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2011

02

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Bra of the Day

Here’s dumpy part time self-shot porn peddler, part time actor, part time lesbian, part time front to a gay guy for media attention cuz she was owned by Disney, Vanessa Hudgens….and she’s wearing workout gear which I assume is in response to all the teasing and renaming of her to Vanessa Pudgens, cuz you know she reads my site, at least her legal team does, cuz they always email me such nicely writen threats that I intrepret as love letters and poetry to praise our relationship….cuz that’ real love….but then again I drink alot, I’m confused, and often times dillusional…FUN.

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2011

01

Sep

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Pudge of the Day

Here are some pictures hiding her stomach that I was sure she was doing on purpose because she got all fat and uninteresting…..all turned into a lesbian who is petitioning lesbian marriages and lesbian babies and there’s nothing wrong with that…I just don’t really wanna fuck that….but then I saw these pics of her Showeing her Midriff and I realized I’m wrong about her….she’s just a big question mark…oh the mystery of a girl who was once 17 and taking naked pics of her unshaved pussy for attention…after dating a gay dude and working for Disney….So many layers to Pudgens and I’m not just talking about her belly fat…BOOM.

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2011

23

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Hiding Her Chubby Body of the Day

When I was a little kid in Mexican orphanage, I used to sleep in a similar shirt…it provided the priest with easy access, although it was hardly flattering to my body…no homo.

It is safe to say, that’s exactly why this Vanessa Hudgens, recently fat, child pornographer for attention, only to turn on those giving her attention, but making us all criminals for looking at her nude pics…..because she doesn’t want the world knowing just how pig she’s turned…and the truth is who cares how soft she is, cuz I’ll always have a soft spot for her, as it takes a very special teenager, to take nude pics of herself as a masturbation aide to whoever she happens to be learning her sexuality with…cuz that generally leads to an early twenties pervese, sexually charged, period of experimentation she doesn’t mind sharing with us…unless of course she regrets those younger slut moments and turns prude on us…in which case…just be happy she’s given us what she has, in a time when she looked her best and not in a time when she looks like this…

Here are the pics of her doing nothing important.

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2011

02

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Dyke Hair of the Day

I don’t know why Vanessa Hudgens is getting so much attention from me lately….I usually hate dykes and obviously by default hate dyke hair…but I guess these girls are the good kind of dyke that you’d want to watch experimenting with each other, you know learning how to make each other cum, with both their hands, fingers, mouths, and even feet….all licking and ssucking and kissing and tasting each other before flipping over into a lesbian scissor kick of pussy grinding….cuz there’s something about lipstick lesbians who have already leaked topless pics of them making out with other chicks when they were 17 that’s a hell of a lot better than dick hating, construction boot wearing, militant biker lesbians ready to arm wrestle you only to end up raping up with a beer bottle like the bitch she thinks you are…sure both make you cum…but one’s gentler, softer and far more lovely….

THis post is not to say hudgens is a dyke, she might as well could be, but it is to say her hair sure as fuck is….

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2011

01

Aug

Vanessa Pudgens Buys Booze of the Day

Just when I thought it was all over for Vanessa Pudgens, you know all fat, shaved head, dykey but lookin’ kinda pregnant, in some sort of alternative, “I was born this way” lady gaga inspired cuz that’s mainstream thought, like I was following Rosie O’Donnell cuz I was molested as a kid by Disney so I denounced dick and figure lesbians can have kids too….we can even go on a cruise where no one will judge us about the shit…she comes out with pics like this…

You know, in a wig, in a halter top, with a friend in a bikini, with crazy decorations on her face like it was a christmas tree, or target practice for perverts like me to shoot our cum at, but more importantly, she’s buying booze…

And as a drunk, seeing bitches buy booze, no matter how deadbeat, used up, damaged, or disgusting they are…is fucking porn to me…cuz there’s just something about booze….you know…

Here’s her crazy dot and feather indian unite inspired outfit…..

Here she is with a litle cleavage in her dyke hair …

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2011

27

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Pumping Gas of the Day

Here’s a probably pregnant Vanessa Hudgens pumping her own gas like some kind of migrant worker…..and not like a Disney star…or lady who takes nude pics of herself she is….but I guess to some people this is porn…so she’s keeping up with that…cuz it is her deal….

Watching girls pump gas is a fetish for some old timers who remember a time when there were no self serve stations and the idea of a babe on the pump was things for the porno films…cuz it just never happened…you were usually faced with some grease monkey mule with big dirty hands leaving oil stains on your change….at least that’s what my friend who specifically moved into a shitty apartment next to the gas station and set up a telescope for masturbation purposes tells me…It’s all the bending, reaching, getting dirty, working that takes him far away from a place where women were useless and everything but housework and blowjobs….

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2011

26

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens…The Pudge Continues with Her Not So Pudgy Sister of the Day

Is this bitch pregnant? Cuz she’s in maternity clothes and she looks like she’s gained a bunch of weight….She also has a hispanic look to her and they are all catholic and shit and don’t do the whole birth control, including and most importantly my favorite method we call abortion…

But at least she’s got a younger sister named Stella to make her worth looking at in a sister threesome fantasy for you freks…

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2011

25

Jul

Vanessa Pudgens Bike Fetish Continues of the Day

These Vanessa Hudgens bike pics are kinda hot considering I spend almost every night sniffing bikes looking for a ripe seat…you know one ridden hard by a bitch with a really tart smelling pussy…you know that really thick sweat, unkempt pussy smell….shit that reminds you of eating pussy in the 80s, back when pubic hair kept that scent in, so potent it stays on the seat hours after the girl has locked her shit to the lamp post, cuz I’ve learned first hand it’s way better to sniff seats at 4 am, when foot traffic, car traffic and bike owner traffic is at its lowest….

Here she is riding hard enough for my liking…but I prefer when she’s taking nude pics of her whore self….

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2011

20

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bike Fetish of the Day

Keep on biking, because soon they’ll be calling you Vanessa PUDGEson….instead of the nickname she got when dating Zach Efron, Vanessa FUDGEPACKERson…..cuz bitch looks like she’s getting fat…more than she looks like she straps on 10 inch black dildos to fuck her bitch fake boyfriends she’s only pretending to date thanks to a marketing commitment to a project they worked on…a project that was clearly not staying fit…cuz if it was maybe she wouldn’t be so thick…

See despite what the fat chick I had an argument with yesterday thinks, fat hookers do not charge by the pound, meaning they don’t get paid a premium because they have more woman flesh to them, unless they work specifically for people with fat chick fetishes, who don’t count as the average whore consumer….because in the everyday world, the fat hookers are the discount bargain basement ones you target when you’re on a budget…

See cuz fat chicks suck…

So Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the emotional eating, she needs to step up the biking, maybe even Forrest Gump that shit and keep riding and riding and riding until she’s gone around the country tile she gets skinny…

But luckily for her, I still have a bitch biking fetish that leads me to stealing bike seats off hot pussy, usually in skirts, I see lock up their bikes and running into a store or cafe, to snif them out for masturbation purposes when I find myself a back alley or dumpster or public park to love do it in….

And really, I’ve never heard any complaints, cuz bitches love riding the seat post, they just aren’t allowed to admit it cuz that would make them classless sluts….

Good times.

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2011

15

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Sexes It Up For Candies of the Day

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.

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2011

19

May

Vanessa Hudgens and Brooklyn Decker Together of the Day

Here are what must be some pregnant pics of Brooklyn Decker, you know now that she got the SI cover undeservingly cuz she looks like she has Downs Syndrome, but has a husband who is a serious athlete who knows all the powerful people who make those decisions at Sports Illustrated….but Downs Syndrome or not, she’s got fat tits, and fat tits or not, she’s got the weirdest fucking fashion accesory that’s in the form of Vanessa Hudgens, I guess she’s living the dream and gets everything she wants, even ex Disney stars with an underage self shot nude pics affinity….

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2011

12

May

Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts at the Airport of the Day


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Vanessa Hudgens is an attention whore and attention whores are amazing because they are usually willing to do anything, like release self shot nude pics they claim were for their boyfriend, even though we all know he was gay, in hopes of re-inventing herself and breaking free from the whole Disney bullshit reputation that made her famous in the first place…you know it hopes of a legit career…

I just hate when those same attention whores back peddle and send lawyers letters threatening to charge me as a child pornographer even though she’s a child pornographer for taking the pictures of what she’s against us posting..

It’s like stand by your attention whoring, no one likes an Indian giver…and I guess this is her trying to redeem herself….in some shorts and fuck me pirate boots…

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2011

04

May

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens Lookin’ For Attention of the Day

They’ve joined forces. Two bottom feeders who really understand each other because they are in the same Disney leftover table scraps situation, have finally figured out that two is better than one, and that if they are seen together, people may talk about them, especially if Ugly Tisdale wears a semi see through shirt while the chipmunk Hudgens dresses like a clown, even though we all know her best PR is releasing nude pics of herself at 17….

It’s the logic that has made so many threesomes with two ugly chicks go down, and apparently it works….

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2011

02

May

Vanessa Hudgens Thong Bikini of the Day

I thought Vanessa Hudgens, one of this site’s best friends, you know cuz she planted her nude pics, only to threaten to sue me for posting the shit, and even threaten to take me down as a child porn offender for posting the shit, even though they were already censored, so that I didn’t get to see her her hairy unkempt little muff, but instead a blurred picture of what could have just been a bikini bottom that looked like a thick black hairy bush with a pink spread open pussy rocking a hefty penis sized clit, had a better ass than this. I even watched Suckerpunch in keeping up my Vanessa Hudgens coverage and thought she had a better ass than this….but you know what, there’s more important things to worry about, and thong style bikini pics is one of those things we should just embrace under any and all circumstances….


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2011

18

Apr

Vaness Hudgens May Be Getting High in a Bikini at Coachella of the Day

I’ve been drugged, but I’m not a drug specialist. Always been more into drinking. By the looks of this white Effron’s semen he saved in a jar so he could cum when she’d fuck him cuz he could pour it down his throat to taste a man while looking at her beard, still staying true to his gay roots, looking substance on Vanessa Hudgens finger, that everyone says is coke, but that I’m gonna say is probably icing, candy, or anything but coke, cuz despite this bitch loving controversy, releasing nudes, trying to disconnect from Disney cuz they didn’t pay well, and her love for attention, no celebrity would do drugs out in the open, it’d kill their career, even if Suckerpunch felt a lot like suicide, I have a feeling she intended it to be her big break…so I’m not gonna speculate, I’ll stick to the facts, she’s at Coachella, the land where the mainstream become hipsters for a weekend, somewhere I wouldn’t be caught dead attending, she wore a bikini and she was probably very high, because that’s what people do when they want to rock out to the music in crowds, but there’s not way she was getting high in public, she was probably doing it in bathrooms and hotel rooms like a normal celeb…so I’m sticking to this being Effron semen that gives her superpowers.


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