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2013

26

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and her Dad of the Day

I guess this is a picture Vanessa Hudgens posted last week on instagram of her and her father. I’ve seen this bitch naked, I can see the resemblance…it’s uncanny.

As a stepfather, who never wants kids of his own, I still respect the happiness in a girl’s face when she is with her dad, to every girl he is her hero, her first love and that bond is one that no one can really break, unless of course he’s a molester in which case she probably wouldn’t be hugging him and as happy with him as possible, but then again, his selling her to the entertainment industry has worked ok for her..

Either way, here’s the little Monkey and her dad…so cute.

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2013

20

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene In Bikinis of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene were shipped off the Bali to learn how to surf for some Oakley bullshit, and someone posted this picture of them on a boat, Ashley Greene’s “virginal” Jonas Brothers ass, that is hardly virginal, but is rather Florida trash that bangs out or bangs up the ladder, all strategically to matter enough that companies like Oakley get her awesome free surf trips….and Vanessa Hudgens’ seemingly ripped stomach that can’t be real since she’s generally chubby as fuck, but maybe I’m just not used to seeing her shaved down…

All this say, who cares…seriously…why do I even know these twats exist…


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2013

14

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens in some Panty Photoshoot of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is modelling in her underwear….and I can’t see past the fact that she looks like a hairy little monkey…even when half naked…I am happy that she’s taken the time to shave herself down, unlike the time when she took nude pics when she was 17 for the internet…

It’s nice to see how much she’s grown and progressed as a useless Disney Starlet into this….whatever this may be…

Who cares.

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2013

28

May

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Mock Memorial Day in their Bikinis of the Day

Oh look it’s like reliving the glory days of Spring Breakers only Vanessa Hudgens was smart enough to hide her fat ass and bring her ugly face, hot bodied friend along, who didn’t get the part in the movie, felt left out cuz she has a hotter body than all four of the bitches who were recruited for it, until seeing the movie and realizing it was the fucking worst….

Only this time with more mocking of the Soldiers on Memorial Day….little entitled twats who never fought for your country, salute like they did, in their cushy homes by the pool, like it is some kind of joke, I’d be offended if I actually cared that they are doing this, I just had nothing else to say about these girls and this pic….I mean I’m a grown man, why am I posting this shit anyway?

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2013

27

May

Vanessa Hudgens is a Horrible Raver of the Day

I went to some crackhead rave shit, or something I thought was going to be crackhead rave shit, because I haven’t gone to a rave since the late 90s, when shit was fucking crackhead, but now it’s all mainstream. It’s like electronic music is top 40, and it was the equivalent of going to one of those mainstream clubs filled with 9-5ers back in the day, only now they were raging, dressed up like this, in sunglasses and wigs, with GOGO dancers and the whole thing was almost like a bad halloween office party, only it was just their Saturday night.

So I’m not too surprised to see Vanessa Hudgens “Dub Stepping” in her stupid outfit, I’m just surprised she’s not taking nude pics of herself for attention, but I guess there’s no point in doing that anymore, since she’s not 17.

I do appreciate that she’s covering her fat ass with her sweatshirt as girls who are insecure about their bodies do. It’s a good sign.

This is convenient, since Vanessa Hudgnes is a clown bitch…

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2013

06

May

Vanessa Hudgens Shitty Pantyflash of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is probably going into remission, but not in a “I don’t have cancer” kind of way, but in a “No one is paying attention to me now that they saw my fat ass in Spring Breakers and realized it didn’t give me any credibility as an actress, and that they could have replaced me with a fucking hooker, stripper, whatever, because it require no actual skill”….

You know a little aftershock, missing all the attention, state of depressions, but luckily, she has panty flashes, even if they are weird panty flashes, and even if that is tame for her considering she is the girl who released nudes at 17, it’s still a “look at me, I’m still here and I wear underwear”….situation, I am willing to notice.


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2013

03

May

Vanessa Hudgens Dumpy Leggings Ass of the Day

Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens.

Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense.

This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation….

This shit is just weird.

Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To

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2013

19

Apr

Vanessa Pudgens Workout Picture of the Day

The thing about fat chicks, is that they are the fucking worst, across the board, the worst.

I mean, with any horrible entity that exists there is some good. Like if you’re a restaurant owner, or a bakery owner, or really if you do anything that has to do with food, you want to cater to the fat chicks, because they are good eating customers, except when they are on fad diets. As a pervert with no standards, sometimes you might want to be nice to a fat girl, because you will get laid out of it that night, when you need it, because fat chicks, like you, take what they can get.

But the overall lazy, obnoxious to compensate for being unattractive, attitude these fat chicks have, coupled with looking really unattractive, overrides any good they have.

I was standing outside a bar last night and some fat girl who was trying to hide her fat with big cleavage and loose fitting shirts was complaining about a dude smelling like shit – in typical fat chick form – loud and obnoxiou.

So i interjected and said ‘are you sure you arent just smelling your own ass from all that eating. Or maybe it’s just your lonely and sad twat’s tears.

To which her boyfriend for the night, a guy who was playing hero to get a blowjob, went into tough guy mode and told me I wasn’t funny – which leads us to a philosophical question of what is funny and who is an authority on it. because I find nothing the general public find funny, and anything that has to do with the smell of vagina tears, is hysterical to me….

That said, I saw Spring Breakers, Vanessa Pudgens’ belly hung over her bikini, it was disgusting, and here she is trying to do something about it.

Here she is working out, cuz she needs it.

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2013

18

Apr

Vanessa Pudgens Working Out of the Day

I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially.

I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body.

I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world.

But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her.


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2013

15

Apr

Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting.

In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out

But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig.

She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us.


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2013

04

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnes and Ashley Tisdale Hide Their Faces Together of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks.

Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype.

Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares.


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2013

02

Apr

Vanessa Hudgnen’s $$$EX of the Day

So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini.

That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles.

Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad.

Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.

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2013

28

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Some Bra of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is showing off some of her bra….pretty tame for a slut trying to get ahead for being a slut. A slut who made headlines for leaking nude pics of herself that were apparently for some boyfriend at the time but who we all know were for the press. A set of nude pics her people said were shot pre-18, making sites scared of being charged with kiddie porn, when really she shoulda been the one charged for kiddie porn for producing it. More importantly she should have shaved her fucking bush in the shit, because unlike me, the general public hates bush, and in trying to market yourself properly as a slut, you need to adapt to their needs and what it all comes down to is that Vanessa Hudgens is a fucking disappointment.


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2013

25

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens High School Musical Song $$$ex of the Day

This is horrible.

I guess part of the Vanessa Hudgens contract with Spring Breakers was that she’d show her little pudgy body naked, even though she’s been naked in pictures before, if they let her have the theme song, that turns out to be a huge pile of shit, not that you’d expect anything more from a low level, Disney High School Musical star, that grew up so disconnected from what is good, that all she knows is brought to her by executives with contracts in hand.

But I’m posting it anyway.You know, cuz she’s so edgy and inspiring. Breaking down walls and innovating with the same recycled shit we’ve heard before.

Keep trying pudgens.

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2013

21

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Dances for Leno of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens did a horrible interview for Jay Leno because Jay Leno is horrible, and I guess so is Vanessea Hudgens, but luckily she saved it when she brought out her Booty Pop Dance for Leno….showing her little belly in a tight, lookin’ awkward, and sounding annoying as fuck/

Sure she’s not, Miley Twerking for the Hip Hop Community , but she’s trying.

Not to mention, she’s also going through some over-exposure, which doesn’t really bother me, cuz she’ young enough for me to not hate her and accept her overly bubbly optimism….while knowing when the cameras are off she’s a cunt who bosses everyone around her around, cuz that’s what happens when you become the bread winner for the family at 12.

Who cares right. I know…watch the video

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