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2014

22

Apr

Kristen Bell and Others Naked in Allure of the Day

Allure magazine has really jumped on a grenade with these year’s nude issue…jumping on the grenade is what we used to call fucking the fat chick at the bar because you wanted to fuck…not that Allure is fat, but the cast and crew of a celebrated issue that has had relevant girls like ZOE SALDANA and NAYA RIVERA …two very high end people…in issues of the past, have gone the Jenna Dewan Tatum, Minnie Driver, Nia Long and Kristen Bell this year…and I guess I am all for any girl getting naked, even if it strategic and not that hot at all…even if it has some milk filled new mom Dax Sheppard sucking tit in it.

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2014

21

Apr

Tila Tequila is Pregnant of the Day

The most amazing thing about the Tila Tequila pregnancy news, is the fact that Tila Tequila hasn’t killed herself – even though she should have – numerous times over as the tabloid fame whore slut that she is….

She posted this announcement on her Facebook:

Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way! May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy! I Love you sooooo much little baby!!

She posted this letter to her baby on Facebook

Dear Baby,

I used to write you letters like this all of the time. I have waited so very long for you to come into my life, and I want you to remember that no matter what people out there say about us just know that you are a gift from God. You saved my life sweet baby! That is more than a miracle, and I love you so very much! Daddy loves you very much too! You are so very special, and never ever let anyone tell you otherwise! Always know this ok? You are my everything!

Love Always,
Mommy

What a fucking joke. Poor kid, he’d be better off an abortion, miscarriage, or put up for adoption…

Anything for attention, but that said, I prefer her SEX TAPES
……hope this sells some of her SEX TAPES
…and I hope VIVID releases more of her SEX TAPES
….


Honestly – her last sex tape was awesome See it here
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Tila Tequila

2014

21

Apr

Rihanna Does 420 in a See Through of the Day

Rihanna is pretty fucking obvious, she’s a weed smoker and wants the world to know, that she’s gangster, or rasta and that weed is the life smoke of the generation or some shit, so on 420, she gets out there like the weirdo Christian she is, to get fucking high, while wearing a mesh outfit…and the whole thing, despite the mesh outfit, is annoying as fuck, like all the assholes on my Facebook who were posting that it was 420, who when aren’t 16, look really fucking ridiculous getting excited…it’s like smoke weed if you like weed, jerk off in public if you like jerking off in public, we don’t need mass fucking gatherings for a movement anymore, those days are behind us, we don’t need to unify, shit is legal in Colorado, it’s like fuck off and smoke your joints, hit your bong, vape and dabb like you do everyday, I don’t fucking need to hear about it…but feel free to wear mesh shirts…pretty much always…

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

21

Apr

Carmen Electra Fitness Makes me Laugh of the Day

I saw these pictures the other day and they made me laugh for two reasons…

The first was that I couldn’t remember what Carmen Electra’s name was, and I actually had to google her to figure out the MTV Playmate from the 90s who never had a baby and who is now menopausal despite the desperation to stay hot that her botox, rebuilt, scared to get old because her looks are all she ever had face face is screaming…

The second…is how fucking funny her botox, trying to stay young, rebuilt face looks…

I guess bitches don’t know how to age gracefully, even when they know how to squat…

Here are her workout moves to inspire you to never get old…or to kill yourself before you do because even with a toned stomach you look stupid as shit trying to stay hot…

If you don’t like that, then here she is on a date with Joanna Krupa, because low level titty models who have made it stick together CLICK HERE

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

20

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Labia for Under the Skin of the Day

I think the movie under the skin was in reference to Scarlett Johansson’s labia hanging out of her…something I assume she’ll get fixed as soon as her baby rapes and destroys the rest of her pussy….

She’s naked, she’s on her quest to win an Oscar pre-Kid, we’ve all seen her naked thanks to the dude who hacked her computer and ended up in jail for 30 years because of it, one of those Jesus type Martyr’s who died for your sins, and by sins I mean, you desire to see nude selfies of Scarlett Johansson….that paved the way for nudes in movies…because even with shitty tits, that people love in bra because they don’t look like this, nudity isn’t a big deal…

I am not a Scarlett Johansson hater, I just know what’s going on here, and that is that an overrated “beauty” who is the same in every movie, is looking for that transformative role to get a nomination, because she’s decided to take time off to be a mom…and it’s getting done via nudity…and anything that involves nudity…is my friend…even when I hate it…

Searching for pixelated celebrity clit is more fun than searching for eggs on your easter egg hunt…especially if done at #church.

Thanks to THE MAN I MAY GAY MARRY FOR THIS

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2014

18

Apr

Brooke Burke Old and in Fitness Gear of the DAy

Wild On Happened Brooke Burke…in the fucking 90s…

I think it’s safe to say that it is a good time time to throw in sports bra and/or bikini top, because you’re a mom and 100 years old….

I get it, she’s fit as fuck, and fit is hot, and fit 40 year olds are something to celebrate when you’re a 30+ women seeking hope that your kids won’t rape you physically…but when fitness is coupled with menopause…bitches start to just look like dudes..and despite the fact that a lot of guys like girls who look like dudes…I don’t.

I see these ripped old ladies at the Starbucks all the time, and I’m just like “interesting”…but they are still old fucking gross no matter how many pull ups they do…or botox they get…

You can try to beat the clock like one of your cheap as fuck gameshows…but biology always wins…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Brooke Burke

2014

18

Apr

Anne Hathaway’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

I am starring at Anne Hathaway’s underserving Oscar winning ass in a pair of leggings that are designed to look like they are the heavens…you know all blue sky peppered with clouds…but I don’t think this is heaven, even if this egotistical cunt things it is, as shit rubs up in between her gaping mound…in fact, I don’t even find her in spandex interesting, because she’s not that interesting, and the older I get I realize it’s not about the shape of the ass, or the meatiness of a vagina that matters when it comes to a girl…it’s about her personality, or at least the one she projects to the media, because it’s the #selfie generation, and no one is authentic as they work on branding themselves, especially not famous bitches.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

17

Apr

Rachel Bilson is Fat in a Bikini of the Day

Rachel Bilson has been reading too much Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…because it seems like she’s got on Kate Upton’s diet plan…which is eat everything you fucking can…as long as it isn’t vegetables…you know since no one one even remembers who she is…

Or maybe she’s just pregnant….

Both things…pretty awful, but I’m still looking, because bikinis are good…even when they are on awful things…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2014

17

Apr

Serena Williams Bikini Action of the Day

Serena Williams was born a man.

There’s no way that this creature, despite what the bikini is telling you, is an actual woman….

She is up on som “She’s a man”…”Ladybug” shit..her dad was clearly a tennis obsessed dude who figured throwing some color into the mix would change the sport for ever, and in doing that it is possible that he conditioned her to destroy the little white RUssian bitches with her monster serve that she was up against…

You see I actually watch women’s tennis, it’s one of the more erotic sports out there, but every time Serena makes a bitch grunt, I feel like I’m watching black on blonde huge penis porn…

Now I know, people love big black women, and I know she’s a big pro athlete, but I just can’t believe her clit isn’t a dick that’s tucked in during medical checks…

But that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t let her sit on my face and smother me…because I would….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SCARY PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Serena Williams

2014

17

Apr

Hipster Beyonce of the Day

Beyonce must be going through some sort of midlife crisis that involves trying to stay relevant despite being an old mom, because these rich and famous people can never get enough fame and fortune, and they hate the idea of fading off into obscurity, even if they have enough money to last 10 lifetimes over…

So instead of just releasing music they want to release, and touring when they want to tour, allowing them time to raise their kids, and be with their husbands, and have the downtime she deserves after working 10-15 years..it’s like retire bitch…but her ego doesn’t let her, so she starved herself, and dresses like a kid, and is more famous now than she’s ever been and the whole thing would be a lot more fun to watch if her hipster look involved more nudity, not because I want to see her nude, but because I want to see everyone nude…

Hipsters are mainstream try hards so it makes sense.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

16

Apr

Heidi Klum Old and Toplessness of the Day

Her name is Heidi Klum. She is a german domintatrix who you may remember from being a Victoria’s Secret model, but I am more familiar with her work as the wife of Seal Scarface, who was violated by his massive jungle cock enough times to make an army of kids …in what you would expect leave her 50 year old body more damaged than she is in these a href=”http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=68177″ target=”_blank”>topless bikini pics circulating the internet…that I am not allowed to post, which is probably a good thing, since they are pretty shitty…but at least she’s not fat..even thought her vagina has a healthy appetite for black cock…even if she’s not with a black guy now, but as a model, she’s probably with a billionaire, these things happen…even though he could afford a better, younger model…I guess she’s still Klum..

But I can link them…TO SEE THE REST OF THE TOPLESS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

16

Apr

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Pretty Pumped to be a Mom of the Day

Nothing like realizing that being a mom fucking sucks after spending your life wanting to be a mom but being unable to find a man to mom you…and 9 months of abuse before another 19-30 years of abuse to come…all thanks to being raised with Jennifer Love Hewitt as your mom, that will surely lead to drug addiction, rehab centre and some rebellion, especially after seeing how miserable mom looked when they were pretty new born.

This pic made me laugh, but then again all moms make me laugh when they realize the struggle is real and starting a family is the worst egotistical thing you can do…it’s way more fun to not have kids…they are a waste of time.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2014

14

Apr

Mischa Barton Nipple of the Day

There was a time when Mischa Barton was the Queen of Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer and cleaner, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virgin losers…and I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…

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Posted in:Mischa Barton

2014

14

Apr

Hilary Duff in a Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars…

But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

11

Apr

Beyonce Photoshopped Skinny Playing Golf of the Day


Beyonce playing the skinny hipster in her everyday life is really fucking confusing to me…

I mean she’s some fat, rich, diva, up on some Oprah kick who thinks she’s here to save the fucking world thanks to people sucking her dick all day…

But now she’s posting photoshopped pics of herself, with her wild and obscure “artist” hair….as she pretends she revolutionizing the world, as her fans call her queen Bee…as she is clearly the fucking devil who is evil and here to rape the minds of everyone..

Either way, I’d still let her sit on my face…and not just because she’s lost weight and is more fuckable/faceable, she’s fucking Beyonce and not letting her sit on my face would just be dumb…

Which isn’t saying much about me, I’d let Joan Rivers during a herpes outbreak, all old and unshaven, dripping what must be a 5 decade old miscarriage into my face, sit on my face…

I’m easy.

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