I have this theory that I just made up a few days ago – involving Vanessa Hudgens and her pregnancy to the guy that they just cast to play Elvis in an already hyped story…because everyone fucking loves Elvis….and that theory is that Vanessa Hudgens is pregnant.

I am not TMZ, I don’t have the person working the lab at the hopsital or even the GYNO leaking the story…I am just a pervert and can sense when a bitch is knocked up…knowing their age, their overall bloated cunt region and that they have this small window of being able to cum in them without knocking them up since they are already knocked up…Science.

I call it African Tribal VooDoo Shit….

Now she’s out there with her hard nipple, as her tits start producing milk, and we’re all staring like perverts without remeembering that tits are nature’s buffet for babies and there’s nothing sexual in that…it’s survival of our species man…so stop cumming to / on tits….

She is best known for being early to the leaked nude selfie, showcasing her bush to the world while still working on Disney Musicals…and for that…I am a forever fan.

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Vanessa Hudgens is wearing some latex for you latex fetishists…because I know you are out there. Not because I visit latex fetish porn sites, I don’t Fet Life like that….but I do know weird party people from 20 years ago who’s weird rave drug life evolved into Latex erotica…there’s one guy I remember specifically who owned at least 4 of these Latex outfits, that he’d make the girls he was dating or fucking wear….I always found it weird that girls would go to this dude’s house and put on some latex outfit other girls had worn before them…so that he can cum on the outfit the way he wants…it was almost like the girls he brought home were just host bodies for his latex suits…either way..it was weird….but then again the girls were french Canadian and French Canadians are sluts….

Point being, this Disney Kid – Vanessa Hudgens – in a Latex outfit with her friend is for you weirdos, like the weirdo I knew…who love this shit..

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The Vanessa Hudgens fat years are over for now…she’s got a hot fit body, and a set of tits on her that she didn’t have when she was 17 and released her first set of nudes the internet went nuts over…because they were one of the first set of nude selfies to ever be leaked by a celebrity….in an era when smart phones were still rare and girls weren’t out there showing their hairy twats I loved seeing because I fucking love bush…especially back then when bush was being slaughtered and killed on every city corner with WAXING places…not that Vanessa Hudgens had much choice in her bush, she’s part Monkey and that shit grown back in a few hours like Fred Flinstone’s beard….

Point being, I’m sure she’s onto face injections and other cosmetic treatments girls are getting, but in this case I like it, cuz she always looked like a Muppet….

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Much to the disappointment of the Disney Execs who used to fuck Vanessa Hudgens when she had a job working with them, back when she was still a tween, or at least played one on TV had a birthday, and she’s 30…which is far too old for their tastes…and I guess far too old for our tastes, because 30 is the cut off, when a bitch is too old to be hot, even though we all know that is not true, we like to perpetuate that storyline to make women feel insecure with their slower metabolism, their saggier faces, because we know they were hotter 10 years earlier…

The good news with Vanessa Hudgens and her birthday is that we’ve got various nudes of her to reference as she gets older and older, not that she was ever really that hot, and was a hairy little chubby thing…but I still like being able to document a pussy as it approaches death…

I guess she’s been doing fitness because she looks better than she has in the past. I guess these girls try harder when they see the light at the end of the tunnel….their own mortality or at least the mortality of their sex appeal….

I guess this is a video she put up of herself to celebrate that magical day 6 days ago – cuz we’re current here.

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I don’t know if Vanessa Hudgens in her panties is that exciting, especially since it is photoshopped hard enough so that you can’t see her vagina, you know that good old fashioned pussy definition that is the most exciting thing about tight bikini bottoms and panties….photoshopped so hard you can’t see her carpet like pubic hair growing down to her knees…we’ve seen her pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow and know a hairy little creature wen we see it naked in leaked nudes…

But I assume it is exciting to High School musical fans who still follow the now fitter than she’s been in years…cuz of the whole panties thing.

The nice thing about perverts is that they are perverts, easy to please…the problem with perverts is how creepy and predatory they are…but I don’t have to worry about you and your cannibalism fetish you talk about with other perverts on the fetish message boards like a bunch of queers. Dudes chatting with each other about sexual fetishes, may be a sexual fetish in itself – cuz it’s straight up queer…..

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Vanessa Hudgens – Disney Kid with a propensity to getting naked on her cellular phone, having those images leaked, pretending to be humiliated by it, only to do it again a bunch of years later, because she actually fucking loved it….

I know girl, all kinds of girls, from all kinds of walks of life. I’m an old guy and I have been a friend to various girls forever, I prefer girls to guys, not just because of their breasts, but because dudes are fucking gross and hanging with the boys is queer, and what I have learned from these friendships is that 98 percent of women love sending nude pics of themselves to dudes they are into, 92 percent like posting slutty pics of themselves for strangers on instagram, and none of these girls are child stars, raised and brainwashed by Disney to be entertainers…

So you put that into the mix….and there’s not way the nudes are intentional, narcissistic, and when compared to the coffee shop girl doing it, you realize…that bitches love being seuxalized…all of them…just not by dudes they find gross..like me…

Point being, Van Hudgens in latex is a good time for her fans who either jerked off to her Disney Show or her leaked nudes while doing her Disney show..because she hasn’t got fat.

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing it…High School Musical girl got some titties on…and I am a fan, possibly because I’ve seen her leaked nudes back in 2007, before it was a thing, back when you had to beg girls to get naked, before they were just posting that shit on Reddit Gone Wild all day…then again in 2011…making her an innovator, which is pretty much the opposite of what these pop culture icons are meant to be..candy coated vapid dog shit created by a billion dollar brand…who have no souls…but who I guess like being naked on camera because they can’t be naked in their Disney Contracts…

Her tits look bigger than they used to be, I guess that happens, and I guess bikini social media content is as lovely as it has always been, even if social media rapes our souls, like they were execs at Disney putting together their plan for High School Musical…

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Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….that’s a catch phrase amongst the YOUTHS….they do hashtag #GOAT….

I realize Vanessa Hudges is hardly the greatest of all time…but she’s looking her best in this sports bra.

I just try to hype her up in my mind because she was one of the first celebs that I can remember to have some straight up leaked nude selfies…that weren’t good or posed and that featured her bush and I love bush….which was a big deal at the time.

I know Paris Hilton’s phone got hacked probably before Hudgens but Paris was a whore we a sex tape, not some Disney kid on a hit show for kids…

The straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing now but weren’t doing then. It was exciting times to be a blogger.

But now you send asshole pics to strangers just because you like your asshole…and think they should too…which takes away some of the allure and excitement…but I will never forget those glory days we were lucky to witness…

Old timers…and she’s lookin’ good.

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Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest of all time….I mean…not really…but she was one of the first celebs from some Disney shit to have leaked nudes. I guess Paris Hilton and her Sidekick hack was the original first hack…but the straight up nude to her boyfriend like all the girls are doing…but in an era when that wasn’t the norm…it took a real slut in a long distance relationship and a deep trust with the person you’re sending those pics to…

Now all girls are posting their assholes up on the instagram for everyone….like it aint a thing, cuz it aint a thing, but it was a thing, and for those of use who remember Vanessa Hudgens and her big hot bush cuz she hairy from back in the day….you’ll appreciate seeing her bikini…cuz you know what’s under it….even though she pretends it was when she was 17….even though it’s genetically and biologically impossible to have that much bush at that age..but clever angle to scare bloggers into thinking they are the same perverts writing that Millie Bobbie Brown relationship status…..

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