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2013

31

Dec

Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day


I wonder if people actually care about Cheryl Cole…some white trash girl who fucked the right people, landed a place in some fabricated UK Band like the Spice Girls, and leveraged it to hosting on TV and marrying then divorcing some rich dude as a back-up plan if she happened to burn through her money…all because she was and still is pretty hot as fuck…because I know I care..I think she’s great…from Prison tattoos to spread asshole I haven’t seen, but would like to see, because the asshole is the window to a girl’s soul..I’m a fucking fan…

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2013

21

Oct

Cheryl Cole’s 2014 Calendar of the Day

Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…

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2013

26

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Insane Tattoo of the Day

I don’t know if this is Cheryl Cole’s tattooed ass…but apparently it isn’t some April Fools in August because she’s obscure prank…but rather a real fucking tattoo that covers her entire ass and back of some English roses….that from one perspective give her a reason to post pics of her thonged ass on the internet…now I don’t like tattooed bitches, but for some reason I kinda water these flowers with my toxic semen, or more importantly, live another 40 years to see these motherfuckers wilt away…as she sags into disgusting…

I mean this is pretty crazy…another popstar gone nuts…but I guess this gutter bitch has had shitty tattoos forever…this is just keeping up the trend….I wonder if this was just all one big move to cover up her herpes scabs…who cares.

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2013

21

Mar

Girls Aloud Final Performance of the Day

Girls Alound have broken up….

I am going to assume no one really gives a fuck. I mean they were a one hit wonder band in the UK from a decade ago that I am going to guess very few people have actually heard.

The only real reason we know who they are is because Cheryl Cole, the hot as fuck one, the babe with prison tats, pulled a Beyonce.

She married a famous footballer and looked good while doing it, getting her in the tabloids and on some Simon Cowell tv shows, because they vacation in Barbados together.

They are old, tired, boring, but I’ll predict they’ll be back, one day in the future, when a group of Japanese kids find one of their old albums and re-invent them like they were Abba or the Beegees.

Bitches like this do anything for money. I mean, they are all essentially strippers who lucked out to begins with.

That said, if you’re not too sad to click this link… HERE ARE PICS OF THEIR LAST PERFORMANCE

I’d say it was the end of an era, but it’s really not. This break-up will have zero effect on the music or entertainment scene in any fucking way.

So long friends, may your journey be filled with hooking, in some capacity or another.

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2012

10

Dec

Cheryl Cole Showing Off Tit of the Day

Cheryl Cole is some prison tatted, gutter looking girl from the working class UK, who managed to not become a stripper as everyone in her high school class expected, but who instead got a gig in a manufactured pop band, and who has since been able to leverage that into marrying a successful soccer player, and thus living the good life for the rest of her life….you know attending red carpet events instead of paternity tests…kinda thing….but luckily you can take the girl out of the projects but you can’t take the projects out of the girl…so part of her needs to show off tit to feel like she hasn’t sold the fuck out…even though she’s sold the fuck out…and because she’s sexy as hell…I am into that…


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2012

13

Nov

Cheryl Cole and Kimberly Walsh Imply Lesbianism of the Day

Nothing like a low level pop star…who was likely a hooker prior to being cast as the lead in a fabricated band…but who is now the ex wife of a soccer star…and TV presenter…cuz life just worked out for her…thanks to being hot….crying for attention like a college girl at a frat party….kissing her BFF to give all the boys boners….it’s a good way to establish her worth….and her presence….and next time she should do it with more tongue…and more importantly…with her friends…”downtown” lips….it makes for better photos….

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2012

18

Jun

Cheryl Cole Spreads Her Legs and has a Shitty Panty Flash In Fishnets of the Day

I am a fan of Cheryl Cole. I’m not really sure why, but can only assume that commercial fabricated pop music designed in an office to make money once sung by a group of hand picked robot women who auditioned to be the next Spice Girls and who had no idea who each other were….never having to build or grow as a real band…avoiding all that annoying stuff like song writing….only to fill the airwaves with musical smut….that generaes millions of dollars…. really speaks to me…

Especially when one of the cookie cutter characters they cast to be in their contrived ac was some ghetto bitch with prison tats – a little rough around the edges only to be passed around to soccer players…..was Cherly Cole….hot as fuck….

Now she’s off doing a solo career, wearing shorts, with a bikini bottom under in the event something like this happens…cuz long gone are the days of flashing her meaty cunt to get ahead….Unfortunately…cuz she’s spectacular…


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2012

04

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Music Video of the Day

Bad song at least I assume it is…I watched this shit on mute and in slow motion….at least I think I did…I don’t know if youtube has that functionality….my brain plays tricks on me….but what I do know is true is that this Cheryl Cole bitch…covered in her prison tattoos…whether talented or not…she was sure as fuck a lot better on that show she was on that both Nicole hard body Scherzinger and the fat bitch in the UK with the blowjob video that FHM was paid by Simon Cowell to trick the public into loving her as much as they loved this Cheryl Cole bitch, except she’s just not hot….but Cheryl Cole is…..

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2012

02

Apr

Cheryl Cole Dancing in Leopard Print Panties of the Day

Cheryl Cole is the hot bitch with Prison tattoos who became famous in the UK by fucking and marrying some star footballer, like some kind of self serving whore who uses her vagina to get ahead, you know for the sake of her shitty Bar Mitzvah caliber contrived girl band called Girls Aloud, before going onto judge X-Factor, bringing serious hotness to an otherwise boring show, only to be replaced in America by that dude Nicole Scherzinger, forcing her to re-evaluate her high school drop out, white trash career, and relaunch in America with a solo career….a solo career that invovles videos of her in her panties….dancing around like it is not too late. I’m into it.


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2011

30

Aug

Cheryl Cole’s Friend Picking Up Shit for Her of the Day

I have a thing for Cheryl Cole…mainly because she’s a hot bodied piece of trash from the UK covered in prison tattoos who I want to fuck….and it’s nice to see that she’s made the move from servicing people, to getting people to service her…I wonder what her assistant is picking up to get out of her way, I’m thinking it was insignificant she’s just into telling a bitch what to do…you know after spending a huge part of her life having dudes tell her what to do with her throat….and who cares…she’s getting into movies now…so we’ll see more of her…hopefully naked…where someone with her level of celebrity needs to be in breaking into this new scene…

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2011

16

May

Cheryl Cole Has a Good Dress of the Day

Here are some pictures of Cheryl Cole wearing a dress that all girls should wear, except maybe the girl I just saw walking out of the Dunkin Donuts, she should probably stick to wearing elastic band pants and oversized shirt, cuz she’s fucking disgusting, Cheryl Cole on the otherhand is quite spectacular, prison tattoos and all and America is gonna fall in love with her on Simon Cowell’s new show. Get ready for it with her tits.

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2011

09

May

Cheryl Cole Hot Ass in Purple Pants of the Day

I love Cheryl Cole and her prison tattoos that fucked their way to a record deal, but more importantly, I love her ass.

She’s a fine specimen of a popstar you’ve only heard of because she married a soccer player and because she’s hot and not because of her actual pop music….she is the reason this new X-Factor is going to blow American Idol out of the water….

Amazing.

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2011

15

Feb

Some Bitches at Some Award Show I Wasn’t Invited To of the Day

The Elle Style Awards were last night and I wasn’t invited. I know. I am so offended. You’d think I’d be the first on that guest list. I don’t know what went wrong, but think you should all send Elle emails demanding my presence at the next one…mainly cuz these sweat pants in all their two sizes too small glory are fucking Fashion….

Here are a handful of bitches who were invited…cuz clearly they are more important than me, cuz not only are they on TV and in the tabloids, rich and famous but mainly cuz they have vaginas….and vagina is all it takes..

Cheryl Cole could be shitting and I’d still wanna lick her asshole….

Emma Watson cuz You’re All Nerds and Appreciate this Shit

Geri Halliwell cuz her Dress Is 50% see thru, just the wrong 50%

Blake Lively Making Her Squinty Eyed Faces to Hide her Horrible Aging….

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2010

18

Oct

Cheryl Cole Tits for Some Bullshit of the Day

This titty picture of Cheryl Cole is doing the rounds of the internet because everyone loves Cheryl Cole , or is it Cheryl Tweedy , or is it Cheryl Tweedy Cole , because she made the stupid mistake of changing it when she got married, without anticipating a divorce, giving her a bunch of fucking names and fucking up everyone who hardly knows who she is to begin with along the way, cuz I do this celebrity bullshit everyday and I still have to google her to see what she does cuz I only know her for being some gutter pussy with prison Tattoos I would be down to watch fuck because I don’t think I have a physical ability to fuck her myself….

I have a feeling this picture is from her recent Calendar ,that I already posted pictures of….but who really cares….it’s tits…look at them and imagine what they look like exposed….

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2010

03

Sep

Cheryl Cole in Some Self Promotion Calendar Bullshit of the Day

Sometimes I have nothing to say…..This is one of those times. I usually rant about a bitch, make fun of her interracial failed marriage, talk about her prison tattoos she got back when she must have been a stripper….maybe make fun of her attempt to make it in America as a solo artist because her experience in Girls Aloud, or what I like to call the bootleg Spice Girls, cuz they are a record label contrived bullshit band, but it made her feel confident enough to go out there on her own…all because she got noticed for being the hot one we all want to fuck…and in doing this she decided to release her own Calendar, like she’s part of the Library or Fire Department trying to make money for their Christmas party, or some bullshit Charity, even though no one uses Calendars anymore, not even the elderly trying to keep track of their doctor’s appointments, friends death anniversaries and family’s birthdays, they use iPhones, they use computers, and they don’t really need to hang this up on their wall, or in their closet, not even for teenage boys to jerk off to, cuz of this thing called the Internet….so I really don’t know who she’s catering or marketing herelf to and I don’t really care, cuz she’s hot…

I guess this wasn’t one of those times that I had nothing to say….like I thought it was…I am usually wrong so it does only make sense…

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