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2009

10

Dec

Victoria Beckham is Carmen Sandiego of the Day

I am sure I’m not the only one who used to jerk off to Carmen Sandiego back in the 90s. I didn’t get off to it because it was a kid’s show and I’m some kind of pedophile, I just thought the bitch was hot. Not to mention, there was something exciting about trying to find the bitch. It was like some kind of sexual cat and mouse chase, hide-and-go-seek, hide the hotdog in the warm moise fleshy cave when I find the bitch and pull her out of hiding and into the back alley where I rape her asshole kinda thing and here is Victoria Beckham bringing back all those erotic memories…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Costume|Legs|Victoria Beckham

2009

07

Jul

Victoria Beckham’s Ass on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham and David Beckham are celebrating their anniversary on the beach. She is wearing some variation of a bikini that I don’t fully understand but assume have something to do with not wanting to show off her violated stomach from having babies, but I could be wrong, not that you care about what she’s wearing while David Beckham is standing next to her in a white speedo, because nothing says homo like a white speedo, and nothing says almost gay like 98 percent of European soccer fans I’ve met over the years who claim to have a non-sexual crush on this motherfucker, they just respect his fitness level, his talent in the sport and his chiseled good looks, and I am sure can’t help but wonder if they get see thru when wet, I mean it’d be just a small taste of what life in the locker room with him was like, something all those dudes would just love to experience but just for a day.

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Victoria Beckham

2009

06

May

Victoria Beckham and a Shitty See Through Shirt of the Day

I can’t believe I’ve been writing this shit for 6 years. I can’t believe I post a picture of a Spice Girl in a semi see through shirt only because you can see whatever her under shirt that she knew people would be able to see when she got dressed like it is some kind of news. I guess I should really try to step my shit up, because if I find this kind of thing this uneventful and uninteresting, I am pretty sure so does the rest of the world. I’d apologize to you, but maybe I’m doing it on purpose. I call it self-destructive blogging. Gotta make sure I never take it to the next level, become successful, sell book deals and movie deals and TV deals. I gotta keep the shit obsolete and useless like the vibrator I bought to get my wife to stop fucking me, because she can’t manage to get the fuckin’ thing in her because her arms don’t reach past her gut. Trust me, it’s not as hot as it sounds.

Posted in:See Through|Shit|Victoria Beckham

2009

14

Jan

Posh Spice Does Lingerie Ads for Armani of the Day

Posh Spice signed a 3 year, 15 million dollar spokesperson deal to take a few pictures in Armani lingerie that will be in magazines, on billboards and wherever else they run lingerie shoots. The reason the price tag was so high was because she pretended she didn’t have the body or interest in doing it because she’s a mom of 3. Even though she knew that her eating disorder, plastic surgery and pressure to stay fit for her athlete husband did a good enough job fighting off the evidence the little fuckers left, I mean it’s not like these ads are going to show gaping mom pussy, and Armani bit. The whole thing makes no sense to me. I can’t imagine anyone buying underwear because Posh is in the ads, I can’t understand how this is going to pay for itself, I mean couldn’t they just hire a 4 or 5 girls off the street for a couple hundred dollars, and give the other 14,999,000 dollars to charity, I am sure there are hot enough attention whores who would do this shit for free. It is supposed to be the economic crisis and paying this kind of money for something so fucking useless disgusts me. It’s irresponsible excess and if anything should make you and anyone you know stay the fuck away from Armani Lingerie, provided you’re into paying outrageous designer prices for this kind of shit.

Posted in:Ads|Lingerie|Posh Spice|Victoria Beckham

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham’s Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.


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Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|See Through|Sheer Shirt|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham's Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.


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David Beckham Feels Up Posh Spice
Victoria Beckham’s Nipples are Hard
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Victoria Beckham’s Got Nipples

Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|See Through|Sheer Shirt|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

18

Jul

I am – David Beckham Feels Up Posh of the Day

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I leave the site for a week and next thing I know there are pictures of little kids up on this shit wishing them happy fucking birthdays. Last I checked that shit would have been deleted from my inbox, even though it would have been the only email I’ve ever got since leaving. The reason being that I don’t have patience for kids. I don’t post pictures of people under 18 on the site and because this site is for perverts and people who want to see Britney in a bikini and not see some slut’s kid. The reason I call her a slut is because she let someone drop load in her and not because she says her son is training to be a pimp for wearing a pair of sunglasses. If that little bastard was training to be a pimp, he’d be hustlin the playground getting the he female friends to pull down their diapers for a cookie, sunglasses would be a secondary though.

Speaking of kids, here are some pictures of David Beckham giving Posh a little diddle like he was her dad, or some pervert babysitting her, or her gym teacher, soccer coach, uncle or neighbor. I don’t think he’s doing it to make her feel good, he’s just going for the cunt to prove he’s not a faggot. I guess he could also be making her her dick is well hidden so the public don’t catch on to his little secret, or maybe she really is a robot and has a cunt like Barbie.

Either way, I figured I’d chime in to say I am still alive. Nothing too exciting has happened on the trip yet. I did give my stepdaughter creative control and shit like that post may not be what you’re lookin for when you come here, but she is doing a better job than I would have been doing from an internet connection that costs me 20 dollars for 20 minutes…now go fuck yourselves and stop bothering me while I am trying to decompress….asshole…

With Love
Jesus Martinez
drunkenstepfather.com
On Vacation….


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Posted in:David Beckham|Groping|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

28

Jun

I am – Spice Girls Back Together of the Day

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I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want, I want to see the Spice Girls the way they were and not the way they are. They are getting back together and these are pictures of them at their photoshoot or whatever the fuck a photocall is, letting us all know that no talent can take you to the top and keep you in the public eye for a long fucking time. It can also lead to a new record deal even after they’ve all grown up, got ugly and haggard and had a bunch of kids between them, some illegitimate.

I am sure they aren’t doing this for their die hard fans, because they can’t have die hard fans. The girls raised on the Spice Girls have gone through puberty and are probably in college now, busy doing shit like keg parties and fratboy gang bangs, embarrassed that they used to want to be these cunts and do dance routines to their songs at family functions, and the only time Spice Girls hit their iPods is when they are trying to be funny and think that listening to shit they used to listen to makes for a good fucking laugh.

Either way, I am happy that Posh Spice makes these pictures worth posting. She is the only one who has aged proper with the solid use of plastic surgery and a fear of her husband leaving her for some slut in spain with big tits. Her dominatrix outfit and big fake titties lead me to believe that you’ll be jerking off to their new video like you jerked off to their old videos, only this time you’ll be doing it to Posh, because the other bitches are going to be hidden in the back wearing masks because there’s no way they’ll make the cut, at least if it was my video they wouldn’t.

Posted in:Implants|Spice Girls|Tits|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

21

May

I am – Posh Spice Has a Huge Hard Nipple of the Day

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Victoria Beckham has really big nipples and since I am a pervert I figure I should post them. I once knew a girl with inverted nipples and that shit freaked me out. The whole time I was banging her, I dreamt about real nipples like this and I think that bitch tarnished me for life, making me drawn to this kind of thing, but that doesn’t really matter. What does matter is that I met a girl this weekend who I told I wasn’t interested in meeting because I don’t like knowing people and she told me that we had met before about 5 years ago and I made fun of her shoes. She remembered me from 2002 and has hated me since so I learned a little lesson about consequences and how one drunken night can change a person’s opinion of you and make them hold a grudge against you for many fucking years.l I saw that movie with Adam Sandler, where the dude from highschool was putting on lipstick plotting against those who wronged him and I always thought that I was that guy. It turns out that I was completely wrong, like Beckham’s plastic surgeon who accidentally put a penis up on her tits, but that doesn’t mean you should be a dick to people, because I think your legacy should be a nice one. People should remember you as the guy who everyone liked and not the guy who ripped everyone a new assholes. The point of the story is that you want to be Posh Spice’s nipples before the surgery, you don’t want to be the bi-product that people like me get off to. There’s a lesson in everything. Just call me the professor….


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Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham