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2018

14

Nov

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in Lingerie of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Big TIts Lingerie Photoshoot

Charlotte McKinney, the big titties from who the fuck cares, they are big titties, we don’t need to reach their titty biography to know their titty story, especially when we’ve already heard the titty story, because there’s only so much to say about these titties…they aren’t that interesting or compelling…they are just tits…

She is a rich kid from Florida, her dad Bahamian to tax evade, rich enough to spend less than 6 months a year in the USA to evade the tax, allowing her to still be raised in Florida where she learned all about showing her tits in a bikini to get things out of people…

Those tits got instagram followers. Those tits got on TV with DWTS. Now those tits are designer tits….and if those tits had vocal chords they’d hopefully have something more special to discuss…thank what Charlotte had to say:

“I have been looking for a lingerie line to collaborate with. It’s something that has always been a big part of my life — underwear. For me, it was kind of a no-brainer,”

Underwear, a big part of her life, a no brainer, but we like brain….especially when it ends with tits.

Right?

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2018

29

Oct

Charlotte McKinney Pussy Slip for Halloween of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Pussy Flash Halloween

Your girl Charlotte McKinney, the one with the great big tits that were on Dancing With the Stars before ever being a Star, but polarizing her instagram following, that was based on her great big tits, to be seen as a social media star…leading to a career of her own from that modest beginning of just being a rich girl from florida with massive tits.

That said, she went out for Halloween as Roller Girl, a great costume for any of us who liked Boogie Nights, and really liked Heather Graham in Boogie Nights….and remember all of that amazing Bush…and tits that happened in that movie…it was almost a game changer…

Well, like Boogie Nights, a lot of excess hair happened in Charlotte McKinney’s outfit….this time on Charlotte McKinney’s drunken asshole…that you can see because her thong she’s liberally showing everyone…a thong not wide enough to cover her asshole…in what I guess makes this an asshole slip not a pussy slip and it is wonderful.

This is what Halloween is about.


Charlotte McKinney Pussy Flash Halloween
Charlotte McKinney Pussy Flash Halloween

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2018

07

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Looking Naked of the Day

I don’t know why Charlotte McKinney is naked….it must be an old photoshoot or girl is in the mood to be seen, rememebered, noticed…looking for that viral post that gets tons of likes to jack her stats up…or whatever.

I just know I am mad at this pic…

Because if you’re pantyless but positioned so that I can’t see your pussy slit / lips / clit if you’re built that way on the Outty Pussy spectrum….you’re just out there cockteasing…and that HURTS me

What have I ever done to you to deserve this HATE…oh right…calling everyone a whore…

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2018

16

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Bikini Hustle of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Ass and Tits in Black Bikini in Capri

I am going to say one thing – that is very simple and to the point for once in my damn life and that is that I appreciate Charlotte McKinney going back to where we want her to be, in a bikini, showing off the big natural tits, that managed to get her low level famous, because there has been a period of her not out there pushing her tits in bikinis, because she wanted to get into fashion blogging, or she got lazy…so it’s nice to see the tits half naked like they are supposed to be.

It’s like when you’re a host body to your tits, you need to stick to showing them off, they kinda run the fucking show….give them the shine spotlight they deserve….it’s pretty simple really…I mean they alone got her on TV as a Star on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even known….that’s power…channel that power.

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2018

13

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney and her massive breasts are still around, still not famous, or celebrity tits, but that were on Dancing with the Stars, despite still not being a star even after that show, so how the hell did she get on that show in the first place – I JUST DO NOT KNOW or get it…

But I can assume it was hypnotization, some sorcery, some spells, some witchcraft that is not so complicated of a spell, it just involves pointing to her massive tits and saying “I’m a star, put me on the show” to which men lose all capacity of thought, or function, on some stroke like level of retardation and say yes to everything she says….these are the ultimate barter chips in a negotiation…I mean…LOOK AT THEM….they are massive…

She could be ugly as fuck, but still amazing and can be carried on her tits alone, so she’s winning at life…born better off than many and not just cuz her dad is a tax evader from the Bahamas who raised her in Florida..but because of the MONSTER JUICY TITS.


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2018

17

Jul

Charlotte McKinney Bikini of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Bikini

Charlotte McKinney’s on the comeback…not that she was ever anyone or ever went anywhere – she just doesn’t do all that much content and tat’s too bad since she has monster tits.

I heard rumors that she was trying to target women, and didn’t want to do a slutty feed, but then I saw comments by her fans begging for bikini pics…because she is better utilized in a bikini…and she’s realized what matters, where the money is, and is bringing it.

I support this decision. This strategy. Keep it going.

A Towel…

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2018

06

Jul

Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini of the Day

As much as I make mild fun of Charlotte McKinney, I appreciate that she knows what she’s good for. I appreciate that she knows that her natural tits are what people want to see and so she lets us see them. I appreciate that despite not being famous, she managed to get on Dancing with the Stars, that’s a super fucking troll I’ve never mastered, so whether she’s useless, or her strategy is weak, or her attempt to target women lame, or the fact she’s getting older a fact, she’s still go big tits, she still exists, and has made a name for herself with those tits, and that’s all you can really ask for from some Rich Florida girl with a dad who tax evades thanks to being a Bahamian citizen.


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2018

05

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Tits Out in a White shirt

Charlotte McKinney is and will forever be a level of played out, overexposed, never was….tits…

And despite putting rumors of her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, forcing Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..

She’s still got her tits out…because that’s really what she’s about…her existence…is based on the tits…a rich girl with tits..and there’s nothing much wrong with that….if you have an angle dudes can jerk off to, and when you have an ailment like awesome tits…fucking use them bro.

I don’t know if she actually matters or not, but she exists as a life support to her tits…

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2018

28

May

Charlotte McKinney Hard Nipples of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Hard Nipples

Charlotte McKinney, despite putting her effort into targeting Women, because advertisers spend a lot more money on women who reach and influence women, making Charlotte McKinney re-work her strategy to try to become an influence to women..whether with fitness advice, or health trend advice, or maybe it is fashion advice….but the only lesson she is really qualified to walk anyone through as a mentor is use your tits if you’ve got tits, and if you don’t, I have no idea what to tell you, because monster tits are the only reason I am here and the only story I have to tell…

I think Charlotte McKinney is the kind of woman that other women hate…so good luck with the re-brand…and never forget to share the nipples with the dudes who basically are 98 percent of your followers…

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2018

09

May

Charlotte McKinney is Naked of the Day

Charlotte McKinney Naked Covering her Nipples

Charlotte McKinney posted up a nude pic, which makes her far more interesting than when she was seen hanging with Ireland Baldwin in what is the weirdest cross promotion from social media friendship since Elon Musk and Grimes…

But it did make McKinney look skinny, thanks to Ireland Baldwin being a fucking monster sized 300 pound amazon of a woman….

In case you missed the last time I wrote nonsense on these massive tits, I have some inside scoop on Charlotte McKinney, other than that she was never famous, but managed to promote herself using her tits, tits that landed her a gig on NETWORK TV as Dancing with the Stars…a MASSIVE show…that people in America watch and that I guess needed a social media slut to captivate bored suburban husbands in their 50s who are forced to watch the shit in their trailer park homes…

A nothing, remains a nothing, but has decided to target a woman to grow her woman audience, to polarize her success from her tits and try to get more brand deals, because it’s the era of the woman.. WHILE ALL HER FANS ARE DUDES…

So dudes on her instagram leave comments bitching her out for not posting bikini pics, causing a lame uprising, that is hardly an uprising because no one cares about her…but that a few weird dudes care about her and it makes me laugh because her strategy clearly failed – so she’s brought back the slutty…in nude pics like this…

The slut will forever remain the slut….

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