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2017

03

Jul

Chanel Iman Model in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Chanel Iman has a pretty uneventful ass for an ethnic bikini model….I would expect more from my bikini models, you know if you’re going to get the 500k – 1 million dollar a year contracts…I mean I want to be able to chip my tooth on the firmness of the ass, I don’t want to be sucked into a series of sunken in, stretch mark ridden weirdness…I mean out of the countless hot bitches in the world with better asses than this, give them a goddamn chance. It’s not like ANYONE is buying ANYTHING because this bitch is part of the campaign…she barely exists…and I guess either does her little boy ass..

Disappointing….

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2016

04

Aug

Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act….

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2016

03

Aug

Chanel Iman Gets Down for Cropover Barbados of the Day

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I guess Rihanna was out in Canada for Drake’s music festival, so she had to get a stand in to be her during Bajan Caribanna – that they call CROPOVER and hot girls get dressed half naked and dance around like vegas show girls – a reminder that not all cultural experiences are things you can’t jerk off to….but as someone who has been to Barbados knows – none of the local hookers look anything like this – they aren’t Victoria’s Secret models, but rather obese…unless you get them like Rihanna’s owner who recruiter her off the island at 14….before they make 10 babies by 18 and fall apart…

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2015

11

Feb

Chanel Iman for GQ of the Day

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Oh look…a swimsuit model in a swimsuit….I would like to see people get more creative with this shit. You see I like seeing non-swimsuit models in swimsuits…and swimsuit models getting their asses eaten. I mean they get paid to be on set for the day, you might as well push them to their personal boundaries of modeling, that I would argue are probably pretty extreme, at least a lot more extreme than you think they are…because modeling, by definition is really just prostitution. Throw in some rich guys who they spend their downtime with and you have a full fledged escort….meaning they’d probably do some shit…for the right offer…and getting a bikini shouldn’t even be on that list since they already do that…

I mean step it up GQ…get them naked

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2014

27

Jun

Chanel Iman Bikini Vacation of the Day

Chanel Iman is a Victoria’s Secret model…and she’s on Vacation which is a great opportunity to post her bikini pics that she thinks are better than your bikini pics…because when not on Vacation she gets paid a million dollars a year to do this shit…and you don’t motherfuckers…but here’s a freebee, because she’s just doing her fucking part, or maybe she just knows it keeps people talking, or maybe…she’s giving us what we want…or maybe…she just likes attention because this is all she knows…

And what it comes down to is that I want to have sex with her…seriously…I like this permanent tan and amazing fucking body…but black girls don’t like me as much as they like Ireland Baldwin.

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2014

20

Jun

Chanel Iman’s Model Fitness Program of the DAy

Her name is Chanel Iman, she’s some Victoria’s Secret affirmative action model, you know the black one to replace Tyra, since they haven’t really had a famous black one since Tyra, and black people wear Victoria’s Secret, probably just as much as white girls, at least according to my snap chat, because a black girl sent me 10 snap chats of her trying on bras at Victoria’s Secret, and like lazy perverts everywhere, I can’t see much more accurate research than snap chat…

Either way, she’s jumped on the “hey I’m a model and I hate posting selfies, let’s find a practical application to my otherwise vapid life, oh I know, workout videos”…bandwagon on instagram….and it turns out, i like watching her workout…

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2014

30

May

Chanel Iman Hot Dress on a Photoshoot of the Day

Chanel Iman is a half asian, half black, Victoria’s Secret model from Georgia… who is now on the streets, smoking in a wig, like some Glammed up white trash, that’s neither white, trash or glamour, for what I guess is some magazine photoshoot..

I just like the dress…in fact it may just be the nicest I’ve seen in a while…but in my defence I’m not much of a fashion authority, despite these soiled sweatpants I am wearing…or the fact that I spend afternoons in Marshall’s looking for mom’s trying on clothes in the aisles of the discount racks….

I am just into her tits, that look real, in a world where 99 percent of these Victoria’s Secret models are rocking little model implants…because we live in a vain world…where tits are amazing to look at, so amazing that people make money off their tits, fascinating…

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2013

21

May

Chanel Iman Gone Wild for Galore Magazine of the Day

This is an awesome video for Galore Magazine….

It is a bit throwback tribute to the early 80s, in what I like to call the glory days of the porn industry and not just because I love bush…but because it wasn’t about throat fucking trailer trash and still had a little eroticism up in it…back when porn wasn’t so saturated throat fucking clips of every girl wanting to make 100 dollars….not that I am against that, but sometimes I like to remember what was…

It is also a bit of a snuff film vibe.

Either way, it makes me want to rip lines and jerk off, and that’s a good thing….Chanel Iman in lingerie being directed like a little slut…also a good thing…

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2013

26

Mar

Chanel Iman’s Hot Shoot for Galore Magazine of the Day

Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing hot for some Magazine called Galore, that I’ve never heard of, but that I am glad I have, because these pics are erotic enough for me, like the opening scene of a porn. No nudity, but enough sleaze to pre-mature ejaculate to, provided I didn’t have low testosterone from all the drinking.

That’s all I have to say about that.


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2012

03

Dec

Chanel Iman in Lingerie for Deluxe Magazine of the Day

The highlight of my life is that Christy Turlington dissed me on Instagram when I was trolling her pics. Sure it could have been one of her handlers, as most of these rich and famously successful people have, but it could have also been her…and as far as my vintage, throwback, old timer model fetish goes…it lead me to a happy place…just like Chanel Iman modeling lingerie like she was still 20…even though she’s already old news as Victoria’s Secret didn’t book her to do their show this year…I know she’s only 22 and can pull it together…but as far as I’m concerned she’s just an old timer just taking any job she gets…

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