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Archive for the Chanelle Hayes Category

2009

03

Sep

Chanelle Hayes is Worth Lookin’ At of the Day

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I don’t remember who Chanelle Hayes is, but based on her hair and make-up, I’m going with pornstar. I guess I could google her, but I’m pretty sure she’s not out there googling me, so why give her that kind of attention, while giving her one more “search request” making her think she’s more important than she is, which is pretty much a cancer to most men who like fuckin’ hot girls, because the second they realize they are better than you, is the second the pussy supply dries up and you go back to fucking rotting meat you find in your freezer, because it’s the only thing fleshy you can put your dick up against, while remembering the few months you were getting hot pussy, not that you’ve ever had hot pussy, but I’m generalizing for the people who have, whether they read this site or not….assholes.

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Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Dress

2008

09

Oct

Chanelle Hayes Works it for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Chanelle is some UK slut who I don’t really know what she does and I am too lazy to check, but am posting because I like the way she’s playing it up for the paparazzi, like they are real photographers and this is some kind of fashion shoot. It’s like everytime a girl gets her camera out for myspace profile pictures, and pouts her lips and tilts her head, thinking that that is a proper representation of them, or even like time I tried to convince some girl I was a pornographer and got her all excited about giving her her big break, only to show up to the shoot I had set up with a dollar store point and shoot camera.

It’s also like every time you see girls out on the town taking pictures of each other, because now it all ends up on facebook and you want to make sure you look your best. Whenever I come across a scene like that, I try to jump in an act like a porn director, telling the girls to work it, and throw out challenges like “you’re scared now”…”no, you’re sad, your puppy just died” and 4 out of 5 times girls tell me to fuck off, but the ones who don’t, end up playing it up and despite them never getting naked for me, I feel like I have purpose.

Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Poses

2008

17

Sep

Chanelle Hayes Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I just got back from the Hospital, where I underwent further tests for the ass bleeding that happened last week. I expected it to be two hours and that I’d be back here by 10 am to start posting, but things never really work out the way I want them to. Even in Canada, with the whole free healthcare shit, it took closer to 6 hours.

I sat next to some tight bodied single mother who I assume was a stripper and she had a cute little half black or half something dark skinned baby and he entertained me with his funny cornrows and dances. I joked around with them because they were waiting next to me for pretty much the whole time. I wanted to ask the mom why she was seeing an ass doctor, but I thought it was a touchy subject, probably not something she wanted to tell a total stranger. People are generally shy when it comes to talking about shitting issues. When I walked out of the doctor’s office to get on my way the kid ran up to me, put his arms around my legs and said “Don’t Leave Again Daddy”, I wish I was joking, but I am being serious and it was sad. Almost as sad as being famous for being on Big Brother in the UK like this Chanelle Hayes pussy.

Posted in:Bikini|Chanelle Hayes

2008

22

Apr

Chanelle Hayes Is a Slut of the Day

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You really have to respect a girl like Chanelle Hayes. No one knows who the fuck she is, but I’m still posting her because she somehow managed to slut herself onto the internet by dressing like a slut. I have nothing but respect for a girl who knows her worth and who also knows just how easy it is to get semi-famous and make more money than being a receptionist just by wearing little clothes and looking like she sucks dick all the time. Guys are easy to win over and that is why these feminists in turtlenecks and combat boots need to back the fuck off because they are selling themselves short and in doing that they are also manipulating other girls to sell themselves short by making them feel guilty for playing the system. Sure they can take the traditional route of climbing up the corporate ladder the traditional way, but life would be a hell of a lot easier if they just got naked and they’d make a hell of a lot more money doing it. Any girl who makes less than 100,000 dollars a year and who is semi-attractive is a fuckin’ idiot because if life is really about the hustle of earning money to live a better life there are ways to make that happen and all your dreams can come true, you just need to rework your idea of integrity.

Watch Some Comedy Sex Tape Video with Her and a Puppet for MTV that Is Kinda Funny….
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Posted in:Chanelle Hayes|Lingerie

2007

12

Oct

I am – Chanelle Hayes and Bianca Gascoigne in Spain in Bikinis of the Day

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They say that you are the company you keep…or that people who pray together stay together or I don’t know what I am fucking getting at here but I have never heard of this Chanelle Hayes bitch from Big Brother UK, but I can only assume she’s a useless party slut who takes all the dick thrown her way while drunk and disorderly because she hangs out with this Bianca Gascoigne slut.

I was talking to a some girl who pretends she wants to fuck me yesterday about her sexual history. She was in some bible group until she was 20 and then decided to lose her virginity to her long time boyfriend because the pressure was on. Since losing her virginity she’s been a cock tease to every guy who crosses her path, showing off the right amount of skin and talking the right kind of sleazy smack to make them want to fuck her, but never putting out because she felt her pussy was a prize that was only for deserving people. She’s now 27 and has only been fucked by 2 cocks and is sending me cock teasing messages about how bad she wants me and I decided that I like a girl who hasn’t been violated by every dude who gives her a little attention, I like that she cock teased them and made them suffer while sitting at home jerking off to thoughts of her, I like that she could have fucked 100s of men like almost every woman out there because guys are horny and she chose not to.

What I am getting at is that there’s this fine line of being slutty enough to make me want to fuck you in how you dress and act and not actually being a slut who takes every cock that comes your way but knowing how to fuck like a slut behind close doors for me because I am the fucking prize and all that really matters is whether bitch takes it up the ass or not….

Too bad I am impotent…


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