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2014

22

Aug

Victoria Beckham Ice Bucket Challenge of the Day

Victoria Beckham did the ice bucket challenge…

Now, I wish the ice bucket challenge was just the ice challenge where celebrities did as much meth as possible and the one who comes closest to death wins without dying wins….and all the ones who accidentally die would make us all winners…win win win – I would donate to that charity.

That said, seeing a small Beckham being taken out by ice water is pretty fucking jokes…but then again – so is people dumping ice on themselves for a charity….

I’ll still think about masturbating to it, but I think about masturbating to everything, I just don’t…

Posted in:Victoria Beckham

2014

22

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

Here is some Hilary Duff in a bikini for instagram because instagram is the place where girls can be attention seeking whores under the pretence that it is just to show off how great they are…their lives are…their bodies are…their bikinis are…because social media is a fucking lie where all these idiots try to show off…and I am okay with these bikini pics of everyone and anyone in bikinis…because I am a pervert…even with pics like this that are an attempt at “artistic”…and almost impossible to masturbate to, unless you’re a professional…and you are…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

22

Aug

Mila Kunis Sucking Spoons of the Day

Here is Mila Kunis showing everyone what it is like to be pregnant and miserable, where your only happiness comes from getting ice cream and being able to eat whatever the fuck you want, even though it doesn’t take away the sads of how wrecked her little kutcher is going to look when her little kutcher crawls out and pollutes the entire world….

Or maybe she’s showing girls that it’s better to have an oral fixation, than a cum in my uterus because I am over 30 and need a baby now before it is too late and I might as well do it with my old friend and billionaire I used to fuck, because he gets me…

Either way, pregnant girls…not hot…

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Posted in:Mila Kunis

2014

22

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens in Some Ill Fitting Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is not wearing the shorts a girl her age should be wearing. I guess she hasn’t gone out in public and seen that no girl wears shorts like these. These are more something some Parisian looking, possibly homo man on his way to get ice cream after a long jog and there’s really very little hot about that…

If I don’t see ass cheek or camel toe, then the shorts aren’t shorts…but rather they are pants..horrible horrible pants…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

Aug

Lindsay Lohan is a Stepmother of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted this video of her playing with a bunch of kids, looking like she’s in her late 40s, all medicated after downing a bottle of booze and a pack of smokes, only to play with the kids that didn’t crawl out of her uterus, like the little dolls they look like in her distorted world…puppets she can groom and whore to the industry…

It turns out that her “family time”…involves an investment banker who she lives with, and his two kids, because she’s allowed to find happiness, everyone deserves happiness as long as it’s rich enough to support her habits…

I don’t find a girl being a mom, whether insane or capable or not, very hot…but it is sure as hell better that she fucks with other kids than have her own, not that her dried up uterus can have kids, it is probably hasn’t had a period since Herbie Fully loaded…

I just like celebrating other stepPARENTS…me an Lohan we are so the same…twinsies….motherfuckers…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

21

Aug

Vanessa Hudgen’s Lookin’ Hot in Flaunt of the Day

Here’s a preview of Vanessa Hudgens for Flaunt Magazine…that doesn’t look anything like Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe I just view her as this chubby, hairy, little monkey…who despite being cute, has no real sex appeal. Like she leaked nude pics from when she was 17, and no one really cared, except her legal team, because she has no sex appeal. They were the kind of nudes you were like “oh that’s just a hairy naked girl, whatever”….you know the kind of pic that made you understand how a doctor doesn’t get hard when girls get naked in his office…you know…non-sexual nudity…which sucks…but looks like she’s turning that around, at least in this one pic.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

Aug

Kate Moss Directs Lara Stone for Vogue of the Day

Kate Moss directed what may be her first video, and as far as I’m concerned it is a bunch of high concept bullshit that isn’t high concept at all, but that is just phoney artistic attempt.

I never understand why people with budget and access ruin things by trying to be interesting or unique, it’s like everyone owns a camera on their phone now, we don’t need your pretentious ass making bullshit to distract us….especially in an era where we prefer sexts to experimental videos staring Lara Stone…and a wolf….

She should stick to topless beach pics.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2014

19

Aug

Tara Reid’s Instagram Bikini Pics Continue of the Day

I guess Tara Reid is trolling us…but I can’t really be too sure.

It’s like she’s either loving all the attention she’s finally getting again, thanks to being in Sharknado, a job she probably signed up to thinking was the end for her, but was just desperate to get some income, that totally turned around for her…something she doesn’t want to let dry up like her body…

Or she knows she looks like a zombie corpse coming to eat our brains in some Springbreak themed straight to netflix low budget movie that can afford her 1000 dollar day rate, but can’t afford a make-up artist, so they’ll just ride of her malnourished body and soul, thanks to drinking, drugs and some of the worst fake tits ever bought…that she’s signed up to.

And the weird thing is that I love it. I think she thinks she looks hotter than I think she does….but in my defines I have an frail, old, leathery like a boot of a woman who has lived the beach party life 40 years too long, a real lifer, too weak to run, but never too week for body shots…fetish

I think these are her third set of bikini pics in the last 10 days…genius.

Posted in:Tara Reid

2014

19

Aug

Kim Kardashian’s Interesting Bikini Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian posted this self shot paparazzi picture of herself posing at some ridiculous angle to look like she’s got a rocking’ thick body, and not that body of a fat mom who is still eating for two because she’s forgot she’s given birth to her marketing tool, because it’s been handed off to handlers and she’s far more interested in cake….

I just think it’s funny because I know there’s a hired photographer doing this for her, it’s not some selfie on her phone shit, and I’d love to see what the outtakes of the pictures look like, because you know they are out there, but the people involved aren’t bitter enough to leak them…even if they fucking should…

On a side note, I’ve heard that this shameless self promoter, you know a girl who wanted fame for her family so much that she bit the bullet, and sad on a black cock in video for the world to see for it, and in a lot of way, that’s more than most than most people do…so maybe I shouldn’t hate as much as I do…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian