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2017

18

Aug

Diane Kruger in a Bikini of the Day

Diane Kruger old lady bikini bro….all 41 years old and still looking hot…

Diane Kruger….is also…German…which seems to be the hub for hot 40 year olds that are hot…I wonder why (eugenics)…

Unless she doesn’t actually look good, and I am just delusional, buying into the hype, blinded by some brain washing…marketing…the same reason people like fast food….and other hyped nonsense…people buy into…like TESLAs…and other Elon Musk scams…

You know what I am saying here, cuz I don’t…

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Fergie’s Weird New Project of the Day

Fergie is up to no good.

Unfortunately, it is not her revisiting her crackden where she snorts and smokes all the METH in the room now that she can afford it without having to hooker herself or sell her TV at the Pawn Shop…you know child star bullshit before becoming a black eyed pea, rather than a black eyed girl just trying to get another hit…SAD STORIES SOMETIMES END HAPPY…

She is probably promoting a solo album or other useless things the world doesn’t need and she’s doing it in a slutty way, trying to be provocative, trying to matter, and I guess it’s working because here we are.

Posted in:Fergie|Gemma Atkinson|SFW

2017

16

Aug

Natalie Portman Suggested Nudity in a Miss Dior Ad of the Day

Natalie Portman Straddles a Chair for a Perfume Ad

Natalie Portman is a huge star, with a huge fan base, who is from Israel and who every Jewish guy I have ever met has held in high esteem because he feels good knowing that there are really hot Jewish girls out there, it can happen and not all of them have that typical Jewish look…not that I know any Jewish girl with that typical Jewish girl look, I mean sure there’s the occasional troll looking bitch, but that happens in all cultures, all the Jewish girls I know are fit, they work out, hot, they had nose jobs, tanned, well nourished because they are on top of that shit, and rich…always rich…now I know there is always one poor sucker who isn’t quite successful or from a good family, forced to date the bottom of the barrel Jewish girl, and I guess that’s the guy looking at Natalie Portman like a beacon of hope…

Well, like any good business man, she uses her fame for brand deals and this one is for Miss Dior, someone we assume pays her MILLIONS of dollars, and she’s in the ad not wearing a dress…suggested nudity…something that when I post I get slammed for, but when fashion billion dollar brands do it for commercial purposes…it’s ART….weird.

Natalie Portman Shows Off her Leg while nude but covered for a Perfume Ad

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2017

16

Aug

The Kardashian Monsters on the Cover of Hollywood Reporter of the Day

The Kardashian Women excluding Caitlin cover Hollywood Reporter Latest Issue

The Hollywood Reporter was clearly in the mood for some clickbait, like anyone who works with these disgusting women, in pandering to their lie, their scam and buying into their infomercial – the social media version – bullshit….but they did good…because their cover photo is fucking terrifying…you know let the world see just how haggard, plastic surgery ridden, aged and weathered the entire family is, except maybe Kylie, because she’s still young hand her skin can handle the face injections and fat transfers that allow her to be a “No Filter” because her face is permanently filtered…no facetune where you see bitches erase their face into looking all cartoon like, or strong flash to block it out…just good old fashioned plastic surgery.

I do give the Kardashians credit for pulling off the scam, so many people want to, yet this ethnically ambiguous, not very attractive, troll family, who I assume cast a spell on OJ’s dead wife pulled it off…

The highlight reel of this cover is Kendall, because she’s the only one worth fucking, I mean they are all worth fucking, so rich, so ridiculous, but Kendall looks the best….

The tragedy in this is the neglect of Bruce, accepting him as one of the ladies, because clearly he is, they made him that way…

The whole thing, pretty vile, but they are Kardashians, that’s their strategy…

Kendall Jenner Not Wearing Pants in Hollywood Reporter Issue

I am more interested in W Korea’s sheer dress, titty flash, Kendall Jenner Cover because Korea is trendy now, always in the news with their Bombs, Dictators, BBQ, Pop Music, they know how to do things right…

Kendall Jenner Topless in W Korea Cover Shoot

Oh more nipples. So Edgy.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

15

Aug

Diane Kruger Beach Erotica of the Day

Diane Kruger is a 41 year old German Goddess, who may not be a “nazi” like you’re American white folk in Virginia, but she is probably created, like Heidi Klum, from eugenics, or “strategic” breeding, thanks to her ancestors being Nazis, unlike the white folk in Virginia, because they actually killed millions of people because they were told what they were doing was the right thing, the patriotic thing, despite it being a pretty fucking vile thing…you can blame good marketing, like the Kardashians could easily sway a lazy nation of youth to do crazy shit, but I guess they are too narcissitic and busy looking in the mirror, or at their selfies to really do anything beyond vapid shit like face injections to get instagram followers….still damaging, still psychotic, but less violent…

I guess the point of the story is that at 41, Diane Kruger’s still got it..I’d bury my face in her ass like it was a Nazi Gas Chamber…ready to die for this shit…

LITERALLY.

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Posted in:Diane Kruger|SFW

2017

14

Aug

Hilary Duff Feeding Pussy of the Day

How about some clickbait of Hilary Duff feeding a bunch of cats at a cat farm where they milk the cats to make cat milk and cheese because cat milk is cheaper to produce than Dairy Milk and when all mixed together…no dumb consumer knows the fucking difference…they just drink it up, make it into ice cream…whatever they can do to cut costs…it’s the American Capitalistic Way…something Hilary Duff lives by, because she also cut corners to make as much stupid money as she possible could, so that now she sits on a pile of money and can afford the luxury of going to cat dairy farms to feed the cats before they get milked…

In other news, she posted a slutty selfie, because all women are slutty, and want to be sexualized, even when they aren’t hot…but lucky for Hilary Duff…she’s hot…better than ever…thick and juicy…I’d eat it all up…like a boy of cat milk yogurt…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

11

Aug

Jessica Simpson Titty Dance of the Day

Jessica Simpson shook her fat tits for a social media post…because she’s discovered BOOMERANG and it probably entertains what you’d assume was her small mind, if you’re from the era of her reality TV show, or really any public interview, that I’ll assume is just a front to relate to the trash who are into her and who buy her stupid clothing and who made her a billionaire through K-Mart fashions…because it makes her relatable, like one of them, when really she’s some money grubbing celebrity….with big tits, tits she realized long ago allows her some leeway in her prone to fatness size, because they make for a good contrast, offset the gut that Weight Watchers paid her a million dollars to lose when she was a fucking blimp….giving her a second shot at life and mom hotness…and all it took was money and cash because this girl who plays a retard is either a retard with a good team…or calculating…and I can’t figure it out because I am hypnotized by tits…

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW|Videos

2017

11

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Comparing Tongues with a Dog of the Day

I am pretty sure I wrote about the two girls I saw comparing tongues the other day, it was one of the hotter experiences in recent days, I am not sure what they were doing but one girl was sizing up the other girl’s tongue, I mean it could have been for something gross like comparing STDs…but I like to think it was more about eating each other’s asses….

I guess it is a trend because this is the Vanessa Hudgens version of that…tongue out withe a dog, since she’s a fuzzy animal, sold to the industry by her parents, making her a life of puppet….a puppet who knows her fans a creepy weirdos into her tongue…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

10

Aug

Ashley Tisdale VS Vanessa Hudgens at an Event of the Day

Some High School Musical Shit Has Gone Down…

Some Ashley Tisdale the mangled face that was marketed as hot, and that really isn’t all that bad, despite being weird and rocking a fucked up nose job, like the only girl in the game who actually lost work because of a nose job, besides Jennifer Gray, but no one cares about Jennifer Gray, this is about some other dancing idiot…lookin racy with that CLEAVAGE

VS

Some Vanessa Hudgens, all hippie and down to earth acting ,despite being a vapid Disney chick who has been sold to the industry by her family at a young age, where nothing she can do is down to earch…but instead calculated bullshit…even her nude leaks from when cell phone nudes were rare…rocking a bush…something I fucking love….she was still some contrived garbage…

ALL AT THE SAME EVENT…so exciting…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

09

Aug

Kirsten Dunst in Nylon of the Day

Kirsten Dunst in Nylon is not Kirsten Dunst in NYLONS…you know showing off her old lady skinny girl body with big, what must be saggy as hell tits, because it feels like she’s been around forever…we’ve seen her rise to the top and fall into some haggard crackhead looking mess..only to rise up again because I guess she ran out of money…

In this episode of NYLON magazine, she talks about being on TV again in some show I don’t care about but more interestingly….she said “You can get jobs based on your Instagram following these days. That’s insane. But that’s why I have it now”…

Meaning her instagram is just her clickbait, her way to be relevant, her way to prove her celebrity, because she knows she can’t get work without an Instagram, so now she’s on instagram…strictly for profit…like a garbage opportunist you know all these greedy cunts are….

I checked out her instagram, hardly slutty enough, but she’s got a lot of followers, because she’ Kirsten Dunst…an icon…I guess…but I’m more into her tits on her small frame..

Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

09

Aug

Heather Graham’s Creeping Me Out of the Day

Heather Graham who was once ROLLER GIRL..in BOOGIE NIGHTS…a big deal, all big breasted, thick bushed, and amazing…celebrated as one of the hottest actresses out there with a legendary body…

Well, now she is she’s old, looking like some kind of socially awkward virgin cat lady cashier from the drug store…or some kind of clerk who doesn’t deal with people…but is knee deep in spreadsheets everyday before going home alone to masturbate to weird porn and eat ice cream out of the tub before trying to find a husband on various dating apps….but still busty…because sometimes…when you take the unattractive and set it next to tits…you can power through it..

Posted in:Haylie Duff|Heather Graham|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Getting Ready of the DAy

Herbie nerd idol, fantasy, fetish, vampire, who still looks amazing despite being old, made a funny joke about her employee or stylist or hair and make-up guy getting up into her crotch to fix the crotch of her outfit…something I know so many virgin losers who are into comics, living in their moms basement, and other NERD th
ings, because not all nerds can become dot com billionaires, or TV hosts for doing their nerd shit, and some NERDS are just the stale cum smelling weirdo with ASPERGERS who has sex dolls or at least computer printouts of Kate Beckinsale stuck to their bedroom wall with cum….

You know…cuz she’s a nerd idol, fantasy, fetish and vapire who still looks amazing.


I’m so glad we went on all those team building kayak weekends since occasionally we are called upon to act like fiddling around with my gusset is a normal part of the work day

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TO SEE HER IN ANOTHER DRESS AT THE AFTER PARTY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Rihanna’s Cropover Fest Continues of the Day

I THINK THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY, or maybe it was the highlight of the week, or even the YEAR is Rihanna in her native land of Barbados, where she was rumored to once be a teen prostitute who turned TRICKS with old British men that helped her launch her music career, I mean why else would some rich connected dude be hanging out with some 14 year old with a dream of song and dance…

This industry is too dark and corrupt for it to have just “happened”….there’s a reason for her not being a shanty living daughter of a garbage man still in Barbados….not the way she’s in Barbados now…living in the most expensive house on the island style…but being poor and still turning tricks…

But her big tits look big, her thickness good to me, I assumed she was pregnant with her Saudi prince’s meal ticket she clearly needs cuz she likes to eat…

I think it looks good. Sloppy…but good.

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

07

Aug

THICK RIHANNA FOR CROPOVER of the Day

It was Caribbean day in Toronto this weekend, which means it was probably Caribbean day everywhere, in Barbados they call it cropover fest, and as a Bajan woman she’s gotta celebrate…you know the hero of the country, the spokesperson, loved so much that the government gave her all kind of land despite her already being rich as fuck, she’s got responsibility to the people..who I’ve spoke to and who hate her…because she went from SHANTY to being a fucking cunt…

THAT SAID…

She’s THICK and in costume, looking good if you like your Caribbean women thick, and you should, since they are all thick..

She’s dating a SAudi Billionaire prince…and she exists…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

07

Aug

Kate Moss Brings the Titty Flash of the Day

Kate Moss is wonderful..

Everyone loves Kate Moss…

Not just gay men who have found it trendy to love all things 90s and Fashion Kate Moss…but people like me who remember the 90s and thinking “Damn that skinny bitch is good”…it was the heroin chic era, she looked too weak to run, had this amazing face and I was into it…and have remained into it..even as she rocks her menopausal body, a body you’d think she wouldn’t really have considering she likely didn’t get her period throughout her career due to starving herself, cuz clearly girl can pack on the weight…

I remember her being topless all the time when still working and skinny – so seeing her bigger fat tits is a nice reminder of what was…

I remember seeing videos of her doing coke at a party when she was living the rockstar life she’s probably still living….a pussy well travelled, fucked by many disgusting men, still alive…and I’m still staring because some things never change…even when the number on the skinny girl’s scale does…or her waistline does…or her gunt does….I will forever be a pervert and I like to think that is the moral of this story…

Posted in:Kate Moss