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2014

29

Aug

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna was in a bikini.

This is huge fucking news.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if she had a coffee today. Or if she took a piss. Maybe she put on shoes at some point.

HUGE. FUCKING. NEWS.

I wonder if better things are going on in the world, or if this is it. This is all we’ve got going….

Rihanna was in a bikini.

It Happened. You can’t make this insanity up. I know…next level.

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2014

29

Aug

Paris Hilton in a Bikini “DJing” in Ibiza Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Call me old fashioned, or maybe I am stuck in the past, but when I think of anything involving Paris Hilton in video, I want to see her getting fucked in it. Not doing some drag queen caliber performance for a crowd she is getting paid over 100k a gig to DJ for. Proving that DJing is a fucking joke and anyone can do it. It doesn’t require talent, it just requires a computer program. The scam of the generation…so it is only natural that Paris Hilton, also a scam of the generation, would be tainting in like her vagina has tainted so many good looking girls who have fucked Paris’ sloppy seconds…

That’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

29

Aug

Coco is Pretty Amazing on Vacation of the Day

Coco has a disgusting fucking ass…but for some reason she’s become an icon or leader in the really big ass movement of white girls who fuck black rappers because it’s a good life – whether they end up pimping her out, or pay her to be exclusive, she’s winning at hooking, and doing way better than if she was on the streets somewhere, because she’s in a fucking mansion….

But the one thing you can’t deny, or that I like about her, is how good she owns her nonsense and there is something to say about any girl, no matter how fucking silly, owning her shit, or the body part that she shits from….even if in the grand scheme of things it is trashy and disgusting….

She plays it up and has been playing it up the last 10 years. With thong bikinis and photoshoots, never really achieving anything…but being known as the rapper wife with a fat ass and she’s never even done a sex tape.

Always smiling. It’s such a strange thing to do or to portray herself in the media, I wonder what is the motivation behind it is, like mocking yourself for attention, but then I realize who cares why she does it, that’s like asking a porn chick what went wrong in life before sucking dick on camera, instead of just watching her suck dick on camera…I choose watching her suck dick on camera.

All this to say, I’m a fan.

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Posted in:Coco

2014

29

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Red Bikini of the Day

We live in a world where Kim Kardashian, along with her sex tape and the career that followed, is clearly celebrated as a sex symbol. People look at her and think “Oh My God, I want to fuck Kim Kardashian, she’s so hot”…yet for some reason, beastiality you know where you fuck an animal is illegal, looked down upon socially and completely wrong, even if you own it…even though it’s the same thing as getting off to Kim Kardashian, whether she’s photoshopped in her bikini or not.

She’s a monster.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

29

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Red Lipstick on a Redhead Fetish of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s old face having red lipstick applied to her gutter mouth that has had so much contact with random genitals…is porn to at least one person, and that person happens to be me…

I am a huge Lohan fan, watching her fade into obscurity has brought me great joy, I am just waiting until she really hits rock bottom and I can find her on some street corner and nurture her back to average at best actor who could win the Oscar for her roll in anything that involves her struggling, because the Oscars are a fucking scam and celebrate talentless hacks yearly..and Lohan…is no hack…she is the real fucking deal…and I may or may not be in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

29

Aug

Beyonce for CR Fashion Book of the Day

The fact that Beyonce think she is god. Or that she has been branded the queen. Or that she’s worth 500 million dollars. Or that she didn’t fade away like the lead singer in girl groups before her – offends me.

I feel like there is a huge flaw in the world, that she’s figured out the scam, and that people are buying into it…all because she’s an ego, who won’t just retire to raise her kid gracefully like she should, but instead releases a more hardcore album, with sluttier pics and a fitter body, in efforts to compete with one of the girls who made Beyonce’s husband rich as fuck…

I guess it’s like I said about the 80 year old I once banged, never too old to stick your dick into as long as it’s not horribly fat.

Here she is doing some fashion shit because she’s some kind of icon.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

28

Aug

Megan Fox Shitty First Pitch in Korea of the Day

When it comes to overrated babes from the 2000s, who are pretty talentless, but embraced by the industry and shoved down our throats as the it girls, or the hot girls, or whatever the fuck they are….I am far more into Jessica Alba…

Maybe it’s because she just raised 70 million dollars for her IPO of her HONEST company, and a figurehead of billion dollar companies gives me boners…I mean if you’re going to deal with a loose pussy with two annoying kids, even in your fantasies, it might as well be worth over 100,000,000 dollars…instead of being worth the royalties the baby daddy still gets from 90210…a role that defined him…and trapped this Megan Fox…

In conclusion, I’ll still watch her throw a pitch at a baseball game, I got nothing else to do.

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Posted in:Megan Fox

2014

27

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio was part of this Brazilian photoshoot that took place during the Worldcup, which I assume is the only time she goes back to Brazil, you know because she is contractually obliged to make an appearance for her people…and she took it to the streets, where she gutter ratchet – chola herself up…despite being totally so far removed from the streets of Brazil, that this is almost mocking all the poverty with her silly posing, living the glamourous millionaire model life…

I like how they threw the gutter kids in…nice touch.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

27

Aug

Bai Ling’s Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Bai Ling is the original BAE……

Bai Ling is 50 years old…but like all Asians, especially the ones who work at the convenience store by my house, are still totally worth fucking as they spend their family fortunes living lives of luxury in the Western world, but always willing to give a handjob for 50 dollars or less….it’s a cultural thing…

She was the Original Courtney Stodden, or equivalent fame whore, who never really did anything specifically, but who always walked the red carpets…pulled out tits…and got herself noticed for the tabloids…but no one knew why she existed.

I liked to think she was a thai tranny hooker who did well for herself and made it in America….because she’s not home working the sweatshops

She is more likely a rich kid from China doing nothing in America..but publicity stunts no one really notices, involving hard nipples, white t-shirts, ALS, and water….

I’m so into this..dumpling filled with crazy…that was a Chinese food reference…I’m feeling clever today.

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