Sometimes leggings fail us. Here is Vanessa Hudgens demonstrating when that happens.
Her bumpy, sock full of marbles looking ass in a pair of workout pants, that look like she shat herself, or is in a diaper, or wearing a 1930s menstrual belt, makes absolutely no sense.
This must be some kind of candid camera prank or some shit, because I’ve seen dumpy fat chicks, far fatter and more dumpy than Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings, and they squeezed there shit into a nice and smooth formation….
This shit is just weird.
Here’s a Vanessa Hudgens Music Video to Kill Yourself To
The thing about fat chicks, is that they are the fucking worst, across the board, the worst.
I mean, with any horrible entity that exists there is some good. Like if you’re a restaurant owner, or a bakery owner, or really if you do anything that has to do with food, you want to cater to the fat chicks, because they are good eating customers, except when they are on fad diets. As a pervert with no standards, sometimes you might want to be nice to a fat girl, because you will get laid out of it that night, when you need it, because fat chicks, like you, take what they can get.
But the overall lazy, obnoxious to compensate for being unattractive, attitude these fat chicks have, coupled with looking really unattractive, overrides any good they have.
I was standing outside a bar last night and some fat girl who was trying to hide her fat with big cleavage and loose fitting shirts was complaining about a dude smelling like shit – in typical fat chick form – loud and obnoxiou.
So i interjected and said ‘are you sure you arent just smelling your own ass from all that eating. Or maybe it’s just your lonely and sad twat’s tears.
To which her boyfriend for the night, a guy who was playing hero to get a blowjob, went into tough guy mode and told me I wasn’t funny – which leads us to a philosophical question of what is funny and who is an authority on it. because I find nothing the general public find funny, and anything that has to do with the smell of vagina tears, is hysterical to me….
That said, I saw Spring Breakers, Vanessa Pudgens’ belly hung over her bikini, it was disgusting, and here she is trying to do something about it.
I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially.
I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body.
I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world.
But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her.
I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting.
In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out
But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig.
She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us.
Vanessa Hudgens is some identity crisis who doesn’t really know what the fuck she is doing, or where she is going. She was puppet mastered by her mom as a kid, and has since gone through a series of WTF is she doing, from nude pics, to more recently getting into a bikini without going on a diet first in Spring Breakers, to this, following Ashley Tisdale’s face covering, cuz Tisdale has a bad face, thanks to botched surgery, while Hudgens should be taking advantage of the opportunity to be the hot one by association….you know like all those hot chicks next to fat chicks at the bar, who aren’t that hot when pulled from the fat chicks.
Either way, who knows why she’s participating, probably to prove she’s still her friend and high school musical sister, after ditching the botched face for her Spring Breakers hype.
Useless girls in hollywood, making too much money, hiding their faces, who cares.
So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini.
That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles.
Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad.
Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.
Vanessa Hudgens is showing off some of her bra….pretty tame for a slut trying to get ahead for being a slut. A slut who made headlines for leaking nude pics of herself that were apparently for some boyfriend at the time but who we all know were for the press. A set of nude pics her people said were shot pre-18, making sites scared of being charged with kiddie porn, when really she shoulda been the one charged for kiddie porn for producing it. More importantly she should have shaved her fucking bush in the shit, because unlike me, the general public hates bush, and in trying to market yourself properly as a slut, you need to adapt to their needs and what it all comes down to is that Vanessa Hudgens is a fucking disappointment.
I guess part of the Vanessa Hudgens contract with Spring Breakers was that she’d show her little pudgy body naked, even though she’s been naked in pictures before, if they let her have the theme song, that turns out to be a huge pile of shit, not that you’d expect anything more from a low level, Disney High School Musical star, that grew up so disconnected from what is good, that all she knows is brought to her by executives with contracts in hand.
But I’m posting it anyway.You know, cuz she’s so edgy and inspiring. Breaking down walls and innovating with the same recycled shit we’ve heard before.
Vanessa Hudgens did a horrible interview for Jay Leno because Jay Leno is horrible, and I guess so is Vanessea Hudgens, but luckily she saved it when she brought out her Booty Pop Dance for Leno….showing her little belly in a tight, lookin’ awkward, and sounding annoying as fuck/
Not to mention, she’s also going through some over-exposure, which doesn’t really bother me, cuz she’ young enough for me to not hate her and accept her overly bubbly optimism….while knowing when the cameras are off she’s a cunt who bosses everyone around her around, cuz that’s what happens when you become the bread winner for the family at 12.
Vanessa Hudgens is a bit of an idiot, at least when listening to her in her interview.
Partially because she said:
I don’t know nothin’ about him
Reminding us that her childhood and education was robbed of her in exchange for Walt Disney’s pedophile talent pool party.
But that doesn’t bother me, half the girls I have sex with or masturbate to, can’t speak english and none of them are starring in a movie where they are in their bikinis and have a threesome with some other child star named Ashley Benson….all naked and shit like this was a few years ago and on her camera phone that she leaked to the media to help change her image.
I am into the direction her career is taking, but really, I saw this coming.
I am not into listen to her in interviews, because she’s a little speedy and annoying, excitable and draining..like a little dancing monkey, but I’ll post it anyway cuz she’s wearing a jump suit her titties hanging out of.
Vanessa Hudgens is bending over in her Pilates class some creep took pics of through the window….a creep we can assume her PR people hired…because they are re-inventing her and the better she does, the better they all do….and I’m glad they did this…because a fit girl is a girl I like to look at…especially when bending over in spandex at angles where I can kinda make out her pussy…unless that’s just her bush…cuz she’s a hairy little thing…at least based on her self shot nudes….
Spring Breakers just dropped and it is Spring Break….so we can all assume that Vanessa Hudgens wants to look her best so that all this press works the way it is supposed to…and that she can become the adult star in adult roles she wants to be…and while she’s workin on that…I’ll just keep staring…
The two little pop tart monkeys straight from the Disney Lot…where their Corporate Sponsored Cola was laced with Peter Pan hormone suppressants that allow them to stay youthful and hirable as long as the show must go on….as collective breaking free from the oppressive mouse ears…the red-short chains….that define them thanks to their parents selling them off as kids….and are now paving their own way as scandalous little party sluts….together….because if they are in it together…they feel less guilt and fear of the half naked unknown….you see both have tried to take on the world independently….both had sex with gays….one released nudes…the other pretended she was hip hop…but together…they are hot like fire…..fire in their mother land of Spain…on TV…making shit explode….as I wait for the lesbian sex tape to be released….cuz I know they are working on one…..
Vanessa Hudgens is on her promo tour for Springbreakers, which she is probably hoping will be a careeer changer for her, giving her more opportunity to work in more edgy, serious, exciting, naked roles….cuz being some Disney High School Musical tart is hard to live down…even after releasing underage nude pics…the world felt she was victimized….cuz that’s how her handlers handled it….instead of grasping that it was nothing more than a call for attention….to say…I’ don’t have mouse ears for a vagina…sure it’s a fuzzy little thing that looks like it could be a rodent…but it’s not….it’s slutty and it is mine…pay attention to me….
Here she is in Cosmo or some other magazine…showing some cleavage and dry humping whatever it is she’s dry humping and she looks pretty fucking awesome to me….I’m a fan of this kind of behavior…
Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years….
I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.
I don’t know if it is racism, or just not caring, when it comes to trying to differentiate Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…because as far as I’m concerned they are virtually the same thing….the token ethnic looking girl….who battles with her weight….and does whatever it takes for publicity, whether it is dating a gay pop star or dating a gay costar….or taking nude pics at 17 of your bush that you shaved earlier that day but it grows back so fast with the whole being a fucking monkey thing…
Now they are both collectively trying to re-invent themselves, together, doing Harmony Korine smut, and I guess these pics are from the wild and crazy life of a poptart promotional tour….who cares….just look a how they pose though….