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2012

30

May

Victoria Beckham Legs in Interview of the Day

Victoria Beckham is showing her mom of 15 legs that David Beckham is locked down to….which isn’t so bad of a gig cuz she’s got implants…she’s skinny as fuck….she probably had a c-section…and most importantly…she let him cheat on her years ago…and can safely assume she’s let him cheat on her since…traveling athletes can’t keep their pants on…especially when all girls…and 90 percent of European guys…want his dick….

Either way, I would have liked more hard nipples, panties, ass crack, mom-pussy definition…cuz these pics are boring…but I’m in too deep and now I have to post them….

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2012

03

Apr

Victoria Beckham for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham….in a pair of pretty tight looking panties/bikini bottoms, cuz after birthing an army of babies, she’s got no choice to keep her shit in the vaginal equivalent of SPANX….I hear duct tape works well too….but I’m just basing that on stories rapists I know have told me about keeping vagina’s open…not so much keeping them well maintained for photoshoots….so it doesn’t look like she’s packing some empty meaty ball sack and I don’t even know why I’m debating this shit…don’t I have better things to do with myself??

Apparently not.


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2012

24

Feb

Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans…

The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing…

Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits….

It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched…

Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl…

Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

Posted in:Eva Longoria|Kate Beckinsale|Victoria Beckham

2012

15

Feb

Victoria Beckham Grabbing David Beckham’s Billboard Balls of the DAy

You probably figured out with the half dozen kids these freaks have that Victoria Beckham is a total whore who loves her husbands cum and apparently where his cum comes from….sticking around despite his cheating on her and all the scandals….all because she loves where his cum comes from….and here she is in New York for fashion week making a statement or tribute to them balls by doing one of those “tourist” pictures, you know the ones you see assholes put on facebook that normally involve holding the leaning tower up, or making the EIffel Tower stick out of their asses, only Posh Spice is doing it substantially better…cuz I like middle aged moms getting drunk and slutty especially on camera….it is the good kind of embarrassing for everyone involved…especially the kids back home…about to get teased by their friends after seeing their mom on youtube drunk dancing at a wedding…or grabbing at balls….Married couples are so weird.

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2012

08

Feb

Victoria Beckham Pantsless for i-D Magazine of the Day

Here are some pantsless picture of Victoria Beckham reminding all you lazy bitches that just because you have a kid or 4, you don’t have to let yourself fucking go….I don’t think obesity is one of America’s great epidemics…I think these lying cunts who you guys marry, only to have them let themselves go and take on eating everything they didn’t eat before landing a man, in order to land a man, and once a man was landed they could throw that self-discipline out the window….

It only gets worse once they get knocked up and have the kids cuz now they could blame it on baby weight…a collective conspiracy women everywhere are a part of…like a secret society…who are trying to pull a fast one on men everywhere and that’s why they hate bitches like this who disprove all their hard work in making us believe baby weight is an actual thing….and letting it slide since you did make us our babies and we’d be assholes to say you’re a fat pig we have a hard time fucking now that you and your friends are huge….

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2011

16

Sep

Victoria Beckham Diaper Changer of the Day

There’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…oh right…..everything is hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…unless of course I’m wearing that dirty diaper…in which case there’s nothing hotter than watching a bitch change a dirty diaper…but when it’s the diaper of a baby that crawled out of their vagina…in public…all shit filled and disgusting…being all maternal…it’s horrible…I’d rather see her wiping her own fucking ass…not that Beckham actually shits…she’s too skinny for poops…and I just wish these were breast feeding pics…cuz breast feeding in public is one of the only things I like about reproduction…that and the whole fucking and coming inside a pussy part…

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2011

08

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Pregnant Slut Gut of the Day

David Beckham posted this picture of Victoria Beckham on his facebook. She’s about as ready to drop as she’s gonna get cuz her celebrity c-section to protect her pussy from further damage with kid number 4 is scheduled this weekend…..I wish he was a little more considerate and posted a picture of her uterus juiced pussy crowning…cuz a crowning pregnant chick makes for a tight asshole and the contractions make her better than sex toy…

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2010

18

Oct

Victoria Beckham’s Crotch for Marie Claire of the Day

Here are some pictures of Victoria Beckham showing off her robot mound in some magazine spread that didn’t involve her being spread…and that’s kinda unfortunate…because I have this hobby where I spend hours comparing vaginas and it’d be nice to get her in the mix…I also have a think where I like seeing every single girl’s vagina no matter how big, small, polluted, hairy, infected, disabled, old, deformed, tasty, rich and luxurious it is….but I guess the concept behind this, where a girl is in her bathing suit, under a coat and letting the wind strategically flash us, like this slut I used to know who would intentionally go out on windy days in a short skirt and no panties on cuz she loved showing strangers her cunt but liked that nature was deciding who got to see it for her…like some kind of hippie…..and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2010

01

Feb

Victoria Beckham on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham was on the beach and she did what any mother of 3 should do and that was stay the fuck out of a bikini. Sure this bitch is skinny and has fake tits and in theory would be decent to see half naked like any stripper, but the truth is that any girl is good to see half naked no matter how meaty, destroyed, plastic or cold and dead their pussy is, or no matter how fat they are….because in the best case situation we can jerk off to them and best case we can laugh at them…

God knows why she’s rockin an Independent Truck Company hat, but can only assume it is because she’s taken up skateboarding and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Victoria Beckham

2009

10

Dec

Victoria Beckham is Carmen Sandiego of the Day

I am sure I’m not the only one who used to jerk off to Carmen Sandiego back in the 90s. I didn’t get off to it because it was a kid’s show and I’m some kind of pedophile, I just thought the bitch was hot. Not to mention, there was something exciting about trying to find the bitch. It was like some kind of sexual cat and mouse chase, hide-and-go-seek, hide the hotdog in the warm moise fleshy cave when I find the bitch and pull her out of hiding and into the back alley where I rape her asshole kinda thing and here is Victoria Beckham bringing back all those erotic memories…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Costume|Legs|Victoria Beckham

2009

07

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Ass on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are celebrating their anniversary on the beach. She is wearing some variation of a bikini that I don’t fully understand but assume have something to do with not wanting to show off her violated stomach from having babies, but I could be wrong, not that you care about what she’s wearing while David Beckham is standing next to her in a white speedo, because nothing says homo like a white speedo, and nothing says almost gay like 98 percent of European soccer fans I’ve met over the years who claim to have a non-sexual crush on this motherfucker, they just respect his fitness level, his talent in the sport and his chiseled good looks, and I am sure can’t help but wonder if they get see thru when wet, I mean it’d be just a small taste of what life in the locker room with him was like, something all those dudes would just love to experience but just for a day.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Victoria Beckham

2009

06

May

Victoria Beckham and a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

I can’t believe I’ve been writing this shit for 6 years. I can’t believe I post a picture of a Spice Girl in a semi see through shirt only because you can see whatever her under shirt that she knew people would be able to see when she got dressed like it is some kind of news. I guess I should really try to step my shit up, because if I find this kind of thing this uneventful and uninteresting, I am pretty sure so does the rest of the world. I’d apologize to you, but maybe I’m doing it on purpose. I call it self-destructive blogging. Gotta make sure I never take it to the next level, become successful, sell book deals and movie deals and TV deals. I gotta keep the shit obsolete and useless like the vibrator I bought to get my wife to stop fucking me, because she can’t manage to get the fuckin’ thing in her because her arms don’t reach past her gut. Trust me, it’s not as hot as it sounds.

Posted in:See Through|Shit|Victoria Beckham

2009

14

Jan

Posh Spice Does Lingerie Ads for Armani of the Day

Posh Spice signed a 3 year, 15 million dollar spokesperson deal to take a few pictures in Armani lingerie that will be in magazines, on billboards and wherever else they run lingerie shoots. The reason the price tag was so high was because she pretended she didn’t have the body or interest in doing it because she’s a mom of 3. Even though she knew that her eating disorder, plastic surgery and pressure to stay fit for her athlete husband did a good enough job fighting off the evidence the little fuckers left, I mean it’s not like these ads are going to show gaping mom pussy, and Armani bit. The whole thing makes no sense to me. I can’t imagine anyone buying underwear because Posh is in the ads, I can’t understand how this is going to pay for itself, I mean couldn’t they just hire a 4 or 5 girls off the street for a couple hundred dollars, and give the other 14,999,000 dollars to charity, I am sure there are hot enough attention whores who would do this shit for free. It is supposed to be the economic crisis and paying this kind of money for something so fucking useless disgusts me. It’s irresponsible excess and if anything should make you and anyone you know stay the fuck away from Armani Lingerie, provided you’re into paying outrageous designer prices for this kind of shit.

Posted in:Ads|Lingerie|Posh Spice|Victoria Beckham

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham’s Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.


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Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|See Through|Sheer Shirt|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham's Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.


Related Posts:

David Beckham Feels Up Posh Spice
Victoria Beckham’s Nipples are Hard
Victoria Beckham in a Sheer Shirt
Victoria Beckham’s Got Nipples

Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|See Through|Sheer Shirt|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham