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2014

22

Aug

Victoria Beckham Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Victoria Beckham did the ice bucket challenge…

Now, I wish the ice bucket challenge was just the ice challenge where celebrities did as much meth as possible and the one who comes closest to death wins without dying wins….and all the ones who accidentally die would make us all winners…win win win – I would donate to that charity.

That said, seeing a small Beckham being taken out by ice water is pretty fucking jokes…but then again – so is people dumping ice on themselves for a charity….

I’ll still think about masturbating to it, but I think about masturbating to everything, I just don’t…

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2012

30

May

Victoria Beckham Legs in Interview of the Day

Victoria Beckham is showing her mom of 15 legs that David Beckham is locked down to….which isn’t so bad of a gig cuz she’s got implants…she’s skinny as fuck….she probably had a c-section…and most importantly…she let him cheat on her years ago…and can safely assume she’s let him cheat on her since…traveling athletes can’t keep their pants on…especially when all girls…and 90 percent of European guys…want his dick….

Either way, I would have liked more hard nipples, panties, ass crack, mom-pussy definition…cuz these pics are boring…but I’m in too deep and now I have to post them….

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2012

03

Apr

Victoria Beckham for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham….in a pair of pretty tight looking panties/bikini bottoms, cuz after birthing an army of babies, she’s got no choice to keep her shit in the vaginal equivalent of SPANX….I hear duct tape works well too….but I’m just basing that on stories rapists I know have told me about keeping vagina’s open…not so much keeping them well maintained for photoshoots….so it doesn’t look like she’s packing some empty meaty ball sack and I don’t even know why I’m debating this shit…don’t I have better things to do with myself??

Apparently not.


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2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Kate Beckinsale|Victoria Beckham

2012

15

Feb

Victoria Beckham Grabbing David Beckham’s Billboard Balls of the DAy

You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.

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2012

08

Feb

Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window….

It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

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2011

16

Sep

Victoria Beckham Diaper Changer of the Day

There’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…oh right…..everything is hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…unless of course I’m wearing that dirty diaper…in which case there’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…but when it’s the diaper of a baby that crawled out of their vagina…in public…all shit filled and disgusting…being all maternal…it’s horrible…I’d rather see her wiping her own fucking ass…not that Beckham actually shits…she’s too skinny for poops…and I just wish these were breast feeding pics…cuz breast feeding in public is one of the only things I like about reproduction…that and the whole fucking and coming inside a pussy part…

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2011

08

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Pregnant Slut Gut of the Day

David Beckham posted this picture of Victoria Beckham on his facebook. She’s about as ready to drop as she’s gonna get cuz her celebrity c-section to protect her pussy from further damage with kid number 4 is scheduled this weekend…..I wish he was a little more considerate and posted a picture of her uterus juiced pussy crowning…cuz a crowning pregnant chick makes for a tight asshole and the contractions make her better than sex toy…

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2010

18

Oct

Victoria Beckham’s Crotch for Marie Claire of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham showing off her robot mound in some magazine spread that didn’t involve her being spread…and that’s kinda unfortunate…because I have this hobby where I spend hours comparing vaginas and it’d be nice to get her in the mix…I also have a think where I like seeing every single girl’s vagina no matter how big, small, polluted, hairy, infected, disabled, old, deformed, tasty, rich and luxurious it is….but I guess the concept behind this, where a girl is in her bathing suit, under a coat and letting the wind strategically flash us, like this slut I used to know who would intentionally go out on windy days in a short skirt and no panties on cuz she loved showing strangers her cunt but liked that nature was deciding who got to see it for her…like some kind of hippie…..and that’s all I have to say about that…..

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