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2011

01

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Baby Bump of the Day

I like making up fake gossip…I mean I figure since everyone else in the world makes these stories up….I should get my moment of glory…who knows maybe one day I’ll be credited as a source…like a real website…but I doubt it…I’m the kind of guy who is first to bat, hits the homerun, but no one notices cuz I’m playing in the corner alone and not at the actual game everyone else is at…Story of my life…

So my fake story that is probably real is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked up.

I mean I wouldn’t put this pregnancy past her. First it makes her talked about when no one is talking. Second, it give her something to hug when everyone else has forgot her…cuz last time I checked babies only get taken away when you fuck them, or when you fuck yourself up on meth and forget to feed them for a week and get caught because you left the kid behind in a bar you were buying your next fix at…or something equally fun but equally hard to pull off….cuz people just don’t take your kids away that easy…meaning there will always be hugs for Hudgens..

Either way, This little West Side Story ethnic bitch sold to Disney to help make her parents millions, who faked a relationship with a homosexual, only to realease nude pics as a cry that her lonely vagina was in need of getting fed….only to eventually let it get fat, raw dog with a creampie finish cuz she was so deprived and felt ready to take that step in her life…

Or maybe she’s just been getting fed…and she’s fat…but the ethnic looking pregnant teen is a much more interesting look as far as I’m concerned…waiting for marriage is so suburban and boring….

Either way, who cares…this is fake gossip…so everything is possible..

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2011

17

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Leg of the Day

I like Venessa Hudgens cuz she reminds me of this little stuffed chipmunk I used to jerk off on and not even cuz of her fuzzy little teen slut pussy she took pictures of for the internet, but because of her nut filled lookin’ cheeks.

I probably should give you a back story as to why I used to jerk off on a stuffed animal, but why bother, no one’s reading this and anyway I stage this story, I’m gonna come across as a real weirdo….Look I always washed it before putting it back in the crib…I’m not a monster…Stop judging me.

That said, I don’t know what Ethnicity this bitch is, but I’d like to taste her and find out, but I kinda feel that way about everyone, including scabby drug addicts on the verge of death. I’ve always been inquisitive…

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2011

10

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Wet in Details of the Day

The biggest news of the day thus far is Vanessa Hudgens posing in Details, which is funny because I don’t think anyone knows who she is anymore, but if you want a refresher, she is the girl from Highschool Musical who was dating a gay for the sake of Disney’s contract with her, which I guess is up cuz now she’s single….but more importantly, she posed in some self-shot nudes, that I doubt were staged cuz she woulda waxed….making her a hero in the eyes of perverts everywhere…hoping her influence on girls transcends generations…

Here she is in Details, doing what she does best, whoring.


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2011

26

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens is in a Bikini for Candies of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens will always be the hairy little ethnic looking teenage dream from some bullshit Disney Franchise who dated a homo in order to help solidify the success of that Dinsey Franchise…but I only know her for her NAKED PICTURE that was probably taken when she was underage, when she was too excited about her newly sprouted pubic hair, to shave/wax/etc….

Which brings up a very important point, that girls never have to shave/wax/etc their bush. Bush is fucking amazing, except maybe when it comes to politics, cuz bush is the natural state a pussy is supposed to be in and that alone makes it highly erotic….to rub your hands through, to have tickle your mouth, to suck in all the natural scents it absobs….

Marketing, and closet case fratboys, porn and the media, have programmed all bitches to go bald, leaving bush a dying commodity that I want to bring back….so day by day, I pitch my case to random girls….

Today alone I have had two fights, with 2 different girls about bush and how they need to grow it out, cuz bald is laziness, tacky and expected….you might as well be in Ed Hardy on Jersey shore….

But there’s no getting through to a bitch, they don’t see the importance of decorating the fucking Christmas tree that is their twat, they just like to lay it all out there for us, all skin and lip, when a properly manicured bush takes far more love than clear cutting the shit….

I’m not talking to let the yard overgrow, I’m saying hide a fucking garderner, but leave me some of the plants to appreciate…..

So here is Vanessa Hudgens as the face of Candies….while I see her as the face for pubic hair for tomorrow…a NPO I’m working on getting off the ground…

Here is the behind the scenes footage:

Here is the bikini pic acting 3 for the perverts….


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2010

29

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Hides Her Mustache Wax of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is leaving her waxer and I assume she’s covering her face because she had her lip waxed and shit is swollen red and irriated. It’s not her fault she’s a hairy little monkey, at least based on her nudes and if she really wanted to divert our attention, she would have just walked around crotchless, showing the world her other set of lips, swollen, irritated and waxed for her New Year’s weekend, cuz last time I checked girls don’t get one lip waxed without the other, and I know waxing as I tried to be a waxing apprentice the last 9 years, cuz seeing pussy off all ages seemed like a line of work I could be passionate but life’s just not that good for us…so here she is being awkward and obvious.

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2010

20

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Looks Like Michael Jackson of the Day

Despite her cute little asian school girl legs and cute youthful hat, Vanessa Hudgens looks like she’s Michael Jackson. I don’t know what’s happened to her since she leaked those naked pics of her bush, and I fucking love bush, thinking she was serious about doing this whole slut thing to break down the Disney curse, but instead she fell off the map, and I know that if only she got a bikini wax and the haters didn’t turn on her cuz they think having bush is a bad thing thanks to marketing, when really bush is a small taste of heaven, I bet she would have been conident in herself, that she’d be naked everywhere….

I mean maybe that’s just wishful thinking because I got this MJ fetish and I always wanted to see his pussy, but his premature death ruined that for all of us, but I guess Vanessa Hudgens is the second best thing.

Maybe she fell off the map cuz she turned 18 and people stop caring when you turn 18 and really it doesn’t matter. Here are some non-nude pics of her.

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2010

10

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Titties in a Tank Top of the Day


Here is some Vanessa Hudgens wet titty action for you stay at home dads and perverts who have a Dora the Explorer fetish and find yourself aroused every time the show comes on….You know her little inquisitive mind you wish was exploring your every inch…with her hand, tongue and vagina…her little hispanic body naked against yours…you fucking weirdo…but I guess there’s nothing officially criminal in lusting after animated children, and in reality I’d rather you be lusting over fake kids than real ones…but I do suggest you keep that shit to yourself if you ever want to have friends…cuz that’s the kind of fetish people will judge you for…including me…however, I don’t mind giving you some real-life, legal pussy, to feed that fetish..


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2010

01

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Looks Suburban Homeless of the Day

I don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is trying to pull off the homeless street kid look purchased at your local mall….I also don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is all that hot, but instead think she’s one of those Jojo Levesques who was only being lusted for cuz she was 17, and the day she turned 18, she became a troll of a bitch who only black guys like….

But this does remind me of this street kid by my house, unfortunately not nearly as hot as the street kid near my house. She is always half naked, showing off her skinny, hungry, drug addicted body, in a bikini top, or bra and little shorts, or a little punk rock skirt with no panties, that she intentionally positions herself to show everyone her pussy.

But maybe I just like mine better cuz I know I can have sex with her if I really wanted to shell out the 20 dollars….where as Hudgens is a little harder and living the good life for that to ever really happen…but when her free ride ends…I know the little slut in her, we’ve all seen, will make a comeback, and sometimes that’s good enough reason to keep tabs on a bitch…

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2010

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens’ See Thru Does Airport Security of the Day

I know that once Disney get their hands off this bitch, all hell is gonna break loose, because I can tell that she pushes her contractual limits as hard as she can, but isn’t an idiot willing to lose all the stupid money she gets paid for a little slutty instinct she’s got deep rooted in her core like so many girls exploited by their parents at a young age by being sold to the Disney Execs to have their way with them in exchange for a fat check, so despite her “nudes” that were leaked back when she was 17 and didn’t know about bikini waxes, but did know about SEXTING and taking the right kind of pictures for her boyfriends, just imagine where experience, not caring about what others think since we’ve all seen her shit, is gonna take this girl…..Here is a see-thru shirt, cuz she’s living on the edge, but in a few years, when Disney is done with her, and her fake relationship with a gay kid is contractually over, I know we’re talking some hardcore porn….I’m already ready for it…

Here’s a little airport porn bonus…

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2010

21

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Pretends Zac Effron isn’t Gay of the DAy

Maybe it’s just my imagination….because I tend to be semi confused…especially when drunk and hung over…but it seems like all these interbred starlets kinda look the fucking same and run the same game…cuz if you asked me who these were pictures of…I’d say Kim Kardashian back when she was just sending nude pics to her white boyfriend, before eating her ass thick, and going to the darkside filled with Sex Tapes and useless trashiness that got her her own TV show…but instead it’s just Vanessa Hudgens, flat assed and pretending her boyfriend is straight cuz that’s how Disney Contracts work…but at least she’s done the nude pics to her boyfriend like any good girl looking for purpose….even if they weren’t good enough to jerk off to cuz she’s one of those young pussies that’s better off clothed….

Either way, here she is doing her bullshit…..

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2010

08

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Isn’t Slutty of the Beach of the Day

I always hated the girls who go to the beach but aren’t confident enough to strip the fuck down. I don’t expect girls to be perfec airbrushed bodies, if anything I’m cool with the sloppy stomachs, dimples in their asses and pretty much everything else that could go wrong in a bikini as long as they are half naked…because when a bitch is half naked, I can see past their insecurities but there’s nothing hot about the bitch in her t-shirt at the public pool, or waterpark or pretty much anywhere pretending she doesn’t want to get a sunburn when really she doesn’t want us to see her stretchmarks or some shit…especially when the pussy in question is pussy we’ve all seen in self shot naked pics she took for her boyfriend before she started dating a gay for the success of their movie…it’s like she needs to seriously tap into her fucking roots and remember where her whore mixed race pussy started….this is a disgrace.

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2010

02

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

What ever happened to Vanessa Hudgens. She had a few minutes of fame, back when she wasn’t showing off her chimpmunk face but was showing off her chimpmunk pussy. Shit was fuzzier than something you’d feed in the park, but for some reason it made me want to rub my hands through it, despite knowing the Disney Execs had beat me to herand her boyfriend Efron has made her strap on and fuck him like the little bitch he is, but now she is fucking boring…Here she is at some boring bottom feeder event…wearing something as sexy as the bitches at the last funeral you went to…hardly showing off skin…putting focus on her chimpmunk face…forgetting that we’ve all seen her awkward body naked…and the whole thing is a let down…you know when I saw those pics of her leak…I believed she was ready to take the role of slutty starlet from the generation of bitches who helped built this site with their nipples and pussies over the last decade…but instead it seems like bitch has gone conservative….I am just posting this now, cuz it’s never too late to release your pussy lip to the public again…once a slut willing to get naked, always a slut willing to get naked, it will do wonders for her career and it is safe to say that we are ready for a pussy lip comeback tour…just a heads up….

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2010

24

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens is a Mess of the Day

I like to keep track of all girls who get naked and put their pictures on the internet….So here’s Vanessa Hudgens lookin like a bit of a mess. She’s got the tag still on her dress, the band aid on her leg, and the whole thing is amazing to me…not so much because she’s sloppy, but more because I know she takes nude pictures of herself and sends them to her boyfriends, something I wouldn’t require from a girl if I was in the dating scene now, and something I appreciate when boyfriends get bitter and make shit up and definitely something I don’t ask for from my wife, because we don’t need proof that shit actually exists and isn’t just bad movie make-up or a cartoon of a fat girl….but when young girls do it, especially when they are on shows designed for kids, it is totally amazing….that’s why we care what this bitch is doing…

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2010

19

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Reminds Me of Nude Scandals of the Day

There was an era when nude pics would get everyone excited about celebrities. Back when Paris and Lindsay and Britney were all showing their vaginas in various situations that made this celebrity bullshit almost entertaining to watch…it was like the scandals were actually scandalous…but then something happened where everyone stopped caring, we all got desensitized and celebrities became reality stars and accessible on Facebook and Twitter and the lovelty wore the fuck off…leaving idiots like me with sites no one cares about, with memories of the day I got a lawyers letter for posting this teenage Disney stars muff, telling war stories in bars, when everyone else has forgot the war…it’s gonna be time to move on soon…I just have no where to go….at least if I got pics of naked chicks wanting fame it’d be worth going on…but that never happens…so everyday is just a miserable reminder….RIP celebrity scandals…you don’t exist anymore and Vanessa Hudgens is our reminder of the last we care about….and here she is showing off her little slutty body, in a slutty aninmal print dress, making slutty bedroom eyes on her slutty immigrant face at an event that is probably not even worth mentioning…cuz they are all bullshit…maybe I’m just depressed that I’m not drunk right now…Let’s forget this emo shit ever happened….

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2010

08

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Struggles in Stupid Heels of the Day

I have a thing for short legged bitches wearing the most ridiculous heels to try to make their anatomy seem like it’s long and lean…It’s the only tool they have to compensate for their short comings, because there is no surgery for leg lengthening and bitches are stuck with what’s they’ve been given and there’s no hiding from that….this is the only fuckin’ way to compensate, but as time goes on and long thin legs become more and more important, it seems like the heels get higher and higher until they reach the Vanessa Hudgens level of circus performing as she struggles down the stairs and the whole thing is funny enough for me. and possibly erotic to those of you who like watching your neighbor’s teen daughters play dress up in their backyard walking down their imaginary runway in their mom’s heels all awkward and shit….she should just stick to talking pictures of her overgrown pubic hair for her boyfriends like she did last year, that was her peak….

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