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2014

22

Sep

Alicia Keys Naked and Pregnant of the Day

Want to know something that I’ve never ever wanted to see in the history of my existence…I’m talking not in 2001 when her big song made her a breakout star…and not now… Alicia Keys nude, pregnant or not, promoting anything…

If anything, she’s the kind of girl who might as well not be a girl to me…and I don’t know why – I am sure she’s sweet, and lovely, like all these rich and famous people with staff and handlers are…and I am sure someone out there finds her hot…but for me…someone who will look at anyone naked…and I mean anyone…I mean you should see some of the girls I have gone down on, you’d throw up…but for some reason…a reason beyond pregnancy..this does nothing to me…and I guess that’s why I am compelled to post it…

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2014

22

Sep

Jessica Simpson Looks Skinny and Hot of the Day

There is hope in the world for fat girls everywhere – that if you are offered a million dollars or more for a campaign based on your post pregnancy weight, you will hire trainers and chefs to make sure that you are getting all the nutrients you need, while getting ripped…I mean there are also doctors and hormone therapy and all kind of science that can take you from being the BBQ Boat that was Jessica Simpson to being this fit, in her 30s, mom of two…it’s amazing what a little forced motivation from your team and lots of money can do to your emotional eating…

So what’s your excuse fatty…

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2014

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Yoga Pose of the Day

Recently married Ashley Tisdale, the face that gives girls hope that if they manage to figure out how to be a hollywood starlet with a lot of money, they too will find love despite their possible flaws that may or may not throw off a man…or more importantly that they are insecure about…

Not that any girl should really care about her face in this era, because really it’s all about how good your ass looks, what your hip to waist ratio is, and even your tits, and what angles you take of yourself on your social media. As long as you can fake it, with fake hair, make-up and all that other bullshit, all while putting out good, you’re perfect.

It’s like a pretty face once mattered, maybe, but not anymore, because you don’t fuck the face, and when you do, you’re more into the strain and pain and discomfort in her eyes, and not whether she’s got a wonky fucking nose, you don’t jerk off to the face, you save that for jerking off on, after you go for the close up butthole shot, and really a face doesn’t even need to exist…as long as you’re not mutated or a freak, you’re good.

I mean, I think this Yoga Post, a popular instagram trend, proves that….science…

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2014

19

Sep

Cameron Diaz in GQ Germany of the Day

Everyone knows that Germans are sexual deviants. They have the weirdest porn, the weirdest fetishes, and it all probably stems from the whole Nazi thing, but I’m no sociologist, and I don’t really care what beer drinking, tank of a woman is shitting on…whether it is a German engineer…a product of ethnic cleansing in the 1940s…or whatever…I think it adds to the fun of international sex tourism…

I will say that some of the sicker things they have done – is publish pictures of Cameron Diaz, like she’s not a boxy menopausal chick who shouldn’t be cast as the love interest in movies anymorey…thanks to Judd Apatow having a crush…and like she’s a sexy vixen…

I get it, she’s still got nice long legs…but so do many over 60 year old women I don’t want to see half naked pretending…

I guess I believe in own your shit, love your shit…but don’t perpetuate some like like you’re J.Lo still holding onto a dream because it pays millions a year…

I don’t know if these pictures are old and repurposed from another GQ, but I do know that Cameron Diaz is old, and that may be all I need to know.

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2014

19

Sep

Anne Hathaway on a Set of the Day

Anne Hathaway and Robert DeNiro are filming some movie called The Intern, I saw a porno, even though I hate porn, with the same name, that I assume the mainstream is Parodying, because the mainstream has lost all sense of creativity and fear taking risks, so now they are going through old porn titles to get ideas…at least that’s my theory.

That said, this Oscar winning scam, you know winning for shaving her head, and now she is showing us all her questionable talent – by looking like an asshole on set, without breaking character and laughing or showing any shame because they are paying her a lot of money for this…

I find this kinda funny…what is even funnier is that at least one person is masturbating to this.

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2014

19

Sep

Kate Hudson Bra of the Day

I don’t find Kate Hudson hot. She’s an old washed up, damaged, mom of two….I mean there may have been a 3 minute period of time when I may or may not have found her good…but from my memory it was when she was 17, and featured in Architectural Digest with her mom, before she decided to leverage her parents and create an acting career of her own…I reach deep into the magazines for teen erotic circa 1994.

I don’t think these pictures of her showing her bra, being a mom of at least one kid with a guy she divorced, because she was too busy rolling through countless hollywood dudes, like shit was Tinder before Tinder and every girl was out to fuck.

But I am fascinated in the fact that her pussy made Owen Wilson try to kill himself.

It’s like why did that story never get told, why did people forget the one interesting thing about Owen Wilson besides his nose…

I mean she must have some serious pussy manipulation power to do that to a motherfucker, no matter how broken he is…and while we all collectively remember the good old Kate Hudson days, before she was old and a dump, we can all stare at her bra.

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2014

17

Sep

The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair…

Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit..

Here are the pics…

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2014

16

Sep

Rihanna in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Rihanna brought some thickness to a yacht in Barbados, and I am not talking about her friend or family, or fellow countryman in the one piece…I am talking about her thighs and ass that I guess are taking a beating thanks to not being on tour and working out…because I guess Rihanna is lazy…

For some reason, even though I don’t care about Rihanna or any of these THOTS, I always get annoyed of pics of Rihanna when clothed, because she’s historically naked, sexed up, showing tit, making this bikini top totally out of context and unnecessary for all parties involved since we’ve already seen her tits…maybe she’s on her period and it is forcing her to keep her pants on…

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2014

16

Sep

Sienna Miller’s Nipple of the Day

In case you forgot that Sienna Miller existed, this is her throwing out a reminder…but intentionally wearing a see through dress, with her nipple exposed, which isn’t a big deal at all, I mean it’s just nipples and tits are just tits, I see this shit everyday, and if you go to Europe they are everywhere….not to mention we’ve already seen her naked last decade when she mattered and was actually in movies…but it’s still welcomed behavior…because it’s better than not seeing nipple….

Fascinating right, I should be a modern day Philopsher…maybe I already am one…and just don’t know it….Deep…

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