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2014

27

Nov

ALessandra Ambrosio On the Beach of the Day

I am thankful for bikini models, who despite having great bodies, are old and moms and not really meant to be bikini models but who still make so many women in the world insecure about their bodies, while telling so many young girls that they only matter if they have bikini bodies, otherwise men won’t like them, and they will be forced to a lonely life of hell….

They represent all evil, while making huge corporations money to exploit asian sweatshop workers…all while making girls insecure and giving everyone unrealistic expectations, while diverting us from what is actually important in life…

What’s not the be thankful for…right?!

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2014

26

Nov

Eva Longoria’s Bikini Pics of the Day

People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. It’s all they talk about. I don’t know if it is because they find her hot, or if she’s got Irish roots, or if it is because Desperate Housewives, the ONE show Eva Longoria ever did, is a hit…I just know I know Irish people, and they love this Mexican who probably could have been the hired help, had her fence jumping parents not spoiled her enough to make her an ego, who now probably hires Mexican help, just to feel above them, when not scamming the world into thinking she’s a philantrhopist…right…

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2014

26

Nov

Sophia Bush Braless of the Day

Sophia Bush was one of those actresses in the early 2000s that all the virgin losers loved. She was on one of those Dawson Greek type shows, where the dialog was painful to listen to, and that any straight man who actually got laid couldn’t actually watch, where she played the Katie Holmes of that show and these idiots, who weren’t getting laid, just fell for her…getting her a couple of movie gigs…that fizzled out…and now she’s walking around with a hard nipple and no bra…because ultimately…bra’s are useless, and girls who wear bras are just oppressing themselves, constricting themselves, imprisoning themselves in the shackles brought on by the Church’s influence in our society….to sexualize and repress the tit….

And I guess what it comes down to is that I’d rather see her old lady bush…not that she has a bush…no one does…even though her name would make you think she does…

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2014

25

Nov

Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does….

She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit…

That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

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2014

25

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding That Face While Showing That Ass of the Day

This is day three of Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face in leggings, showing off her ass, rocking pants jacked up in her like they were Zac Effron, even though when that was going on for marketing of their show, the chances were she was the one up in him with her strap on….not that it matters, it was the past, and the fact that I know High School Musical gossip makes me very very very sad and lonely…

Point being, I think she likes that when she covers her face…for people to focus on her ass, because I guess going to the gym 3 days in a row is a good thing, especially when for a while her fat ass I want to chip a tooth on, or at least bury my face in, was just fat…and probably hairy…because on her nudes from when she was 17….hairy is kind of her thing…

All this to say, I’m a Vanessa Hudgens fan…I should start sending her love letters…to really secure those chances of restraining order….I mean her legal team already know I exist…we’re halfway there….and I blame her fitness for that…

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2014

25

Nov

Cameron Diaz is Young and Fresh Looking of the Day

Cameron Diaz amazes me…and not necessarily in a good way. I mean sure she’s a good romantic comedy actress, who I guess hits the comedic beat of shitty comedy, while always playing the same character and getting paid way too much money for it..and sure she was hot as fuck when she was a tall model babes in the 90s….and sure she made the right choice to not reproduce, despite all the sex she had with pretty much everyone in the industry….but I think, at least based on her botox face, that it’s time to start casting her as the mom of the love interest in movies, and not the love interest…there’s nothing more offensive that seeing her play the role a 25 year old should be playing…it’s like MILF her or dump her…she’s not the young thing she was 2 fucking decades ago – seriously..

I mean just look how battered she looks here…it’s been a rough journey of making tens of millions to work 6 weeks a year….

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2014

25

Nov

Katie Holmes by Randall Slavin of the Day

I am pretty sure that Randall Slavin has shot for Victoria’s Secret, but who really cares about the people who shoot for Victoira’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam and all their pictures are standardized and boring, and make me think any technician briefed on what they want, and who has any perspective on their last 2 decades of work, will be able to recreate it like a dancing photo taking monkey…but I guess they pay well..

That said, he shot these pics of Katie Holmes, that remind me that Katie Holmes, despite being knocked up by Tom Cruise in some Rosemary’s baby situation in the lab using alien sperm, is semi-human, because she’s aging…unless it is just a product of the radiation from space during her travels into enlightenment only rich people are privy to. You know some robot skin melting shit…because it didn’t factor in earth’s ozone layer when it was created on a far away planet….becauase she looks 50 and is still in her 30s…and that freaks me the fuck out…

Here are the pics for whatever the fuck this is…

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2014

25

Nov

Coco Does Thanksgiving of the Day

Being a hooker, who has managed to sugar baby some dude who likes hookers, allowing her the financial freedom to have a good time just fucking around as a hooker would, if a hooker had the means to fuck around, and the whole thing is fun, even cute and I appreciate it, because despite being a silly ass implant novelty act you’d expect to find at a strip club, she has a lot of fun trying to make her own money and pave her own way, when other hookers who sugar baby rich guys become uppity bitches, who think they are the reason their boyfriends are rich, and who spend their boyfriends money like it was their own, because 50 percent of it is their own, but it’s way worse than staying true to her half naked self…

So this is an instagram campaign for some shitty brand, and she’s doing it with a gutter, welfare thanksgiving meal that she made herself at the grocery store’s pre-made food section…and I guess what matters is not her thanksgiving spirit, but her reflection in the mirror…that ass may go for blood, but it’s no vampire…

Posted in:Coco

2014

25

Nov

Rihanna Twerking of the Day

Rihanna twerked on Faceboook, but I don’t really know if it is considered twerking, because she’s from the Caribbean, where this dance is just considered dancing and doesn’t have a stupid fucking name to go with it, unlike the other white tricks in the industry who twerk on stage like they have any right doing it….I’m talking to Iggy Azalea…that stripper bitch who tricked the fucking world….and even Beyonce who I guess owns 50% of Jay-Z’s stake in Rihanna, but should den mother better than pretend to be one of the girls..right….

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