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2014

28

Jul

I Approve of Vanessa Hudgens’ Shorts of the Day


I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan brought her tits in some silky almost sheer top without bra to some event called – Weisses Fest 2014. Sounds like a Nazi Party…but what the fuck do I know…other than that Lohan looked better than ever – but that the other girls in attendance looked better than Lohan….

I am more a fan of Lohan, I believe in her making a comeback and winning an Oscar because the Oscars are fucking joke but I still think she’s a horrible fucking person…with no soul or respect or decency…but so many other people are shitty too…

I don’t really give a fuck about her tits anymore either, I mean she’s old…but I a into this picture of her riding her jet ski into the sunset she posted on instagram ….it is so poetic….like the closing frame of a Warner Bros cartoon of a motherfucker walking ingot he sunset…

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

28

Jul

Rose McGowan’s Hot Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Rose McGowan is one of the more interesting people to follow on Facebook. She’s pretty fucking active. She posts interesting stuff. She’s all around a cool girl to anyone who was in their 20s during the 90s. She’s like a little bit punk rock…a little bit gothic…a whole lot of awesome, opinionated, edgy, and most importantly busty.

It’s the kind of girl who seems to read, seems to think, and who posts selfies for the sake of letting us know she’s also someone you’d want to have sex with.

I just think she’ got a cool dynamic, even though I don’t care for old chicks, but after spending time with 20 year olds, really dumb, mindless 20 year olds…addicted to their phones and Jimmy Fallon 20 year olds…I am far more drawn to a hot old chick with substance…like Rose McGowan…but maybe I’m just into it cuz I masturbated to her tits in 1996.

Either way, this pic killed the selfie bikini game this week on social media…kind of like how I want Rose McGowan to kill my face with her genitals.

Posted in:Rose McGowan

2014

25

Jul

Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

I could be wrong – but this instagram pic of Lindsay Lohan in what looks like panties…at night…standing in water…while her sister watches her in her dress…could be of her peeing.

I have been on spring break, I have seen drunk and medicated girls, I have witness them stripping down to take a fucking pee in the water and post to the internet thinking it is funny only to realize it isn’t..

I mean this picture is such bad quality, it looks like it was taken through a used condom, not that Lohan uses condoms…but no one in their right, sober mind, would post anything like this of themselves…but I’m glad this one did…

It’s so weird. It’s perfect.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

25

Jul

Britney Spears in a Tight Shirt Getting Fat Ass Lasered of the Day

Britney Spears was spotted outside of a Laser clinic wearing a pretty tight shirt, rocking a solid looking set of tits, even though we’ve seen her tits and already know they are sloppy as fuck…something I guess her ass is also, but I can’t tell from this angle, I just know she’s at some Laser treatment centre for fat asses to look less cellulite ridden, since working out is hard to do, when you’re too medicated and/or eating junk food she got at Walmart…

I am not against any and all efforts to make her look tight and fit for the next 5-7 years…even though she died to me when K-Fed violated everything about her…

I mean it’s a vain world and no one, especially me, want our youth growing up thinking that they can make it in life as fat chicks…

All this to say…look at those cancels…so strong from a life of dance…to make her mommy and daddy and so many other people rich..and…I like her “talk to the hand cuz the face don’t give a damn look”…and…I’m glad it’s not laser hair removal…even if she probably already has it…I just think bush is glorious and maybe something you’d want to covered her mangled vag…if you could…just pretend it’s her being trendy.

Come on people…stop hating…this is Britney Spears fuck…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

24

Jul

Cameron Diaz Looks Like an Old Lady in a Mismatched Bikini of the Day

I think it is safe to say that it is time to stop casting Cameron Diaz as the it-girl, the hot girl, the love interest, unless your story is about a soccer mom MILF cheating on her husband like she was Cameron Diaz cheating on all the men she’s been with because she’s that kind of needy, self involved, cunt who didn’t have kids because she loved herself too much, but who did fuck the world….because that’s what these kinds of girls do…but look at her now..still old and dumpy…because that’s what fucking happens to everyone…and kids or not…you can’t change that…but at least she’s rich enough to hire a motherfucker so she doesn’t die alone…

Seriously…the good days are gone…she’s old. This is proof. Let’s hope Hollywood replaces her. She’s scammed them far too long….

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2014

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Boring Bathing Suit Line of the Day

Here’s a fucking stretch for you….Alessandra Ambrosio launched her Bikini line…that I have feeling is put out by the people at Victoria’s Secret. There’s no way they would let her do a bikini line of her own without their involvement. They own this bitch and she’s got contract upon contract with them – that it would never happen….but then again, they probably own all the bikini manufacturers overseas, and anyone making a bikini, is indirectly making Limited Brands and Victoria’s Secret money…

Either way, signature brands are hot right now. Milk our celebrity. Let us choose a style and worry about nothing else. Lend our name. Collect checks…makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is how fucking boring these pics for the collection are. You would think the world would realize – bikini pics are boring…step it up…add some flavor…take it up a fucking notch….this is the instagram era, we’ve seen too many bikini pics.

This “pretty in a bikini” bullshit is depressing to look at…especially knowing how high budget this one…lazy fuckers.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

23

Jul

Britney Spears Lingerie Collection of the Day

Britney Spears posted a picture of her in lingerie. Nice a soft focused so you can’t really see all the reasons you don’t want to see Britney Spears in lingerie…because she’s apparently launching a lingerie line. Her handlers figure it’s another revenue stream so why the fuck not…well maybe because there’s nothing Sexy about Britney and the lingerie you’d expect her to wear is cheese slices and canned beans or whatever else ghetto welfare addicts wear to be sexy when having a manic episode in the trailer park – ending up pregnant but unsure with what dad – since you let them all cum in you…only far richer and more famous…

This isn’t very hot…it’s lies people lies…

She is not behind this brand, an existing lingerie company is licensing her name and giving her 25% of revenue…it’s a scam…lingerie isn’t her passion…dirty underwear from not showering for a week is….

But here’s the preview pic anyway…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

23

Jul

Hilary Duff’s Bed Summersault of the Day

Scientologist Hilary Duff posted this video of her “waking up”…that I assume was meant to be cute and funny…you know inviting us into her home to watch her get out of bed and start her day…only to disappoint because her summersaults in and out of the bed…are fully clothed…in jeans…I mean…make this exact same video in skimpy panties and we’re onto something…doing it like this is just plane dumb….but probably still a fetish to at least one of you weirdos…

Posted in:Hilary Duff