The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43 and still does herself up like some kind of porn slut…or Jon Benet Ramsey….

You know she goes to the gym and the “dermatologist” to stay youthful…but I’m sure she realizes she looks like a plastic surgery ridden sex doll, or John Benet Ramsey but then again, she does have wrinkles, maybe it’s just the make up I am struggling with, or maybe it’s that I want to bang a 43 year old….that body looks good….WHO knows….

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I assume anyone who visits this site knows who Charisma Carpenter is…we are just that pathetic…

Well, the amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter isn’t that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…and Buffy the Vampire Slayer was their fucking jam…so she’s like some some fucking golden pussy they

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 45, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini…all half naked and casually spread eagled…what a naughty girl…you naughty girl…

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Charisma Carpenter fans, yes she has fans, you’re probably one of them, because the kind of person in Charisma Carpenter is probably the socially awkward weirdo who goes to sites like this because they haven’t heard of this thing called INSTAGRAM….

Well her fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – because she’s posting nude pics on her social media – like she’s still trying to get as much attention as she can….like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….

But it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, sure, I’ll still look at her naked even if I don’t like old chicks….and self produced nudes is something to do when she lives a life of what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement / irrelevance…

Instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, or getting cast she’s staging them her damn self….creating her own existence like she’s not menopausal….so old that she’s not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…growing organic vegetables like a fucking hippie…

Here are her pics from her trip…

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Charisma Carpenter fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….only it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement….and instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, she’s staging them her damn self….like she’s not menopausal and old news…not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…

But her fans, the Buffy weirdos, who are fucking weirdos, I’ve met them….they are up on some COMICON virgin loser with a fat wife and shitty life – provided they’ve left their mom’s basement – social awkward people – who are so emotionally dialed into the stars of their masturbation during their formative years…that they take personal offense when you make fun of them…like it’s a direct hit on them…in a “be nice to Charisma Carpenter, she’s the best there ever was”….but if that was true, why is she whoring on instagram for reassurance..

Sure her ass is good, there are a lot of good asses whoring themselves out out there…that aren’t 100 fucking years old…

I choose youth..the new…there is no future in the past…but there are ass pics…

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has..

I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this…

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People get so mad at me when I shit on Charisma Carpenter…

I think those people are just the superfan weirdos who know who Charisma Carpenter is…because she’s nothing, a nobody, if you asked anyone under 40, most would have no idea who the fuck Charisma Carpenter is…except maybe a handful…of very weird dudes who watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer and jerked off to her, which is coincidentally 90 percent of my audience, because people I know in real life, or “cool” people, or people with any social skills, are not people who check sites that make fun of celebrity twats, they’re too busy fucking real twats….

But the people who read sites like this, probably watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer, over and over and over, probably have tattoos of the show on their chest, they are the people I write for, because why would anyone cool check in on this bullshit, so that is why I post this 50 year old actress in her bikini, even though you can see her naked in Playboy from when she was hot…I mean she looks good for 50…but she’s still fucking 50….

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