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2017

24

Apr

Charisma Carpenter By the Pool of the Day

When you’re shooting pics of an old bitch…throw her in the pool – the light and water will distort her enough – to appear like she’s standing behind some foggy shower door….you know hotter through filters…

That’s not to say Charisma Carpenter needs a filter, she’s fit and maintaining at 40….because what else is some unemployed cunt who was in one show do…

Here’s her workout…

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2017

20

Apr

Charisma Carpenter Looks Like a Botox Sugar Baby of the Day

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43 and still does herself up like some kind of porn slut…or Jon Benet Ramsey….

You know she goes to the gym and the “dermatologist” to stay youthful…but I’m sure she realizes she looks like a plastic surgery ridden sex doll, or John Benet Ramsey but then again, she does have wrinkles, maybe it’s just the make up I am struggling with, or maybe it’s that I want to bang a 43 year old….that body looks good….WHO knows….

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2016

14

Oct

Charisma Carpenter in Bikini of the Day

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I assume anyone who visits this site knows who Charisma Carpenter is…we are just that pathetic…

Well, the amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter isn’t that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer was their fucking jam…so she’s like some some fucking golden pussy they

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 45, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini…all half naked and casually spread eagled…what a naughty girl…you naughty girl…

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2016

27

Jul

Charisma Carpenter Getting Naked of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM….

Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – because she’s posting nude pics on her social media – like she’s still trying to get as much attention as she can….like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….

But it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, sure, I’ll still look at her naked even if I don’t like old chicks….and self produced nudes is something to do when she lives a life of what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement / irrelevance…

Instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, or getting cast she’s staging them her damn self….creating her own existence like she’s not menopausal….so old that she’s not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…growing organic vegetables like a fucking hippie…

Here are her pics from her trip…

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2016

06

Jun

Charisma Carpenter Brings the 90s Erotica of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….only it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement….and instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, she’s staging them her damn self….like she’s not menopausal and old news…not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…

But her fans, the Buffy weirdos, who are fucking weirdos, I’ve met them….they are up on some COMICON virgin loser with a fat wife and shitty life – provided they’ve left their mom’s basement – social awkward people – who are so emotionally dialed into the stars of their masturbation during their formative years…that they take personal offense when you make fun of them…like it’s a direct hit on them…in a “be nice to Charisma Carpenter, she’s the best there ever was”….but if that was true, why is she whoring on instagram for reassurance..

Sure her ass is good, there are a lot of good asses whoring themselves out out there…that aren’t 100 fucking years old…

I choose youth..the new…there is no future in the past…but there are ass pics…

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2016

12

May

Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has..

I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this…

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2016

04

Mar

Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

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People get so mad at me when I shit on Charisma Carpenter…

I think those people are just the superfan weirdos who know who Charisma Carpenter is…because she’s nothing, a nobody, if you asked anyone under 40, most would have no idea who the fuck Charisma Carpenter is…except maybe a handful…of very weird dudes who watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and jerked off to her, which is coincidentally 90 percent of my audience, because people I know in real life, or “cool” people, or people with any social skills, are not people who check sites that make fun of celebrity twats, they’re too busy fucking real twats….

But the people who read sites like this, probably watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, over and over and over, probably have tattoos of the show on their chest, they are the people I write for, because why would anyone cool check in on this bullshit, so that is why I post this 50 year old actress in her bikini, even though you can see her naked in Playboy from when she was hot…I mean she looks good for 50…but she’s still fucking 50….

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2015

09

Jan

Charisma Carpenter Topless in Bound of the Day


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Divorcee and menopausal Charisma Carpenter who you probably don’t know or remember…unless you’re a virgin loser who used to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the 90s, and considering this is a blog, I would assume that you are…since the young and modern just use VINE and Snapchat….add me DrunkenStepdad….

I guess she’s taken her Playboy fake tits to some show or movie…and that probably excites both her and her fan base…because it allows her to feel as alive as she did back when she got naked for the masses for the first time after Buffy was over…but that doesn’t mean her old as fuck vagina is alive….it just means it’s there and willing to be seen…but this is more about the tits…which will work for you…if you have enough money…

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2014

11

Sep

Charisma Carpenter Bikini Picture of the Day

Charisma Carpenter posted a NUDE to celebrate turning 100 for her fans who still remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and trust me they remember Buffy the Vampire Slayer, because any dudes into Buffy the Vampire Slayer are just that level of socially awkward and loyal…I’ve met buffy fans and they are some weirdness…

All this to say, her posting the picture of her in a bikini is hardly that exciting, maybe a little divorcee or menopausal trying to suck in a little positive reinforcement for all the pilates classes she’s been taking. Which isnt’ a bad thing, especially if you meet her in a bar drunk one night, these 100 year old ex babes from TV, know how to throw down when filled with sadness that the glory years are over…I mean historically all 100 year olds who were once babes, but now drunk and alone love to get dirty…so I guess this makes sense.

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2014

24

Jul

Charisma Carpenter is Naked of the Day

Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant…Virgin losers don’t get over things ever. It’s against their collecting weirdo ways.

Just ask Comicon….

An event going on this weekend that we can assume inspired Charisma Carpenter to post this nude pic of her to celebrate what might as well was her 100th birthday, because no matter how old she gets her fans will still love her…and her fake tits…with likely stay the same..

I mean I guess all I see is a failed stripper…still eager to be that stripper…even after she did Playboy…

Not a big deal..at all…

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2013

23

Aug

Charisma Carpenter in a Bikini of the Day

Virgins losers love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, especially those aged 30-45 and I don’t really get it, but Charisma Carpenter fucking loves it, because that shit keeps her fake tits relevant, which helps justify the investment in them so many years ago..I mean this is like the time she did Playboy to get people to remember her, only the less naked and wearing a bikini version, and I am okay with that, because despite never quite accomplishing much beyond one TV show, she’s done a hell of a lot more for herself than most strippers, and most importantly, she’s not fat and despite being in her 40s and not being a fan of anything she’s done, she’s still got a well traveled vagina, I wouldn’t mind hearing the journey from…via my mouth….and/or penis.

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2013

12

Aug

Charisma Carpenter Bikini for Twitter of the Day

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

Sure she’s not as amazing as she was in Playboy a decade ago, cuz I can’t see her coifed manicured bush….but her implants are looking’ alright, but I guess in their defence, unlike her vagina, they aren’t in their 40s…now are they….

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2012

16

Aug

Charisma Carpenter in a Pink Dress of the Day

Charisma Carpenter is some grandmother aged actress who was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer….and I am only posting her pics for he grandfather aged virgin nerds on the site who used to jerk off to her while imagining her as their wife….cuz I know that your virgin loser status makes you pretty committed to the object of your desire – even 20 years later….loyalty….

The funny thing about Charisma Carpenter is that she was almost raped by Henry Hubbard Jr a serial rapist….and involved in his convinction…which probably isn’t that good of a thing to any of you rapists who hate bitches who tell on you…but it makes me think she may be open minded to living out some rape fantasies from her youth….cuz all almost rape victims love revisitng that shit…while all rape victims usually go lesbian…

Either way, she’s still kinda hot, despite her age…but I blame her vagina for making me think that.


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2009

08

Nov

Charisma Carpenter and Tabrett Bethell Space Lesbian Kiss for the Virgins of the Day

This is some serious virgin shit…..I don’t know what the fuck it is from but I do know that this is a chick who did Playboy once and was on some show called Buffy and now is one some new lesbian space shit that you only grasp when you’re dick’s never been in a pussy…..and here are the clips…

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2008

25

Mar

Charisma Carpenter has Tits of the Day

I never understood why virgins love the TV version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I realize there are girls on it who are worth fuckin’ and all that but I always seem to find girls worth fucking on every single TV show I’ve ever watched, whether it’s Oprah, Roseanne, Extreme Home Makeover or even an audience member on an infomercial for balding men scalp spray paint. I am not very picky. But this Buffy shit is so heavy it’s one of those shows that makes creepy dudes who can’t get real pussy feel like they are in emotional relationships with these bitches on their screens and that shit spills over into becoming rapists and website hackers who dis their girls.

I guess none of that matters, but here’s some Charisma Carpenter post Playboy and Buffy fame, rockin’ her tits at some event I didn’t bother remembering where because I am lazy….

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