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2007

20

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t even know what happened to me today. I got this killer migraine that made it impossible to look at my screen and I spent most of the night throwing up what looked like blood, but was probably my ketchup soup that I made because I am on a budget here. I had tickets to go see some Beastie Boys instrumental shit that is their new project. I hadn’t listened to the Beastie Boys since 1992 or earlier and wasn’t impressed, especially with the migraine and puking, so I only stayed for 4 songs. On my way home I saw a couple banging in their apartment window that didn’t have curtains on it. He was taking her from behind. I have shitty eyesite and can’t afford glasses but it looked like a good time and I remembered what that life was like. So I have decided to make a move and start convince girls to get naked on the site in person. I’ve spent the last year doing it online and it hasn’t been working, so I am going to take my charm to the street with a shitty video camera I steal from my neighbor’s kid.

In practicing I got some girl who reads the site, who is banging some rich dude who lets her stay in his penthouse apartment, to take a bath for me. She had pretty dope tits and the whole experience wouldn’t have made for a good stepTV episode, but it was a good enough experience to know that I’ve got what it takes to win chicks over….She ended up flooding the bathroom, cutting herself while shaving her cooch for me and possibly destroying her computer, but that’s the price you gotta pay if you want me to watch you take a bath.

Here are my links…

Britney Emotionally Eats Ice Cream…But I Love All Girls Who Eat Ice Cream
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Some Girl Gets Caught Leaving Some Dude a Sexy Webcam Message
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Emmy Award Edition Whoose Boobs
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Some Hot Teen Model Named Kari Sweets, so Young and Wet and Half Naked in Video
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Some Girl With HUGE tits Makes a Condom Cannon
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Some Slut Named Neveah is Natural and Naked for You
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Andrea Corr Upskirt Panty Shot
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More Britney in Her Underwear Pics
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Some Britney Going Bar Hopping After Losing Her Kids
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Some Adriana Lima is Hot But Scary TIT Pics
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Diddy’s Banned TV Commercial Because It’s Too Sexy…
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Crazy Sexy Slutty Naked Tom Ford Ads
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Some Insane Lady Named Marjorie Johnson Giving Out Cookies on the Emmy Red Carpet Video
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Video
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Some Idiot Frat Boys Have a Smoking Contest Because They Want to Die
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Danni Minogue’s Bikini Pictures With Nipple Pictures
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Underage Girl You’ll Be All Over in a Couple Years Named Taylor Momsen
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Brtiney Spears Parties Wearing Some Kind of Animal
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Sarah Jessica Parker Eats Some Face
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Alicia Silverstone Naked…Insane…For Some Vegatarian Commercial
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Some Penthouse Pet Named Hannah Hilton
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Jennifer Aniston Showing Off Some Tit in Some Dress
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Some Chick on the View Thinks the World is Flat…Video…Wow…
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Some Chick Named Jade Goody’s Hard Nipples in a Bikini
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Some Naked Yoga Pictures
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Some 2 Year Old Kid is the World’s Youngest Skateboarder…
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Joel Madden is Going to Marry Nicole Richie, Since He Laid His See in Her….I Guess He Feels it’s the Right Thing to Do
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Alicia Keys Has Fucking Disgusting Skin
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Some Dude Named Midget Mac is Cooler than You
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Some Kid Almost Dies on the Merry Go Round
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Britney Spears to Undergo Random Drug Testing…
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Cop Slaps Some Annoying Bitch
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Paris Hilton in Pantyhose
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Big Booty Shake Compilation Video
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Jennifer Tilly Topless Stripping Routine Video
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Three Hot Girls Bouncing Their Tits
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Cindy Crawford Looking Older and Still Hot in Silver
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Some Chick Being Fed Dog Food
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown – Jessica Simpson vs. Megan Fox
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Some Playboy Chick Named Aliya Wolf Pictures
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Idiots Playing With Tazars….
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Some Larry David Clip About Cum Stains Because He’s a Jew I Find Funny
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Here’s a Retardedly Flexible Chick in Underwear Being Flexible Video
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Kate Moss Upskirt Pictures
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Some Chick Eating a Live Scorpion Video
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Robert Deniro on Sesame Street with Elmo
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Insane Market in Bangkok Has a Train Running Through It…Sounds Boring But is Worth Checking Out…
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OJ Is Released…Bail is Set…He Deserves the Chair
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Some Naked and Wet Chicks by a Waterfall
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Some Big Asian Boobs on Some Big Asian Boobed Girl Named Mai Ly
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Some Dude Gets Caught in His Chimney Because He Wanted To Feel Like Santa Claus
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Some More Petra Nemcova Cleavage Pics
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Here’s a Flying Saucer Video because Aliens Exist…
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Some Cam Chick Shows Off Her Huge Cans
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits at Some Maxim Event
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WWE Divas 2007 Special Edition Magazine Pictures
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Some Kelly Osborne all Dressed Up Pictures
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Nude Photographer of the Day
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Hotter Days Gallery
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Aline Nakashima is a Japanese Brazilian Model and This is What She Had to Say
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Some Dude Gets Bamboo Cane Broken Over His Back….Idiot
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Some Hypnotic Bootyshake Video Making the Internet Rounds
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Broke Spanish Handball Team Poses Nude to Make Money…I Love People Who Get Naked For Money…
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Gisele Wears a Dress Made Out of Water in Some Ad Campaign
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Some Photobucket Chick Showing Her Box
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More of the Photobucket Chick Showing Her Box and Fucking
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Even More of the Photobucket Chick With a Vibrator
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Some Vintage Porn Scene Where Some Bitch Makes Her Best Friend Eat Her Mom Out
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Some Chinese Dude Likes To Take His Cock To the Gym Video
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Some Photobucket Vagina Shaving Action
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Some Naked Chick Soaking in Milk…
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Michelle Stefano Suckin’ Dick Gets a 75
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McDonald’s Targets You
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Some Chick Sticks Her Panties In Her Cooch…
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Some Champion Female Wrestler Video
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Some Chick Topless at the Beach
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Find Pussy In Your Neighborhood That is Ready and Willing
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Use This To Get Them To Fuck You
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Bonus – Samantha Bee Finds Out if the Nation is Ready for an American
President…

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2007

19

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Kenda of the Day

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I am not sure what is more confusing to me, the fact that this bitch’s name is Kenda or the fact that she’s got no tits. I am all for small tits but by looking at the other girls she looks the most like a dud and I know you are into that, but I thought the Hometown Hottie contest was all about finding the hottest stripper looking bitch out there to help shift her career from getting paid to get topless for men in a bar, to getting paid to get topless while strategically hiding their nipples for the world. I guess Kenda and her stupid name are hitting this contest to show the world that you don’t need 8000 dollar breast implants to be a half naked party slut, and I guess she gets some points for that.

The nice thing about Kenda is that she is training to be a pre-school teacher, it shows her maternal and softer side. I know that if I had kids, taking them to a girl like this would definitely be part of my daily activities in hopes that one day I could trick her into doing dirty things which I don’t think is too hard to do, I’d just tell her I was from Maxim and we wanted to do a follow-up shoot in her mouth…

Here is Kenda, vote for her if she’s your thing. She was kinda too plain for me to go into stories about my life, because she didn’t inspire any and I know I’ve got lots in there, so for her not to inspire any, that’s a pretty bad sign. I can assume she doesn’t inspire you and that she’s going to lose.

Related:

Check Out Kenda’s Profile

Check Out The Maxim Hometown Hotties Contest

Hometown Hottie stepREVIEWs:

ERIN

LETICIA

Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Kendra|Maxim|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

19

Sep

I am – Dane Cook Sex Scene from Good Luck Chuck of the Day


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I hate Dane Cook. I don’t find him funny and I used to be offended that this fucker was famous and making money for being such a fucking asshole and not the good kind of asshole that makes you laugh, but the kind of asshole you just want to punch in the face.

In this clip he’s banging some topless chick with his shirt on. We all know that he’s not actually banging her but the ending is pretty good because I just keep thinking about how I wish that actually happened to this cocksucker on one of his college tours. He’s the kind of guy who looks like he’s never been beaten up and the best way to make an asshole shut up is to get your big scary gay friend to rape him. Nothing ruins a man’s with a stupid sense of humor’s jokes than violating him.

I used to know this one dude who was always an asshole who would get drunk with us. He was a rich kid who thought he was invincible. We couldn’t ever calm him down, he’d just spit on people, throw his drink on people, dance with people’s girlfriends and seriously stir up shit when he shouldn’t have. We were constantly backin’ him up when people would turn on him and he never got more than a push and always walked away the bigger man. We all would talk about how he needed to get beat up because would be the best thing for him to learn there are some people you shouldn’t fuck with.

He ended up getting arrested for some stupid shit he did while drunk that involved taking a baseball bat to parked cars in the parking garage of his building that was under video camera surveillance and spent some time in some maximum security prison because it was considered a serious offense and because he had a shitty lawyer. I assume that they took his trust fund ass virginity when he was inside for those 6 months because when dude came out he never started drunken shit, he was always nice to be around and always bowed down to people bigger than him, when in the past he woulda got in there face. When I’d look into his eye, I knew that something broke him on the inside and that something was some biker’s dick who was in for murder.

So here’s the Dane Cook video that I like to believe is a real situation because this fucker needs to be put inline.


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Posted in:Dane Cook|Good Luck Chuck|Nipples|Sex Scene|Tits|Unsorted

2007

19

Sep

I am – Oscar De La Hoya Cross Dressing of the Day

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These are some pretty gay fucking pictures, probably the gayest pictures I have ever posted. I am not saying that De La Hoya is gay because he wears women’s underwear and some sexy fishnet outfit with heels, something you’ve probably jerked off to girls wearing in pictures all the time. You may have never seen it in real life, because girls don’t get sexy for you, if you are even lucky enough to convince one to bang you, she’s probably doing the bare fucking minimum either because of the shame or because the roofies made her lazy. Point being, that just because a dude gets off to wearing women’s clothes doesn’t mean he takes it in the ass, it’s just a pretty good sign that he probably does…and if he did take it up the ass, this shit would probably make a lot more sense to us. I know that I have an easier time accepting fags doing fag things than straight guys doing fag things.

So I guess it is safe to say that De La Hoya probably won all the boxing matches in his career because shit turned him on. You know animalistic beating down of men is probably the most homosexual thing out there, because fags are into men and men are into beating each other up so being a fag who beats men up is probably some crazy foreplay, a lot like a straight guy getting off to going down on a girl.

The only other explanation I have for this is that he’s been punched in his head a few too many times and feels like the only way to show his feminine side is to actually wear women’s clothes, you know showing the world there is more to him that a good fighter. Or maybe he was a good fighter because he was repressing shit all these years and took out the fact that he banged chicks when all he really wanted was balls on his opponents.

I knew a whore who used to deal with very rich powerful dudes, I am talking Doctors, Lawyers, Politicians, Business Men, and they would all ask her to be the dominant because all day, everyday, they are the boss and they are telling people what to do, so having a rich dude on all fours with a leash on and a dildo in his ass was common for her. Maybe De La Hoya’s one of those people….

Either way, I don’t get it and these pictures should have never been allowed to be taken. The world doesn’t need to see anyone like this even if it is some elaborate plan of coming out to your wife and family without actually having to tell them to their faces that you’re a ‘mo. Shit’s massively embarrassing and I would be embarrassed for this fucker if I actually gave a shit. Instead I’ll just laugh at the pics with the rest of the world. I just hope you know realize how gay boxing is everytime you’re sitting in a room filled with men watching topless men beat the fuck out of each other.


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Posted in:Cross Dressing|Gay|Oscar Dela Hoya|Tranny|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Women's Panties

2007

19

Sep

I am – Petra Nemcova Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I saw these pictures last night but was too lazy to post them. I was all about doing it in the morning when I woke up, unfortunately the morning became 2 pm and then after folding laundry and doing dishes I finally get to them. The reason I am folding laundry and doing dishes isn’t because I am the bitch of the household. It’s not because I am neat. I do it out of necessity because shit fucking smells really fucking bad and I can stomach bad smells for a couple of weeks but when they turn really fucking bad I start to think my life is in danger, and despite being aware of my sucking at life, I still like to live it or drive it into the ground. Being poisoned by my wife’s panty stains isn’t really how I want to go. However, being poisoned by Petra Nemcova’s panties is a definite better option and I know that shit is deadly cuz that serial player to the stars Stavros got a piece.

Sometimes I wonder how many dudes some of these girls have bagged. I remember being 20 years old and meeting a 20 year old girl who had banged 30 dudes and I was kinda shocked and grossed out because she wasn’t a hooker and most girls I knew had only been with 10 or less because they were just starting out. She was the first regular girl and I got skeptical about cumming inside without a condom, but figured she’d know what to do if she got knocked up because she had experience in the situation, like hiring an ex cop to find out if your wife is cheating on you, not that I would do that, if my wife was cheating on me, I’d buy the dude a drink and thank him for taking her off my hands, figuratively of course, because if she was on my hands literally, I wouldn’t be able to type this shit because all my finger’s be broke.

Here are the upskirts for you. Asshole.


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Posted in:cleavage|Model|Panties|Petra Nemcova|Tits|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

19

Sep

I am – Hayden Panettiere Taking Her Dogs Out for a Walk of the Day

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I just woke up. It is noon. If I was 16 again, my foster mother would be very mad at me. I decided to post these Hayden pictures as a celebration that her dog eats her dirty tampons, provided she can even get her period. I have heard that midgets generally can’t reproduce, and since bitch is built like a midget with her life size head and a scaled down fat chick body, I think it’s safe to assume she can’t either. Her dog also sees her shit, watches her fuck, hears her fart, licks her dirty underwear and maybe even makes messes that she has to clean up just to see her get her hands dirty when the hired help is at home. This dog pretty much owns this bitch and if only he could talk or operate a camera, we’d have much more interesting shit to post.

Either way, she’s got a new boyfriend, I don’t remember his name, he’s probably some poofter riding her celebrity like he was Zac Efron, because pretending to be straight for your career is what people do in Hollywood without realizing that we all know that everyone in hollywood are fags because straight guys are too busy working construction and fucking chicks to care about crying on screen for 1,000,000 dollars.

Here are those pics and I am not going to mention how fucking lame her t-shirt is…or the fact that she thinks she’s Doctor Doolittle, because it’s pretty obvious that the bigger dog is a utility dog she uses to help her out. Otherwise he’d be in more than one picture. He’s like the slave dog she uses to help her get dressed like the midget who lives by me who has no hands who has one just like hers and it helps him open doors, cross streets, get things off high shelves and it keeps him company when no one will talk to him for being a midget with no hands.


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Posted in:Candids|Casual|Dog|Hayden Panettiere|Unsorted|Walking

2007

19

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just got cat-called. It was a pretty fucking funny situation because it happens to hot chicks all the time. You know dudes drive by and scream “Show me you tits” or “You’re hot” or “I wanna stick my dick so far in you it comes out you nose” or “How Much To Fuck You With a Condom While I am Having a Herpes Outbreak”, you know the standard public sexually harassment when you’re in a car making you invincible to helpless pedestrians… Well I was walking down the street drinking a beer and some motherfucker in his car with his friends slowed down and started screaming “Keep Walking Fatty”, I didn’t realize they were talking to me, sure I am fat and all, but not really fat enough to get abuse on the street, I didn’t really do anything about it, because I wasn’t really expecting shit and by the time I realized what happened they were gone so I just came home and emotionally ate my pain away like the girl I saw in a coffee shop earlier today who was actually really fucking fat and she was sitting at the cash ordering a piece of cake and a pretentious coffee while eating a fucking cookie to tide her over for the 3 minute wait. It was pretty fucking hot and hit a little too close to home…


Someone Made a Poll about Me Being Fatter than Perez. I think you should vote….20 people already have because that’s the kind of pull I have…
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Either way, here are my links:

Some Lunatic Pulling Tops Off and Pantsing Chicks and It Is Amazing…
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Jordan Says Her Sex Life is Like a Horror Movie…I Believe it I’ve Seen Her Kid
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Britney Spears Walking Around Her House in Her Underwear Yesterday and It is Disgusting
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Bam Margera swung by the Maxim offices to do a countdown of his top 5 worst injuries!
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Play the Boob Match Game….
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Heidi Montag Performs Her New Song and Makes Britney Look Like a Fucking Star. This Shit is Embarrassing…
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Some Dude Gets Tasered at Some John Kerry Appearance
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Emmy Rossum’s Panty Upskirt
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Some Chick Pissing and Getting Her Hair Done By Her Friend Picture
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Some Chick With Hot Tits Takes the Snake Test..
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Sex Scene Clip
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Some Girl Blows Shit Up in Her Underwear
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Courtney Love is Dating Pete Doherty. Together They Make Any Bed Smell Like Shit…
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Jennifer Aniston Showing Off Her Legs
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The hand job…Is Not A Lost Cause….
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Katherine Heigl is SMOKIN’…
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A Whole Lot of Hot Rihanna Pictures because She’s Fucking Hot
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Some Dude and His Wife Fall Down The Stairs
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Michelle Bass Gallery Pics
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Hayden Panettiere Has a New Cock…and It’s Not The One She’s Been Hiding in Her Pants All These Years
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Slutz Fashion Dolls Parody Video cuz I Love Sluts
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Nuts Magazine Posts All kInds of Celeb Nipple Pictures and Here They All Are
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Liz Hurley is a Sexy French Maid Video
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Some Fat Chick With Weird Shit on Her Tits – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Rihanna Before and After Plastic Surgery Pics
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Some Dude Drinks Beer Out of His Shoe
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Nicole Richie Eating Hamburgers
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Some Fat Dude Vibrating
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Here’s a Summer at the Beach Compilation
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Some 13 Year Old Model Hired as the Spokesperson for Australia Fashion Week
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Some Pics of a 72 Year Old Bodybuilder
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Some Dude Going Crazy With Some Bouncy Balls
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J.Lo is 12 Months Pregnant…I Mean Weeks… I Mean Even if It Was Months Would You Really Give a Fuck
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Some Pimp My Donkey Video
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Some Busty Chick Flashing Her Tits on Webcam
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Hot Axe Commercial
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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2 Hot Asian Club Girls Video
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Some Women Of Playboy Presents Alana Cragin Pics
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Some Idiot Let’s His Friends Brand Him Video
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Jared Leto Lost 14 Lbs By Fucking…
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Mark Ronson’s New Music Video
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Some Demi Moore Sex Scene
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Hilary Swank Joins the Circus…in Shorts…I think She’s the Bearded Man Or Some Shit…
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Music Video Called “Show Us Your Tits” by Blestnation With Tits in It…
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Some Asian Chick Shows Off Her Huge TIts
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Drunken Paris Hilton Climbs a Fence
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Some More Drunken Paris Hilton Pictures
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A Group Of Girlfriend Flashing Together
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Amy Winehouse Will be Dead Very Fucking Soon…There Are Pictures of Her Getting a Surprise Delivery This Past Weekend
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Dania Ramirez’s Cleavage at the Emmy Awards
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Owen Wilson Got Fired By Ben Stiller After Suicide Attempt
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Some Dude Punches His Naked Wife
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Cate Blanchett’s Ass Isn’t Really Her Ass
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Some Slut Named Ashley Madison in a Bikini
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Carmen Electra Shows Off Her Tits
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Rosie Pisses Off Oprah … I love Lesbian Fights…
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And Rosie Writes About Pissing Off Oprah in Her Insane Code She Calls Writing
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Some Hippie Gets Attacked By a Police Dog..Fuckin’ Hippies
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Drunk Friends Acting Crazy and Topless Together
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Keira Knightley Says She’s Fat in Hollywood
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Kanye West is a Bitch and Says Pam Anderson Disrespected His Relationship
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Some Sophie Howard in a Bikini Pics
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Dave Grohl Hates Paris Hilton Too
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Vanessa Hudgens is Now Single…Because Zac Efron’s a Fag
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Some Abigail Clancy in Her Panties
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Thainee is Some Asian Porn Site That Gets An 84
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Vagina Balloon Video Will Change You Fucking Life
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If You’re Lookin’ For Sluts…This is Where You’ve Gotta Go
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Some Chick Sunbathing Nude Video
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Use This Spray to Get Laid – Because We Know Your Looks Can’t Make It Happen
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2007

18

Sep

I am – Hometown Hotties Finalist Leticia of the Day

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Girls taking off clothes in attempts to get famous or to make money is kinda my thing, so I decided that I should cover the Maxim Hometown Hotties Finalists and give my little review of each girl in the running because I feel like I am about as classy as the chicks who sign up for this shit, which isn’t saying much about me….

This is Leticia, by looking at her I first thought she was going to be the big winner,and I still think she is going to win because her look is unique, the blond hair, tight body full lips, hot tits that I have never seen before, except for maybe in every magazine, porn and even a poster I had growing up that had 10 chicks posing in thongs and had some caption that said something like “Rear Admiral” because they were in captain’s hats or some shit…

So this body and face of a pornstar and is really what we’re looking for in Hometown Hottie competitions, we don’t really want girls that look like the girl next door, because the girl next door has a glass eye and is on crutches.

I generally don’t like pornstar looking girls, but she’s all Eastern European looking and Eastern Europe reminds me of rationed bread, juggling bears and mail order brides, and nothing in life is better than being able to buy a wife that looks like this, especially since the Hometown Uglies in your hometown don’t even give you the time of day,so you better start saving your allowance now, loser.

I am sure that before she got into this modeling that she was involved in many wet t-shirt contests, she just looks like that kind of girl. Maybe she was one of the Coors Light chicks at the bar or the chick handing out toilet paper samples and your local wholesale club, doing whatever she could for the dream and now she’s working for some televised wrestling show where all the washed up wrestlers from the WWE go, making her not much of a Hometown Hottie at all, but more of a career slut who shows off her body and who needs to back the fuck off and give the other girls a chance….

She’s also got a boyfriend and everyone knows that even if you have a boyfriend you should pretend you don’t so that the people voting can think they have a chance in having unprotected sex with you…it’s simple fucking marketing and she fucked up but she does look like the kind of girl who would give you in having unprotected sex with her while her steroid boyfriend is at the gym, but only if you promise her fame.

That said, I’ll make you famous, bitch!

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Posted in:Hometown Hotties Contest|Leticia|Maxim|stepREVIEW|Unsorted

2007

18

Sep

I am – Pamela Anderson in a Bikini in Malibu of the Day

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I guess Pam Anderson doesn’t realize that her prime ended when Baywatch was still on the air and ever since then it’s been this downward spiral of fake tit removal, fake tit replacement and a haggard old catcher’s mitt of a face that reminds me of the lady who works at the Salvation Army where I buy all my used panties for my used panty collection. I am weird like that.

Pam Anderson can’t seem to get herself out of a fucking bikini. Every week there are new pictures of her half naked and although half naked is good, I find this shit desperation like a Britney Spears comeback performance. At first I just thought she went insane and got a bikini grafted onto her because it is such a part of who she is, but then I realized that that was a stupid thought and that she is just like the local stripper, who was the star performer ten years ago, you know the one who everyone wanted the lap dance from and you’d never get a chance to touch her tits because she was always in the back working, who now still works the same club, holding onto a dream, remembering the good years while chain smoking at the bar hoping that someone will either remember her and take her for a dance the sake of a fantasy they never lived out, or that all the other girls get taken in the back and she’s the last man standing. She knows she’d be better off working as a receptionist or at the cosmetics counter of the Pharmacy but stripping is all she knows.

Here are some Pam Anderson bikini ass pics for you to live out the fantasy from the past when she was actual relevant, hot and wanted by all. Before she had two washed up losers fighting over her. Around the time of the sex tape, but all things aside, she has an amazing ass and I’d still do her, her big tits and her hepatitis ridden vagina.


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Posted in:Ass|Bikini|cleavage|Implants|Malibu|Pamela Anderson|Tits|Unsorted|White Bikini

2007

18

Sep

I am – Penelope Cruz's Cousin and Sister at the Beach of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Penelope Cruz’s family on the beach somewhere without Penelope Cruz. I have posted about her sister Monica Cruz before, she’s sin the thong, but I have no idea who the topless chick is. The message board I steal my pictures from say that it’s her cousin and it doesn’t really matter who she is, all that matters is that she is living the life, sitting on the beach all thanks to Penelope’s hard work. I guess this is a lot like when they were living in Spain as kids and they’d sit at home all day and send Penelope off to mow lawns, clean houses, work at the local cafe so that when she got home they could steal her paycheck and buy themselves ice cream.

Reality is that I don’t care how she’s related to Penelope Cruz because I just like topless beaches and would post that shit whether bitch was famous or not. I have this fantasy of grandeur, living the life with an above ground pool and a backyard where my stepdaughter and her friends will tan topless while I just sit back and drink beer. All the 18-20 year old hot girls will come over to take advantage of the only pool in the ghetto and I will be a happy fucking man….

I guess the point of this post is that the cousin’s tits are uneven and there’s nothing sexier than bringing a bitch home, taking off her bra to find that shit was being balanced out with a pair of socks and you’re really dealing with some one tit bigger than the other shit that is a lot like driving with a flat tire.

Here are those pics:


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Penelope Cruz’s TIts Leaving the Gym
Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures
Penelope Cruz in a Short Dress

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