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2016

26

Feb

Cheryl Tiegs Gets it Of the Day

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Cheryl Tiegs was a legendary Sports Illustrated Swim model, back when SI SWIM actually mattered, and like me and pretty much everyone I know, she’s wondering why the brand would put a fat chick on the cover, because no one wants to see a fat girl at a bikini, in fact it’s what ruins hotel pools and public beaches…always making me ask “WHY ISN’T SHE IN A SNOW SUIT”…

I mean, I’m sure she understands that in a world of PC social justice warriors who are fucking reactive as fuck and annoying, putting a fat chick on the cover, is the “i have black friends”….get out of jail free for the rest of the magazine being misogynistic despite the editor being a chick and the chicks in the magazine being chicks who own their sexuality and monetize it via their sex work….

Either way, she’s right, fat girls are vile…here’s her quote…



“I don’t like that we’re talking about full-figured women because it’s glamorizing them because your waist should be smaller than 35 [inches]. That’s what Dr. Oz said, and I’m sticking to it. No, I don’t think it’s healthy. Her face is beautiful. Beautiful. But I don’t think it’s healthy in the long run.”


She got slaughtered by fat girls not working out but instead eating sugary treats at the computer and went onto say that she’s not into anorexic chicks either, because guess what, just because you find fat disgusting and unhealthy because it has been PROVEN to be, doesn’t mean you are into Anorexic chicks either, yet that’s how the world processes “how can she hate fat people”…even though EVERYONE hates fat people – EVEN FAT PEOPLE…THAT IS WHY THEY ARE FAT…because if they didn’t hate themselves, they’d take care of themeselves…Jesus…

Here’s a retrospective of her work..the funny thing is if she was a model today – I’d fucking slaughter her….oh Internet…why do you make me so mean…

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2010

03

Nov

Decades of Denim Event I Wasn’t Invited To Brought Out Some Winners of the Day

There was an event that brought out some real huge celebrities….you know the kind of event that if the Taliban knew was goin’ on…they’d fly a fucking plane into the shit…you know cuz the world would not be able to function without these key players…they are combined as useless as the time you bought condoms before your Cancun springbreak trip, thinking you’d totally get laid cuz everyone there does, you know that finally your luck would turn around thanks to drug and booze fueled insanity…but unfortuantely, that wasn’t the fuckin’ case…however it was 10 years ago and you still have that unopened box of condoms cuz you’re not just a loser on Springbreak homeboy…

Cheryl Tiegs See Through of the Day

Ashlee Simpson was there lookin’ awkward

Cassie Scerbo showed off some tit…No, I’ve never heard of Cassie Scerbo either, but she has cleavage and that balances out staring at those pics of Ashlee Simpson…

Eliza Bennett had a bit of a see through…No, I’ve never heard of Eliza Bennett before…but whatever…

The only bitch worth noticing was Rose McGowan, but I’m biased, I always think she’s lookin’ hot…and that alone makes her very very fucking useful….

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