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2014

17

Sep

The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair…

Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit..

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

16

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna brought some thickness to a yacht in Barbados, and I am not talking about her friend or family, or fellow countryman in the one piece…I am talking about her thighs and ass that I guess are taking a beating thanks to not being on tour and working out…because I guess Rihanna is lazy…

For some reason, even though I don’t care about Rihanna or any of these THOTS, I always get annoyed of pics of Rihanna when clothed, because she’s historically naked, sexed up, showing tit, making this bikini top totally out of context and unnecessary for all parties involved since we’ve already seen her tits…maybe she’s on her period and it is forcing her to keep her pants on…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2014

16

Sep

Sienna Miller’s Nipple of the Day

In case you forgot that Sienna Miller existed, this is her throwing out a reminder…but intentionally wearing a see through dress, with her nipple exposed, which isn’t a big deal at all, I mean it’s just nipples and tits are just tits, I see this shit everyday, and if you go to Europe they are everywhere….not to mention we’ve already seen her naked last decade when she mattered and was actually in movies…but it’s still welcomed behavior…because it’s better than not seeing nipple….

Fascinating right, I should be a modern day Philopsher…maybe I already am one…and just don’t know it….Deep…

Posted in:Sienna Miller

2014

16

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio in See Through Shorts of the Day

Mom Alessandra Ambrosio, who I like to pretend isn’t a mom, because it makes looking at her more tolerable, wore see through shorts to some Madrid Fashion Week event, shorts that I am partially excited to see come into trend, you know that all mom’s of two will wear, especially the ones in line at Walmart, because I am ready for that level of disgusting.

I guess if that doesn’t interest you…here are some pics of her in workout gear back in LA

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2014

16

Sep

Hayden Panettiere Pregnancy Pics of the Day

Hayden Panettiere in the above picture looks like she is in the blowjob stance and that makes me laugh, probably because she should have given the blowjob, she’s too young for this being knocked up thing, even though everyone is knocked up…

It makes me think, like most pregnancy pics, because I can’t imagine girls every actually wanting to ruin their lives with kids, since kids ruin lives, whether she had just one too many abortions to risk being barren with this one…since she’s not pushing 40 and still has a decade of fucking to do to make it count…

It also makes me think, shit pregnancy isn’t attractive…alone with all the ruined body, sleepless nights no one cares about, aging 10 years in the first 9 months, and anyone who says they love the pregnancy glow is some lonely fuck who hasn’t had the chance to knock a girl up and never will, but wishes he could so that he’d never be alone again…

Cuz anyone with eyes, see just how unnatural this whole thing is. It’s like an Alien Invasion or something.

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2014

15

Sep

Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with…

The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money…

I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something.

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Posted in:Serena Williams

2014

15

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

Ashley Tisdale brings hope to girls everywhere, that as long as you are rich, famous, and have dudes everywhere wanting to be up inside you…even if you had botched plastic surgery, you career is dull, and you’re not as cute as you’re marketed to be…coupled with being Jewish enough to find a quality Jewish man who needs a Jewish girl to make him babies that are Jewish too, instead of those ghetto money grubbing converts, you can live happily ever too…and post honeymoon pics of yourself in a bikini…all wholesome at least in comparison to all the trash that is going on…

For some reason, I think there’s some level of merit in this. I mean Ashley Tisdale could just as easily posted pics of her spread asshole crying for attention, but she’s keeping things G Rated, and in a world full of smut, the G rated stuff is starting to become pornographic, appealing and sexy, like happily “just” married and starting a family like a good girl bikini pic, is replacing the single, sex crazed, half naked at the pool party crying for likes because I am an instagram selfie….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2014

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day

Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death.

That said…

I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Sep

The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero

Here’s the real pic…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere