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2016

02

Feb

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini in a Bikini in Mesh of the Day

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini is such a trashy bitch, that with her rough UK accent came prison tattoos, and with her trashy hot thin body came a career as a successful pop band, and with a career as a successful pop band came Simon Cowell, not sexually came, he’s more into dudes, but with business deals making her rich and throughout the process she’s had two husbands, two name changes, what will be two divorces…because she’s traditional like that and when you marry for love – you change your name for love….confusing every motherfucker who follows you cuz you’re still hot…

I mean if you’re going to Elizabeth Taylor with your celebrity, stick to the stage name, and change your fucking driver’s license name on your own time, we’ve got better things to do than follow your pussy around…but when it’s handed to us in a bikini…it’s flimsy and easy to deal with…

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2016

01

Feb

Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day

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You may or may not remember Cheryl Fernandez Versini….but you probably do…she was once someone named Cheryl Tweedy and in a bad Called Girls Aloud. Then she married a footballer named Ashley Cole who was black and she became Cheryl Cole, who she divorced, you know how these interracial things work out when your wife is an egotistical, bottom feeding, low level popstar cunt who acts like a fucking diva, entitled as she spends his money like it is her money….and now she’s with someone who’s last name is Fernandez Versini…making her Cheryl Fernandez Versini….complicated, but not as complicated as the things her vagina has seen and experienced in her career…

She married this one after being together for 3 months, they are rumored to be broken up, but as white trash, that’s what you do…

She’s been consistently a hot girl from the UK, a rare breed, now she’s a judge on X-Factor…and she’s posting some bikini pics of herself…

She used to have a bunch of Prison tattoos, that are miraculously gone, and as a 32 year old, if this body isn’t photoshopped, who cares about the disappearance of the tattoos, or if this is a body double, face cropped out, it’s a hot bikini body, and that’s all that matters..I mean she’s also reportedly worth 40 million dollars….making her white trash more tasty to jerk off to….

The exciting news is that the husband’s cell phone was lost the other day – and she’s freaking out that “SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE LEAKED”….

Let’s hope it’s anal sex videos…

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2015

14

Dec

Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

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I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar…

Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore..

But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting…

This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is…

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2013

31

Dec

Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day


I wonder if people actually care about Cheryl Cole…some white trash girl who fucked the right people, landed a place in some fabricated UK Band like the Spice Girls, and leveraged it to hosting on TV and marrying then divorcing some rich dude as a back-up plan if she happened to burn through her money…all because she was and still is pretty hot as fuck…because I know I care..I think she’s great…from Prison tattoos to spread asshole I haven’t seen, but would like to see, because the asshole is the window to a girl’s soul..I’m a fucking fan…

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2013

21

Oct

Cheryl Cole’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…

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2013

26

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Insane Tattoo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Cheryl Cole’s tattooed ass…but apparently it isn’t some April Fools in August because she’s obscure prank…but rather a real fucking tattoo that covers her entire ass and back of some English roses….that from one perspective give her a reason to post pics of her thonged ass on the internet…now I don’t like tattooed bitches, but for some reason I kinda water these flowers with my toxic semen, or more importantly, live another 40 years to see these motherfuckers wilt away…as she sags into disgusting…

I mean this is pretty crazy…another popstar gone nuts…but I guess this gutter bitch has had shitty tattoos forever…this is just keeping up the trend….I wonder if this was just all one big move to cover up her herpes scabs…who cares.

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2013

21

Mar

Girls Aloud Final Performance of the Day

Girls Alound have broken up….

I am going to assume no one really gives a fuck. I mean they were a one hit wonder band in the UK from a decade ago that I am going to guess very few people have actually heard.

The only real reason we know who they are is because Cheryl Cole, the hot as fuck one, the babe with prison tats, pulled a Beyonce.

She married a famous footballer and looked good while doing it, getting her in the tabloids and on some Simon Cowell tv shows, because they vacation in Barbados together.

They are old, tired, boring, but I’ll predict they’ll be back, one day in the future, when a group of Japanese kids find one of their old albums and re-invent them like they were Abba or the Beegees.

Bitches like this do anything for money. I mean, they are all essentially strippers who lucked out to begins with.

That said, if you’re not too sad to click this link… HERE ARE PICS OF THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE

I’d say it was the end of an era, but it’s really not. This break-up will have zero effect on the music or entertainment scene in any fucking way.

So long friends, may your journey be filled with hooking, in some capacity or another.

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2012

10

Dec

Cheryl Cole Showing Off Tit of the Day

Cheryl Cole is some prison tatted, gutter looking girl from the working class UK, who managed to not become a stripper as everyone in her high school class expected, but who instead got a gig in a manufactured pop band, and who has since been able to leverage that into marrying a successful soccer player, and thus living the good life for the rest of her life….you know attending red carpet events instead of paternity tests…kinda thing….but luckily you can take the girl out of the projects but you can’t take the projects out of the girl…so part of her needs to show off tit to feel like she hasn’t sold the fuck out…even though she’s sold the fuck out…and because she’s sexy as hell…I am into that…


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2012

13

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Kimberly Walsh Imply Lesbianism of the Day

Nothing like a low level pop star…who was likely a hooker prior to being cast as the lead in a fabricated band…but who is now the ex wife of a soccer star…and TV presenter…cuz life just worked out for her…thanks to being hot….crying for attention like a college girl at a frat party….kissing her BFF to give all the boys boners….it’s a good way to establish her worth….and her presence….and next time she should do it with more tongue…and more importantly…with her friends…”downtown” lips….it makes for better photos….

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2012

18

Jun

Cheryl Cole Spreads Her Legs and has a Shitty Panty Flash In Fishnets of the Day

I am a fan of Cheryl Cole. I’m not really sure why, but can only assume that commercial fabricated pop music designed in an office to make money once sung by a group of hand picked robot women who auditioned to be the next Spice Girls and who had no idea who each other were….never having to build or grow as a real band…avoiding all that annoying stuff like song writing….only to fill the airwaves with musical smut….that generaes millions of dollars…. really speaks to me…

Especially when one of the cookie cutter characters they cast to be in their contrived ac was some ghetto bitch with prison tats – a little rough around the edges only to be passed around to soccer players…..was Cherly Cole….hot as fuck….

Now she’s off doing a solo career, wearing shorts, with a bikini bottom under in the event something like this happens…cuz long gone are the days of flashing her meaty cunt to get ahead….Unfortunately…cuz she’s spectacular…


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2012

04

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Music Video of the Day

Bad song at least I assume it is…I watched this shit on mute and in slow motion….at least I think I did…I don’t know if youtube has that functionality….my brain plays tricks on me….but what I do know is true is that this Cheryl Cole bitch…covered in her prison tattoos…whether talented or not…she was sure as fuck a lot better on that show she was on that both Nicole hard body Scherzinger and the fat bitch in the UK with the blowjob video that FHM was paid by Simon Cowell to trick the public into loving her as much as they loved this Cheryl Cole bitch, except she’s just not hot….but Cheryl Cole is…..

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2012

02

Apr

Cheryl Cole Dancing in Leopard Print Panties of the Day

Cheryl Cole is the hot bitch with Prison tattoos who became famous in the UK by fucking and marrying some star footballer, like some kind of self serving whore who uses her vagina to get ahead, you know for the sake of her shitty Bar Mitzvah caliber contrived girl band called Girls Aloud, before going onto judge X-Factor, bringing serious hotness to an otherwise boring show, only to be replaced in America by that dude Nicole Scherzinger, forcing her to re-evaluate her high school drop out, white trash career, and relaunch in America with a solo career….a solo career that invovles videos of her in her panties….dancing around like it is not too late. I’m into it.


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2011

30

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Friend Picking Up Shit for Her of the Day

I have a thing for Cheryl Cole…mainly because she’s a hot bodied piece of trash from the UK covered in prison tattoos who I want to fuck….and it’s nice to see that she’s made the move from servicing people, to getting people to service her…I wonder what her assistant is picking up to get out of her way, I’m thinking it was insignificant she’s just into telling a bitch what to do…you know after spending a huge part of her life having dudes tell her what to do with her throat….and who cares…she’s getting into movies now…so we’ll see more of her…hopefully naked…where someone with her level of celebrity needs to be in breaking into this new scene…

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2011

16

May

Cheryl Cole Has a Good Dress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing a dress that all girls should wear, except maybe the girl I just saw walking out of the Dunkin Donuts, she should probably stick to wearing elastic band pants and oversized shirt, cuz she’s fucking disgusting, Cheryl Cole on the otherhand is quite spectacular, prison tattoos and all and America is gonna fall in love with her on Simon Cowell’s new show. Get ready for it with her tits.

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2011

09

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Purple Pants of the Day

I love Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos that fucked their way to a record deal, but more importantly, I love her ass.

She’s a fine specimen of a popstar you’ve only heard of because she married a soccer player and because she’s hot and not because of her actual pop music….she is the reason this new X-Factor is going to blow American Idol out of the water….

Amazing.

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