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2007

06

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Two girls I used to harass on Friendster, before I ever started this website randomly added me to Facebook today. When I was harassing them on Friendster back in the day, they wanted nothing to do with me and thought I was a creep. It turned out that they were 15 and lying about their age, so I pretty much was a creep. Either way, I want to believe that this was some celebrity story where now that I am famous they are jumping on the train like they were always on it, even though they gave me little to no support and just threatened me with legal action back in the day. But then I realized that I have no readers and they probably just picked up their copy of Penthouse Forum Magazine and saw that I was there and figured that I must have hit big and now I’ve won them over.

I wasn’t Nominated for the 2007 Blog Awards and Think You Should Email The Guy Responsible:


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Here are my links. Ps The Girl in the pic claims to read the site and begged me to post her picture. I guess I get all the pussy….

Snoop Doggy Dogg’s Fight With the Cops Because He’s a G
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Angelina Jolie’s African AIDS Legs
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30 Reasons Girls Should Call it a Night (From the Facebook Group I Posted on Today)
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Seinfeld Loses it on Larry King
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Some Really Fat Dude Getting Down at the Office
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Some Rapping Preacher Should Make Any of you Believers Denounce This Shit Because It’s Worth than Britney Spears
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Kim Kardashian Talks About Playboy and Why She Didn’t Want to Show Her Pink
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Katie Holme’s Hard Nipples Run Marathons
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Vanessa Minnillo Wears Bikinis
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Gisele is Going Broke Even Though She Makes 30,000,000 Dollars a Year to Stand in Front of a Camera, and is Demanding To Be Paid in Euros
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Lacey Chabert’s Showing Off her Stomach
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Some Chick Named Marta Cecchetto Has a Panty Slip
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Shia LeBeouf Deliberately Gets Arrested in Hopes of Getting Anally Raped Because There’s No Way Dude’s Not a Fag
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Short Skirt
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Amy Winehouse Threw a Fit at the EMA’s and Scared Snoop
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Amy Winehouse on TV when She Was 14
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Vivica A. Fox Rocks a Bikini When She Probably Shouldn’t and Shows off Her Belly For Us Fat People to Remember We’re Not Alone….
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Chanelle Hayes Looking Slutty in Nuts Magazine
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Some Drunk Lady SHooting a Gun…Cuz They Are in America Dammit.
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Alicia Silverstone PETA Spoof
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Michelle Marsh Topless in Body of Mind Pictures….And By Mind, I think They Mean Nipples…
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Some Britney Spears Promo Pics for Her Album
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Christina Aguilera Confirms her Pregnancy…Thanks because We Were All Left in the Dark on That One….
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Thank God. Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Think She’s Sexy EIther
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Some Hot Slut Named Alessia Marcuzzi in a Bikini Because You Like Bikinis
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Some Girl Takes a Picture o Her Ass
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How About a Little Whale Vagina and By Little I Mean Scary as Fuck Vagina
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The Maria Sharapova Crotch Shot That is in Court
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Crazy Party Clown Gets in a Fight at a Kids Party (I Call Fake)
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Some Meth Couple Freezes to Death
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Creepy Jailbait Watch
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Some Eight Legged Toddler is Going to Be the Handjob Fantasy for Many Indian Gay Men in 15 Years….
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Some Genius Axe Ads from Around the World
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3 People Get Shot at a Carl Cox Trance Event…Because Trance Is Enough To Drive a Man Crazy Video
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Top 10 Most Quotable Movie Lines
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Melanie Brown Showing Off Her Tits
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Lohan’s Fake Hair Is Sexier Than Her Freckled Vagina
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German Couple are Brother and Sister
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Some Girl Lets Her Friend Shave Her Box Video
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Rihanna Getting Close To Another Chick
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Kim Kardashian Naked
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Crank Dat the Ballet Edition
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Panty Sniffing Video
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Some Girls in Booty Shorts and Sports Bras Dancing Around a Hotel Room
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When Will Your Favorite Popstar Die
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Kama Sutra Condoms in India is Fucking Strange
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I wonder if this bitch will clean up your cum….
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Photobucket Slut Posts her Nudes including a Vagina Picture
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Photobucket Girls Write VLR on Their Bodies…Why Don’t I Have Fan Signs Sent to Me?
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I am 18 and a Slut
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Use This Spray To Get Yourself Some Sex
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From the Forum:

Rihanna – Stripped: Raw and Real (acoustic) Download
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Four Singles from Radiohead for you to Cry To Download
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A Whole Lot of Rage Against the Machine Download
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A Tribe Called Quest Download
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Beck Live at Bonaroo Download
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Bravo’s History of Hip Hop Download
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Daft Punk – Homework Download
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Post Your Random Amateur Pictures
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More Suicide Girls Action
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Some Hot Little Freshman
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Some Guys Wrestling Big Women Video
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Bonus if You Like Tit:

Sandee Westgate’s Tits Review Spiderman 3
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2007

05

Nov

I am – Alessandra Ambrosio Halloween Pictures of the Day

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So I gave up on the staying locked down shit, it wasn’t working for me and figured if people actually want to kill me, I should just let them try and see what happens. I’m gangster like the suburban kid who shot himself in the leg to tell all his boys that he was shot in a drug war.

This whole daylight’s saving shit is freaking me the fuck out. I went out for my coffee and it was dark outside. I realize that I live in a freezing cold hell and all that shit, but it’s never this dark at 4 pm. But then I realized that Daylight’s Saving time hit and that it wasn’t the apocalypse or anything Will Smith would be trying to save me from in a movie, which was kinda disappointing.

Since my memory is so shot from drinking, I decided to relive last week in this post by throwin’ up these Alessandra Ambrosio pics like all you college kids were throwing up all over your stupid costumes last week. The funniest thing Halloween is how everyone thinks they are so creative with their costumes and when I go through people’s Halloween pictures, everyone wears the same fucking costumes. I guess there’s only 20 concepts people have to choose from and run with, so you see a lot of repeats, like Halloween is Seinfeld and the Playboy bunny is a popular one, so Alessandra may not be all that creative but at least she’s hot and got legs while doing shit a lot better than the 200 pound girl I saw trying to get away with the same fucking costume a couple of days ago. I guess Halloween is a day for dreamin’.


Related Posts:

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
Alessandra Abrosio Wants Peace and I Do Too….of Her…Get it…That was a good one..
Ana Beatriz Barros Birthday Party with Alessandra Ambrosio
Alessandra Ambrosio Slutting Out Pictures

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2007

05

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere Pumpin' Gas of the Day

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Someone keeps buzzing my door and I am not answering it. I have come to the realization that people don’t like me and potentially could want me dead so I just lock myself up in this place until I run out of food. The flaw in this plan is that I live with my wife and she likes to eat and I already caught her eating our last can of beans and I’ve only been in lock down for 15 minutes.

Either way, I know that you don’t care about my insanity and paranoia, but based on the hate mail I get daily, you’d probably understand it. Before I decided to go into lock down, I was out getting a coffee and this tiny girl was wearing some cleavage exposing shirt and her nipples were hanging out every time she moved. She was probably just about 5 foot and had all the same proportions as a tall chick, like long legs for her body and all that shit, but she was just in a smaller package, kinda like my penis, because at one time it looked it just doesn’t live up to the measurement test, but that’s not the point, the point is that Hayden Panettiere is also about 5 foot tall but not proportionate at all, unless you’re comparing her to a tank in which case, she probably is. Here she is pumping her own gas, I guess they didn’t get the pics of her changing her tires and the oil while building a shed in her backyard, cuz that’s just the kind of dude she is.

Bonus – Some Hayden Nipple Action Leaving the Gym


Related Posts:

Hayden in Some Tight Shorts
Hayden is a Bobble Head
Hayden Topless Pics
Hayden is a King of the Day

Posted in:Gas|Hayden Panettiere|Legs|Nipples|Unsorted

2007

05

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere Pumpin’ Gas of the Day

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Someone keeps buzzing my door and I am not answering it. I have come to the realization that people don’t like me and potentially could want me dead so I just lock myself up in this place until I run out of food. The flaw in this plan is that I live with my wife and she likes to eat and I already caught her eating our last can of beans and I’ve only been in lock down for 15 minutes.

Either way, I know that you don’t care about my insanity and paranoia, but based on the hate mail I get daily, you’d probably understand it. Before I decided to go into lock down, I was out getting a coffee and this tiny girl was wearing some cleavage exposing shirt and her nipples were hanging out every time she moved. She was probably just about 5 foot and had all the same proportions as a tall chick, like long legs for her body and all that shit, but she was just in a smaller package, kinda like my penis, because at one time it looked it just doesn’t live up to the measurement test, but that’s not the point, the point is that Hayden Panettiere is also about 5 foot tall but not proportionate at all, unless you’re comparing her to a tank in which case, she probably is. Here she is pumping her own gas, I guess they didn’t get the pics of her changing her tires and the oil while building a shed in her backyard, cuz that’s just the kind of dude she is.

Bonus – Some Hayden Nipple Action Leaving the Gym


Related Posts:

Hayden in Some Tight Shorts
Hayden is a Bobble Head
Hayden Topless Pics
Hayden is a King of the Day

Posted in:Gas|Hayden Panettiere|Legs|Nipples|Unsorted

2007

05

Nov

I am – Featured in Penthouse Forum Magazine of the Day

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I was featured in Penthouse Forums Magazine, which is like the Readers Digest for porn magazines. It’s all kinds of stories and fantasy letters and submissions and shit, so I don’t know how many people actually buy the mag, I am surprised anyone even buys magazines to jerk off to anymore anyway, other than when they are flying or something, because in case you didn’t know, the internet has lots of free porn.

Anyway, I am almost in the big leagues, only I am not actually in Penthouse but one of their off-shoots which is like fucking the ugly younger sister, but you’re still getting laid and they reviewed the wrong fucking site and instead of writing about me, they wrote about some sex toy shop, and it all makes sense because I suck at life and always manage to fall short in everything I do, which is a good thing, because if everything worked out for me, I’d never be here and if I was, I’d have pretty much nothing to talk about.

Point of the story is that I think it’s fucking hysterical and that’s all that matters.

Posted in:stepCOVERAGE|Unsorted

2007

05

Nov

I am – Drunken Girls on Facebook of the Day

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This was just emailed into me and I decided to give them a post because I fucking love drunk girls. I think girls handle booze differently than guys do and it usually involves them slutting out, where guys usually end up ruining all their chances of slutting out, because they are either too busy being creepy perverts or throwing up on themselves or their friends after breaking things. It’s like every wasted girl I’ve ever come in contact with has been either showing off her underwear, flashing her tits, or sucking dick in the bathroom or at least willing to try doing all of those things. The girls who let themselves get this drunk are usually medicating some kind of insecurity and since insecure girls want to be the prettiest girls in the room that all the boys want, the best way to get that attention is to throw themselves at dudes or get naked in the process. I guess it’s the same reason why herpes is so widely spread, but there’s nothing wrong with a little STD if everyone’s got ’em.

The other thing that there’s nothing wrong with is laughing at yourself the day after you were a fucking disaster by posting shit to whatever social site you’re on, because taking yourself so seriously makes me hate you and being drunk is enough of an excuse for anything stupid you do and least it’s the one I’ve been using for 2 decades. I guess that’s the reason why having your mom as a friend sucks.


I am too lazy to go through people’s facebooks and rip their drunken pictures off, but this site did it for us.
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2007

05

Nov

I am – Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less of the Day

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There was a time when this site was a lot less celebrity shit, but no one cared about me harassing girls on myspace and making them famous, or my interviews because they were too long to read, or whatever else I used to do but don’t remember because my memory is fucking shot. I’ve been into straight vodka the last 3 months because my doctor told me that 300 pounds is too heavy and that I will die if I keep gaining my 10 lbs a month and that I need to cut out beer. Now the fun thing about vodka is that shit goes down like water and I can drink about 12 drinks in no time, but once shit hits, it hits me like a ton of fucking bricks all at the same time and I don’t remember conversations I have or stupid shit I do and now that memory loss is working its way into my everyday life. Sometimes I forget to piss when I have to and end up making a little mess that i am too lazy to clean because it always seems to clean itself up on it’s own and I feel like taking my time into something that’s pretty self-sufficient is counter-productive.

Either way, a reader found my stepBOX feature and decided to submit. For those of you who don’t know, I did this shit because girls wouldn’t send me pictures of themselves naked so I’d ask them to draw it. It’s like the Vagina Monologues the picture version and it’s funny to see how people view their genitals. If I was to draw my box and describe it in 10 word or less, it would say “my vagina looks like a penis the size of a clit”. Fuck. That was 11 words. I am not good at this, but then again, I am not good at much, but this girl is because we all like one-finger vaginas more than 2 finger vaginas because they feel better on our clit-sized penises. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Check Out All The Previous stepBOX Entries

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2007

05

Nov

I am – Kelly Brook Promoting Her Lingerie of the Day

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The thing I find funny about Kelly Brook promoting her signature lingerie line is that she’s not wearing any of it at the launch, instead she’s standing with models who are uglier than her in the lingerie. It’s some kind of fat manager shit that you see in bars, where the hot girl surrounds herself with table scraps so all the motherfuckers come up to them because they are the prize in the group. I don’t really understand why hot girls are way more fucked up than ugly chicks, but I guess it’s worth the pain you go through, because fucking a hot chick is a hell of a lot more interesting to look at when fucking than an ugly chick, even if that ugly chick over-compensates by giving the best head in the fucking world, and the hot chick refuses to suck dick and just lies there like she’s getting her hair done, it’s some psychological shit that you can’t get with an ugly girl, where the entire time you’re giving yourself high fives in your head for landing such a dime because you know the best you should be getting is the ex heroin addict who works at your 24 hour convenience store but you somehow ran enough game to get the prize….and whenever you win it’s a fuckin celebration, but you wouldn’t know anything about that and either would I because I suck at life.


Related Posts:

Kelly Brook’s Bikini Ass
Kelly Brook’s Upskirt

Posted in:Hot|Kelly Brook|Lingerie|Promoting|Unsorted

2007

03

Nov

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I realized I had a drinking problem according to the average person a long time ago, when I start drinking, I just don’t stop believing that I can keep drinking. I always just ignored the voice in my head that would tell me I am going a little too far because I don’t believe in problems. I think that you should do what you want when you want as long as it isn’t hurting anyone but yourself.

Admitting you have a problem is some weak victim bullshit cry for hugs and group therapy and it’s a lot of pressure because you always think that you need to fix the problem even if the problem is fucking awesome to begin with and I don’t like putting any pressure on myself and who the fuck cares if I am a binge drinking alcoholic other than the people I lash out on when drunk and maybe my liver when he cries me to sleep every morning…..

Either way, for some reason I’ve been going to bars with no drinks in me and within about 5 minutes I drink about 6 shots and it’s like my mind just opens up and my brain’s like “let’s roll”. Sometimes I hate what happens when I am drunk and look back on all the stupid shit I could have prevented, but I never apologize for my actions, because I don’t believe you can take back shit you do or say and sometimes when drunk you say some pretty hurtful shit to people around you. The good news is that I realize that booze has put me in situations and places a sober man would never venture, like into some bad vaginas but with experience comes wisdom. So booze in a lot of ways, booze is like my formal education.

It’s Saturday night, it’s daylight savings time, bars are open for an extra hour so drink your fucking faces off… I’ll be thinking about sobering up tomorrow, but right now, I’m going on another drunken adventure.

Here are my links from yesterday. I’m a little slow lately.

Some UK Big Brother Chick Named Emma Greenwood Has a Vagina Slip
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Obie Trice New Tune 2 Baby Daddy Leaked…Listen To It Because It’s Fucking Good.
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Adam Carolla’s Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion Video With Nudity
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How To Wake Someone Up
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Spice Girls New Video With Some Tit Action But Mute This Shit The Song Gave Me Aids.
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Watch This Video Of People Watching a Scary Movie in the Theater…
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Some Chinese Dude Jerking Off in Public
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Amy Winehouse Does Macy Grey at the VMAs Video – If You Haven’t Already Seen This…See It….
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Jessica Simspon With Some Good Cleavage Lookin’ Good at Some Macy’s Event
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Lohan’s Boyfriend Gives Her a Shit Colored ‘Stache
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Britney Wants to Fuck Kim Kardashian
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Crazy Rock Paper Scissors Game in Japan
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Britney Spears Pulling Down Her Pants
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Kim Superhead Steffans Says Bill Maher Only Likes Girls He Can Put Down
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Hayden Panettiere Cries for Dolphins
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Japanese Gyno Video That Makes No Sense To Me
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Jordan Lookin’ Good at a Book Signing
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Some Girl Seducing the Camera With Her Tits….
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Mirror Reflection Prank Video
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Kate Moss in December’s Vogue
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Some Chick Named Leighton Meester Dressed as a Slutty Flapper….
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Best Fight Scene Video
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Som Girl Deep Throats a Balloon…Too Bad I Think She’s a Man
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Nicole Richie Still Hasn’t Got Her Abortion
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Bikini Car Wash Video
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Some Royal Bikini Poll
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Some 50 Year old Catholic School Principal Was Arrested for Hookin’ in Women’s Clothes
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Some Cam Girl Dances and Shows Off Her Vagina…
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Tila Tequila Tit Video
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World’s Best Ass Contest
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Kathie Lee Gifford’s Got Some Tits
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Tupac Assassination Documentary
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Some Chick Ties Her Vagina Together
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This Cam Girl Has a Stripper Pole in Her Bedroom…If You Go Home With a Chick and She Has a Stripper Pole…Marry Her…
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Some Nicole Narain Playboy Pictures
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Bai Ling in Her Underwear
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Kim Kardashian Bullshits About Her Friendship With Paris
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The Hills are Doing a Casting Call for the Heidi/Spencer Wedding Because the Show is Real
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Photobucket Dirty Porn…Like Really Fucking Dirty Porn…
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Jerry Springer is Lookin’ For You
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A Little Hardcore Delights Action
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Use This Spray To Get Laid Because We All Like Sex
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From the Forum:

Watch The Puberty Pals
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Download the May 2007 Playboy PDF
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Download Some Pictures of Girls With Tattoos
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Download Daft Punk Discovery Album
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Download Rage Against Machine – Live Rare Album
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Download Daft Punk – Alive (limited edition)
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Download this Amateur Couple’s Sex Tape and Pictures…AMazing
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Some Lesbian Couple’s Homemade Pictures
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Random Amateur Pictures Thread
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2007

03

Nov

I am – Princess Stephanie in a Bikini of the Day

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So I got really fucking wasted and it was fuckin’ messy. I don’t remember much more than a whole lot of shit talking and meeting a group of people from Australia who were amazing. One of them was this little hot Hilary Duff girl who I was trying to seduce with my drunken conversation but ended up fucking it up because I am easily distracted and got some girl who claimed she was 15 to stick her tongue in my mouth. She was jacked on blow and her tongue tasted like shit, but I did it because I had no choice. It was my duty.

On the walk home, I decided to stand outside a chachi bar and talk to my people, because me and chachi motherfuckers are cut from the same cloth. After being blown off by every single one of them, I decided to tell the world how Montreal is filled with losers. Lucky for me, I was next to Mr Strong Mafia Guy, who must have been the ambassador for the city, because when I walked by him and told him he was a Montreal piece of shit loser, he told me to fuck off, so I said that I’d fucking kill him and he went fuckin’ crazy. I guess Junior Mafia Guido and his 240 lbs of muscle doesn’t like when short fat motherfuckers tell him they are going to kill him, because he fuckin threw down his blazer and unbuttoned his shirt while his slut of a girlfriend tried holding him back saying shit like “if you do this I am leaving” and other really dramatic things that her stupid brian managed to put together. I am glad I made their night more exciting. I like to think of myself as some kind of Santa Claus who brings joy to people’s lives every time I leave my house. This is all batting practice for stepTV 2008 baby.

Princess Stephanie is kinda like Santa Claus too, only instead of gifts she brings an old body in a bikini and on days like today, that’s just as good. Cuddles.


Related Posts:

Princess Madeleine Bikini Pictures
Little Princesses Morning Reflections that Scare Me

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