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2015

27

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Fun of Her Fat Whore Self for T-Mobile of the Day

The fact that brands endorse this porn trash makes and not only encourage her to exist, but rather finance her life with these million dollar campaigns, would make me sick to my fucking stomach, but I don’t care enough about that, and if anything, I like knowing that society is fucking doomed…humanity is over…I find comfort in that.

I get it, people just want to monetize everything and anything and will use any gutter trash they can as long as that gutter trash has followers to get there. It’s like one talentless fame whore, who is an actual whore, there’s video proof endorsing big brands like T-Mobile, who won’t advertise on this site because it’s got nipple, but they’ll give this bitch, who gets railed unprotected by a dude in video millions… because these big brandsy are hypocrites…

All this to say…she’s the worst, T-Mobile are latching onto her and supporting her, and thus they are the worst too.

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2015

27

Jan

Heidi Klum Lingerie Model of the Day

Heidi Klum still has a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…I guess…thanks World War 2 Nazi war camps…

But what I really wonder if parts of her we aren’t seeing…namely those parts in her panty…have withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her with all kinds of babies….vaginas are designed to stretch, at least that’s what I tell girls on snapchat I want to see fuck beer bottles…

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2015

26

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Thigh Gap in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba is a hot bodied mom, who you may remember as being an it girl everyone wanted to have sex with, despite being Mexican, before settling down and becoming a billionaire with a brand of organic baby products…and I guess whoring herself out to endorse products for money is pretty much her thing…and these bikini pics of her from her instagram, the thigh gap one has since been removed, because I guess she is not relatable to all the fat moms pushing 40 who love her, and give her money, but that thanks to the internet will live on forever…

I mean this body…is crazy…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2015

26

Jan

Petra Nemcova Not Retouched for Ultimo Lingerie of the Day

Petra Nemcova is a Czech model who must be in her late 40s, because I feel like she’s been around forever. She’s been part of every underwear campaign the last 2 decades, from Victoria’s Secret, to La Perla, to Victoria’s secret, to whatever the fuck Ultimo is…and she probably booked the work, because she’s tall…And unlike other Czech Girls, she didn’t have to work in the sex trade because they are hot and more affordable than American porn chicks, because Czech girls are always willing to fuck on camera for money….at least it seems that way if you watch porn…and they are the only hot ones doing it…but she’s still getting half naked for fashion…

I think the most interesting thing about this babe, is not that she’s a babe who doesn’t need to be retouched, you know since that’s the whole fucking point of using models and not fat actors as spokespeople to push the brand, the whole retouching thing makes no fucking sense…but it is that she survived the Tsunami…and that’s a pretty gangster thing to survive…and thank god she survived, so that we can stare.

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2015

24

Jan

Lindsay Lohan’s Not Dead from her Bali Mosquito Aids of the Day

In case you were wondering, Lindsay Lohan is not dead from the mosquito disease she got when wearing a bikini, because as you know flies are attracted to rancid rotting shit, that we can only assume her vagina both looks and smells like….The rumor is that she’s playing sick to get out of jail again….I think she’s just doing anything for attetion..including posting panty pics to instagram…because that was the original publicity stunt, before the whole genius of tropical diseases came to her marketing strategy.

Either way…she’s the worst…and I’d still let her smear all her diseases over my unprotected dick…I mean she is Lindsay Lohan…


UPDATE – THIS PICTURE IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED – THIS IS WHAT LINDSAY LOHAN LOOKS LIKE AND HER TOILETRY BOTTLES ARE JUST DESIGNED TO LOOK THAT WAY FOR JOKES

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2015

23

Jan

Fergie for Allure of the Day

Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her…

Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

Posted in:Fergie

2015

23

Jan

Carmen Electra’s Beach Shoot of the Day

Carmen Electra defies gravity…space and time…age….and dignity…by being shameless and still willing to get on the beach, all BOTOXED, because I guess she needs to make money, but more importantly, she needs to be made to feel like she’s still pretty, because that validation is all she’s ever known…and the fact is, I kind of like the real housewife, porn looking old lady still holding on vibe…because despite the weathered vagina, the broken soul under the leathery skin, brings me happiness…


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2015

22

Jan

Charlize Theron Makes the Blowjob Face on Set of a SHoot of the DAy

I am sure you’ve seen at least one classy girl stick her tongue in her cheek, to simulate sucking a dick, usually not in a sexual way, but I’ve had it done to me in a sexual way by at least one stripper and I found it really awkward, but I guess not as awkward as Charlize Theron, South African who came to America after her mom killed her dad with a dream, a dream that involved nude modeling not really making munch money but being found in a bank, pretty much at her breaking point when she was ready to get fucked on film for money, but some asshole producer or casting director moved in at the perfect time for her, bad time for us, preventing that porn career by giving her a mainstream movie role, and 20 years later…she’s still out on set being slutty…before going home to Sean Penn to be slutty….

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2015

22

Jan

Jennifer Aniston’s Hollywood Reporter Porn of the day

Jennifer Aniston may be too old to be posing in her lingerie, especially for a magazine like the Hollywood Reporter, that’s not even designed for people to jerk off to, but instead to cover bullshit hollywood things, like why Jennifer Aniston wasn’t nominated for an Oscar, which I can safely say is probably because she’s Rachel from Friends in every single movie she’s ever done, sometimes more comedic, sometimes more sad, but always Rachel from friends, and as Rachel from Friends, she’s become rich and relevant, and this whole trying to break down her image, and be recognized for the actor that she is, is really just her being an egotistical, trying to prove to herself that she’s legit, and I feel like she’s already won, she’s too old to continue this, and the tits are still good enough….maybe it’s time to retire them….and bow out like Ross from friends did…

Either way, here’s her erotica…she’s too old to bed starring in…that’s weird.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2015

22

Jan

Kate Hudson in Some Fitness Gear Campaign of the Day

Kate Hudson still has a cute booty, which is amazing, considering the amount of various things that have passed through it. From a suicidal Owen Wilson, to rockstars, producers and other actors…babies, sex toys, random household objects…possibly drugs she was smuggling to wherever her wild life took her and whatever the fuck else she tried to fill the void of being an actors’ kid, who became an actor of her own….whether talented or deserving or not, I mean not that acting requires talent…and being a cute bratty rich kid with the right connections is enough to carry her into her 40s…and I guess it is…

Here she is doing some campaign for a fitness line, that I guess is designed for moms, because who the fuck remembers Kate Hudson under the age of 35…I’m guessing no one.

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2015

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass for Twitter of the Day

Her name is Adrianne Curry, I can only assume that you’ve never heard of her, because she’s absolutely irrelevant, but then I remember that this is a blog, and blogs are an outdated content delivery system, so you are probably old school and set in your ways, not part of the new social media, self involved, herpes generation….who use things like browsers and go to things like websites…unless it is seen on facebook…so you know exactly who she is…

A reality star…from the advent of reality TV…who ended up on other reality shows…before settling down with a Brady Bunch actor for more reality TV….who eventually was forgotten, because reality whores are interchangeable…so she turned to social media to post her smut…like ass shots and tits shots before doing the comicon circuit…to get nerd, virgin, loser, fans because they are loyal…

Well…she’s still posting her ass on twitter…fascinating legacy her bottom feeding is leaving behind…as her relevance that never was is officially dead.

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2015

20

Jan

Kim Kardashian Instagram Whorin’ of the Day

Kim Kardashian decided to post a picture of her, a mom and a pornstar, whoring for her social media with Boots with the fur….something that her troll ass could have done without wearing boots…thanks to being a troll…something she calls being Armenian…something I call being short, dumpy and hairy…

It amazes me that she doesn’t just exist, but that the mainstream love her, all after getting railed by a black dude who wasn’t even famous on video…

If only every white girl I know who fucks black dudes had that happen to them…the world would be full of Kim Kardashians…and I guess if you leave the house and go to cheesy clubs, you’ll see that there are a lot of people trying to be her….and the whole thing is so weird…because she’s the fucking devil…lame as fuck…and why the fuck would anyone want any of that…blame the media.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

19

Jan

Hilary Swank Naked for Interview of the Day

If you’ve ever seen Boys Don’t Cry, it was Hilary Swank’s Oscar winning performance, where she played a female trans, with a prosthetic dick who fucked Becky from Roseanne, without Becky from Roseanne realizing it, because she was replaced by another Becky on Roseanne confusing everything, including whether Hilary Swank’s dick was actual prosthetic, or just made to look prosthetic, and the whole Oscar performance started after the movie, when she had to go through life pretending to be a woman…because there is no way, this face, came stock with a pussy…and if it did, I guess that would explain why she was cast for that movie, and even she didn’t have any lines she would have still won, because she was made to play the girl who thought she was a dude…she was born for it…natural talent…

Anyway, she’s naked in Interview magazine..who cares…man or not…she’s too old for this..

Posted in:Hilary Swank

2015

16

Jan

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini Top of the Day

Anna Kournikova is one of the main reasons this site exists…not because I am an Anna Kournikova fan…but I am very into women’s tennis…it’s so erotic…the girls so fit and classy and feminine as kicking ass and flashing sweaty panty ass…making orgasm sounding grunts…but because the first post of mine that went viral in 2005…where over 400,000 people hit the site….making me think…”Oh shit maybe I’ll get rich off this”…was an Anna Kournikova pulling sand out of her ass post….now I haven’t got rich off this…and Anna Kournikova is still in a bikini….proving that 10 years later…a lot has changed…but sitting on my couch and Anna Kournikova in a bikini has stayed the fucking same…that’s about as philosophical as I can get.

Posted in:Anna Kournikova

2015

16

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Skinny Bra of the Day

Her name is Kate Beckinsale…and the people who love her…absolutely love her…it’s like they saw her in some low level movie called Underworld, and their virgin socially awkward loser instincts took over and decided she was a girl they would love until the end of time….

Since I am not a virgin loser, I am someone with a virgin loser job, I mean blogging about these idiots is fucking lame…more lame than being these idiots…but funny enough…I am more about hating everything obsessively, that obsessing over bullshit like videogames, nerd shit, sci/fi fantasy and the girls who market themselves to that…

But I do know who she is, because she’s a single mom, her daughter is probably 18 now, and she still looks like that…and for someone from the UK…that’s just a freak of fucking nature…

So here’s a shitty intentional see-through…that is hardly a see-through…


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