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2014

06

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Mom Shows You Stage Mom-ing of the Day

If you know anything about child stars, it is that they all have Stage Moms, who wanted to be stars on their own, but never too the chance for whatever reason…

So when their narcissistic vaginas shat out something cute enough to monetize and live out the dream…they took the first bus to Hollywood to make it happen…

So seeing Vanessa Hudgens fun looking Filipino type momma doing her dance she probably always knew, is a lot of fun on the surface, but beneath the surface it screams that she wishes she was Vanessa Hudgens, but at least she made Vanessa Hudgnes….and I love stage moms…but not the ones who have made it already, the ones who need to suck dick to try to make it….they are the eager ones…

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2014

29

May

Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweat Stains of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is a dirty little girl…

I’m not just saying that because of her skin color that’s an ashy kind of obscure ethnic that looks like she’s rolled around in the mud a little…but not too much…

I’m not just saying that because I saw her pudgy little body all hairy and naked at 17…or because I saw her pudgy little body in a bikini having some threesome in attempts to rebrand herself in Spring Breakers…I’m not even saying it because she used to fuck Zac Effron up the ass with a strap on when they were forced to date for marketing…

I’m saying it because she posted a picture of her sweat stains, which is far less offensive than her posing a picture of her shit smeared toilet…or her period stained Lena Dunham panties…but still just dirty enough for me to want to sniff and/or lick whatever this post fitness, sweaty vagina with matted pubic hair she can’t maintain because it’s a hormonal thing…up…

Either way, this is weird and erotic.

The older I get, the more I like my girls filthy…literally.

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2014

22

May

Vanessa Hugens Shows Off her “Abs” of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted an inspiration fitness picture for all her fans, you know one of those pictures to show off all the hard work that she’s put into her fitness, one that is captioned with something like “Here are my ABs, All the Hardwork is paying off”…even though I don’t really think I am looking at abs, but more make-up shading, or maybe some sculpting from the Ab Hancer….

No matter what Vanessa Hudgens does, she’ll always be a doughy little chipmunk getting naked at 17, rocking’ some five o’clock shadow bush to me…not matter how ripped she thinks she gets…

Here she is in LEGGINGS LOOKING DOUGHY LEAVING THE GYM BEFORE SHE TOOK HER LAXATIVES TO LEAN UP

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2014

21

May

Vanessa Hudgens Posts the Hottest Bikini Pic Ever of the Day

It’s safe to say that this is the hottest Vanessa Hudgens has ever looked in a bikini, far hotter than when she was spilling out of her bikini in all the wrong ways during Spring Breakers…it’s like get that proper lighting and paddle out two fucking miles so that your iPhone only sees a silhouette of what is…because that is how she looks best….

Here she is in tight leggings Click Here

Here she is in bikini Click Her

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2014

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens an Ashley Tisdale Bikini Bachelorette Party the Day

Ashley Tisdale is getting married. She had her Bachelorette Party on a Yacht.

I am going to assume it is for her boyfriend’s Green Card, since he’s from the UK, and she’s busted, but maybe it’s actual marriage, since she was pushing 30 back when she was on High School Musical, what must be 10 years ago, and her biological clock must be ticking, not that any sane person who wasn’t looking for a Green Card would really listen…

You see, Ashley Tisdale has a busted up face, and the only thing that was saving her, was that she was addicted to fitness and had a great body, but even staring at her ass, the only position I assume her boyfriend, assuming he’s not gay fucks her in, she’s looking’ pretty dumpy…like so many mom’s who trap their man with a hot body before they settle down and devote their life to cake before her…

I guess it’s not too late for any of these tricks, even though they are all old now…they are still in bikinis celebrating and I guess that is more important than not being in bikinis….


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Here’s their FR-ENEMY Ashley Benson, who is actually seeing success, in her Behind the Scenes Video of the Day to celebrate not being invited to this sham wedding’s bachelorette party…


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2014

13

May

Vanessa Hudgens VS Creeper of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted this picture of her sniffing flowers…and it turns out my new fetish is sniffing flowers. Not because I find Vanessa Hudgens hot, but I like any bullshit reason or excuse to get a girl face down/ass up….clothed or not…just doesn’t matter as long as it happens…and based no the guy in the background..I am going to assume I am not the only one…

The highlight of Vanessa Hudgens career to date was when she leaked nude pics with a rocking’ bush. Only to pretend they were shot when she was 17, in efforts to make the internet erase them, even thought the internet never really forgets…it was a glimpse into her true colors of a Disney girl who’s mom taught at a young age, you suck dick for your dreams bitch…

I’m sure she likes to think Springbreakers was the peak, you know some Ashley Benson lesbian sex with James Franco…but she was dumpy as fuck when they shot that…but this, dumpy or not is pretty good, and like the dude in the background, I’m just gonna stare, even though I don’t give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens.

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2014

10

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Worst Workout Gear Ever of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is not really known for being the hottest Disney girl ever. If anything she’s a dumpy, lazy, pile of shit of a girl, who every once in a while, leans up, and showers, maybe even grooms and dresses up to look good…but for the most part she’s just a slob with too much money and too little talent to justify that money..

I figure what better way to start the week than to post some pics of her going to Yoga or the gym, in the worst possible fat guy outfit ever, in efforts to inspire you to never go to the gym, because I need you rotting away with me here…

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2014

28

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens is a Mermaid of the Day

Hairty little troll Vanessa Hudgens shaved down and slipped into some used mermaid costume some charity called Project Mermaids that is trying to save ocean side villages or some shit…which I guess is a good cause…but I think is more of some pervert’s excuse to make mermaid fetish videos and photoshoots for his masturbation…

It happened in July, but they posted this to instagram the other day so I’ll just roll with it…it’s for a good cause…and weirdos with mermaid fetishes…

Here is a behind the scenes video…

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2014

29

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

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