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2014

31

Oct

Jessica Alba Does Slash of the Day

If you have a Jessica Alba fetish…and you used to Listen to Guns and Roses religiously, not only are you old as fuck, probably pushing 40, since Alba hasn’t really mattered in a decade, even if she’s still pretty fucking hot…and Guns and Roses, unless for Karaoke or Kitsch factor, you know hipsters being obscure, don’t fucking matter no matter how much die hard Guns and Roses fans, you know the kind of guys with tattoos of roses in various parts of their body….but you’re also in luck because the two came together in her Slash costume…that I find level zero in erotic…but she’s a mom, with a billion dollar mom brand and I guess wearing a thong in public would be bad for business…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF CELEBS DOING HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

31

Oct

Keira Knightley is Boring in The Edit of the Day

BORING!

But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring…

I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that…

Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…

Posted in:Keira Knightley

2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for LUI Magazine of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is on the cover of LUI this month…and she’s naked.

Sure it’s not traditional naked…where you can actually see the things that define being naked…like nipples and vagina and gaping asshole…which in this internet porn generation is barely even naked…or inappropriate..you need close up penetration for that…

Instead strategic naked, because she’s a good Catholic mother who has made millions off being half naked, that full naked will come at a premium price…and not for some editorial, no matter how good it is…but instead for a brand or movie that will pay out proper…she knows how this shit works…and I guess half naked, or strategic naked, is better than not naked at all, even if moms in their 30s are a gross concept…when they aren’t Victoria’s Secret underwear models….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

30

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio for AIDS of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it…

It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx…

That said…I am a fan of her dress…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

30

Oct

Michelle Rodriguez for AIDS of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez showed off her tits at some amFAR Aids event hat I assume is some overpriced event that costs millions to put on, to give the top tier people great parties to attend and feel better about themselves at…while giving lower levels something to try to sneak into…all while raising money for AIDS…because AIDS needs money to buy houseboys off craigslist…

Now I never realized Michelle Rodriguez had tits, but that’s probably cuz I was distracted by her dick…a dick worth embracing, especially at an AIDS event…because even Trannies get aids, especially the gutter street ones that are used by married “straight men”…in back alleys….they are often broken, confused and addicted to drugs…where condoms while getting raped by perverts don’t always come into play…

All this to say, I have never fucked a tranny, I find Trannies weird and unhuman, but I would still be friends with a tranny, since I’ve never really cared what gender underwear my friends wear, or really what my friends put in their ass..I’m so modern…

That’s not to say Michelle Rodriguez is a tranny…it’s to say she may be one…but then again so could most lesbians…

TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2014

30

Oct

Coco Does Halloween of the Day

It’s halloween tomorrow, or what I like to call the day all the week that low level celebrities, if you consider Coco a celebrity, where as I consider her more of hooker who belongs to a celebrity, who lets her do whatever she wants, as long as she sits her fat ass on his face, because that’s what he pays her for…and I guess what it comes down to is that I think she’s pretty fucking amazing….and I don’t really know why…but maybe her Halloween costume gives some insight into that…via her ridiculousness, even though everyday is Halloween for her…fascinating stuff.

TO SEE Celebs Doing Halloween CLICK HERE

Posted in:Coco

2014

29

Oct

Britney Spears Tits for Instagram Declare Britney Day of the Day

An invitation to all the Britneys around the world! ????

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Apparently November 5 is Britney Day…as if not every day of the fucking year is Britney Day, at least for her family, who keep her medicated and well behaved so that they can continue generating revenue off her by milking her fucking soul…and I guess that’s huge news, but I am only into it because of her mom outfit and attempt at reading her lines…this is like Crossroads all over again….memories of the days we thought Britney was going to win an Academy Award…before exhausting her soul as this dancing monkey you all wish you could K-Fed…or at very least…sniff…right?

Either way, I wonder what activities go on on Britney Day…head shaving? Cheetos Eating contests? Being restrained by your parents while being forced to dance…Lip Synching battles…impregnating rich girls so that they pay you support for the rest of your life – I mean why isnt’ this a national holiday…I want in….

To see her Tits at CVS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

29

Oct

Emma Watson for ELLE UK of the Day

Emma Watson creeps me out – because I know you weirdos have been jerking off to her since before she hit puberty. You know Harry Potter fans, just socially awkward enough, thanks to a love for Wizards, to sexualize her or at least “collect her”….to wait for her to turn 18….and I don’t think I can really see past that and I have never seen a Harry Potter movie. I just know what she represents…

I mean maybe if her editorials for Elle were a little better concept than this suburban real estate mom working on her new “casual” look for an ad she’s running…or maybe this is some Kids author working on her media kit…

This can’t be a well paid hollywood star…it’s just too fucking boring to be…especially when you consider the amount of people who masturbated to her over the years, people who would probably still masturbate to these because they feature her and that’s how nerd loyalty works ,I just think it could have been so much better…but I still wouldn’t care because Emma Watson is dull.

Posted in:Emma Watson

2014

28

Oct

Alyssa Milano’s Breast Feeding Pic of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, I am a good friend of Alyssa Milano’s. Not because I used to jerk off to her on Who’s the Boss, the only role she’s done that has really mattered, but because I give her much needed advice when it comes to manscaping her hairy fucking arms…

I remember making fun of them, only because I was letting her know she should do something about them…only to end up waxing or getting laser on them, because in the last 3 years she hasn’t had hairy arms…proving yet again…cyberbullying works…sometimes it gets the job done, other times the weak kill themselves off with a flash card suicide, all the time it’s survival of the fittest..

That said, she posted a pic of her breast feeding, in some #freethenipple girls should be allowed to breast feed wherever they want because it is natural, and because this motherfucker likes seeing milk filled tits with parasites latched on – everywhere I go….

You know while she’s all high on endorphines from feeding her child…while, I’m all high off some random powder some homeless man made me snort….masturbating in my mind…It all works out in the end…

So thanks for the porn you old hairy critter…

Posted in:Alyssa Milano