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2022

19

Jul

Charlotte Mckinney Nipples of the Day

I never really used to find Charlotte Mckinney all that hot, I mean a skinny blonde with big natural tits is always hot, but I just never looked at her and thought she was anything beyond a host body with tits that wet viral on social media and opened doors for her….like the gentleman that the internet is….until realizing he’s abducting you and trying to eat your soul…THE ALGORITHM MAN….it’s after us…

Anyway, in these pics, that are’t life changing, she looks TOP fucking notch, so I don’t know where she’s been hiding, what she’s been up to the last few years of forgetting she existed because that Carl’s Jr Ad was a decade ago….

But, as it turns out, she’s fucking hot and you should start jerking off to her again, we call this the second wind….

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2021

06

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney may be the forgotten titties from Instagram, but I guess she’s bringing us a labor day reminder that she’s still around, getting paid time and a half, pulling her shorts down, so you know that there’s more to her than just tits, and I think this is a wonderful way to end the day since I am not doing links today…

There’s something magical about huge sloppy tits on a skinny girl…real magical….a reminder that life is worth living, even if everything is fucking crazy!! TITS are grounding. The only therapy you need.

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2021

27

May

Charlotte McKinney Big Titties in The Pool of the Day

Charlotte McKinney hasn’t really been that relevant, or that viral in the last few years, but she’s still under 30 years old, her big titties on her small frame still exist, and for whatever reasons, she’s been starting to put some effort in, because I’ve seen her bikini body in the paparazzi in Florida, I’ve seen her bikini body on her instagram at her family home in the bahamas and there was a period of at least a year where that didn’t hapepn….so I welcome the return of the big tits on the small frame…it’s the best way to be gifted big tits and when you see all the other big tits that have got famous for being big tits…like Kate Upton….Charlotte McKinney is better…so give her what she fucking deserves…

I don’t know what these pics are of, but I do know she’s skinn, big tits, doing some 90s vibes and I like it.

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2020

09

Sep

Charlotte McKinney is Bringing Back the Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is the Florida based titty model, who did shit like Carl’s Jr and some Reality TV that needed eye candy and felt that a social media girl was enough of a star to dance with stars, producers are perverts….you know MISOGYNISTS only there for the tits…

Somewhere along the way, Charlotte decided that she didn’t want to be a titty model and has been trying to pivot her strategy in what I would consider a boring way, in an attempt to target women.

Which I guess means she’s forgot that her core audience is dudes, who think she’s great, because of the tits on a skinny body….and I always think that’s a fail…

It’s challenging for people to get to that million followers on social media, I mean besides paying for it, or getting fake robot followers….and the easy way to do it is titties, but with titties come lame dude audience, but if that’s your audience you built, you should continue to speak to them, instead of act too good for them…THEY ARE YOUR BASE.

It’s not like any of these careers have much longevity, they all end up over and done with, so when you have the attention of people, fucking give them what they want….and Charlotte Hasn’t Been Doing That….she’s been too cool for those pervert losers begging for titties, maybe even grossed out by them….BUT she created that audience, you can’t hate on those you lured in with your tits.

Luckily, for the fans of her big tits, she’s getting back out there in a bikini, it’s not like she’s got anything better to do…

The point of all this is to say if you’re a titty model, you make your career off being a titty model, don’t self destruct and start doing make-up tutorials, unless those make-up tutorials involve titties…because the people who care, won’t care, and the people you want to care, won’t care…so you’ll be left alone in a corner rocking back and forth wondering where it all went wrong….which was somewhere between Stephen Dorf’s penis and forgetting you’re a titty model.

That’s my business tip, I should get hired at the local college to give seminars on this shit.

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She also did a nude shoot…that is being passed around….

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2020

28

Aug

Charlotte McKinney’s Airport Adventure of the Day

Big titty Charlotte McKinney, who went viral for being a fake Guess? girl back when she lived in Florida, which for whatever reason got her on Dancing with the Stars, and because of that she’s now rockin’ a solid 1.5 million follower on instagram, which is actually not even that much considering the hype her big titties on her small frame have got her over the years, but I guess she started going for the higher end female crowd, turning her back on the perverted dudes who were just there for her tits, because some girls start an only fans for their eager horny audience while others hate that annoying thirsty dude audience constantly saying “show me your tits”…or “I want to fuck that”….or “I wouldn’t kick that out of bed for eating crackers”…or whatever the virgins of instagram are commenting on babe content like the incel fucks they are…but regardless of her content strategy, she’s still got great big tits on a small frame and that’s a good thing.

As it turns out, she’s at the airport and posted this IG story that I wanted to repost because it’s hilarious.

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2020

20

Jul

Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini Top of the Day

Big titty Charlotte McKinney is finally out in a bikini top….showing off what got her on Dancing with the Stars when Dancing with the Stars were scrambling to figure out how to get the younger audience to watch their shitty show, only to realize that casting “influeners’ that most people don’t give a fuck about, despite their big tits, wasn’t the fucking answer…so they have fired the host and brought on Tyra Banks in their most recent attempt of “we don’t know what the fuck we are doing despite our huge budgets, this internet thing that is actually super easy to manipulate, just isn’t something we are able to manipulate”….

Point being, never has there been a titty model, who only had following thanks to being early to show off her big tits on instagram, decide she’s above showing off her tits, because she wants to be a legit model or personality, maybe even an actor or something…and not just a set of tits, even though if she had embraced being a titty model that people are only into for her tits and had fun with it, instead of turn her back on it, she’d be 100 times further ahead than where she is….it’s like don’t alienate your audience if you have an audience, even though I’d alienate my audience if I had an audience, but I’m not here trying to get relevant…I’m the kind of guy who thinks it is funny when I used to offend my followers enough lose them…back when I had a twitter before they deleted me..but you get what I am saying…USE THE TITS, they are Nature’s insurance policy that you’ll be OK.

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2020

07

Jul

Charlotte McKinney’s Nude Outtake of the Day

This Charlotte McKinney topless pic from what I assume from a magazine photoshoot is doing the rounds because the internet likes to recycle stories, or likes to re-purpose celebrity nudes, not that Charlotte McKinney is an official celebrity, but she’s not being the titty influencer she was when she got her start, meaning she used the big tits to get where she wanted to go and when she got where she wanted to go, she stopped using the big tits to get to the next place….it’s a tragic thing, like if a dude with a big dick knew he was only appreciated for having a big dick, he’d maybe want to cut off his dick and scream “THIS IS THE REAL ME”…or “LOVE ME FOR ME”….only dick analogies are pretty queer, I just couldn’t think of a similar reference of a woman having what other women think they want or pay to get, not using what she’s got to stay relevant….forcing the fans to dig through the archives to relive Charlotte McKinney….at her prime…despite not even being 30 year!

I wonder what her ex boyfriend Stephen Dorf has to say about all of this….

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2020

24

Jun

Charlotte McKinney is Back in a Bikini of the Day

Stephen Dorf’s ex girlfriend, or at least one of his ex girlfriends, because that dude has fucked everyone and likely has a scarred up dick to prove it, is a girl you may know as Charlotte McKinney.

She went viral for having massive tits a bunch of years ago when having massive tits was all you needed as a marketable skill…which I guess hasn’t officially changed…big tits get famous every day.

She was on Dancing with the Stars before being a star, because her only marketable skill was her tits, and she’s made a lot of money off her tits, like a stripper, only not a stripper because her family are Jewelers in the Bahamas…a tax haven for those of you who don’t know…which means a great place to be a jeweler.

She hasn’t been out there, we haven’t seen her in action for a while now. I like to think it is because none of these girls like to admit that 90 percent of their audience is creepy dudes waiting for the tit pics, so they do other content like cooking shows, or whatever the fuck it is they do, instead of embracing the “they are only here for my tits, my only marketable talent, my tits”….because they have egos and need to be MORE than just tits…even though they’ll forever be just tis.

So it’s nice to see her back in the bikini, the way she started, probably in her 30s now, because it’s been at least 5 years of making money off the tits, and 2 years of pretending she’s more than just tits….

We are fans of people getting back to their true calling, back on their true path….

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2020

09

Jan

Julianne Hough VS Charlotte McKinney -BLACK Legging’s Battle of the Day

LEGGINGS BATTLE…CHECK….OUR CONTENDERS:

CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY WHO GOT AIDS FROM STEPHEN DORF

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VS

JULIANNE HOUGH WHO GOT AIDS FROM HER BROTHER (GAY DISEASE) AND RYAN SEACREST DURING AN ANAL COKE BINGE ON HER RUMSPRINGA CUZ SHE’S MORMON

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2019

09

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits on a Skinny Body of the Day

The best thing about Charlotte McKinney is that she gains and stores her weight in the best way possible…so that she can have this anorexic body, looking like she never eats, the way I like women, all while having a huge set of sloppy tits, which is also what I like, but usually have to stare at a fat gunt to get it…

It’s like she’s some sort of gift from heaven that deserves far more attention than she’s getting..

I don’t really understand why she’s pulling her skin up to her belly button, but it makes it look like a second pussy…so that’s fun….if you don’t look at it like it’s an old stripper who has had one too many kids that you get lap dances from because you feel sorry for her…

She’s so skinny, from the tits down, that I am starting to think she’s lied to us about her tits being natural…it just doesn’t make sense..

Her XS bikini bottoms are hanging off of her, like in the anorexic porn I used to jack off to in 2004 before it got banned on the internet for being bad for the girls…so instead they focused on being fat…which is actually bad for girls…

Anorexia never killed anyone, I mean besides Karen Carpenter, but far more women die from obesity related diseases than anorexia…so fuck off with your banning of PRO-ANO fetish sites….and fuck off with your FAT POSITIVE SITES…

Far more women die from being fat every year…from being lazy pigs who over eat… but when you work so hard to be skinny from losing your teeth and hair so your heart gives out…the world turns on you for being a bad influencer…fuck off.

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