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2014

21

Nov

Tara Reid in a Bikini of the Day

I guess I’ve made fun of Tara Reid over the last decade, where she fell out of the hollywood scene, to become a perpetual spring breaker, because I guess the whole thing was kind of funny to watch. A girl, who at one time was an it girl, not really in every movie, but still one that people jerked off to, throwing it away, to rage like a Sorority girl on some kind of herpes mission…it was weird…but not as weird as when her franken-tit were exposed, which could have been her turning point, you know because it was humilating to her, since botched tit jobs you decide to flash on the red carpet can be traumatic…

I am sure I’ve called her a zombie, skeletor, corpse…I may have even done a death watch…but the fact is at 40, she still looks good, even if she’s in movie make-up, malnourished and even sickly from the alocholism….at least she’s not fat, weathered, and disgusting…

Meaning like Sharknado, I am happy for her comeback…especially when it is half naked like this…

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2014

21

Nov

Beyonce Twerks in New Video of the DAy

Beyonce just dropped a new video. She twerks in it wearing panties because Beyonce doesn’t realize she’s a mom in her 30s with hundreds of millions of dollars in the bank who doesn’t need to twerk, but who is twerking to validate herself, to prove she’s still got sex appeal, to prove she’s as good as Rihanna or the other younger girls Jay Z has sex with/masturbates to/makes money from…

It’s weird, makes me uncomfortable, but not really, because in my everyday life, I’ve seen much more desperate and sad things…in fact, I’ve paid girls very little money to do more desperate and sad things, because I am charitable like that…

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2014

21

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Has Good Pants of the Day

I’ve been on the fence about Vanessa Hudgens for pretty much her entire career….I don’t know if it stems from bitterness that her legal team came at me over her first round of nudes, that had no negative impact on her career whatsoever, even though her pussy had 5 o’clock shadow on it…and I’m a dude who loves bush, but her bush was janky….They pretended she was 17, to get people scared enough to remove them, and it worked as well as internet works for erasing nudes…

But I think it has more to do with her fluctuating in weight, it’s like sometimes she’s hot, sometimes, she’s bloated and pudgy, all while doing nothing very interesting….and then she released another set of nudes during the fappening, where she looked amazing, bringing back hope…and now there’s this…her ass..in fitness pants…that looks like it is clenching like it has to take a shit…which isn’t a good or bad thing…unless you don’t think girls shit…

All this to say…good pants.

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2014

21

Nov

Heidi Klum Nipple on Set of the Day

I don’t know what this photoshoot of Heidi Klum is from, but I am going to assume that it is something recent, where you can see some nipple, even though she’s probably in her 50s, and is a mom of 50, who has been sodomized by massive black penis she was married to, and I’m not talking about Bill Cosby, who seems to have sodomized everyone, including your childhood, I am talking about the OG Scarface…who has the voice of an angel…proving that germans , the freaky pragmatic people, who when not shitting on each other for sexual release, after a day engineering cars, can still look good, thanks to 1940s Aryan Ethnic cleansing experiments coordinated by Hitler…right…

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2014

21

Nov

Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever.

Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina….

Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old.

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2014

20

Nov

Rose McGowan Nude Fashion Shoots of the Day

A long time ago, Rose McGowan was a set of tits in an independent movie called Doom Generation, that I watched in the early 90s, and fell in love with….

As the years went on, those tits accomplished a lot, from TV shows to mainstream movies, to a few high profile enough engagements…..

Then, she hit social media, where I friended her on facebook, before her telling me that I am a horrible person, that I spew negativity, and that my “alter ego” or “internet persona”…could just as easily be one for love, positivity, and happiness, as it is one of calling out actors for being the piles of shit they are…then she deleted me…

But I still feel like we have a magical connection, but that could just be because I am looking at her photoshoots for November, in Flaunt Magazine, Flatt magazine and for Douglas Friedman….that despite being in her 40s…still showcase awesome tits…and I am still a fan…it’s like a #TBT to 1994 for my penis…

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2014

20

Nov

Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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2014

20

Nov

Lindsay Lohan is Fun of the Day

Lindsay Lohan attended some event where she wore what looked like a see through figure skating outfit, I know this since I am Canadian and spent many hungover Sundays jerking off to figure skating, only becausae it was the only thing on the free channel on TV…it was midget flexible girls flashing their panties…pre-internet porn…what the fuck was I supposed to do…

That said, this Lohan thing is for a Cosmetic company, which is funny, because she’s looking so broken down, cosmetics can’t save her, and cosmetic surgery ruined her, she’s not even 30 year, but still rockin’ the face of Joan Rivers…in what makes no sense, until you factor in all the drugs she’s done…

That’s not to say that I am not still a fan, that I don’t think she’s still the chosen one, or that I don’t have faith in her tits winning an Oscar…but it is to say…she’s still pretty broken…even when in this kind of see through top…and I love every second of it.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

20

Nov

Kim Kardashian Reads 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

Kim Kardashian was doing some Australian radio show, and they had her read out of 50 Shades of Grey, because I guess they are two years behind in Australia, and this kind of prank isn’t played out and I guess either is Kim Kardashian….it’s like the one last market in the world to bother with her…at least that is what I would hope for…

The interesting thing is that even when she’s participating in silly stunts, she’s still peddling her shitty products, becuse they product placed her perfume, something I am sure her contract stipulated, beause she’s here to make money…

If you want to see how it all started, with her own black on beige SEX TAPE ….doing her own variation of “50 shades” CLICK HERE , because that’s all that really matters when it comes to Kim Kardashian….

The rest is just noise and publicity stunts…

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