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2009

06

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt and Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day

This cunt tried to sue me years because there was a time when pictures were fuckin scandalous and not played out, repetitive and boring, where you’d get leaked pussy pictures, or tit pictures and you’d be excited to share them with the rest of the internet, because let’s face it, some of us don’t have much going on in our lives, but now, it’s all been seen, it’s all been done, and no one sends me lawyer’s letters anymore, because there are too many sites out there spewing the same shit and these d-listers don’t get all sensitive anymore, but instead appreciate being talked about. There’s no fun when you’re just a tool in their toolbox of fame, I did this to slander these people and not help them, and on that note, I’m going to go show teen girls my dick to remind myself that I’ve still got creep in my pants….

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

19

May

Victoria Silvstedt Pitchin’ a Watch Campaign The Only Way She Knows How of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt was never really relevant, she was just a Playboy model years ago, when Playboy was into this look. I guess they still are, but Silvstedt attempt to hang onto it, isn’t workin out too well for her, the older she gets and the more surgery she gets to put things back in place and I am talking about her penis, the weirder she fuckin’ looks, like a half eaten Jello tray at the ghetto buffet after it was raped by my wife

Here she is trying to get attention by flashing some panty with her watch, possibly hoping the watch company appreciates the plug and send her a couple free watches that she can pawn off to pay her rent like the common whore that she is.

Silvstedt remains my enemy for trying to sue me, but I think aging is her enemy and we all know who’s gonna win this one. Cunt.

Posted in:Panties|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt|Watch

2009

05

May

Victoria Silvstedt’s Tits in the Sun of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the enemy because she tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out by a midget, I am not fuckin’ joking, and unfortunately, I don’t have those pictures anymore and don’t think they are anywhere to be found on the internet, but I do know that despite all the trouble she’s caused me, I still think she’s hot and I can’t help but let her whore ass back on my site, even though I know I shouldn’t bother with her. Again, the internet immitates reality, you know because I still let my fat wife in my bed despite hating her, I mean sure, she paid for the bed and the rent and I am the freeloader, but as the man, that makes me the boss.


If you want to see her in a bikini, you’ll have to follow this link, and see it on this site, because I don’t have access to the shit
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Posted in:Beach|Tits|Victoria Silvstedt

2009

26

Jan

Tommy Lee is a DJ and Victoria Silvstedt is his DJ Whore of the Day

So Tommy Lee is another one of these celebrity DJs who goes out to clubs because they offer him a lot of fucking money to get behind the turntables and let his ipod do the talking.

Now I don’t really give a shit about this whole celebrity DJ movement, I think it’s a huge fucking joke, but that’s probably because I don’t think DJing really takes all that much talent, I figure if you have any level of rhythm, like if you were a drummer or something, mixing other people’s songs into one another would be pretty fucking easy.

What I don’t fucking understand why he’d want to DJ. Isn’t he rich and famous? Maybe it is because his band isn’t making moves or money because he’s settled all those lawsuits out of court with girls he gave STDs to. Maybe it is because it is the only way he can convince a club to hire him to attend, and he figures he might as well make stupid money to get drunk, then not and it lets him be the center of attention and source of the music all the sluts in the club are dancing to.

No matter what it is, it’s a fucking scam and cunt Victoria Silvstedt is feeding right into it, but that’s okay, because she’s a fucking idiot, and idiots are expected to suck up to an overpaid, ex rockstar DJ, because they are more famous that her mooching ass and she’s willing to do anything possible, as long as it involves getting dick in her mouth/ass/pussy, to climb up the ladder, even though she’s old, washed up, and disgusting.

Bonus – A Picture of Tommy Lee Advertising to the World That He’s Tricked Us All Into Making Him Famous. Thanks Asshole.

Here are some more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt and whatever the fuck this event was….because she’s a fucking whore.

Posted in:DJ|Tommy Lee|Victoria Silvstedt|Whore

2009

07

Jan

Not Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures of the Day

Posting anything about Victoria Silvstedt is always exciting. I never know if she’s going to counter attack with a lawsuit, because she’s the kind of not very famous celebrity, who doesn’t like pictures of her getting eaten out by a married greek billionaire on vacation to surface and apparently she doesn’t like the people who post the shit and is still the only lawsuit I’ve ever really had to deal with, so it’s always like walking on eggshells when it comes to pictures of her and I like the excitement, because I’m not getting it anywhere else.

I guess like most girls, she thinks she’s more than just a slut, she’s a career woman who works hard, she is successful in her craft (whatever that is) and sure she used her fake tits and tight body to get ahead, but only because of the head on her shoulders and her delusions, because we all know she’s a whore, I mean the fake tits in nude pics and getting paid, is pretty much the nail in the coffin in that.

Either way, here are some pics of someone who isn’t Victoria Silvstedt, but who the paparazzi Claim is Victoria Silvstedt because they are idiots and are now moving onto girls that have blonde hair and pretending they are celebrities, on slow days…I guess now I can get sued by no names….good times.

Posted in:Bikini|Victoria Silvstedt

2008

08

Jul

Victoria Silvstedt Isn’t Topless in a Bikini in St Tropez of the Day

Here are some pictures of slut Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini again. I know I get repetitive about this whore being a whore and that’s only because she tried to take me down with a lawsuit when I posted pics of her getting eaten out by some married Greek midget billionaire. I don’t have the pictures up anymore, and usually I don’t get mad when girls attack, I figure it’s their weird way of flirting with me and I always try to reverse it so that I end up being the Mexican broke ass midget eating her out in the next set of pics that hit, but it never really works out like that.

I wasn’t going to go up against her, since her pockets are a lot deeper than mine and that is a huge part of my depression. All I needed to make this life a better was to be born a skinny blonde chick with fake tits who everyone wants to fuck, not only would I be able to afford a TV, but I’d also be able to go around suing random people to keep me entertained in my dull, useless, silicone filled life.

Posted in:Bikini|St. Tropez|Victoria Silvstedt

2008

09

Jun

Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Some See Through Panties of the Day

I think I linked this shit last week, but I am pretty disorganized and didn’t even realize that I forgot to sleep last night because I got drunk in celebration of not being invited to Diddy’s party that went down Saturday Night and the end of the Grand Prix Weekend that this city gets hard for because immigrants who get hard for cars that drive fast and buying bottles in clubs seem to spend a lot of money here, that even the homeless dudes who normally beg me for change, and who I normally tell to fuck off, roll by me with bottles of booze that I can’t afford giving me the finger because I normally harass them.

Someone else who has more money than me, but isn’t homeless, even though she should be, is this slut Victoria Silvstedt who tried suing me for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget Greek Married Billionaire, because I guess she’s got high standards for herself and doesn’t like to be seen in the low-light, or whatever the fuck kinda light that you’re in when some married rich midget eats your slut pussy out in public. Here she is keeping it classy with some see through panties.

Posted in:Panties|See Through|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

06

Nov

I am – Victoria Silvstedt is a Bleached Blonde, Fake Tit Whore of the Day

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You know what the world is missing, sluts who are bleached blond and have fake tits. I feel like I don’t see enough of these kinds of girls every time I leave my fucking house and hit up the strip club or every time I land on a porn site and I don’t even live in LA where I can only imagine these kinds of girls are the norm, but I will never know, because I traveling is too much work for me.

Whenever I see a girl who looks like this, I try to think about her motivation, even though instinctively, I assume they are too stupid to have motivations, but I still wonder if she is trying to be a sex object from the 90s like Anna Nicole Smith, Pam Anderson or Jenna Jameson that every guy wants to fuck and if so, who the fuck told her that that is what guys want to fuck. I know girls like to be the girl guys look at and want to fuck, but maybe that had nothing to with her look and she came up with it all on her own and this shit isn’t trying to look like anyone, it’s just them being themselves and the fake tits were purchased by them because they liked them and it wasn’t to make themselves feel better about themselves and it wasn’t because they were insecure about having small uneven tits that took away from guys wanting to fuck them or because they know big tits are a good way to draw in all the chachi and frat boy attention. Maybe they rock slutty clothing, because they are comfortable having their tits hanging out and showing the world their cunts, and not because people will look their way thinkin’ “fuck I want my dick in that”. Maybe the spend hours in front of the mirror doing their hair and make-up because cosmetology is a fucking passion of theirs and it’s got nothing to do with trying to cover up any flaw they may have or enhance features they think people will noticed enhanced and want to cum all over…

I am sure being a fake tit girl with bleached blond hair has nothing to do with being insecure and craving male attention, I am sure it’s just a style thing and I haven’t got any real issues with it, because the more insecure sluts there are in the world, the more chances you have in getting laid, and I am a fan of you getting laid because I don’t want my 3 reader team sucking at life like I do. It reflects badly on me and I like Victoria Silvstedt at the World Music Awards 2 days ago, care about our public image. That’s why she lets Greek Midget Billionaires eat her out in public and sues me for posting the pics…and doesn’t just get into porn and encourage all the publicity she can get. She’s classy. Cunt.


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Posted in:Fake Tits|Implants|Slut|Unsorted|Victoria Silvstedt|Whore

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt’s Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.


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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pics
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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt's Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.


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Victoria Silvstedt Changing Her Bikini on the Beach
Victoria Silvstedt Gets a Lapdance
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pics
Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Pics

Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

24

Jul

I am – Victoria Silvstedt and Dreaming of a Life That’s Not Mine of the Day

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I feel fucking terrible today and I’m pretty sure I’m coming down with god knows what because I feel awful. I dunno who the fuck gets sick mid summer, but there you have it. I tried to go to the doctor yesterday, but apparently my family doctor only works 1 day a week from now on, for 2 hours. Yes, you read that correctly, that son of a bitch works ONE DAY A WEEK for TWO HOURS and to get an appointment with my family doctor now, I have to wait 4 weeks.

I dunno how I can get a job like that, or better yet, one where I get paid to do nothing at all, but it seems like this asshole has the fucking secret. Even though I will probably be better in 4 weeks I’m thinking of making the appointment just to ask him what this fucking secret is exactly, because normal people like you and me work jobs they hate for long hours with people they hate even more.

Then there’s this guy, walks in, puts a tounge depressor in your mouth, goes to get a coffee, scribbles a prescription on a pad, and then collects a check for $6000 and jumps into his BMW and drives off into a sunset. I hate my life. Here’s Victoria Silvstedt.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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Posted in:Unsorted|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

24

Jul

I am – Victoria Silvstedt and Dreaming of a Life That's Not Mine of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt

I feel fucking terrible today and I’m pretty sure I’m coming down with god knows what because I feel awful. I dunno who the fuck gets sick mid summer, but there you have it. I tried to go to the doctor yesterday, but apparently my family doctor only works 1 day a week from now on, for 2 hours. Yes, you read that correctly, that son of a bitch works ONE DAY A WEEK for TWO HOURS and to get an appointment with my family doctor now, I have to wait 4 weeks.

I dunno how I can get a job like that, or better yet, one where I get paid to do nothing at all, but it seems like this asshole has the fucking secret. Even though I will probably be better in 4 weeks I’m thinking of making the appointment just to ask him what this fucking secret is exactly, because normal people like you and me work jobs they hate for long hours with people they hate even more.

Then there’s this guy, walks in, puts a tounge depressor in your mouth, goes to get a coffee, scribbles a prescription on a pad, and then collects a check for $6000 and jumps into his BMW and drives off into a sunset. I hate my life. Here’s Victoria Silvstedt.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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Posted in:Unsorted|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

07

Apr

I am – Victoria Silvstedt Changing Bikini Birthday Wish of the Day

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Today is my birthday and what better way to celebrate my birthday than to post pictures of Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini on the beach especially after getting sued by her personally for posting pictures of the slut getting eaten out by a midget like this was the circus… I mean I could be out fucking whores in expensive hotel rooms, or jacked on coke at naked breakfast after getting destroyed last night, but I am a pussy and I have a cold and ditched out on the festivities at midnight to come home to my computer and my fat wife instead of goin’ crazy and having the time of my life…

When asked what I wanted for my birthday, I didn’t say pictures of Victoria Silvstedt pictures, but the people I know are poor so I take what I can get.

When asked what I wanted to accomplish for the upcoming year, I said not to die and that pretty much sums up today.

So send me your birthday wishes and remember, I am not nearly as cool as “Perez Hilton”, with 2 weeks of luxurious parties with Paris Hilton…a pink carpet event for all his fans to come and celebrate, but I am totally down for naked pics, so if you were thinking of doing it in the past, nows the day to actually go through with it.

In reality, I know you aren’t reading this, I feel like the year I was alone and bought a day old cake at the bakery, put candles in it and sang happy birthday to myself next to the dumpster in the back alley. It was one of my better birthdays, because in other years I’d end up in the dumpster or prison, or robbed and beaten, or in the hospital, I guess these are signs of me getting older and tamer and either way, Happy Fucking Birthday to Me….

I am accepting gifts. If everyone of you sends em a dollar, I’ll have $20 to buy myself something special. I don’t remember the last time I had $20. Make my dreams come true. Cuddles.

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