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2017

14

Mar

Charlotte Carey for Mate the Label of the Day

If Drew Carey and Jim Carey got together with Mariah Carey in some threesome gangbang where all their DNA merges into some superhero monster – they probably would not make a a Charlotte Carey….but that doesn’t matter to her because she’s doing it on her on…making it on her on…getting audience on her own…showing her tits and nipples and bush on her own…and she may only have 33,000 followers, but she probably cherishes every last one of them, because she knows with their help and her willingness to get nude – she will hit 100,000 followers..and can finally make money at this shit….you know to stand out amongst every single other girl out there doing the exact same thing because they think they are hot – because they are hot because they are girls and even the gross ones are good to imagine eating out….

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2016

18

Jul

Charlotte Carey Topless of the Day

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Charlotte Carey could be an instagram model – I am not very good at deciphering the difference between actual models and instagram models and I’m sure calling an instagram model and instagram model would offend her as she’s trying to create some kind of image around herself and she doesn’t appreciate being discounted like that – even if she is an instagram model – while actual models – are trying to figure out how to be instagram models, because instagram models make all the fucking money – but don’t call them instagram models either, they’ll take offense to it.

Women…such a complicated species, never happy with just getting paid to be hot enough that someone is willing to get paid…

So her name is Charlotte Carey, she was discovered at 16 by some pervert who found his calling at the modeling agency where he could spend his days chatting up 16 year olds. She’s got a hot body, she’s done some work, she’s got a boyfriend, she’s some kind of asian, that’s all I know about her, which is a lot, seeing as today was the fist time I’ve heard of her….and now here are her tits.

Follow her on instagram HERE

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2016

20

May

Charlotte Carey Nude Model of the Day

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I don’t know who Charlotte Carey is – but she’s in a hipster nude shoot – so therefore I like her –

We live in a world where everyone is a model, and as vapid and superficial, self involved and narcisstic as that is….I mean it’s pretty much at the point of silly…I am all about it…because I get to discover girls in every city who want to be famous, who get naked to be famous, and who really believe they are worthy of fame and are creating art in some movement of DIY erotica….

It’s great…these shoots are all the same, the girls unmemorable and interchangeable…but I’ve see their tits and them in stupid dramatic poses for no reason – so I feel like it’s improving my life and the world as a whole..

These are the leaders of tomorrow….

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2014

09

Sep

Charlotte Carey Naked for The Wild Magazine of the Day

Charlotte Carey is some model I’ve never heard of, because I can’t keep track of all these girls, but apparently I’ve been following her on instagram along with 4000 other girls I want to see naked, or have seen naked, or who I’m trying to fall in love with, or make fall in love with me, because instagram, despite popular belief – gets me more sex than any other social network…

That said, I am guess this girl is 21, from Indonesia, lived in California, has done Playboy, has done campaigns, and is now topless and black and white, something I hate, but appreciate the topless, for something called Wild Magazine, that’s isn’t quite wild enough, but still worth staring at, because why the fuck not…right.

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2014

04

Apr

Charlotte Carey is Amazing in Clash Magazine of the Day

I don’t know anything about Charlotte Carey, other than that she’s not Jim Carrey’s daughter, but she might be Drew Carey and Mariah Carey after having incest sex kid, because she is from LA and LA is where rich and famous people have babies..

I do know that she’s been modelling for a while, and in that modelling she shows her tits, which makes her pretty fucking fantastic by my standards, even though all models show their tits, it’s part of the job, and even if it wasn’t, tits aren’t a big deal, they are just tits, and not like them shoving things in their assholes, but I guess I am old school and like seeing tits.

So Charlotte Carey….I’ve seen your tits. Fascinating.

Artsy.

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2013

11

Jun

Charlotte Carey is Naked for Fashion and Art of the Day


Charlotte Carey is a signed model who hasn’t done that much work yet, she’s probably young or new to the game, at least that’s what I am going to assume based on having never heard of her, and more importantly, these artistic nudes that you know she got done for her portfolio, to land more substantial gigs, because more substantial gigs help pay for the model lifestyle filled with cocaine and luxury.

It’s a competitive industry, and she who shows her fashionable hipster bush, usually stands a better chance than the model who is less about being naked in pictures, because they were raised to think that shit could ruin careers not make careers, but as we all know, it is all about motherfucking context.

If these pics were for a pornographer, she’d never be the face of any brand…but since they are in black and white, they can be used to get her a gig for any brand.

The world is a bunch of fucking hypocrites but at least it involves staring at her tits, because model tits are my favorite.

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