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2017

28

Jun

Fat Rihanna Slutty in the Pool of the Day

I guess these are some high priced, high powered lens, paparazzi images of Rihanna and some Saudi Prince, or Saudi Oil Heir who has a history of fucking black women with status, like Naomi Campbell, because that’s what you do when you’re a young billionaire…

I guess this is proof that Rihanna has made it, or that no matter how rich a bitch is, she’s always going to date a richer dude than her, for security and because bitches hate spending their money and like being taken care of.

I guess it is also proof that if you’re a 14 year old Barbadian prostitute in a Karaoke Bar, there’s no stopping where your pussy can take you, from music career…to SERIOUSLY HUGE CELEBRITY…to billion dollar cock…

Don’t ever let NO ONE tell you you can’t have dreams girl…

The real issue is why does Mr Saudi Billionaire have a thing for black women…it’s his fetish…and I find that the more interesting thing than fat Rihanna fucking in the pool…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Fergie Ass on Stage of the Day

Fergie has an ass in fishnets…for Gay Pride because she’s a dude….in women’s lingerie…like all the gays….

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Serena Williams White Boy Fucker Pregnant Erotica of the Day

I have a female tennis fetish…because it’s sexy, the grunts, the high society, the panty flashes….and I have a hot black chick fetish…the tits, the ass, the chocolate skin tones….so you’d think I’d die for Serena Williams…known white boy fucker and very famous and well paid athlete….

But for some reason, she has the exact opposite effect on me, she terrifies me…she’s a monster to me….she’s the worst of both those things…

The founder of Reddit who knocked her up seems to have a different take on it….in this pregnant erotica photoshoot for Vanity Fair celebrating love and what I thought was a tranny doing the whole LADY BUG – RIP Jon Brandis – Dude plays a girl in the girl sport league to win….but I guess isn’t…not that hot…but it happened…

I feel like this won’t be posted on reddit and my site won’t blow up from all the traffic making me relevant…because Founders are crazy and don’t like their baby mommy’s called trannies on the internet…CENSORS…evil BILLIONAIRES…

Posted in:Serena Williams|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Stephanie Tanner Using Her Meth Mouth of the Day

I wonder how many other people find these pics of Stephanie Tanner eating some samples at the Farmer’s Market and not at Costco like the white trash broken child star turned meth addict that she is….erotic…

Not because of her monster tits, or her comeback in the lamest way, or her quitting of Meth….after using for years after not being able to get work and watching her Olsen co-stars get richer….but because…no that’s exactly why….

Eat that Farmer’s market samples like it was the cum of the johns you used to turn tricks for meth money girl….you classy and hollywood….all relevant now that netflix exploited you like your pimp during the meth years did…

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Posted in:Jodie Sweetin|SFW

2017

27

Jun

Sophia Bush Bathing Suit on a Boat of the Day

Sophia Bush is in a bathing suit….The only thing I know about Sophia Bush is that she was on some show that really spoke to nerds everywhere….it was called One Tree Hill. I never saw an episode but assume it was garbage….

But nerds I knew watched it, loved it, and thought this Sophia Bush was everything….making them loyal to her…..which is what nerds do to all the women in the content marketed to them and which is pretty fucking good for the girls marketed to the nerds because it gives them a lifeline….it allows them to exist…allows her to last longer than a few minutes…and it triggers extra instagram likes when they post slutty pics that are hardly slutty like this…

Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2017

26

Jun

Gillian Anderson Nipple of the Day


Here’s some free the nipple shit that will destroy any Gillian Anderson fan thanks to them being very weak, sad, pathetic, lonely, human beings…where nothing good has gone on for them in the last 20 years so they hold onto their magic lady they love so much…and don’t realize is just an actress who is playing a part that they find sexy…the FBI agent who explores the X-Files….my god…what could be hotter in a fantasy for someone who lives in a basement apartment and masturbates after snorting modeling glue all day…very little…

But to me, Gillian Anderson isn’t hot, was never hot…but she’s showing off nipples…to fuck with all you Gillian Anderson freaks she knows are out there because she still gets fan mail and money off that gig…the best gig of her life..

She’s old, and knows exactly what she’s doing…good hustle…troll the nudes who allow you to continue to exist and not just in sculptures they made of her with their sperm…

Posted in:Gillian Anderson|SFW

2017

26

Jun

Rachel Bilson is Boring of the Day

Rachel Bilson Has a Terrible Bikini Selfie

In the event you’ve been sitting on the edge of your seat, hoping not to break it, because you’re a fat fuck, for the last 5-10 years since the OC ended, wondering what the hell happened to Rachel Bilson, knowing you heard something about her being abducted by her baby daddy / husband – Canadian actor who hasn’t really had that high profile of a career since he was in Star Wars….you’ll be glad to know she’s still fucking boring…and that whole being abducted shit was just adding flare to her boring existence…as you can reference in these pictures, this is how she interprets a beach selfie to look, and I don’t think she’s that old, even though she is old….never too old to know tits / ass / nipple or really anything is the answer.

That said, she was my favorite on the show the O.C., much hotter than Marissa Cooper / Mischa Barton, even though she’s gone onto be far more exciting, drunk, a disaster, disgusting, fat than skinny – a sex tape star then sex tape cock block….while this one seems to be some kind of Mormon or Born Again in terms of sex appeal. Tragic really.

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|SFW

2017

23

Jun

Katharine McPhee in her Underwear of the Day

American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star I don’t really care about…because Simon Cowell Makes Dreams come true while he cums on Ryan Seacrest…or the pile of money he’s made by being some psychopath who knows how to manipulate the public into buying into shit music and talent contests as he cashes the fuck in…

I don’t know why American Idol Katharine McPhee who has since turned into some TV star is in her underwear, apparently she’s on set because she’s a real actress….but I know I’ll still take the half a second it takes to look at it.

Because when a girl selfies like this, you encourage her to do more…it’s how you get to the spread asshole nudes…

Posted in:Katherine McPhee|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Gillian Anderson Full Tit on the Day

Gillian Anderson had a tit slip showing the world her breast while on vacation in a bikini

Gillian Anderson tit hanging out of her bikini top – no matter how old and sloppy Gillian Anderson is – is clearly the fucking best thing ever for Gillian Anderson fans, who definitely exist and who as a society as a whole we can probably say we’d rather didn’t exist…all that aspergers nerdy awkwardness and cum soaked sweatpants in public…after a game of LARPING or board games….is just fucking weird…but harmless I guess….I shouldn’t hate on nerds, I have a fucking blog, that’s about as punk rock as being a teen girl…and not in the discovering my tits or sexuality or getting my first period way…in the I am a grown man doing shit teen girls do for a living…that’s worse than weridos who jerk off to Skully and her tit.

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Posted in:Gillian Anderson

2017

16

Jun

Rihanna Nipple in a Video of the Day

I’ve seen pics of this video shoot before, but for some reason it’s all over the place today, and in trying to keep up with trends in celeb tits, tits we’ve already seen, of a celeb who is now old and fat, here’s Rihanna Nipple, because like Rihanna, we can pretend it is 10 years ago, but unlike Rihanna, we won’t be getting paid stupid money for it…

Here are some bonus, if you can call them that, paparazzi pics of her in what could be a see through type maternity dress for the slutty pregnant chicks out there..you know who you are…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

16

Jun

Katie Holmes is a Fucking Robot of the Day

Katie Holmes, the Robot who was built or held captive by Tom Cruise is out there showing off some cleavage…because now that she’s fucking black dudes like Jamie Fox, she feels like she’s got some soul to her hips, some sex appeal, like any fat girl you see with her half black kid on a flight to Jamaica to meet daddy…it’s like amongst the white folk they are just the fat chick no one wants, not that Katie Holmes is fat, but you know what I mean she would have been put out to pasture if she was a living and breathing entity, but her case she’d be sold off for parts or scrap metal…but her she is with titties out and a “look at me I’m hot and people like to fuck me” attitude…

I guess it is some machine learning…in the android simulation flesh….

You know after having your soul tampered with by Tom Cruise for so long, it’s probably nice to feel as close to alive as your robot self can.

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Posted in:Katie Holmes|SFW

2017

16

Jun

Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible…

What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few….

Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good.

I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to..

Posted in:Phoebe Price|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life..

I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo…

Posted in:Mena Suvari|SFW

2015

30

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Catalog Pic of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, probably because she got her first pay day in a while, and it was to be the brand ambassador or spokesperson for Bongo, some weird shitty mall store I assume no one cares about, but that is making some shitty quality quick to market clothing for little girls everywhere to buy, and fill their shitty over-stuffed closets with, thanks to material and commercial nature of our economy, but more importantly, the fact that all these people are social media stars in the their own right and cant post a pic in the same outfit twice, making for a fucking ton of waste…it’s pretty fucking disgusting, but not nearly as disgusting as the work conditions of the sweatshop run by some rich China man…who will in turn buy up your neighborhood…

Smart play America…

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2015

28

Jan

Jessica Alba Fitness of the Day

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Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…

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