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2011

24

Aug

Victoria Silvstedt High Class Escort in a Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt’s only responsibility in her life is to stay fit, and fuckable, cuz she’s on payroll from some greek shipping tycoon billionare, where she acts as his personal masturbation toy that he fucks in tropical places while his wife stays back home spending his money…cuz that’s just how escorts work….and I guess in her case….thank god she’s committed to that one responsibility…so that even though she’s pushing 40 she’s still worth looking at half naked…and I hate that 1995 blonde fake tit look, it is done…boring…disgusting…shitty…trashy…the American dream…and I also hate this bitch cuz she’s the only person in 7 years of doing this site who has tried to sue me….cunt.

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2011

01

Aug

Victoria Silvstedt’s Whore Legs of the Day

Here’s some Swedish whore legs on a bitch who isn’t actually a whore…but might as well can be called one…cuz by definition a whore is someone who exchanges sex for personal gain…and whether it’s marketed on the street corner, or in the back of a local newspaper, or on Craigslist, or is in the form of being the mistress to some billionaire midget….but then again all girls date guys they can get some personal gain from…whether it is their money, or the security they offer….while all dudes date girls for sex and don’t mind paying for shit as long as they get sex…meaning the entire world is filled with whores and johns, from your mom, to your neighbor…and that shouldn’t make Victoria Silvstedt come across as a better human cuz we can all relate…she’s still living the good life thanks to her fake tits, a stint in Playboy and a hot fucking body…that got her the role as a side line pussy to a billionaire….and the only good thing about this is that she’s getting old and it will all end for her…and I look forward to that…

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2011

26

Jul

Victoria’s Silvstedt Short Short Wearing Escort of the Day

Here are some riduclous implants on some Paris Hilton at 45 looking woman, all fit and tight bodied, despite her age thanks to good Swedish genes, that are luckily being used for sex work…even if that sex work is masked as a relationship with a married guy…cuz that married guy happens to be a midget..but more importantly…..dude’s a fucking billionaire…and as much as I hate her for trying to sue me…I’d love to watch that circus perfoming sex tape that is her sex life….and here she is pretending she’s in her 20s….in her dress and the fact that her life is that of a 25 year old trust fund kid….always chillin’ by a fucking pool in a tropical place…

Who cares. Here she is showing off her useless do nothing talents…but not quite as well as I’d liker her to be….

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2011

18

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt High Class Whore Tits of the Day

There is absolutely nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….other than that she’s in her 40s and still has a fit body….see cuz anyone can get fake hair, tans and tits, and any Playboy bitch can leverage her Playboy career to seduce a billionaire troll into hiring her as his mistress, giving her the good life… cuz work was never really an option, hence the whole Playboy thing and prostitution was always her thing even if she will never admit she’s a hooker, even though we all know there’s no way a cunt like hers would ever be with a dude like this unless it came with fortune…..which essentially makes her a hooker….so even being fit isn’t really that impressive cuz it is all she needs to maintain to get all this…leading me back to my original statement, that there is nothing interesting about Victoria’s Silvstedt….but here are some pics anyway…

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2011

10

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt Yeast Infection Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy.

I hate this bitch and her 40 year old body, even though it is better than most 40 year old bodies, because she tried to sue me….

So I wish nothing but horrible vagina infections on the whore cunt in her slacker whore bikini…

If you don’t know who she is, she was in Playboy once and rode that into the arms of a midget billionaire, who she’s become the mistress of, and in the even you don’t know what a mistress is, that’s the homewrecking whore who the motherfucker fucks and pays off, so they get a great lifestyle and never ask to get married cuz they know it isn’t an option, since no one wants to marry a whore, especially not a billionaire.

Point being. who fucking cares.

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2011

16

May

Victoria Silvstedt is a High Class Escort at Lunch of the Day

I like to post pictures of Victoria Silvstedt to remind the world that she’s a fucking whore, an expensive high class whore, who has a vast clientele of one billionaire….not that the world even knows who this bitch is, because she did some Playboy shit in the 90s and has since really just become the mistress to some Greek Billionaire….who tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out…and that made me hate a bitch and for some reason post pics of the bitch eating with her Greek Billioniare living her “Pretty Woman” whore life….oh how the crackwhores I know would evny her all fancy and expensive perfume smelling and shit…

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2011

24

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt Intentionally Drops her Purse of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt was invited to an event. It was the NRJ Music awards, it went down somewhere in Europe and such high profile people like an assortment of cheesy club DJs were in attendance, so it wasn’t like bitch was invited to the Oscars, but that didn’t stop her to cry for attention by accidentally dropping her purse and making the face she usually gets paid to do in the privacy of her bedroom for her Billionaire John who bank rolls her whoring, and the whole thing was funny to me cuz I hate the bitch, despite appreciating her tight older body, leaving me emotionally torn…provided I actually had emotions…which I don’t….

Here are some funny pics of Silvstedt accidentally dropping her purse to get noticed at an irrelevant event….which is the only event she’s getting invited to…for self-explanatory reasons…


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2011

10

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt Subtle Bikini Pics of the Day

I always try to figure out why people bother with Victoria Silvstedt, she was playmate of the year in 1997. I don’t even remember 1997 so why the fuck do I remember this plastic twat turned hooker to billionaires…washed up…insignificant…hot bodied but old and tired..and then I remember it is because she’s a talent who saves the world with her songs….

You know a real creative genius ready to inspire and bring joy like she was a contestent on American Idol or Katy Perry…A real voice of an angel that brings chills up my spine cuz I feel like she is channeling a higher power or something…

What a fucking joke. I hate this fake busty trash. Here she is on the beach being irrelevant, useless and making me hate myself for posting her doctored face…..

Here she is in her natural virginal white…to offset some of her life choices..

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2011

06

Jan

Victoria’s Silvstedt Bikini Pics of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt White Bikini St Barts

I hate when the only recent bikini pictures I have access to are of Victoria Silvstedt.

She’s in St Barts with her married billionaire Greek client who pays her/ finances her life, to be his mistress and that’s a respectable hustle….when you are a lazy bitch who thinks she’s hot enough to deserve the fucking world in exchange for a little fucking with a little man…it’s a good trade off….cuz the little man is just happy to have a Playboy model follow his orders cuz he knows without her she’s a desperate bottom feeding trash can….

I hate these Semi-Pro hookers who don’t think they are hookers even though they clearly are….and I hate people who think they are important because they got fake tits and naked in magazines in the 90s….and I hate when these self righteous attention whores try to sue people like me for giving them the attention they seek because they don’t like what we write about them…or they don’t like pics of them being eaten out on the beach goin’ public….and I hate Victoria’s Silvstedt.

That said, here she is in her bikini cuz nothing else is going on….and all her pics may look the same…which is probably better than any of you look in your bikinis….so I guess this is me giving credit to a 40 year old Swede who properly maintained as much as I don’t really want to ….but that could just be the white bikini talking…I’m always a victim of falling for those….

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