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2014

24

Nov

Beyonce’s Best Pic Ever of the Day

Beyonce did this shoot for Interview, I didn’t bother looking for the rest of them, even though I know they will be half naked, and her as sexy as she can be, because she’s up on some midlife crisis hustle, where she feels she can compete with these younger girls…and I guess she can…because people are loving her shit, despite her being a mom, at least rumored to be a mom, there’s no proof that pregnancy was actually real….it could have been movie make-up…when I think it is unchristian…but I guess her fame and career in and of itself is not Christian, and she’s a horrible person, but I bet she thanks GOD and Jesus when she wins awards….it’s what these people do…

All this to say, keep her fucking masked…it’s her best work.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

24

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is really into wearing these leggings to the gym that she jacks up her ass, making it looked clenched and boxy, like she’s trying to hold in a shit, whenever the the paparazzi is around….because this is either a fetish, or her way of saying she doesn’t want the world masturbating to her round little ass, at least not for free, even if it’s bad for her image when she makes it look shitty….or maybe this is what her actual ass looks like…

I don’t know, maybe I’ll have to cross reference it with all her nude pics she has shot and released of herself…because she clearly is down with at least one person seeing her look hot and sedcutive…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

24

Nov

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

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This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

24

Nov

Carmen Electra Goes Full Tranny of the Day

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, and the problem with old as fuck girls with a lot of plastic surgery, who still go out and party like they are fabulous, even though they aren’t, but they have no kids, despite their biological clocks ticking, because they didn’t want that to get in the way of money making…is that they end up looking like trannies…especially when they are all in costume and busting out of their shirts…their botox faces sculpted into a semi smile….but you’d all still fuck her…because she’s Carmen Electra and she was in Baywatch for a season in Y2K…so she matters…at least she thinks she does and that’s good enough…

I just wonder how long she’ll keep up the fun for…..into her 60s or 70s? I mean no one ever wants to be that person doing shots in the VIP room…but sometimes I guess you have to be when it’s all people care to pay you for.

This is what low level looks like.

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2014

21

Nov

Tara Reid in a Bikini of the Day

I guess I’ve made fun of Tara Reid over the last decade, where she fell out of the hollywood scene, to become a perpetual spring breaker, because I guess the whole thing was kind of funny to watch. A girl, who at one time was an it girl, not really in every movie, but still one that people jerked off to, throwing it away, to rage like a Sorority girl on some kind of herpes mission…it was weird…but not as weird as when her franken-tit were exposed, which could have been her turning point, you know because it was humilating to her, since botched tit jobs you decide to flash on the red carpet can be traumatic…

I am sure I’ve called her a zombie, skeletor, corpse…I may have even done a death watch…but the fact is at 40, she still looks good, even if she’s in movie make-up, malnourished and even sickly from the alocholism….at least she’s not fat, weathered, and disgusting…

Meaning like Sharknado, I am happy for her comeback…especially when it is half naked like this…

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2014

21

Nov

Beyonce Twerks in New Video of the DAy

Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

21

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Has Good Pants of the Day

I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes…

But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit…

All this to say…good pants.

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

21

Nov

Heidi Klum Nipple on Set of the Day

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Heidi Klum is from, but I am going to assume that it is something recent, where you can see some nipple, even though she’s probably in her 50s, and is a mom of 50, who has been sodomized by massive black penis she was married to, and I’m not talking about Bill Cosby, who seems to have sodomized everyone, including your childhood, I am talking about the OG Scarface…who has the voice of an angel…proving that germans , the freaky pragmatic people, who when not shitting on each other for sexual release, after a day engineering cars, can still look good, thanks to 1940s Aryan Ethnic cleansing experiments coordinated by Hitler…right…

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

21

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever.

Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina….

Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old.

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