thongs Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Eats a Cookie
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Some Fat Dude Dares a Chick To Eat a Carrot Out of His Ass
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Lohan on thecobrasnake with Jeremy Scott Because I Want to Marry Her
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Paulie Shore’s Little Penis With Some Hot Slut in a Bikini
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Anti-Sniper Suit (bizarre video)
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Victoria Bekham on Ugly Betty
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Some Dude Being Funny at a Sports Game
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Some UK Chick Named Roxanne Pallett Lookin Pretty Fuckin’ Good
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Some Recent Kim Kardashian Cleavage Pics
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Paris Hilton Shows Some Insane Cleavage at Some Event
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Some Slut Named Ivy Queen in a Leotard
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Batman Of Suburbia Part Two
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Natalie Portman Is Hot in Pink
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Girl Gets a Beating for Being With Another Chick’s Boyfriend
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Tori Spelling’s Kid is a Primate…Big Surprise on That One
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Megan Fox With Her Cool Fuckin’ Boyfriend
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Watch the New Mark Ronson Video
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Kristen Bell in Some Tight Shirt
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Some Guy Lets Girls in Bikinis Beat Him Up
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The Hipster Olympics
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Chyna Legally Changes Her Name to Chyna and Has a Penis
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Woman Driver Trying To Park because Women Can’t Drive – Video
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Her Baby and is Now Has a Vagina that Matches Her Personality
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Seal Fell In Love With Heidi Klum When She Was Pregnant With Another Man’s Baby..Cuz He Likes His Women Used Up Like his Face
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Some Tight Bodied Asian Chick on Camera
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Drunk Russian Dude Rides His Bike Into the Wall
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Nicolette Sheridan is Knocked Up With Michael Bolton’s Baby…Menopause Has Been Nice to Her
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Some Lesbian Girls in Pictures
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Some Kid Eats a Whole Stick of Butter for 20 Dollars
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Some Kylie Minogue is an Old Lady in S&M Pictures
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Some Girl Who Reads the Site Made this Tit Video
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Restaurants Owned by Celebrities That Have Violated Health Codes
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Britney Failed a Drug Test
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Some Office Prank Bombs Because People in Offices Aren’t Funny
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Girl Flashes Her Tits at a Party
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Use this to Get Laid
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Toys Love is a Site with Girls Playin With Themselves and With Toys
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From Photobucket

Some Girl’s Private Album on Photobucket
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Another Girl on Phootbucket Showing Her Tits
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Some Hot Vagina on Photobucket
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Photobucket Blowjob
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Some More Nudity on Photobucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart from Photobucket
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Another Photobucker Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Anal Sex on Photobucket
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More Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Action on Phototbucket
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart, Maybe You Should Keep Your Clothes On…
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Some Photobucket Vagina
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Some Photobucket Naked Weirdness
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From the Forum:

Download Coldplay’s A Rush of Blood to the Head Album
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Download Coldplay’s Parachutes Album
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Download Maxim’s Hot Summer Issue
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Some Hot Lesbian’s Couple’s Dirty Pictures
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Some Real College Orgy Pics
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Some Girl Named Kelee Takes Naked Pics of Herself
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A New Suicide Girl Download
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2007

09

Nov

I am – Gossip Girl…Girl of the Day

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Her name is Blake Lively and she’s the chick on Gossip Girl, a show I’ve never watched but probably should, because ever 18 year old chick is watching it and it’s nice to keep up with what’s going on if you ever want to stick your dick in them

A couple of years ago when the OC first hit, I made a point of watching that shit every thursday night because I used to have a shitty TV and I got it on my one channel. Every time I’d go out to be the creepy old guy at the college party, I’d talk about what happened on the OC and chicks would open up to me and make out with me and all that shit and it was easy fucking research.

I know Gossip Girl is about some NYC socialite rich kid bullshit where everyone is fucking everyone and there’s all kinds of drama on the shit and it’s poisoning every young girl out there and raising the next generation of sluts to love designer clothes more than they already do…..

Here’s a couple episode breakdowns for you to use when out and trying to score young vagina.

Seventeen Candles

Blair is devastated by the current state of her relationship with Nate and the guilt from her recent indiscretion. But she manages to put on a happy face for her 17th birthday party and attempts to hide her feelings from her friends. Hoping to ease the tension between Serena and Vanessa, Dan takes Vanessa to Blair’s party so the girls can bond together, but this ends up making Serena more uncomfortable. Jenny brings her mother home as a surprise visit, but Rufus isn’t ready to forgive and forget. Finally, Nate’s parents ask him to make a huge sacrifice to save his father’s business as he faces charges of embezzlement and fraud.

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Serena and Dan finally accept that they are crazy about each other, despite that they come from polar opposite worlds. Chuck thinks of investing in a club trying to make his father Bart Bass proud of him. Nate confronts his father, about the drugs he found in his house but he denies having a problem. Jenny discovers a secret that her parents have been keeping from her. Finally, Blair is devastated by Nate’s actions when Jenny reveals that Nate kissed her by accident thinking she was Serena.

The Handmaiden’s Tale

Dan is torn between two girls when his childhood friend, Vanessa, returns home and declares her feelings for him, just as he and Serena are trying to figure out what they mean to each other. At the infamous masked ball, Blair sends Nate on a scavenger hunt, but Nate is ultimately still distracted by his feelings for Serena. Although Blair makes it perfectly clear that outsiders are not welcome, a disguised Jenny and Dan sneak into the ball. Finally, Lily asks Rufus to accompany her to an Eleanor Waldorf event in order to make Bart Bass jealous

That’s enough of that….This Blake Lively chick is the new Mischa Barton on the new OC and she plays the girl Serena and she’s in her school uniform and you like that. Now use this knowledge when you’re standing outside your local private schools looking for love and send me pics of the outcome….

Related Posts:

Mischa Barton’s Tit Slip
Mischa Barton’s Got a Dumpy Ass
Mischa Barton Smokes for Horny Lohan Wanker

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2007

09

Nov

I am – Elisha Cuthbert in Stupid Pants of the Day

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I met a homeless looking guy who claimed he dated Elisha Cuthbert when she was in high school, because she’s from Montreal. He was telling me everything about her, from what her tits looked like, to what her pussy smelled and tasted like. He claimed that he knocked her up and she got an abortion and that letting her do that was the biggest mistake he ever made, because now his living on the street and he’ should be in a k-fed position. When I told him that if she had kept the baby, she would have never got work in LA, she’d be too busy trying to make ends meet..and by making ends meet, I mean suckin’ dick in back alleys and working the pole like all good teenage mothers.

The good thing about being impotent is that the less complicated things in life are amazing to me. Because the second you stick your dick in a girl it’s like you’ve locked yourself into some kind of problem that will present itself down the line, in my case it was just dealing with the rejection of them not wanting to fuck me again, and obviously the trying to cum during sex while they were crying, which is always hard to do because I am a nice guy.

Either way, I know that if I could get it up, I’d probably be fucking hookers every chance I got, and if I wasn’t fucking hookers, I’d be trying to fuck every little slut I come across, and that would make me a pretty bad husband, and since keeping up this husband of the year shit that’s so fuckin’ important to the core of who I am, I only make out with girls and suck their tits and try to finger bang them or go down on them and as far as I’m concerned that’s not cheating…..So what it comes down to is that my sex life is one of a 15 year old kid but with a lot more risk of catching STDs on my face, or getting girls pregnant with my tongue.

Either way, at least homeless dude can sleep well at night in his box while coming off whatever drugs he was on, knowing that he got her in her prime and that aging is playing a pretty mean joke on her and it’s always nice to see your hot teenage girlfriend turn into a washed up 35 year old fat chick with 4 babies and a lot of misery because her husband cheats on her and she’s poorer than you are, hypothetically of course….

Related Posts:

Elisha Cuthbert Looks Like a Jewish Retiree
Elisha Cuthbert In a Bikini
Elisha Cuthbert’s Cleavage and Unlit Cigarette for Horny Lohan Wanker
Elisha Cuthbert Smokin’ For Horny Lohan Wanker

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2007

09

Nov

I am – Leelee Sobieski is a Clown of the Day

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I saw these pictures and wasn’t going to bother posting them, because they are dull as shit, but the joke in them is that she’s at a Cirque du Soleil event dressed like a fucking circus performer, but not the kind you’d actually see at Cirque du Soleil doing their crazy acrobatic dances that you find absolutely breathtaking because you’re a homo, or the kind you’d find in some freakshow, even though she’s tall as fuck, but because her hipster lesbian shoes look a lot like something her Polish grandmother probably wore in the 30’s where she picked up juggling and joined a traveling carnival. The same juggling skills she used to impress the the Nazis so they wouldn’t kill her, allowing her to come to America allowing Leelee to have such a prosperous career or some shit.

But I am just guessing here….me and Leelee aren’t as tight as her obnoxious tights, so I don’t know the real story, but I do know she’s got stupid fuckin’ shoes and that’s all that matters to me while dying on my computer today, even though I think I may still be drunk…and I love being drunk…

Related Posts:

Leelee Sobieski Tits at an Event
Leelee Sobieski Boring Halloween
Leelee Sobieski PVC
Leelee Sobieski Cleavage

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