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2017

05

Apr

Charlotte McKinney’s Very Important Photoshoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney has one hard nipple in this really lame photoshoot of her in a weird outfit playing basketball like the athlete that she is…and the very important question is where is her other nipple, why is it hiding, why are her massive tits winking at me….I just don’t understand, maybe it would make sense if this was a hooters t-shirt in Fort Lauderdale where this trashy bitch should be working…,but instead she’s a bootleg barely a model but still some kind of model thanks to instagram….all because of big natural tits…it really is that simple.

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Here she is for some french magazine featuring her naked…

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2017

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul…

I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit….

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2017

15

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits…

Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors..

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2017

20

Feb

Charlotte McKinney’s Big Tits Get Fed by Rich Guys of the Day

Charlotte Mckinney is acting up in her home state of FLORIDA…not necessarily in an un-FLORIDA way, because Florida is fucking weird as hell, a place where really rich guys end up, and where girls like Charlotte McKinney, come across as the TROPHIES they need to own, now that they’ve got the boats, the houses, the private jets…and these TROPHIES are not just massive tits, but opportunists who are very into the good life…and letting these dudes spend money on them…

Sure Charlotte McKinney is Florida rich, her family had money, but her monster tits have a price…if you want to hang with them, or feed them, you gotta be paying…as she’s not getting any actual mainstream work anyway…I mean she did dancing with the stars, I’m pretty sure that’s it….yet she thinks she’s famous, people know who she is, and that’s sellable to rich guys…I mean the tits are sellable to anyone..but they are priced out of our reach….but luckily part of her hustle, with the ugly rat face of hers…is putting the tits out there so that these rich guys know she exists and to do that…involves us non rich guys knowing she exists…

All this to say…she seems like the worst, materialistic, overrated, bratty ego…ever…but her tits are ridiculous and rididuclous tits are great….making her famewhoring pretty alright…

Here’s Her Top that’s Too Small Bikini:

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Here’s her Black One Piece Bathing Suit – With Nipple….

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Here’s her weird dance….

Here’s her friend…..

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2017

17

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day

Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between…

That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion…

Good times…slut….

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2017

16

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too…..

It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do…

All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics…

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2017

08

Feb

Charlotte McKinney Import Car Model of the DAy

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Here’s a recent shoot of Charlotte McKinney for some magazine that will remain nameless, until the Playboy photographer reaches out and tells me to remove them, but figure I can go unnoticed since magazines barely exist anymore, and this is the internet – all shoots are pretty much everyone’s shoot…

These pictures show that Charlotte McKinney is more than just tis, she’s also thin legs a good ass in that pose, and she looks good well lit and made up next to cars – like a 80s photoshoot I probably once jerked off to. Classic pin-up style car model…something I’d expect her to be…you know a nameless Glamour model at the car show showing off a new product that gives old car new shine…but instead she’s rich, lives in Malibu, fucks rich guys and has been on TV….doing photoshoots about what she should probably be doing professionally…Meta…

Who cares…she looks her best…and that’s what matters…it should be celebrated…less horseheaded and irrelevant than usual….good job..she I can be positive sometimes…

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2017

27

Jan

Charlotte McKinney Still Has Tits and is in Ocean Drive of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney had a little scare the other day – I guess she was wearing some kind of sports bra – or ace bandage tranny women or lesbians trying to live as men or not as women – gender bending – we are all one gender – no gender – because gender is a social construct of society – so they wrap their tits with so that they can feel more manly….

You can see those pics of a Less busty McKinney HERE

BUT DON’T WORRY 1% of internet population who knows who Charlotte McKinney is…including Charlotte’s family, her rich guys she has sex with, and herself….she’s still got the only thing that makes her matter in this world…not that she matters that much…THEM TITS….and she wants you to know, but posting a tit pic – as a “I ate too much my pants broke” pic…which also doubles as her pants are undone and ready to be pulled off…also a fetish…when the hard nips are in the pics…and we should thank her…not for it being some miracle, there are great tits out there on other bitches, but for cropping out her horse face….

A horse face you can see in this OCEAN DRIVE magazine, looking like some 40 year old trashy florida Housewife making a cheesy castle with her husbands money, because bitch can live in Malibu, but she’s still Florida rich…and Florida rich is like stripper rich…not all that classy…

It’s interesting that she’s attempted to fix her face with her fillers, make-up, whatever…not too sure how effective that is because all I see is a clown-like – farm animal…with great big tits…

If you haven’t got enough Charlotte McKinney – CHECK OUT THE CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY TAKEOVER ON THE stepFORUM or as the crew call it DSF SOMEONE WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS (MadamMeow)….got artistic on EVERY SINGLE CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY POST EVER …..

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2017

25

Jan

Topless Charlotte McKinney of the Day

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This a Topless picture of Charlotte McKInney, probably one of the lowest busty celebrities who is hardly a celebrity – but who had a small following on instagram and scammed her way onto TV so that she felt like she was a low level celebrity and has carried that attitude into whatever it is that she does…..

This is a pictures by Tony Kelly, Irish Photographer who went Hollywood and has taken some men’s magazine pics you’ve probably jerked off to over the years….he’s done Playboy pics and a bunch of other shit…and this is most likely not his best work…but you still like it and that’s what it’s here for…

Big titties, naked titties, of girl only known for her titties, showing her titties is only fair to those who have been watching her tits all these years…

Here she is with the paps with smaller tits – I guess you can’t photoshop yourself for the paparzzi – or maybe she’s dying of AIDS

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2017

13

Jan

Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day

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Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….”

I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone…

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