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2013

May

Rosario Dawson’s Weird Upskirt of the Day

I’ve heard some Rosario Dawson stories over the years, from her being some coked up annoying party slut in New York who thinks she’s super fucking important thanks to Harmony Korine pulling her out of the projects when she was 15 to star in her panties in his movie….a slut start to a slut life….filled with big tits….and now panty flashes…because by the looks of her stomach she’s pregnant and trying to give her baby a little light….what a considerate mom….

Or maybe she’s just accustomed to flashing her junk to make people care about her….and that’s why life has been too good to her up until now, handed to her big titties on a silver platter,

I say send her back to the ghetto where she belongs….because her panty flash hustle will be alot more like sucking dick for coke….or rent money…a place she belongs…

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2013

May

Sharon Stone’s Big Old Lady Tits Lookin’ Good of the Day

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I generally hate old ladies…but I am totally down with whatever is going on here….possibly because her pussy was a big part of my masturbation in the 90s back when I’d rent her video and pause the shit on the pussy flash scene….trying to get it in perfect frame so that I could make out her labia before DVD existed….so many times that we were practically in a relationship. A relationship that ended when the internet hit and I got access to porn. But a relationship I’ll remember forever as a glorious time in my shitty fucking life….

I don’t know why she’s looking so hot at this event, it’s like some divorcee at the night club wanting to get some dick in her to make up for lost time and feel loved thanks to her husband leaving her for a 20 year old shit….a place I like to call heaven.

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2013

May

Petra Nemcova Hot Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

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My favorite thing about Petra Nemcova is that she survived the Tsunami like a superhero when the person she was with, her fiance, didn’t. Unless it was just an extravagant attempt to escape being locked down by her, and dude lives a life under a different name in South East Asia, which is possible, because even the hottest bitches, are nagging, self involved, emotionally driven, cunts who annoy as they try to control their man…..

My other favorite thing about Petra Nemcova, is staring at her nipples. She’s a survivor and by survivor I mean lovely as fuck…..

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2013

May

Katie Holmes is Wet of the Day

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Here’s something Tom Cruise was never able to do to Katie Holmes….and that’s get her wet.

Sure they have a kid, but gay guys have kids all the time, it’s the new generation people, we have modern science, and in Tom Cruise’s case Scientology….with labs that make this shit possible….there’s no evidence there was ever any penetration. If anything, the only evidence was her empty eyes, that looked medicated or brainwashed during years of their marriage, that she finally escaped, allowing her to frolic in the city for a movie, without a care in the world, because she knows the aliens aren’t coming to get her and her chosen alien baby….that was all just hollywood lies…

Now I prefer my wet t-shirt contests with more tit, more nipple, less 40 year old mom, more college coed on roofies….but this works for me, because I am a sick man.

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2013

May

Cindy Crawford’s Still Got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on, or maybe I just like bitches with moles.

But I am going to assume it’s got more to do with running into her on the street once as she was getting out of her town car and walking into her hotel, and we exchanged glances, and when our eyes locked, part of me died, because it was amazing, magical and exactly how she worked the camera….reminding me that she’s fuckin’ good at looking good and here she is proving she’s still got it for Harper’s Bazaar Spain….

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2013

May

Jenna Jameson on the Beach of the Day

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There is something totally useless about seeing an old and tired Jenna Jameson in her bikini on the beach….posing like she’s hot…because the interent will link you up to hours and hours of her getting fucked back in her prime…I’m talking gangbangs, to anal, dyking out, to solo, she’s done it all…..yet I am still compelled to post the shit…

Maybe it is cuz we were once internet friends…or maybe it’s cuz I like the idea of a vagina well travelled….knowing the underlying damaged soul that comes with it…

You know, that’s the real porn to me…not all that penetration on camera shit…but the broken girl behind all the fake hair and make up..

Not to mention, she’s got a rockin’ booty, even if she’s a mom who had a mom pussy before being a mom, thanks to all the insertion.

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2013

May

Demi Moore’s Bikini Top of the Day

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No this isn’t a scene from a Horror movie, despite what her second belly button from all the Tummy Tucks is telling you, it is just Demi Moore in a bikini….

Sure she’s a zombie, or a frankenstein in her own right, only 10 percent of her is officially her, and the rest of her is modified thanks to modern science….because that’s what insecure, naturally ugly, slept her way to the top whores do to themselves….and sure she’s scary to look at, or to imagine what her vagina looks and feels like….

But she’s still in a bikini top, and I’ve jerked off to worse. Every now and then you need to put yourself to the test to see how low your masturbation can go…

This may be one of those times…

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2013

May

Jessica Simpson Pregnant Pic of the Day

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I don’t know why pregnant pics of Jessica Simpson bring me such joy….but they do…she’s a fucking tank…filled with fetus and Texan BBQ….and her ankles look like they are going to break from all the pressure and her pants look like they’ve taken on the biggest challenge of their pants life….because she really takes pregnancy and eating for two seriously…and the whole thing is fucking lovely….the beautiful glow of a pregnant woman….who is about to explode and splatter cake all over people in a 20 foot radius of her….

Normally pregnancy grosses me out…but today…it makes me laugh…

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2013

May

Emma Watson for W of the Day

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Emma Watson is in W MAGAZINE and these are some of the pictures….boring fucking pictures…that luckily are exciting to her fans, because her fans are into Wizards and shit, making them not so into girls, or at least into fucking girls, but more into lusting after them in uncomfortable ways as they LARP…..

You know she could be in a clown costume, mascot costume, just the idea that it is Emma Watson…the EMMA WATSON…from Harry Potter….makes them spontaneously ejaculate….I mean as far as they’re concerned they’ve been in a relationship for the last decade and her older familiar face…is all they want to know…and anyway they get it, they are stoked…

While I’m more into nude fashion shoots. Call me crazy.

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2013

May

Rihanna’s Hot Instagram of the Day

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Rihanna is an exhibitionist…I like that in a woman….I know most girls are sluts and whores, into male attention and fucking to get ahead…but only a select few are into being watched by as many fucking people as possible….and those are the women I appreciate, because I get to partake in the fun, while most girls who are sluting and whoring aren’t out there doing it for me cuz they have standards….luckily…I don’t….

Rihanna is lovely.

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2013

May

Eva Longoria’s Weird Panty Flash of the Day

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I have no idea what’s going on here, it’s like bitch is screaming for the world to look at her, lifting her dress like a four year old at a wedding who wants people to look at her instead of the bride….you know attention craving….starving for a camera to look at her…all while covering up her Mexican corn tortilla filled gunt….if you look close enough you may see a tampon string…like she’s not old and menopausal….and really old and menopausal or not…I’m totally into more girls following her lead!

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2013

May

Rihanna Making her Booty Pop of the Day

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Don’t Jump! Rihanna was in New York shooting a music video or a commercial or some shit and she took time out of her busy schedule to take a picture of her poppin her booty for social media because she knows what really matters…it’s not the money or the fame, sure that helps broaden her audience for her exhibitionism, but the core of what she’s about, is whoring herself out….even if this is some of her more tame work…

The unfortunate thing in all this, is that I find her hot.

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2013

May

Jessica Alba is in Workout Gear of the Day

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Jessica Alba was walking around in workout gear and I figured I’d post it, despite Jessica Alba’s sex appeal being virtually dead, even if she’s bounced back from her pregnancies, she’s still had those pregnancies….

Sure she’s hotter than any girl you’ve got with, and you may still have a soft spot in your masturbation schedule for her, you know one for old times, cuz you have a hard time moving on….and sure even as a shell of what was, it’s still not horrible…

But I was hoping to see more cameltoe, tight pants do that to women, before realizing, her labia are probably taped to her inner thigh, you know as a result of those pregnancies…

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2013

May

Kate Bosworth on the Road to Coachella for Topshop of the Day

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Kate Bosworth got hired to do some video for Topshop about Coachella, which is both further proof that Coachella is some mainstream hipster bullshit….that has little to know cool to it…but instead is just over commercialized money making crap….that only matters because hot girls go to it….but more importantly, this video reminds us that Kate Bosworth still exists and that she can get work, she’s capable, and I’m into that cuz I kinda like Kate Bosworth, not that I remember anything she’s done as an actor, but I do remember her skinniness, and her ability to model….not that modeling takes much ability, but you get what I’m saying….

That said, this video fucking sucks. It’s so fucking boring….TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES BITCH.

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2013

May

Christina Aguilera’s Bikini Pic Lie of the Day

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Christina Aguilera posted this picture to facebook and it is safe to say that it is either from a decade ago, before she decided to embrace her eating after her pregnancy and turn her 90 pound popstar self into 150 pounds of disgustingness that even her massive tits couldn’t overshadow….or it is photoshopped as hard as her team of talented graphic designers could to legally be able to still call these pics of Christina Aguilera.

Unless her time off TV gave her time to reflect, hire a cook and a trainer and work at shit, because despite embracing her fatness, like all fat girls do, she probably actually hated it, like all fat girls do, and just wanted to be sexy again.

The whole beefcake tank who loves cookies and cake didn’t translate so well on TV….

Either way, you can probably masturabte to this, since her belly isn’t hanging out over her skirt, a new and good look for her, even if it is a lie, something we should expect, since all women lie.

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