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2007

25

Oct

I am – Halle Berry's Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.


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Posted in:cleavage|Halle Berry|Pregnancy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

25

Oct

I am – Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.


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Posted in:cleavage|Halle Berry|Pregnancy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I always go over how fucked up the world is right now and how girls feel empowered to be like dudes and fuck as much as they can and move from dude to dude because it makes them feel good about themselves and like being a sexy and desirable thing. I like to blame hip hop for them being massively materialistic and superficial constantly moving up the ladder to richer and richer men until settling down, getting knocked up and living the dream of being a stay at home mom with a nanny, a platinum car, a Mercedes SUV until they get bored of that and move from the cock they married to new cock that excites them like the Tennis pro or personal trainer to live out all their dirty fantasies while living off their divorce settlement.

I’ve decided that there are always exceptions to the rule and there are still wholesome girls who don’t put out that easily and who you have to actually work hard to get out there and they save being a whore for you in the bedroom instead of for every dude who gives them attention and they get naked on webcam and actually respect themselves, but I am convinced they are all still money hungry, because let’s face it why fuck a poor man when you can fuck a rich man just as easily. That’s why I like poor girls, because they still get excited when you buy them a chocolate bar or take them to McDonald’s for breakfast after cumming on their tits.

Here are my links:

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Yoga Pants Holding an Umbrella
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A Japanese Girl With Huge Tits Hops Into A Cab
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Play Boobs of Fire
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Watch this Bikini Dance Party Madness, Because As Much as I Hate Sluts, I Fucking Love Them
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Jessica Jaymes and Kirsten Price have a Fucking Intensely Naked and Pornographic Cameo on Weeds
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Paris Hilton’s New Movie Trailer that Sucks Harder Than She Tried To Suck in Her Sex Tape
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Ann Curry from the Today Show Shows Off a Little Tit
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Some Chick Strips For Her Man on Webcam and He Leaks That Shit To All of Us..Thanks Dude.
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Candice Michelle Almost Dies in the Ring Video
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Watch This Chick Named Kerry Strip…Because Watching Girls Strip Is Fun
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Kim Kardashian Showing Off Her Fat Ass Video
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Avril Lavigne With Some Pink Lame Hair and a Sequined Dress
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Keeley Hazell is Completely Naked in this Video
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Jessica Alba’s Orgasm Face
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Allison Angel and a Lamborghini Naked
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Jessica Alba is Boring at the Spike TV Scream Awards…
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50 Cent’s AYO Technology Feature Timberlake Video
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Some Drunk Chick Puking Video That Will Make You Laugh
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A Pretty Graphic South American Soap Opera Scene With Sex on the Beach Because They Aren’t Prude Paypal Motherfuckers Who Steal from Poor Bloggers
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Keanu Reeves Makes Out With a 20 Year Old Slut…Proving That If You’re Famous, There’s Always Hotter Pussy Training For Your Dick
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Pam Anderson is Addicted To Cocaine Like Everyone Else in the World.
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James Woods is 60 and Slamming a 21 Year Old and Here She is in a Bikini
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Miss England is 128 Lpbs and Has Been Told She Needs to Fatten Up if She Wants to Be Miss World….128 Lbs sounds kinda fat to Me and My Expert Advice is to Not Listen to Those People They are Just Trying to Sabotage You…
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Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Playboy Preview Video
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Hayden Panettiere Might Be Engaged To Some Asshole Who Doesn’t Realize She’s a Circus Performer
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Lohan Has to Host a NYE Party in Vegas because She Owes Them Money….Let’s Expect the Temptation to be Too Much for Her Because I need a Trainwreck of a Lohan in my Life.
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Christina Aguilera Wants to Name Her Baby After her Ugly Husband
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Some Dude Named Gary Collins Gets Arrested for a DUI
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Foxy Brown Spends 76 Days in Solitary Confinement Because She’s More Gangster than Paris Hilton
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Fantasia Lookin’ Hot in Leather, and By Hot I Mean Like a Crackwhore, Which is Hot To Me….If She’s Toothless and Has a Rash….
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Christina Aguilera Was Insulted By Low-Class Baby Gifts Someone Gave Her and Threw them Out
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This Whore is Lookin’ for a Millionaire
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Some Traffic Reporter Busts a Move on TV
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Topanga Almost Lost Her Cherry to Lance Bass Before He Came Out…Because She Looks Like a Fat Boy
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Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Rockin’ Tits in a Stripped Shirt
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Some Natasha Bedingfield Gallery of Pics Because She’s Hot
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Carrie Underwood’s Wholesome Photoshoot, But We All Know She’s a Ho
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Some UK Big Brother Chick’s HUGE Tits Exposed on the Beach
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Heidi Klum Fell for Seal Because He Had a Huge Dick, That’s the Same Reason My Wife Fell for Me Except the Opposite.
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Pete Doherty Dumped His New Old Girlfriend and Wants Kate Moss Back. Time to Move On Addict.
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Microsoft Buys 2% of Facebook for 240 Million Dollars Valuing the Company at 15 Billion…When This Jewish Kid Sells Out, He’s On Some Next Level CollegeHumor Shit….Seriously.
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Oprah Had Secret Weight Loss Surgery But is Still Fat…Oh Shit…She Should Get Her Money Back…
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Some College Kid Drinks Way Too Much and Pukes in His Bed Video
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Some New Mariah Carey Huge Cleavage Pictures
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This Psychobilly Dude Plays the Drums and Guitar at the Same Time Because He’s Crazy
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Some School Bans Harry Potter because There’s a Gay Character, Because the USA is So Fucking Conservative that it is a Healthy Place to Raise Your Fuck Up Kids
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These Girls Have Glow in the Dark Lesbian Sex
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Watch This Bestfriends Remix By Some Asian Lookin’ Retarded Kids
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Some Kim Smith Bikini Pictures
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Some Nude Beach Action
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Some Ugly Faced Chick Likes Posing Slutty Because It Makes Boys Talk to Her
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Get Yourself Some Japanese Breast Toys
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If You Hate Celebs as Much as I Do, Check Out This Celebrity Obituary Book, Because If Nothing Else, It Proves that there is an End to the Madness
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New Ghostface Killer Tune featuring Kid Capri
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DJ CMills has Another Hip Hop Mix Online For All of You…I Listened to It and It’s Good
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Some Titty Art That is Not Hot at All
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Brianna Frost is Fucking Hot and Gets Completely Topless in this Video
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This Vagina is Stronger than You
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Some Dude Gets His Way With Some Drunk College Chick
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Get Yourself Some Pussy This Weekend
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From the stepFORUM

Download the Britney Spears Album Now
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Some Japanese Farting in Faces Video
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Download Notorious B.I.G.’s Greatest Hits
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Download the Beastie Boys – The Mix Up Album
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Download Penthouse October 2007
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Download the White Stripes Live in Boston
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Hacked Photobucket of Some Topless Army Chick and Her Friends
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar Didn't Get it from Her Momma of the Day

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Here’s an obvious post, but worth everyone’s attention, because that whole Will.I.Am shit is hitting the radio harder than I hit my kids. I don’t actually have kids, but the song is about having a hot body like your momma or some shit and it is annoying, but everyone always says before marrying a chick, take a close look at their mother because that’s what you are in store for. I guess Freddie Prinze Jr. didn’t get that life lesson in riding off your dead dad’s fame school or maybe he did but ignored it because marrying bitch was a career move than one from the heart but I am just hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t get her from her momma, because she looks like a fucking troll and trolls have limited sex appeal. Either way Freddie Prinze Jr. is in for a fucking ride and by ride I mean the throwing up part of amusement parks and not so much the fun part of them, which is obviously pickin’ up teenage sluts, because the only girls your age who go to amusement parks are on lame dates with lame dudes who have already exhausted taking them to dinner and movies and every other cliche idea he saw in Romantic Comedies when researching pussy.


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Posted in:Fat|Mom|Sarah Michelle Gellar|Troll|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar Didn’t Get it from Her Momma of the Day

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Here’s an obvious post, but worth everyone’s attention, because that whole Will.I.Am shit is hitting the radio harder than I hit my kids. I don’t actually have kids, but the song is about having a hot body like your momma or some shit and it is annoying, but everyone always says before marrying a chick, take a close look at their mother because that’s what you are in store for. I guess Freddie Prinze Jr. didn’t get that life lesson in riding off your dead dad’s fame school or maybe he did but ignored it because marrying bitch was a career move than one from the heart but I am just hoping that Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t get her from her momma, because she looks like a fucking troll and trolls have limited sex appeal. Either way Freddie Prinze Jr. is in for a fucking ride and by ride I mean the throwing up part of amusement parks and not so much the fun part of them, which is obviously pickin’ up teenage sluts, because the only girls your age who go to amusement parks are on lame dates with lame dudes who have already exhausted taking them to dinner and movies and every other cliche idea he saw in Romantic Comedies when researching pussy.


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Posted in:Fat|Mom|Sarah Michelle Gellar|Troll|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Bar Rafaeli on the Runway in Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know when these Bar Rafaeli lingerie pictures were taken, but I figured they were worth posting because she’s Israeli and she proves that some Jewish girls are actually decent looking and not the product of inbreeding with their droopy dog faces that only daddy’s big bank account can fix with plastic surgery.

I am not trying to be an anti-semite or anything, I am just saying that Jewish guys always run after non-Jewish girls for a reason. At first I thought it was a power trip, like having the power to lock a hot non-Jew down and making her convert for you and your lifestyle, because I hear converting to that shit takes at least a year, but then I realized that Jewish girls just don’t really have it going on for the most part. Sure they are all good at giving blowjobs because of their teenage years at summer camp trained them right, and usually the Jews who are good looking are just smoke and mirrors, you know the right clothes and make-up and constant maintenance and hair salon appointments. But they are just as high maintenance as their Jew hair and Jewish guys realize that if they just run after some poor non-Jew that they don’t respect, they can get what they want because they give them a taste of the “Good Life” all while being dicks to them, because in their mind they are never going to marry the bitch because she’s not one of them, until they prove that they are worthy.

The whole thing is weirder that David Copperfields elaborate pick up strategy and I guess none of that really matters, because they are getting the bitches and you aren’t, but these pictures of Bar Rafaeli prove that their is still hope for the Jews…..


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Posted in:Ass|Bar Rafaeli|Lingerie|Model|Tits|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Stephanie Seymour in a Boring Nurses Costume on the Runway of the Day

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This is my reminder to all the girls out there that Halloween is coming fast and it is your one day to get out of your mom jeans, because every motherfucker is wearing mom jeans and into some sleazy, slutty, tit and ass exposing costume because we all know that deep down inside you’re a little whore. But you don’t need a reminder, you’ve been planning your costume for the last year, like a frat boy hits the gym for spring break.

I am guessing the Stephanie Seymour is over the whole slut years of her life in her old age and knows that she has had her run as a model and bitch who fucks rock stars, so slutting it out on the runway may not be her thing this anymore, but has the ability to turn some vintage lookin’ nurses outfit into something not so whorish, but we can all see your ankle tattoo and it reminds us of a time that once was.


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Posted in:Halloween|Nurse|Stephanie Seymour|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Danielle Lloyd Likes Skiing in Bikinis of the Day

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All this losing all my money shit’s killing me. I think I just shat out my liver or something that looked like my liver. It’s either stress or the ebola virus, either way I am fucked. But I figured you shouldn’t suffer because I am suffering. We only have a limited time together, so I gotta make the best of it. That’s how much I like you and because corporate america can take my money but they can’t take my funny, or my bad poetry….

I have been hustling facebook the last couple of days and I came across a comment from some girl I don’t know that said she got a 63% on her test so I wrote:

I hope it wasn’t your “What you look like naked” test…cuz that would be depressing. Based on your pics, I woulda given you at least a 65%…baby…

So do you come here often?

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Either way, here are some pictures of:Danielle Lloyd, doing what she does, which is pretty much rock a bikini everywhere she goes, even to the ski hill, because that’s how committed she is to her useless career that’s only going to last another 15 lbs or 5 years, whichever comes first, so she’s gotta bank everything she can, it’s gotta last her a lifetime.


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Posted in:Bikini|Danielle Lloyd|Skiing|Slut|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Elisha Cuthbert Looks Like a Jewish Retiree in Florida of the Day

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Paypal are fucking thieves. I don’t make much money with the site, but sometimes some money comes in and these fuckers just shut me down and won’t give me my money back for 6 months because they have labeled me an “adult site”. I am going crazy because that is my drinking money and it pays for the server and my rent. Without it, I die and so does the site.

We regret to inform you that we cannot overturn the limitation on your account. Due to the violation of PayPals Acceptable Use Policy regarding Mature Audiences, your account has been permanently limited. The limitation is based on the site http://drunkenstepfahter.com. Please remove all references to PayPal from your website(s) and/or auction(s). This includes not only removing PayPal as a payment option, but also the PayPal logo and/or shopping cart.

If you have any questions, please contact the PayPal Acceptable Use Policy Department at aup@paypal.com

Sincerely,
PayPal Acceptable Use Policy Department
PayPal, an eBay Company

So when my life is in jeopardy and the survival is the only thing on my mind, I have no choice but to put up a fight. So, I am about to start war on these assholes. So if you or anyone you know work at Paypal and can help in my fight to bring them down I will need you to get me the contact info of their senior management team because trust me when I get mad, I get fucking mad, and I am about to start war on these motherfuckers. Even if it means getting my ass to their San Jose office…I will get my fucking money back.

Here are some pictures of Elisha Cuthbert lookin’ like shit, and by shit I mean like a Jewish Retiree in Florida, while leaving some bar last night, because I know you still have her posters of her on the wall. Hopefully this will help you move on.

According to the conservative christian cocksuckers at paypal, this pictures may be considered Mature Audience Content, o watch out.


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Posted in:Busted|Elisha Cuthbert|Paypal|Unsorted

2007

24

Oct

I am – Julia Allison Isn't That Famous but in Lingerie of the Day

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So her name is Julia Allison and she is some kind of freelance writer or journalist and has been or is on Fox News. I’ve never heard of her, but that’s not saying much, because I don’t read or watch TV, but you probably haven’t heard of her either.

The reason I am posting these pictures of her in her lingerie is because someone emailed me saying she’s dating one of the founders of CollegeHumor. You probably know CollegeHumor as one of the lamest link-dump sites out there, because it is designed for stupid sluts and the frat boys who gangbang them, and for some reason they got fucking huge and all they were doing was linking the lamest fucking content on the internet days after that shit hit the internet. I am guessing their Frat Boy audience was too fucking stupid to learn the names of other sites or maybe it’s because these geeks who created it were up on this shit in the beginning of the internet. So after a few years of running shit, these 4 college losers sold half of their business for something like 30,000,000 dollars to interactive corp, who own shit like ASK.com, Ticketmaster, match.com and a whole lot of other shit.

So now, four cheesy fucking dudes with lame jokes and ironic t-shirts that other cheesy fucking dudes rock, are worth a lot of fucking money, and maybe they stayed cooped up in their dorm rooms jerking off to the pictures sluts sent them for the site, but now they are “BAWLLLIN” and bitches like this Julia Allison are letting them inside their vaginas, probably unprotected, because of it.

Point of this is to say that if you can turn your loser ways into something profitable, there is no way decent to hot pussy is running after the CollegeHumor dudes because they are cool shit, it’s because they have money and girls like fucking money. So if you have money, you will get all the fucking pussy you want so you should stop reading this site and start doing something that involves the obscure porn you chronically jerk off to, videogames, and having no friends.

For the record, CollegeHumor has linked this site, but stopped a long time ago and I hate them for it, they are dead to me, but their girlfriends aren’t because the number one revenge you can have on a motherfucker is by fucking his girlfriend and since I never leave my house and smell like shit, this is as close as I’ll get to her junk

Here are those pics of her simulating wallet fucking some old dude in her lingerie, if you’re wondering why she’s drinking, it’s so that she can live with herself after she sucks him off and blame it on being drunk I guess it’s true that sometimes art imitates life, not that this shit is art, but you know what I’m saying, it’s not that complicated. Cuddles

Visit Her Website, Write Her an Email, Hire Her To Host Your “TV” Show…
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