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Archive for the Chick Category

2010

08

Feb

Some Body Painted Tits Of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch in her maxi pad is, but I know she was important enough for the paparazzi to take a picture of her. I figure you can all create your own backstory for her. Maybe she was walking down the street and some artist decided to have his way with her, or maybe she is poor and has to paint her clothes on everyday, I guess it doesn’t matter and what does matter is that you can see her titties all black on a white chick and not actually being from Africa if you’re into that….I mean how could you not be into body painting it is the single trashiest thing to have at a party besides obnoxious Energy drink.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Body Paint|Chick|Tits

2009

12

Nov

Haley Joel Osmond Post-Op Pictures of the Day

For those of you who used to jerk off to Hayley Joel Osmond back when he was famous and in every movie, because you’re a fucking creepy sex offender who hasn’t been locked up yet and can’t control your urges when you see little effeminate boys with girl names cuz you’re a fucking threat to sociery and because real girls don’t like you, you don’t have to break any laws anymore, cuz motherfucker’s legal now and he finally bit the enevitable bullet thanks to having his childhood spent in make-up chairs and reciting dance moves, and has finally got the fucking chop and here he is showing off his newly female, dyke music guitar playing indy rock nerd ass in her converse like he was Juno or some shit…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Chick|Haley Joel Osmond|Sex Change

2008

31

Jul

Some Chick Lickin’ Down a Hotel Room’s Toilet of the Day

Here’s a weird fetish video posted by someone named OCD girl, who obsessively licks things to make sure they are clean.. She walks into a hotel room and licks the phone, the utensils and the toilet and I find the whole thing pretty hot, it makes me think that if a bitch is willing to lick those germy places, she’ll have no issues licking my scummy asshole, but the truth is that I know it’s staged and I know everything was cleaned 10 times over and that this video is just another lie, but I can see past the lie and enjoy the licking because I’m a pervert like that and so are you.

Posted in:Chick|Hotel|Licks|Tongue