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2014

29

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks on Sway in the Morning of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be some mixed race pile of confusing…I mean sometimes I see her and wonder if she’s even human, or some hybrid hairy monkey they made in a Disney Lab…a Disney Lab where she didn’t learn how to twerk, but did learn all about child molestation by Disney Execs…whether sexual or just exploiting her for cheap labor…it’s all the fucking same…but more importantly, Vanessa Hudgens may be some chubby, weird body in weird nudes girl who probably shouldn’t matter…but for some reason, a reason called never actually listening to an interview with her, I really liked her trying to Twerk on Sway in the morning, I found it pretty redeeming and cute and I guess that makes me a Vanessa Hudgens fan…all over again… I feel like its the day she released her nude pics to the internet to break free from Disney all over again…

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2014

24

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens in NYLON Of the Day

Hairy little Disney Troll who you may not really understand why she gets work, unless you’re a producer and figure she’s been trained by Disney, she’s used to working for free and sucking dick to be the chosen one amongst many…all while new girls ware way bigger risks…who you may remember from leaking nude pics of her unshaven self, that would have been hot to a bush lover like me, if I knew that that wasn’t her troll pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow…because that’s how life is for hairy little monkeys like Vanessa Hudgens..

Well she’s in this issue of Nylon, hipster mag turned tween girl mag, and she looks good enough for me…but then again so does most average at best things…I mean so does most rotting mouth, obese yet eager things…I am a pretty easy audience…

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2014

22

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Optical Illusion Bikini Pic of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is one of those teen stars who didn’t make much because her mom took anything she did make…and her producers told her countless other girls would do her job for free…so she turned teen nude mirror selfie taking chick…long before nude selfies or selfies in general became mainstream…making her a bit of an innovator…but really because narcissistic cunts who love themselves despite their hairy little awkward bodies…have ben taking selfies forever…since the fucking advent of the camera…

That said, this pic is her in a bikini, where she doesn’t just use an instagram filter on the pics to make her look better than she did when she was producing erotica, this bitch gets shot underwater, where if you’ve ever been underwater you will know, depth perception and shapes get fucking blurry…making her a hazy version of her pudgy self…and with bikini tops comes great joy…no matter who is wearing them…so I’ll still stare…

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2014

09

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Photoshopped for Bongo Jeans

Vanessa Hudgens is generally fat…but she tries to not be fat by working out and and with the help of photoshop and Bongo Jeans…she manages to look like some long lean model….

Sure, I am having a hard time thinking her little troll body, looks like this when it is done up, I saw Spring Breakers and I am not buying this…but I’ll still post it cuz I am oddly attracted to her.

I blame her underage pics of her hairy pussy for that. Soemthing her team tried to get me arrested for posting…even though I wasn’t the one who took it…

I guess that is our bond…that she treated me like a man who molested her all in efforts of a publicity stunt.

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2013

10

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Bikinis from a Distance of the Day

We call this “I’m too fat for people to see me from up close”…selfie that I probably photoshopped and didn’t actually selfie but rather had someone take of me…who I kept instructing to move further and further back to ensure getting in the scenery while making her imperfections…and she’s got a lot of them…seem non existent.

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2013

27

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Ass for Marie Claire of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may have been fat and half naked in Spring Breakers while re-inventing her career from being a Disney molested kid raped by the industry and the execs hard enough that she knew how to take and leak nudes of her and her hairy little chipmunk vagina to the internet in protest…

You know, the talk of the industry for a few days last year…after being the talk of the industry for a few years after the nudes were leaked…

But now that it’s all said and done, she’s gotta master her hustle and figure out where to go, and luckily that involves this GIF made from the behind the scenes of some shoot in September…where she’s on her stomach, the position you want any chubby girl you’re fucking to be in, so that you don’t have to look at the wrinkle in time that is her belly..

Hot GIF…

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2013

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Bad Twerking in Shorts Pics of the Day

Yesterday, I posted this Vanessa Hudgens Twerking with her EDM club act that she dropped after she was fat on Spring Breakers…and today the pictures dropped…showcasing that she’s a little tighter bodied…than she was this time last year and that’s a good thing ,but the pantyline…. but more importantly, the airy little treasure trail on her stomach…that you know leads to the squirrel in her pants..reminds us that she’s better in cell phone videos at her events like the nude cell phone pics she took at 17 showcasing her hairy little body…and not in HD….

You see, I like a hairy pussy more than any other pussy because it has more personality…but this shit is just gross…

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2013

25

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Twerks of the Day

Like every single girl under 40…Vanessa Hudgens is twerking…only unlike every girl…she’s doing while performing shitty dance songs at night clubs in Los Angeles….

She also does it to Bubble Butt like all the college girls…and it’d be more interesting if she was 10 pounds lighter, naked at 17, braiding her thick Disney Bush…

I guess this is just evidence that rave culture is dead, it’s gone Hollywood, mainstream, and fucking shitty….but booty shaking will live forever…even when it’s done shitty…I mean she’s under 25….my grandmother could twerk better than this and she’s dead as fuck…

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2013

16

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens is Still Pudgens of the Day

I have seen Vanessa Hudgens grow up from a 17 year old hairy pussy in some nude pics I am convinced she leaked in efforts to break free from the mouse ear empire that made her and pave the way as a legit actress who gets naked but more importantly…that doesn’t shave her pussy…into a chubby threesome rocking bikini clad bitch in Springbreakers, who I may have hated the entire time, and who I may have been disgusted by her pudge or her comfort level in being in a bikini despite her pudge, even if she is and forever will be Vanessa Pudgens,..a portly body we’ve come to accept…

She’s’ out in shorts showing belly and I’m posting it…because that is what she’s all about…embracing the fat…

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