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2014

30

Sep

Jessica Biel’s Probable Pegnancy Bikini Pic of the Day

Either she’s fat – or she’s that age where a married woman skips her pill to trap what may be her homosexual husband’s semen inside her uterus to secure that life of luxury – all to legitimize his sexuality…or she’s both.

It’s like metabolism’s slow down, people stop working out, and people get pregnant…but throughout all this, she’s got herself a ridiculous booty in what, if pregnant, is the perfect time to have unprotected sex with her so that you don’t have to deal with abortion costs, that shit is someone else’s burden…not that you’d ever have sex with Biel, and if you did, you would want her knocked up – because you are lonely, and it would give you purpose in this sad, dark world…not to mention – a better lifestyle – up on some K-Fed shit, but that’s not happening, you aren’t good enough for her…and her Seventh Heaven ego…

All this to say, if that’s not pregnant – I’d be surprised.

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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2014

30

Sep

Eva Mendes Shitty Catalog Pics of the Day

If the fact that Eva Mendes, the token hot hispanic girl who got naked in movies because it paid better than getting naked at Miami strip clubs, having a kid didn’t ruin Eva Mendes for you…

Maybe these shitty, low budget, garbage catalog pics will…it’s like she looks like shit – up on some flyer junk mail you only jerk off to because you are testing your masturbation capabilities…and new low level part time models are erotic enough for you

Or maybe they’ll excite you because they really show how desperate she is for money – work – etc.

Posted in:Eva Mendes

2014

29

Sep

Kim Kardashian Forgot her Pants of the Day

Kim Kardashian is rich, so she can fake the whole classy thing, even though she was raised by a high class hooker, who pushed her into porn at a young enough age, to keep up with the Hiltons…a weird thing for a mom to do, in fact normally that leads to the kids being taken away from the mom – even if she has good intentions and knows the whoring will take the family to good places…

But in this case it made them rich as fuck, and now invited to all the top fashion events, even though she normally dresses like she shops at a Miami sex shop on the beach, where the strippers shop…not quite fashion, but I guess making a comeback..

So seeing her in this pantsless lacy ridiculousness makes me laugh but not very much, more of a Ha – look at the whore…

I am just annoyed that if she’s going to go to the trouble of taking off her pants, and you know based on all the harnesses her belly requires, she might as well deliver with black cock in her…it’s more fun to watch than this baby nonsense..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

26

Sep

Kim Kardashian Gets Booed of the Day

Kim Kardashian got booed at some fashion show in Paris, even though Kanye is always in Paris, and even lives in Paris, his producers are in Paris, his Fashion inspiration drawn from Paris, you’d think Paris would have more love for his ridiculousness, especially Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculousness, showing off tit like the trashy hooker she is, tits that work in America and go unnoticed in Europe, allowing the public to see her for the useless cunt she is…

But when you look at the below picture of them comparing cleavage…it’s pretty amazing..couples who show cleavage together – stay together – as long as it is good for marketing – at least in these fame whore’s case…

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It’s safe to say that the majority of the world thinks they are the worst..but also safe to say they hired the hecklers as part of their campaign that started yesterday when she GOT PUSHED

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Does Cameltoe of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens recently had nude pics leak. I figure you can probably still find them, even though her legal team, who happen to be good friends of mine, are on a mission to get them down, because I guess she doesn’t want them out there, even though they are already out there, and the best strategy in any situation is to deny til you die. Especially when you look good in the fucking thing, and your 5 O’Clock shadow is more maintained than your first lazy nudes when she was 17 and just learning, back when nudes were a new thing and not staged properly, before any implants were bought…

It’s like she’s an actor and getting nude is and will be part of her job if she takes on any serious role, and as long s she denies the pics of her – the nerds will be scrambling to prove they are her. The lawyers just take the fun out of that…but I guess they all need to get paid….

That said, it’s almost pointless to fight the nudes when you leave the house with your pants jacked up your vagina so far I can see her soul…I mean why even wear pants when it’s all right there…this Vanessa Hudgens is so Confusing…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

26

Sep

Jessica Simpson with the Titty Poke of the Day

Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen.

So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line..

Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line…

But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2014

26

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Tit in a Loose T-Shirt of the Day

I reach hard for the fetishes in this one, because the one girl I am not capable of ever being over, even when she’s over…and her body and face are over…and her career is over and any level of mystery, or class, or glamous is over…because until she dies…Lindsay Lohan is not over…and even when she’s dead…she will live on forever in our hearts and in shitty movies she’s been in…but I still believe that she will win an Oscar. Life is long…and less talented people win every year…

That said, here is her tit in a lose fitting shirt…I call this “New Fetish Friday”….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

25

Sep

Paris Hilton Hot for Instagram of the Day

You got to give it to Paris Hilton. She has been pretty resilient in her career…like a cockroach…which is actually a good name for her since she loves cock…a lot..

It’s like she had the brand name as her last name, played it up and ended up making a lot of her own money from it. She was one of the first rich kids turned pornstar turned self made rich kid…and she keeps going and going – even when people just don’t fucking care about her..

She’s out there DJing, hustling, running an entourage, traveling the world, making money…all while people don’t fucking care about her.

She’s even doing lingerie photoshoots…posting slutty selfies…even when people don’t care about her…

She beats to her own drum and doesn’t care that people don’t care…and if she’s getting half naked in the process…all old, herped up, but still not fat…I am all fucking for it…even if I’ve seen her fuck badly, back in her prime…I think she is inspiring to us all that we just need to keep on going…even when the world thinks we should have stopped long ago…

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2014

23

Sep

Katherine Heigl Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know which one of these girls is Katherine Heigl…but I am going to assume it isn’t the one with the cum on her, because Katherine Heigl is more about keeping the cum inside her uterus…and I am going to assume it is not the one with the Shar Pei face…all wrinkly skinned like an oversized sweater on her cheekbones…because there’s no way Katherine Heigl would post that of herself, she’s more into pushing the “sex appeal” thing that I don’t think she has, but you probably do, because along with her thick thighs, comes tits…big tits…that get her work…

I’m not a fan, if anything I hate all she represents, but she is posting self shot bikini pics of her and her girlfriends, one of which is covered in cum…oh Divorcees pushing 40 – they so crazy…

Posted in:Katherine Heigl