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2014

21

Oct

Renee Zellweger’s Face of the Day

I am pretty amazed that anyone cares about Rennee Zellweger’s face modification procedures that have made her more human-like. If anything we should be celebrating the fact that she has eyes….This picture has gone viral and people everywhere are talking about how different she looks…or how she terrorized her face, when I don’t see much of a difference, because all I see is wrinkles, and wrinkles are my sign to stop lookin’….I just know that this is better than the alien inbred that was….

I was never clear on how she got cast for anything other than the inbred, monster in a horror movie. There have been times that she was the leading lady ore even the love interet and that’s just twisted as fuck…especially when thinking about the old her and wondering why she would ever leave the house without a mask…

So I think whatever is going on here – is a good thing…but at the same time…who gives a fuck…where are the spread asshole pics.

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2014

20

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Jean Shorts of the Day

In totally uninteresting news…Kim Kardashian wore a pair of ridiculously tight cut off jean shorts with some backless shirt, that made me really question why her ass and the implants she clearly has are celebrated, or why anyone would want to really stick their dick in this skin diaper looking science experiment gone wrong…it also made me question how the hell she even got herself into these…I feel like watching her get dressed would be a lot like watching my wife put on shoes…a real struggle…because when you’re obese even in target areas like Kim K…the struggle is real..

All this say, she’s a pornstar who achieved mainstream success – Aka an inspiration to girls everywhere who send me nudes – so I don’t hate her…I just hate this ass.

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

17

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding Her Face While Showing Her Booty of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face while leaving her workout, because she’s been working out, probably tired of being called Vanessa Pudgens, back when she was pudgens…and what she doesn’t realize is that when in shorts like that..she’s giving the paparazzi all they need, or all I really need, because I don’t give a fuck about her face, I’m all about her ass, or any girl’s ass for that matter…

I mean maybe she’s pretending to be shy for using The Fappening as an opportunity to release and relive her nude pics leak, to show people she has leaned how to wax and has learned how to take nudes..you know to change the pace of all the torment people like me always go back to reference…you know the thing she could never put to rest, that kept resurfacing in anything she did…finally looking her hottest, even when covered up…I mean those strong legs can do damage…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

16

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Swimsuit Collection of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Model and mom of 2 – has figured out the complex plight of the bikini model – what do you do when the bikini model body turns too old to bikini model – you start a bikini line – usually funded by the people you bikini modelled all these years for because you owe them your life for bringing you out of Brazil and taking you to this level…

You see because even products being pushed to 40 year olds, use young girls for them to hate – rather than people their age to hate….it’s simple logic, they can always blame their youth for their bodies, but when you put someone their own age in front of them half naked, it makes their mom asses look lazy and sloppy as shit…

So instead of modelling, launch a brand, Jessica Alba this shit, get rich….and these are the pics.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

16

Oct

Cindy Crawford for Citizen K International Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Gold Digger Cindy Crawford, who was celebrated by her PR Team for being one of the original supermodels. You know a woman who made money in her own right, doing her own thing, and paving her own way in the fashion industry. A woman who I’ve seen in person and is totally substantial and amazing even at 100…but who no one ever talks about how she married the GERBER family heir…who I would assume is probably a billionaire…because models always go for billionaires, if anything I think they become models to meet and bed billionaires…whether they are millionaires on their own or not….it’s all about dating up…

So one of the Original gold digging models, turned wife and baby momma to the future Gerber heirs…did some campaign and she looks fucking good, if I was a billionaire I would buy her too…and all the younger versions of her that come along because that’s what being a billionaire is all about…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2014

16

Oct

Lily Allen Midlife Crisis Concert Tour of the Day

Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer…

I find the whole thing offensive, but I guess I am not one of those people who believes in the whole be yourself, do what you want, do what feels right, even if it stems from insecurity…or seems like it is trying to hard.

I am the kind of person who feels that at your 30th birthday, no bikini’s, crop tops, booty shorts, allowed…unless you’re a stripper, in which case your desperation counterbalances the disgustingness…but when you’re rich and don’t need to be doing this…don’t do this…class it up a bit idiot..she’s a fucking mom of two, three if you count the abortion…this is not mom behavior, not even on Halloween…especially not in real life.

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

16

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Hot for Some Catalog Bullshit of the Day

There’s nothing really interesting or exciting about Nicole Scherzinger…other than the fact that when the Pussycat Dolls were all the rage, we all used to call her a tranny, because she had a hard ethnic looking face…that came with a body that was fit, capable of dance, which meant capable of fucking, and her questionable vagina, shouldn’t even be factored in, partially because of her strong booty popping legs…and their ability to ride even the smallest of dicks…but mainly because whatever gender she is, you can always do anal.

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2014

15

Oct

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Twin Erotica of the Day

For some reason telling girls, especially sisters that you meet in a bar, that you have an incest fetish thanks to growing up on 70s porn that had a serious incest theme constantly pop up, and that you’ve always wanted to have group sex with siblings, or mother daughters because there’s something so good about it…always makes you come across as some demented freak, because people like to hate before embracing..because part of me thinks that deep down in their core you can tell they are intrigued with the idea…

That said, twins fucking isn’t even incest, it’s masturbation…

Anyway, Mary Kate and Ashley are in Vouge and these are the unsexy pics.

Posted in:Olsen Twins

2014

15

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Blow Job Face of the Day

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NEW FETISH!! Blow Job Mouth…

Here’s a little Vanesssa Hudgens after her second round of nudes that were stolen from her iCloud, where she wasn’t 17 but still used her lawyer to try to erase them from the internet, even though she looked better than her regular pudgy self, all bald vagina instead of her awesome hairy bush from the first time around, in what I can assume was a second go to right the wrong of what was…you know, being committed to the nude selfie, that having a leaked picture happen once, wouldn’t stop her from doing more..and more….because that’s just how it is, leaked nudes aren’t a big deal and who really needs leaked nudes when you’ve got self produced pics of blow job face…since that’s my New Fetish…

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