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Archive for the Celebrity Category

2014

19

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Topless in some Movie of the Day

Reese Witherspoon busted out her mom of 4 tits for a movie she’s trying to win another Oscar in, all thanks to her agent husband who needs this win for another 100,000,000 dollar payday….because she’s a good Christian and realizes that it’s okay to make an idol out of yourself, it is okay to get naked for a big payday when you pretend your art is your god given talent, because you’re so full of your own bullshit, and your head is so far up your own fucking ass, because making millions and millions of dollars to live in really expensive houses and a life of Luxury is exactly what Jesus is all about…

Hollywood people are the fucking worst…full of shit lies…but at least she’s showing her tits for Jesus…

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2014

19

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage for the People Awards of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50…

So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…..

But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader.

But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

19

Dec

LIndsay Lohan Self Shot Butt Shot because No One Cares of the Day

Her name is Lindsay Lohan, you may remember her as the tabloid queen who has since fell off the map, because people got bored, we have no attnetion span, no one cares about the the broken girl who spent more time sucking dick, partying, doing coke, face sitting on a shitty AIDS looking crackhead rich girl DJs, causing trouble…basically being a brat diva cunt, than ever really making movies, or acting or whatever she pretended she did…

She was basially a reality TV star without a reality TV show, her and her shitty, white trash version of the Kardashian family, who don’t matter now – but who think they do…

For some reason, probably nostalgia, I love her….and I am all about the only work she’s don’t that matters…which is her great tits…but I don’t mind her butt selfies either..but only because I would totally sew my lips to her asshole…just to taste what it’s like to pass through such a delicate creature….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

18

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio in Christmas Advent Calendar Porn of the Day

Here’s a little Alessandra Ambrosio, who is actually pretty big, as all these models are, being used to celebrate Christmas…for THE LOVE MAGAZINE Advent Calendar I’ve Been Promoting for Years , not because everyday is Christmas, or because she’s a Christmas miracle, but because any press is good press, especially for Love Magazine who are owning this Christmas season with their silly videos, like this one that is not very exciting, not that I would know if it was exciting, I didn’t actually watch it, because I have better things to do with my time, like uploading it to the internet for you to watch instead because old mom models who worked for an evil billion dollar brand dancing around for Christmas not dressed for Christmas..is your fetish…not mine.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

18

Dec

Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

18

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Terrifying Panty Flash of the Day

These Paris Hilton panty flash pictures have been floating around the internet the last few days and I didn’t want to post them…obviously I saw them, what the fuck do you think I do all day, it’s not like anything gets past these pervert eyes, but sometimes I wish they did…you see I am a man who can handle a whole lot of disgusting..I mean I’ve been watching freakish porn videos since StileProject…I think the first asian puke video I ever saw was on VHS in 1992…I’m seasoned….a veteran…some would even say desensitized, lacking a soul…and broken…but for some reason…Paris Hilton’s vagina and anything that comes near it…whether it is lace, cellophane or topical creams….make my stomach fucking curdle…but the sick thing in all this is that I’d love to eat every square inch of it, and you know there are a lot of square inches to it…just to see if my tongue falls off…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

17

Dec

Paris Hilton’s Wet Spot of the DAy

I really don’t give a fuck about Paris Hilton, but when she looks like she had a miscarriage, or that she’s lost control of her bladder do to overuse, or like she possibly had one of her herpes blisters explode…I get excited but not in a I’m gonna jerk off to this old, washed up, pile of shit of a person….who has masterminded the world and made a lot of money kind of way….more in a point at laugh at this garbage ….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Dec

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson is on a TV show…I just assumed she was still locked up in the farm up in Canada with her Star Wars boyfriend who robbed her of her youth like he was Britney’s parents, preventing her from having fun, slutting out, and flashing pussy outside night clubs, like all the other girls from the time she was first famous were doing…..and now he’s polluted her vagina by making it a mom pussy…with his sperm….because that’s what you do when trying to trap a girl forever…just ask David from 90210…he’s on the same hustle, but with Megan fox…

All this to say, she got in a bikini pre-pregnancy….I assume…and these are the pics that are going viral…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

17

Dec

Lindsay Lohan for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR continues with even more amazing bottom feeding trash that most people forget exists, or don’t care exists, but are still huge names, and people want to see dancing around in totally non-christmas related dance….to non-christmas related song…in some peep show style show…like this one of Lindsay Lohan…who has awesome tits…is a still a huge star to me…and who I would get pregnant if I could, because I don’t mind the herpes or the pile of broken sadness that comes with being Lindsay Lohan…in fact that who Parents whoring her out for their personal gain, destroying her at her core, is exactly what I look for in long term opportunistic love…

Either, here’s her botox face being amazing….looking like some kind of Claymation Christmas miracle…that is only a Miracle because she’s still alive…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan