Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are together again in some XMas pictures because I guess like cunty catty girls who are secretly jealous of each other but pretend to love each other because that’s just how girls are….and it would be far more glorious if they were touching tongues or scissoring each other…..this XMas themed Disney shit is weak sauce for some Disney amateur pornographer and her less famous friend she should have recruited to her dark side..
Luckily,younger more eager, hasn’t given up cuz she’s just starting, tween sister Stella Does Slutty Xmas better…probably cuz she’s learned from the best…not that Vanessa Hudgens nudes were the best…but she’s far better at it than most celebs cuz shit got her noticed….you know from a time she was more eager, passionate, and committed to being hot and scandalous before throwing in her furry little towel….
Just the other day, TWEEN STELLA HUDGENS POSTED PICS OF HER FLEXBILITY AT SOME STRIPPER CLASS …that I assume they are pretending is for Fitness, despite the only time I ever saw this circus shit live was at the porn awards, performed by hard fucking core pornstar Belladonna, leading me to think it’s not quite a classy activity….but more one for those who like to get naked to get ahead…
So I guess it is only natural that Vanessa Hudgens, barely famous in her own right, squash out her baby sister’s moment of glory, by posting her rendition of the pics…sibling rivalry where she showed that she is just as flexible, in what my fantasies are calling a potentially hot sisters in group sex video that I hope this constant competitive one-upping leads to..
You know since Vanessa Hudgnes is already a solid kiddy porn producer…after realeasing some 17 year old girl bush fetish pics back when she was 17….
It is only expected that there’s more to come…and with pics like this…I anxiously await….cuz I got nothing better to do….
Sisters dressed the same like they were 5 may be appealing to some of you…but reminds me of little kids playing in the park at a birthday party….meaning it isn’t sexy…unless you factor in that they aren’t little kids…at least one of them isn’t a little kid…and the one who isn’t a little kid is trying to train and whore out the one who is a little kid….so that the one who isn’t a little kid is not the disgrace of the family for leaking nude pics to advance her career….but the one who is a little kid is for whatever whore moves she pulls to stand out from her family’s expectations…and the whole thing is confusing….unless you understand the dynamic of older whore sisters training younger sisters to be bigger whores than they are…you know cuz they paved the way for them….cuz I am pretty sure that’s what is going on here and the parents don’t care….cuz they are getting paid…..
If this post made no sense…I just want you to know it makes perfect sense to me.
Vanessa Hudgens is strategic as fuck…she knew her pole dancing in her lingerie for some Nic Cage movie was gonna drop, so she strategically positioned her pantyless ass to get her skirt blown up in pictures, you know for an extra push…..because whoring is something she’s been doing since she’s been 12….and whoring on the internet is something she’s been doing since she was 17…I’ve seen the pics…and I’m sure you have too…
Vanessa Hudgens is re-inventing herself from the useless Disney Pawn who probably had to suck dick to get the job and more importantly who probably got paid 12 dollars a day at the job, cuz Disney’s currentcy is giving kids the chance at being famous, getting them fans, but once they hit a certain age, it is up to them to figure out the whore they need to take…whether it is posting nude pics of some 5 o’clock shadow pussy, or doing this hustle, working a half naked stripper she could have become if her parents didn’t decide to rob her of her childhood instead….and although she’s got a little pudge, seeing her working the pole feels like home….
I don’t know how I feel about these Vanessa Hudgens going to the gym in gym clothes pics….because they fall into the category of girls who are going to the gym cuz they need to be at the gym cuz if they weren’t at the gym they’d just being getting fatter than they already are….you know put her in some loose fitting jogging pants until the working out starts to pay off….
That’s not to say Vanessa Hudgens is an official Pudgens….I mean she’s obviously not obese….she does bikini movies and shit…
It is to say that she’s got a pretty shitty ass, even in pants that normally make shitty asses worth starting at by grabbing all the shitty parts of the ass, and squeezing them into an ass that looks like you can chip your tooth on….
It is to say that she needs to be at the gym….like she needed to be at the waxer prior to her underage nude pics years ago…
This Springbreakers movie is kinda ridiculous, but not as ridiculous as the fact that I know it exists….because I am a grown man, and knowing the whereabouts and doings Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and some other girl with fake tits is pretty pathetic…but knowing the name and plotline of a movie just filmed is even worse…but the reality is that they sucked me in with young girls in bikinis and the marketing team continues to release these pics to keep it in our minds that these sluts will be in a movie, in bikinis…and I guess I’ll be there opening night…cuz I’ve loved every single one of these bikini pics….not so much because of the girls in the pics but because of the bikinis on the girls….
I think the Springbreakers is going to be my favorite movie of all time….but that could just be their marketing brain washing me with bikinis on young bodies being rebellious…..you know from papaprazzi pics to magazine spreads….I can’t help but get hooked on it….I’m such a consumer like that….throw some titties at me and I’m yours….girls….I’m talking to you…..
Here is a fascinating vdeo of Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend whoring out for the paparazzi….with each other…making out in public like bitch isn’t semi famous….and like this won’t draw attention to them by the immigrant leeches that make up the paparazzi…sitting around all night for the opportunity to snap a pic of anyone from Phoebe Price to Shauna Sand to make a fucking dollar…..like she couldn’t have done this at home…in her backyard…on vacation….it was intentional…like her nude pics…and for that I give her a high five the day after national high five day…because I love little sluts…who like attention via sexuality….it’s 98 percent of the reason I hang out in the park after school….the other 2 percent of the reason is my love of masturbation in the grass dogs piss and shit on or on public benches old ladies feed pigeons from….
Coachella happened this weekend, for those of you who don’t know shit about hipster bullshit that makes you cool, because in the grand scheme of things it really doesn’t matter whether you are cool or not, especially since being a hipster is more mainstream than Ed Hardy or any of the shit that they are against, because hipster is the new preppy bullshit….thanks to the internet….cuz now people can be more artistic, obscure, informed about issues, socially conscious, while wearing the latest skinny jeans…..you seee what I’m getting at here….Hipsters don’t exist…they are just apple and designer clothes consuming try hards….
That said, Coachella reaches all these idiots as a place they need to be to see all kinds of bands in some festival that I wouldn’t go to unless I could arrive and leave by helicopter, only to spend my nights in a 5 star hotel, where during the day I hang backstage and get drunk with bitches like Vanessa Hudgens on groupies trying to fuck bands….making them sit on my lap…..otherwise it’s dirty hipster even though hipsters don’t exist….nightmare….
So with all music festivals, people get fucked up….and these pics of Vanessa Hudgens surfaced of her sucking on her finger filled with some white powder I assume is Icing Sugar cuz she’s pudgy, but that could be anyting for YAY to MDMA to who gives a fuck she’s squatting in short skirt and I wanna fuck those thigh highs off her hairy little legs….
And based on this video of her with her boyfriend…that was probably easy to do this weekend….that horny little monkey person…..probably on MDMA….taking int he sounds of every band marketed to the “Indy” scene that’s so indy it is making people billionaires….the idiots have to flock to and endorse something….sheep pretending not to be sheep are still sheep….
