Victoria Silvstedt was invited to an event. It was the NRJ Music awards, it went down somewhere in Europe and such high profile people like an assortment of cheesy club DJs were in attendance, so it wasn’t like bitch was invited to the Oscars, but that didn’t stop her to cry for attention by accidentally dropping her purse and making the face she usually gets paid to do in the privacy of her bedroom for her Billionaire John who bank rolls her whoring, and the whole thing was funny to me cuz I hate the bitch, despite appreciating her tight older body, leaving me emotionally torn…provided I actually had emotions…which I don’t….

Here are some funny pics of Silvstedt accidentally dropping her purse to get noticed at an irrelevant event….which is the only event she’s getting invited to…for self-explanatory reasons…

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I always try to figure out why people bother with Victoria Silvstedt, she was playmate of the year in 1997. I don’t even remember 1997 so why the fuck do I remember this plastic twat turned hooker to billionaires…washed up…insignificant…hot bodied but old and tired..and then I remember it is because she’s a talent who saves the world with her songs….

You know a real creative genius ready to inspire and bring joy like she was a contestent on American Idol or Katy Perry…A real voice of an angel that brings chills up my spine cuz I feel like she is channeling a higher power or something…

What a fucking joke. I hate this fake busty trash. Here she is on the beach being irrelevant, useless and making me hate myself for posting her doctored face…..

Here she is in her natural virginal white…to offset some of her life choices..

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I hate when the only recent bikini pictures I have access to are of Victoria Silvstedt.

She’s in St Barts with her married billionaire Greek client who pays her/ finances her life, to be his mistress and that’s a respectable hustle….when you are a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hot enough to deserve the fucking world in exchange for a little fucking with a little man…it’s a good trade off….cuz the little man is just happy to have a Playboy model follow his orders cuz he knows without her she’s a desperate bottom feeding trash can….

I hate these Semi-Pro hookers who don’t think they are hookers even though they clearly are….and I hate people who think they are important because they got fake tits and naked in magazines in the 90s….and I hate when these self righteous attention whores try to sue people like me for giving them the attention they seek because they don’t like what we write about them…or they don’t like pics of them being eaten out on the beach goin’ public….and I hate Victoria’s Silvstedt.

That said, here she is in her bikini cuz nothing else is going on….and all her pics may look the same…which is probably better than any of you look in your bikinis….so I guess this is me giving credit to a 40 year old Swede who properly maintained as much as I don’t really want to ….but that could just be the white bikini talking…I’m always a victim of falling for those….

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Victoria Silvestedt is an attention seeking cunt. She was a Playboy model 15 years ago and feels entitled. She’s dating a married midget billionaire from Greece and has the nerve to try to sue me cuz I posted pics of her getting eaten out by him, like she wasn’t already getting paid to do it, like it was a private event, even though he paid her extra to do it on the fucking dock in front of the paparazzi.

It just amazes me that despite all her bottom feeding and getting naked for money, she still hasn’t dropped a sex tape, I guess we’ve got 2011 for that to happen, but I assume the billionaire would have to drop her as his mistress, cuz as long as she’s on his payroll, I guess she doesn’t really need us.

Bitch.

Here are her fake tits.

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I hate this useless fucking cunt. She tried to sue me when I posted pics of her getting eaten out by a Greek Billionaire. She has sued people I know because she’s one of those attention seeking twats who likes attention on her terms. Not that she deserves any attention, she was in Playboy a decade ago, big fucking deal, anyone can get fake tits. Her body is old, tired and boring to watch hang onto its sex appeal, her fake tits are as retarded as my neighbor’s kid, and that fucker is wheel chair bound and always in a bib. She is not worth jerking off to, she is just a low level hooker with the right clientele, but when she fingers herself in a bikini, I have no choice but to post the shit, cuz that’s just the kind of blogger I am, one who puts his personal opinon aside to report the fucking bikini pics in an objective way.

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I find it funny that I get hate mail cuz I hate this washed up Playboy bitch who hasn’t done anything relevant since the 90s. It’s like virgin losers just can’t let go of the pussy they once jerked off to. I get that she’s got 90s sex appeal and that if I was into that look in the 90s, I probably would have liked her, I just generally avoid these obvious cunts who are crying for attention. I like my pornstars to be the “sleepers” or the girls you’d never expect to like licking asshole while taking your cum on their face….

I find it funny that these virigins get made at me for calling her a whore, when she’s pretty much made the last 5 years possible thanks to a being the public mistress to some midget Greek Billionaire you woulda thought was a circus performer before striking gold. When it’s pretty obvious the only pussy he gets is paid for….

I guess it just reminds me that the people in the world just aren’t well at least not mentally…..But at least she’s done her creepy fans a service by keeping her end of the deal and maintained this body well into her 40s.

So here she is picking her whore ass cuz whore asses need to get picked a lot more often than non-whore ass due to rash and other inconveniences that come with the job of selling her motherfucking body….and remember girls, you can have this life too, all you need is some hair bleach and some 5,000 dollar tits…it really is that easy…

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Part of me hates Victoria Silvstedt for being a useless fucking whore who tried to sue me cuz I posted pictures of her getting eaten out by her married midget greek billionaire, and part of me doesn’t really remember who Victoria Silvstedt is because she’s seriously low level fame that I think died out 10 years ago when she did her last Playboy spread, before becoming the hired hooker who exclusively works for this little man proving he isn’t a little man because his woman is 6 feet tall and he’s got billions of dollars, so take that people who used to laugh at him and beat up on him when he was growing up, look at your fat wives and remember who he’s making his dick wet, provided Victoria Silvstedt’s pussy still works properly and hasn’t died with her sex appeal…..

On a side note, I like to think she’s part of the reason Playboy is going bankrupt, because it was her era of pussy that took Playboy from posting pictures of natural hot pussy we all wanted to see naked, to stripper implant pussy we all knew we could see naked if we went to the stripclub….and here she is living the good life….with her fat stupid fake tits…goodtimes….

Pics via Bauer

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Anyone who reads this site will know that I hate Victoria Silvstedt as much as I hate Lara Stone, because both of this bitches don’t have any real business being known, and aren’t really known, cuz no one I know has ever heard of either of them, but for some reason, they both send out lawyers letters everytime a motherfucker posts pictures of them on their honeymoon, or getting eaten out by some midget billionaire like some weird sex circus act, and whenever I get threatened to get sued, I get angry…cuz when you are a low level fame whore who chose that life, you should be thanking anyone who notices you jumping up and down in the corner with your tits hanging out like the fat kid in school eager to not be the last pick for the kickball game at recess, if you know what I mean….

Either way, here are her old fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

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I have a deep rooted hatred for this escort who wasn’t always an escort but who at one point in time was a classy ski racer, turned breast implant purchaser, turned Playboy model, turned bottom feeder in Hollywood, who moved back to Europe to become a bottom feeder there, before becoming the hired pussy of some Greek billionaire midget….who has put her on payroll and giving her the quality of life her whore ass thinks she deserves….a whore ass that she is more than happy to show off because it is aging and the end may have come and gone for her, but will officially try up when her only employer, the Greek Billionaire, moves onto fresher porn lookin’ whore pussy…

Here she is in a bikini….cuz that’s all she knows how to do….and something her sloppy ass screams she should probably retire soon enough…but you’ll probably like it…cuz you’re a desperate pig….and I guess so is this bitch and the rank pussy lip you can kinda make out in the header pic….

Pics via Bauer

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